Vincenze

You see Vincenze Violent, an Elf.
A holy aura of benevolence emanates from Vincenze, illuminating his countenance brightly.
Vincenze has pointed ears and sullenly glowing blood-hued eyes. His white hair is long and fine, and is worn arranged in pigtails. He has tanned skin.
He appears to be young.
He has a large, thick, bristling mustache on his upper lip and a long fuzzy beard.
A shadowy orb rippling with silver arcs of light hovers like a will-o-wisp, following him diligently.

Affiliation:

Active member of the Magen Road Lords Magen Road Lords[1]

Hobbies:

• Soul Vaping
• Skull Vaping
• Face Vaping
• Tactical Vaping
• Defensive Vaping
• Offensive Vaping
• Retaliatory Vaping
• Pre-emptive Vaping
• Vaping for hire

Noteworthy Characteristics:

• Handsome
• Charming
• Debonaire
• Humble

  Achievements:

  • No one's slick as Vincenze
  • No one's quick as Vincenze
  • No one's neck's as incredibly thick as Vincenze
  • There's no man in town half as manly
  • Perfect, a pure paragon
  • No one's been like Vincenze, A king pin like Vincenze
  • No one's got a swell cleft in his chin like Vincenze
  • As a specimen, yes, he's intimidating
  • No one fights like Vincenze
  • Douses lights like Vincenze
  • In a wrestling match nobody bites like Vincenze
  • For there's no one as burly and brawny
  • As you see he's got biceps to spare
  • Not a bit of him's scraggly or scrawny
  • And ev'ry last inch of me's covered with hair
  • No one hits like Vincenze
  • Matches wits like Vincenze
  • In a spitting match nobody spits like Vincenze
  • He's espcially good at expectorating
  • He's roughly the size of a barge, from eating five dozen eggs.
  • No one shoots like Vincenze
  • Makes those beauts like Vincenze
  • Then goes tromping around wearing boots like Vincenze
  • He uses antlers in all of his decorating