Contraire family

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Our Glorious Rise to Power

The House of Contraire started with a barge ride and a dream. They are the family formerly known as Gazen'Molujan, and all members have been adopted under the Contraire Empire, except for Zithri who doesn't count.

When Lalouisa was a little girl growing up on her father's rooster farm, she discovered she had a penchant for mischief and romps in the hay with ALL the local boys. One day she ventured to the big city called the Crossing with a dream of becoming the strongest barbarian in the land and opening a shop to serve her famous milkshakes and turkey legs. There she met a charming young lass named Contrejour. They immediately became besties sharing lollipops and occasionally dance partners in the inn.

In the midst of the great war between the house Gazen'Molujan and the house Dirais'Sanbino, Contrejour married Slarc after a wild night of tea, merry story telling, a few games of spin the grave robbed hunting spear, and this is where they may have picked up Lolianna. The memory is hazy and they are still not sure what was in that tea. Through this union, Lalouisa and Contrejour became in-laws and consummated their bond as family members for evs and evs. They soon decided to share the same last name.

Thusly the Gazen'Molujan reformed under the Contraire name and the Dirais'Sanbino house crumbled and scattered never to be seen or heard from again except Shaunacy and Avichai who both don't count. To honor the lineage of the past and their unbreakable bond Contrejour, Slarq and Lalouisa struck out to forge an Empire that would become the greatest Elanthia has ever known.

Long story short, peeps be jelly of our donuts.

The Glam Fam

Contrejour Contraire - Head of Household, part-time dancer, half baked chef, peanut butter thief, and candlelight mood setter. Gnomish snowball fighter.

Slarc "Sugar Fingers" Contraire - The Mister, master confectioner, stylish statistician, and alleged Horse Slayer.

Lalouisa Contraire - The right hand woman and favorite cousin, she ain't a beauty but hey she's all right, Toggish princess and Pretend Cleric. Siegery set avenger. Gnomish snowball fighter.

Lolianna Contraire - The Gossip, the sister from another mister, the best friend extraordinaire, the supreme fashion adviser to the empire, and inventor slash door to door saleswoman of the vibrating self mixing stirring rod. Winner of the Miss Gwethdesuan pageant and inducted into the Miss Gweth hall of fame on the 55th day of the 2nd month of Ka'len the Sea Drake in the year of the Golden Panther.

Vladmirr Contraire - A cleric with bad ankles but a lot of fight in him.

Meiline Contraire - Fearless Battle Empath who bravely fought off voidspawn in the bath house, and she has the hook up.

Buuwl Contraire - House Guard, Sparkling buns of steel and the owner of the infamous "Lucy".

Charlize Contraire - Smuggler of tasty treats, coffee addict, label maker, always innocent.

Lithrell Contraire - Just because he's a healer doesn't mean he has to heal you.

Giavanna Contraire - The loud one. Owner and caretaker of Flufferkins the bunny rabbit. Head sand barge clothing optional fishing charter and event planner.

Lycium Contraire - Wanna be cleric, Inn supervisor, and mushroom expert.

Qoda Contraire - Head travel agent, stalker, Garden Gnome.

Khiersty Contraire - The quiet one.

Brewski Contraire - Forever exiled.

Elkira Contraire - The rogue family member with a bounty on her head.

Zehira Contraire - Our honeypot, might get stung if you get too close, don't say we didn't warn you.

Helikaon Contraire - The first Prydaen. That's right dawg, we let in a cat. meeeeooooowwwww. Check meowt.

Aayveia Contraire - The daughter mother, cupcaked crusader, Lalouisa's competition for best Elanthian milkshake.

Zalan Contraire - He can dance, and if you don't dance, you're no friend of his bow and arrow. His groove is in the heart.

Notable Peeps

Klausette - The family lawyer and legal representation. Better call Klausette.

Caidie - Bonded to house guard Buuwl, friend to all Contraires......well most.

Qij - Head dolphin rider, orphan, blowhole maker, head horse skinner, Qompanion of the Contraires.

Nebby - Family trader, future family member once we abduct his wife, head of logic

Riverlynn Razi - Super notable. Full Conty imminent.

Crest

A lime green shield emblazoned with a pink taco drowning in a shot glass full of vodka suspended over a giant gash.

Motto

Keep Calm and Contraire On.

Family Wood

Chestnut

Battle Standard

a crisp linen tea towel elaborately embroidered in gold thread and lashed to a chestnut flag pole

Family Portraits

PAINTING #1

a pair of carefree girls sitting on a picnic blanket eating turkey legs and lollipops. They are cute as buttons but appear to be talking loudly with their mouths full of food. A calligraphy chat bubble above their heads reads "Hot To Death!".