Contraire family
Our Glorious Rise to Power
The House of Contraire started with a spark and a dream. They are the family formerly known as Gazen'Molujan, and all members have been adopted under the Contraire Empire, except for Zithri who doesn't count
When Lalouisa was a little girl growing up on her father's rooster farm, she discovered she had a penchant for mischief and romps in the hay with ALL the local boys. One day she ventured to the big city called the Crossing with a dream of becoming the strongest barbarian in the land and opening a shop to serve her famous milkshakes and turkey legs. There she met a charming young lass named Contrejour. They immediately became besties sharing lollipops and occasionally dance partners in the inn.
In the midst of the great war between the house Gazen'Molujan and the house Dirais'Sanbino, Contrejour married Slarc after a wild night of Tea, many games of spin the grave robbed hunting spear, and merry story telling where they may have picked up Lolianna. The memory is hazy and they are still not sure what was in that tea. Through this union, Lalouisa and Contrejour became in-laws and consummated their bond as family members for evs and evs by deciding to share the same last name.
Thusly the Gazen'Molujan reformed under the Contraire name and the Dirais'Sanbino house crumbled and scattered never to be seen or heard from again except Shaunacy and Avichai who both don't count. To honor the lineage of the past and their unbreakable bond Contrejour, Slarq and Lalouisa struck out to forge an Empire that would become the greatest Elanthia has ever known.
The Glam Fam
Contrejour Contraire - Head of Household, part-time dancer, half baked chef and peanut butter thief. Inn candle lighter.
Slarc "Sugar Fingers" Contraire - The Mister, confectioneer and stylish statistician. Alleged Horse Slayer.
Lalouisa Contraire - The family right hand woman and favorite cousin, she ain't a beauty but hey she's all right. Toggish princess. Pretend Cleric.
Lolianna Contraire - The Gossip, the sister and best friend extraordinaire, fashion adviser to the empire.
Vladmirr Contraire - A cleric with bad ankles but a lot of fight in him
Meiline Contraire - Fearless Battle Empath who bravely fought off voidspawn in the bath house, has the hook up.
Buuwl Contraire - House Guard, Sparkling buns of steel and the owner of the infamous "Lucy".
Charlize Contraire - Smuggler of tasty treats, coffee mug label maker, always innocent.
Lithrell Contraire - Just because he's a healer doesn't mean he has to heal you.
Giavanna Contraire - The loud one. Owner and caretaker of Flufferkins the bunny rabbit. Head sand barge clothing optional fishing charter operator.
Lycium Contraire - Wanna be cleric, Inn supervisor.
Qoda Contraire - Head travel agent, stalker, Garden Gnome.
Khiersty Contraire - The quiet one.
Brewski Contraire - Exiled.
Elkira Contraire - The rogue family member with a bounty on her head.
Notable Peeps
Klausette - The family lawyer and legal representation.
Caidie - Bonded to house guard Buuwl, friend to all Contraires
Qij - He thinks he's too good for us, but he isn't
Crest
A lime green shield emblazoned with jar of peanut butter encircled by barbed coiled whip at the apex suspended over a giant gash.
Motto
Sassy and classy and into sticky muffINNS
Family Wood
Chestnut
Battle Standard
a crisp linen tea towel elaborately embroidered in gold thread and lashed to a chestnut flag pole
Family Portraits
PAINTING #1
a pair of carefree girls sitting on a picnic blanket eating turkey legs and lollipops. They are cute as buttons but appear to be talking loudly with their mouths full of food. A calligraphy chat bubble above their heads reads "Hot To Death!".