View source for Item:Unadorned vellum card framed by a narrow black border

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|look=The card is heartless in its simplicity.<br/>
Within it, you read the following inscription:<br/><br/>
:Somberly we gather, our demeanors quite grave,
::Raising glasses to remember the passing of an age,
:For once there was a hero who fought the epic fight,
::Until felled by a ship rat, along about last night.<br/><br/>
::Sorry to hear about your death -- feel better soon!<br/><br/>
The vellum card has not been signed.
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|sourcetype=sold by
|source=Smaragdaus' Joy
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