Allye/Allye Likes Things

Disclaimer: This list will be 85% Viyalo.

Viyalo asks, "...ribbit?"
Viyalo glowers darkly at you.
(Viyalo struggles to hop around on her one leg, sticking her tongue out a lot, getting especially interested in the bugs flying around the garden.)
Viyalo firmly exclaims, "Ribbit!"
(Viyalo hops over to the fountain and falls in.)
(Viyalo surfaces until only her nose is above the water and gurgles a "ribbit, dammit" from under the water.)
(Viyalo accidentally inhales a small fish.)
(Viyalo blows bubbles. The water around her seems to mysteriously get soapy. She crawls out, dripping on everything, utters a stone-faced "ribbit" and shoves a bug into her mouth. Where did that bug come from? Not important.)
(Viyalo stumble-hops over to Ambian and stares balefully at him. She sticks her tongue out a few times, then puffs her cheeks out.)

Viyalo belts out, "IF NO ONE'S GONNA SING, THEN ITS TIME FER A BATH! GRAB YER DUCKIES AN' FEEL MY WRATH! THIS IS MISTER SOAP, HE KEEPS US ALL CLEAN! GIVE HIM A NIBBLE AN' HE'LL MAKE YER FUR SHEEN! OH ITS BATHTIME, ITS BATHTIME, GETCHER ARSE IN TH' TUB! ITS BATHTIME ITS BATHTIME GIVE IT A GOOD HARD RUB! sCRAPE ALL TH' FOOD OFF IF'N YA WANNA STAY NICE, AN' AFTER TH' SECOND BATH YA C'N COME BACK FER TH' THRICE!"
Viyalo belts out, "NOW DONTCHA FEEL CLEAN, ARE YER EARS ALL WET? IF'N YA AIN'T SOAKED FROM YER TAIL TER YER HEAD--THEN GET IN TH' BATH, PLOP YER BUTT IN! FLOP YERSELF OVER AN' GIVE YERSELF A SPIN! SOAK UP TH' SUDS AN' TH' NEKKED FOLK ABOUND! OGLE 'EM, BUT SECRETLY, ELSE YER ARSE IS JAILWARD BOUND! OH, TH' BATHHOUSE C'N BE NICE THIS TIME OF YEAR, AYE, AYE! BUT WHAT I REALLY WANT IS TER SEE A CUTE PRYDAEN GAL'S TAIL HIGH!"
Viyalo falls down on the cushions!
Viyalo says, "I fergot ter rhyme 'rear' at th' end."
Viyalo's ears droop for a moment.

Deesul says to Geothst, "Eluned can suck a lemon."

[With "difficulty controlling actions" level of nerve damage:]
Lebruja says, "I, I, I, I, seem."
Lebruja says, "To to to to have some."
Lebruja says, "Trouble, trouble trouble."
Lebruja says, "Perhaps."
Lebruja says, "Perhaps."
Rhybellion asks, "Could I get a little healing please?"
Lebruja says, "Some healing."
Lebruja says, "Some healing."

Zeteivek says to Viyalo, "You're very loud, little friend."
Viyalo loudly exclaims to Zeteivek, "Ya have ter speak up, feller!"
You say, "Still adjusting after the fireworks, a bit."
Zeteivek looks at Viyalo and sighs.
You giggle.
Zeteivek clears his throat.
Zeteivek yells, "You are very loud!"
Viyalo beams at Zeteivek!
Viyalo loudly exclaims, "Thankee!"

The tan guinea-pig squeaks, "Rawr!"
You say, "Look at that fierce guinea-pig."
Keirran asks, "Where?"
The tan guinea-pig squeaks, "GRRRR!"
You say, "I've never seen such a ferocious one."
Vansan quietly says, "At least we're in the right place for healing, if it goes man-killer."

(Viyalo dips her Gyfford effigy in the jam, then suckles and nibbles it off his limbless, headless body.)

Viyalo is preening in front of the mirror.
Viyalo asks, "Howdy! Rawr, whossis cutie?"
(Viyalo makes out with the mirror.)

Ahneya's salt crab says, "I had a family once, before I became a kitten."

Lasika whispers, "You are luffly too... for a horrible soul-eatink merelew."

Voksrig says, "Magic is banned here.  I might actually have to leave by... walking."
Voksrig sighs.
(Voksrig walk towards the door and directly into a wall)
Voksrig falls over.
Voksrig stands up.
Voksrig dusts himself off.
Seer Voksrig strolls out.

You say, "Sorry for saying I would fight your dead mother."

Tyrun says, "I believe now is as good a time as any for an upbeat cadence to set the mood."
Tyrun begins a spritely polka on his blackened zills with only the slightest hint of difficulty.

Felicini says, "Thank you! I'll just take one bite."
Felicini messily gobbles down a plate of spit-roasted venison steak basted with verjuice.
Felicini says, "Opps."

Viyalo exclaims to you, "Ya beautifully-illuminatin' cheese-whiskin' dance-hoppin' moon-bitin' apple-swappin' fluff-addled gown-hustler!"

Viyalo boisterously sings in a sopranino voice:
   "HEYA, ALLYE, SHE'S ALLYE,
    SHE'S ALL YA WANNA BE!
    FUZZY AN' PRETTY AN' COVERED IN BEES!
    THEY'LL STING WITH THEIR ARSES AN' YA KNOW THAT SMARTSES!
    SHE'S OUR MA, SHE'S ALLYE, SHE'S ALL I WANNA BE!
    SOMEDAY MEBBE ALLYE C'N BE MEEEE!"

Razorange swears, "I will live in harmony with the wilds."
Razorange's cambrinth bacon emits a loud *snap*.

Lorwryn sings in a mezzo-soprano voice:
   "Five little rangas jumpin' on the bed
     One fell off and busted his head
     Mama called the empath and the empath said
     Sorry but that ranga is dead!"
Stelling laughs at Lorwryn.
(Lorwryn jumps up and down on the bed.)

The paper is drawn with:  To whom it may concern: We raided your toasties cart. Hugs and kisses, The Roasty Toasty Bandits

[while training a horse to joust]
Shaylynne lectures, "don't be such a pony"
Shaylynne lectures, "you are thirteen hands of power, like the gods!"

Sekanis says, "There was a mime i had to deal with earlier."
Lasaia says, "I'm sure they appreciated it."
Sekanis says, "Aye he did."
Lasaia says, "Being stuck in an invisible box with no voice is not fun."
Sekanis exclaims, "He was doing unspeakable things!"

Almarius says, "I should've been though... Could've been the Pecker Wrecker, Shiney Penguin Galore."
Viyalo loudly says to Almarius, "Maybe not that'n."

Gahston climbed up some handholds.
Gahston climbed up a rope.
Shaylynne says, "Noone climbs like Gahston."

Aislynn quietly says to Uryutis, "I think it would be hubris to assume that Life cannot exist in a shape other than Elanthian. I've a cat that is certainly alive, and doesn't bear my shape at all."
Aislynn's tail undulates passively just above the ground.

Yilva asks Almarius, "Do you know why you're the worst mime?"
Emyrose glances at Almarius.
Emyrose glances at Yilva.
(Almarius puts her hands on her hips, tilting her head in bewilderment.)
Almarius questioningly asks, "Awwww! Was it something I said?!?"

Emyrose says to Allye, "That was well written and yet horrible torture and you should be proud and ashamed."