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=='''Noteworthy Characteristics:''' == |
=='''Noteworthy Characteristics:''' == |
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<ul><li>Can prove to '96 |
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<li>Handsome |
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<li>Charming |
<li>Charming |
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<li>Debonaire |
<li>Debonaire |
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<li>Humble |
<li>Humble |
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=='''Achievements:'''== |
=='''Achievements:'''== |
Revision as of 13:57, 2 November 2015
You see Vincenze Violent, an Elf.
A holy aura of benevolence emanates from Vincenze, illuminating his countenance brightly.
Vincenze has pointed ears and sullenly glowing blood-hued eyes. His white hair is long and fine, and is worn arranged in pigtails. He has tanned skin.
He appears to be young.
He has a large, thick, bristling mustache on his upper lip and a long fuzzy beard.
A shadowy orb rippling with silver arcs of light hovers like a will-o-wisp, following him diligently.
Affiliation:
Active member of the Magen Road Lords[1]
Hobbies:
- Soul Vaping
- Skull Vaping
- Face Vaping
- Tactical Vaping
- Defensive Vaping
- Offensive Vaping
- Retaliatory Vaping
- Pre-emptive Vaping
- Vaping for hire
Noteworthy Characteristics:
- Can prove to '96
- Handsome
- Charming
- Debonaire
- Humble
Achievements:
- No one's slick as Vincenze
- No one's quick as Vincenze
- No one's neck's as incredibly thick as Vincenze
- There's no man in town half as manly
- Perfect, a pure paragon
- No one's been like Vincenze, A king pin like Vincenze
- No one's got a swell cleft in his chin like Vincenze
- As a specimen, yes, he's intimidating
- No one fights like Vincenze
- Douses lights like Vincenze
- In a wrestling match nobody bites like Vincenze
- For there's no one as burly and brawny
- As you see he's got biceps to spare
- Not a bit of him's scraggly or scrawny
- And ev'ry last inch of him's covered with hair
- No one hits like Vincenze
- Matches wits like Vincenze
- In a spitting match nobody spits like Vincenze
- He's espcially good at expectorating
- He's roughly the size of a barge, from eating five dozen eggs.
- No one shoots like Vincenze
- Makes those beauts like Vincenze
- Then goes tromping around wearing boots like Vincenze
- He uses antlers in all of his decorating
Things Vincenze will never do:
- Give you up
- Let you down
- Run around
- Desert you
- Make you cry
- Say goodbye
- Tell a lie
- Hurt you