See 'n Say Appraisal (script)
This is a Genie script that appraises any weapon, shield, or armor and then echoes the appraisal in an IC way. (Shorthand appraisals, such as "l/bc/f p/r very strong," are often regarded as OOC (gibberish) when gwethed or spoken in-game.)
This script is suitable for role-players, Traders (who are often asked to appraise items), and people who are simply too lazy to type or copy and paste or type from the appraisal.
For OOC appraisals, use See 'n Say Appraisal - OOC (script).
For IC comparisons, use See 'n Say Comparison (script).
Syntax
.APP %1 %2
%1: the item (use periods instead of spaces) %2: optional modifier (careful or quick)
For example, .APP MY.GREATSWORD CAREFUL, .APP HAMMER.ON.OAK.TABLE QUICK, and .APP ISHARON.SHIELD (for shown items).
Usage Notes
You do not need to type the full name of the weapon in order for it to appear in the output. The weapon name is read from the part of the appraisal that states the value.
The script should distinguish between singular and plural items when composing the output. For example, if you appraise your gauntlets, it will say, "the gauntlets are," not "the gauntlets is."
Swappable Weapons
Swappable weapons, such as bastard swords, are only partially supported by this script. If you see both appraisals when you appraise a swappable item, the script will only output the second appraisal listed. For example:
.app sword careful A gleaming silver sword is a heavy edged melee-ranged weapon. You are certain that it could do: poor puncture damage great slice damage low impact damage You are certain that the sword is reasonably balanced and is fairly suited to gaining extra attack power from your strength. A gleaming silver sword is a two-handed edged melee-ranged weapon. You are certain that it could do: low puncture damage severe slice damage fair impact damage You are certain that the sword is reasonably balanced and is reasonably suited to gaining extra attack power from your strength. You are certain that the gleaming silver sword is moderately strong, and is in pristine condition.
The script would simply treat this as a two-handed edged weapon and output that appraisal.
To get around this problem, don't appraise carefully. (This makes it less likely that you will see both weapon modes.) Run the script once, swap the weapon, and then run it again. This will force it to output both appraisals.
Sample Outputs
Melee Weapon: This two-handed edged weapon can be wielded at pole range. It can inflict low puncture damage, bone-crushing slice damage, and fair impact damage. The greatsword is poorly balanced and is reasonably suited to taking advantage of the wielder's strength. It is very strong.
Thrown Weapon: This heavy thrown and heavy blunt weapon can be thrown from missile range or wielded at melee range. It can inflict no puncture damage, no slice damage, and heavy impact damage. The hammer is fairly balanced and is reasonably suited to taking advantage of the wielder's strength. It is fairly sturdy.
Brawling Weapon: These footwraps are worn while brawling to increase damage. They can inflict no puncture damage, no slice damage, and heavy impact damage. They are of average strength.
Parry Stick: This parry stick is a purely defensive item that is simply worn in combat. It is reasonably balanced and fairly sturdy.
Ranged Weapon: This long bow can be used from missile range. The longbow is well balanced and is well suited to taking advantage of the wielder's strength. It is extremely weak.
Ammunition: These bolts are ammunition for a crossbow. When fired, they can inflict heavy puncture damage, low slice damage, and low impact damage. They are somewhat flimsy.
Shield: This large shield offers fair to impressive protection at the expense of fair hindrance to one's ability to maneuver in combat. When used offensively, the shield can inflict great impact damage, is poorly balanced, and is reasonably suited to taking advantage of the user's strength. It is fairly sturdy.
Armor: This heavy plate armor offers high protection and great damage absorption for puncture attacks, great protection and great damage absorption for slice attacks, moderate protection and great damage absorption for impact attacks, good protection and high damage absorption for fire attacks, moderate protection and high damage absorption for cold attacks, and poor protection and high damage absorption for electrical attacks. This protection comes at the expense of great maneuvering hindrance and insane stealth hindrance. The armor is well constructed.
Script
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to impose (.*), offering action setvariable construct $2 when ^You are certain that the .+ (is|are) (.*), and (is|are) matchre wthrown thrown matchre wmelee range matchre wstick parry stick|calcified femur matchre wbrawling brawling|elbow blades|elbow spikes|elbow wraps matchre shield shield matchre armor2 gauntlets|gloves|greaves|leathers|legguards|vambraces matchre armor cloth armor|cloth|leather armor|bone armor|light chain|heavy chain|light plate|heavy plate matchre wammob2 arrows matchre wammoc2 bolts|quadrellos|quarrels|pulzones matchre wammos2 bullets|clumps|lumps|rocks matchre wammob arrow matchre wammoc bolt|quadrello|quarrel|pulzone matchre wammos bullet|clump|lump|rock matchre wbow bow|sling matchwait wthrown: echo This %wtype weapon can be thrown from missile range or wielded at %range range. It can inflict %puncture puncture damage, %slice slice damage, and %impact impact damage. The %noun is %balance balanced and is %power suited to taking advantage of the wielder's strength. It is %construct. pause goto end wmelee: echo This %wtype weapon can be wielded at %range range. It can inflict %puncture puncture damage, %slice slice damage, and %impact impact damage. The %noun is %balance balanced and is %power suited to taking advantage of the wielder's strength. It is %construct. pause goto end wstick: echo This parry stick is a purely defensive item that is simply worn in combat. It is %balance balanced and %construct. pause goto end wbrawling: echo These %noun are worn while brawling to increase damage. They can inflict %puncture puncture damage, %slice slice damage, and %impact impact damage. They are %construct. pause goto end shield: echo This %stype shield offers %sprotection protection at the expense of %shindrance hindrance to one's ability to maneuver in combat. When used offensively, the %noun can inflict %impact impact damage, is %balance balanced, and is %power suited to taking advantage of the user's strength. It is %construct. pause goto end armor2: echo This %atype armor offers %apuncture for puncture attacks, %aslice for slice attacks, %aimpact for impact attacks, %afire for fire attacks, %acold for cold attacks, and %aelectrical for electrical attacks. This protection comes at the expense of %ahindrance. The %noun are %construct. pause goto end armor: echo This %atype armor offers %apuncture for puncture attacks, %aslice for slice attacks, %aimpact for impact attacks, %afire for fire attacks, %acold for cold attacks, and %aelectrical for electrical attacks. This protection comes at the expense of %ahindrance. The %noun is %construct. pause goto end wammob2: echo These %noun are ammunition for a bow. When fired, they can inflict %puncture puncture damage, %slice slice damage, and %impact impact damage. They are %construct. pause goto end wammoc2: echo These %noun are ammunition for a crossbow. When fired, they can inflict %puncture puncture damage, %slice slice damage, and %impact impact damage. They are %construct. pause goto end wammos2: echo These %noun are ammunition for a sling or staff sling. When hurled, they can inflict %puncture puncture damage, %slice slice damage, and %impact impact damage. They are %construct. pause goto end wammob: echo This %noun is ammunition for a bow. When fired, it can inflict %puncture puncture damage, %slice slice damage, and %impact impact damage. It is %construct. pause goto end wammoc: echo This %noun is ammunition for a crossbow. When fired, it can inflict %puncture puncture damage, %slice slice damage, and %impact impact damage. It is %construct. pause goto end wammos: echo This %noun is ammunition for a sling or staff sling. When hurled, it can inflict %puncture puncture damage, %slice slice damage, and %impact impact damage. It is %construct. pause goto end wbow: echo This %wtype can be used from missile range. The %noun is %balance balanced and is %power suited to taking advantage of the wielder's strength. It is %construct. pause goto end end: