View source for Item:Miniature combat mule mounted by an armored one-eyed tomcat

{{Item
|noun=mule
|look=Poised on the back of the dark grey mule, the scowling, bright orange tomcat is garbed in a doll-sized highwayman's outfit and a black leather eye-patch.  Armed with a makeshift lance constructed from a sharpened broom, a slew of burlap mice and jingling orbs hang from the bandoliers crisscrossing his broad chest.  Padded leather barding covers the mule and its long-eared head is protected by a steel chanfron.
|MTag=leather, burlap, steel
|CTag=dark grey, bright orange, black
|STag=mule
|type=siegery
|weight=5
|appcost=12500
|lsize=1
|wsize=1
|hsize=1
|sourcetype=-
|fname=No
}}
You think that the mule is a siegery toy.  It is a figure small.<br/>
The combat mule does not belong to you.  You'll need to TURN it to make it yours.<br/>
You think you can DROP the combat mule to have it join in on a siegery game.<br/>
You can also PUSH the combat mule when on the ground to have it attack.<br/>
You can REPAIR the combat mule when broken.<br/>

==Messaging==

====Successful Attack:====
* As the miniature combat mule trots past the <opponent's castle> outer walls, the tomcat perched on its back lobs a jingling ball that explodes on impact!  JINGLE-BOOM!<br/>
* The miniature combat mule charges <opposing soldier>, allowing the tomcat to assault him with his makeshift lance!<br/>

====Failed Attack:====
* The miniature combat mule charges forward, but the tomcat topples off his bedraggled steed, landing with a pitiful mewl.<br/>
* The miniature combat mule stands still, avoiding the fight as the tomcat perched upon its back begins to fastidiously groom himself in public!<br/>
* The miniature combat mule attempts to kick <opposing soldier>, but him dives out of the way!<br/>

====Death Message:====
* The miniature combat mule wheezes loudly before toppling over, dead.  The tomcat nudges the mule with his head before lifting his head, issuing a forlorn yeowl!<br/>