Template:VERBSJesterGoblet

This is the "VERBSJesterGoblet" template to list all the messages given by objects like Item:Jester's diacan drinking goblet inlaid with a mocking moonsilver visage when you drink from them.

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When you DRINK from it, it yells one of the following messages:

• As you lift your drinking goblet to take a drink, the goblet begins to bleat a soft "Baaa baa baa baa baa..."
• As you lift your drinking goblet to take a drink, the goblet begins to hoot shrilly like a monkey.
• As you lift your drinking goblet to take a drink, the goblet begins to shout, "QUICK!!! Someone get pillows! Uzmam is drinking. Uzmam will soon be stumbling around like an inebriated INKHORNE! QUICK! Pillows, mattresses, piles of flea-ridden rags, she won't be particular!"
• As you lift your drinking goblet to take a drink, the goblet croons out a low "Mooooooooooooooooo..."
• As you lift your drinking goblet to take a drink, the goblet lets out a resounding *SNORT*! Quite a good impression of a hog for a goblet.
• As you lift your drinking goblet to take a drink, the goblet lets out a sound like a thunder ram in heat.
• As you take a long swig from your drinking goblet, you suddenly feel your legs double-up beneath you and next thing you know, the floor is shaking hands with your face. You hear a derisive snort from your goblet as it croons, "See! Uzmam is drunk! Can't stand up! Naw naw na naw naw! Drunkard here! Constable!!!"
• As you take a long, draught from your drinking goblet, the goblet suddenly yells out,

"She is DRINKING!!!! Uzmam is drinking everyone! Uzmam is gonna get DRUUUUUUNK!"

• As you take a long, refreshing drink from your drinking goblet, it suddenly begins to emit a wheedling, nasal and very penetrating voice, singing, "Druuuuuuuuuunk, drunk drunk drunk, druuuuuunk..."
• As you take a long, refreshing drink from your drinking goblet, the goblet suddenly begins to sing in a nasal, penetrating voice,

"Ooooooohhhhh, roses are red, ah cha cha,

And you know those violets, they aaaaare so blue, so blue,

Oh momma, you know Uzmam is a drunk, ah cha cha,

Yes, one of the soused, the stumbling, the few! Yiiee yii yii!"

• As you tip your drinking goblet up for a drink, the vessel suddenly erupts into a cacophony of barnyard screeches, squawks, hoots and whinies!
• While calmly drinking from your drinking goblet, the danged thing suddenly blurts out a loud "PPppPbPbPbbpbpbtttt!", causing you to dribble liquid down your chin in surprise.
• You take a nice long drink from your drinking goblet.
• Your drinking goblet bursts into a loud wolf-whistle as you tip it up to take a drink from it.
• Your drinking goblet makes a series of rude gurgling noises as you try to innocently take a drink from its contents.