View source for Item:Chocolate pie decorated with the words "ATTACK PIE"

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|noun=pie
|look=The lettering is neatly applied onto the flaky top crust with white sugar frosting.
|MTag=chocolate, sugar
|CTag=white
|type=food
|uses=6
|weight=10
|appcost=62
|lsize=2
|wsize=1
|hsize=1
|sourcetype=-
|fname=No
|metal=no
}}
* {{com|eat}}: You take a bite of the pie.  Yum!  Gooey and sweet!
* {{tt|throw}} at <Person>: You huck your chocolate pie at <Person>!
: Just missed, but the chocolate pie splatters all over the ground!
* {{tt|throw}} at <Person>: A direct hit!  The chocolate pie splatters all over <person>! <br />
:<person> licks some of the goo off his/her face. <br />
* {{com|throw}} at <Self>: Abandoning all reasoning, you smash your chocolate pie into your own face, splattering goo everywhere.