Weapon:Cracked asini book of "The Great Pack" heavily worn at the edges

cracked asini book of "The Great Pack" heavily worn at the edges
Look:	Deep fissures snake across the blood-red cover of the book, heavily disfiguring the embossing of the title. The edges are worn down, particularly on the long side, lending a bit of curvature to their lines. A matching chain affixed to the spine allows the book to be worn.
Type:	Light Blunt \ Light Thrown
Range:	melee
Puncture:	no (0/28)
Slice:	poor (2/28)
Impact:	somewhat heavy (8/28)
Fire:	no (0/28)
Cold:	no (0/28)
Electric:	no (0/28)
Force of Impact:	decently (6/17)
Balance:	inadequately (4/17)
Suitedness:	reasonably (7/17)
Construction:	rather reinforced (11/18)
Metal:	No
Weight:	37 stones
Appraised Cost:	Unknown
Properties:	This item has more than normal or unusual verbs. This item is worn in the belt slot.
Dimensions:	3 length x 1 width x 1 height
Sources:	Source is Dark Knight (2)

Looking at the book, you believe you can open and close it. You can also perform the following actions: read, write, turn, nod, gaze, clench, raise, kiss, lick, shake, tap, wave, hug, slap, punch, knock.

• OPEN: You carefully open a cracked asini book of "The Great Pack" heavily worn at the edges.
• CLOSE: You gently close a cracked asini book of "The Great Pack" heavily worn at the edges.
• READ (while open): You quietly peruse the passages in your asini book.
• WRITE (with writing instrument in hand): You write something on a page in your asini book.
• TURN (closed): You turn a cracked asini book of "The Great Pack" heavily worn at the edges over in your hands, examining its cover. (open): You carefully turn a page of your asini book.
• NOD: You stare at your asini book and nod, mumbling quietly to yourself.
• GAZE (closed): You gaze intently at the cover of your asini book. (open): You gaze intently at a page of your asini book.
• CLENCH: You stare at your asini book, clenching it tightly in your hand.
• RAISE: You raise your asini book above your head, waving it in emphasis.
• KISS: You close your eyes for a moment and lift your asini book to your lips in a reverent kiss.
• LICK (closed): You lick the cover of your asini book. It tastes pretty bland. (open): You lick your fingertip and turn a page of your asini book.
• SHAKE: You turn your asini book upside-down and shake it vigorously to see if anything is stuck between the pages. Doesn't seem to be anything however.
• TAP: You drum your fingers on your asini book, thinking quietly to yourself.
• WAVE: You draw back your arm with the intent to furiously hurl your asini book across the room, pulling back at the last moment.
• HUG: You clasp your asini book to your heart, closing your eyes in silent contemplation for a moment.
• SLAP (closed): You slam your open palm down on the cover of your asini book with a loud *THWAP*! (open): You slam your asini book shut with a loud *THWAP*!
• PUNCH: You slam your fist emphatically against your asini book.
• KNOCK: You rap your knuckles on your asini book.