Talk:Small zombie piranha

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Careful Appraisal (brawling @ 359)

  • You are certain that the zombie piranha is healthy.
  • The zombie piranha is cursed, and you are certain that it has an incredible spirit that is healthy.
  • You are certain that it is a great deal weaker than you are.
  • You are certain that it is a great deal less agile than you are.
  • You are certain that it is a great deal less disciplined than you are.
  • You are certain that it is a great deal less quick to react than you are.
  • You are certain that it is a great deal less conditioned than you are.
  • Taking stock of its offensive abilities, and defending with a damite targe and a heavily lacquered plumwood parry stick, you are certain that the zombie piranha is well beneath your abilities.
  • Taking stock of its defensive abilities, and attacking with your fists, you are certain that the zombie piranha is a creature completely beneath your notice.
  • If you brawled with the enemy, you are certain that it would train quite badly.
  • If you defended by parrying attacks, you are certain that the enemy would train quite badly.
  • If you defended by evading attacks, you are certain that the enemy would train quite badly.
  • If you defended by blocking attacks, you are certain that the enemy would train quite badly.
  • If you attempted to beguile the enemy with tactics, you are certain that it would train quite badly.
  • If you targeted and cast a spell at the enemy, you are certain that it would train quite badly.
  • If you attempted to debilitate the enemy, you are certain that it would train quite badly.

--Kythryn 07:44, 9 August 2015 (CDT)