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Post:	Something I wrote for possibly performing with the [[Tavern Troupe]] in the future. However, I decided it might just be a bit too OOC for acting out in the game, so here it is for everyone to get a chuckle. [START] [[Kertigen]] just woke up to join the adventure. Kertigen drops his Kertigen's list. <hr /> Smith of the Gods Kertigen has opened his list for general alterations. Please read the sign in his tent for an explanation on what he will or wont work with. The Smith of the Gods reserves the right to refuse work to anyone for any reason. You must be a God to attend, no Demi-Gods or Demons accepted. You've been warned. </hr> [Kertigen's Tent, Waiting Lounge] Kertigen opens the list. >A bunch of people join the list. Kertigen says, "Okay, gonna close the list now. I'm really not sure how I wound up with fifty-nine names on here... Kertigen scratches his head. Kertigen says, "But, I'll do my best to help most of yas." [[Mrod]] is next. [[Enelne]] cheers for Mrod. [[Coshivi]] smirks at Mrod. Mrod says to Kertigen, "I don't know if you remember, you're a bit older than I am, but a few years back this [[World Dragon|big dragon]] kinda burnt the heck out of [[Katamba|my moon]]. [[Eluned]] says to Mrod, "Hey, I did what I could. You should be thankful." Mrod says to Eluned, "Oh I am. Mrod says, "But umm... My [[Rakash]] are kinda tired of the whole half-human thing..." Mrod scratches behind his right ear for a moment. Mrod says, "So I was wondering if maybe you could make me something like..." Mrod leans over and whispers to Kertigen, "TAP: A brilliant gold Katamba - LOOK: The stunning moon is created from a bright gold material capable of withstanding any heat, even a dragon's breath." Mrod says to Kertigen, "I'd even let ya put a maker's mark on it. I know how you like doing that, like with the Dwarves." Kertigen says to Mrod, "Like you're one to talk. [[Grand Pack]] my foot!" Mrod asks bluntly, "Alright, fine. Are ya gonna do the work or not?" Kertigen asks, "Did you bring a voucher for the current moon so I can take it to my workshop and give it a once over?" Mrod asks Kertigen, "Voucher? For a moon?" Mrod says, "It's right there, just go on over there and do the work!" Kertigen says, "I need the voucher. You should have read the rules on planetary alterations before coming here so you could be ready." Kertigen sighs. Mrod says, "Fine. Just do these hairsticks than." Mrod gives Kertigen some stone hairsticks. Kertigen looks them over for a moment before setting to work on them with a number of tools from his toolbelt. Kertigen gives Mrod some Rakashsteel hairsticks. Kertigen asks Mrod, "How's that? Mrod grumbles Enelne leaves the list. Coshivi leaves the list. Mrod's group just went out the tent flap. Kertigen says, "Oh well." [[Spangklud]] is next. Kertigen asks, "Spangklud?" Spangklud says, "Yes!" Kertigen says, "Do I even know you?" Spangklud strikes a mischievous grin at Kertigen. Kertigen says, "I'm going to have to be more exclusive next time." Spangklud says, "I got the invitation!" Spangklud waves a piece of paper at Kertigen, distracting him a bit while the gremlin tries to make a grab for the tools. Kertigen asks, "Oh! What do you think you're doin?" Kertigen whallops Spangklud. Kertigen says, "There can be only one... crafting god." [[Krigglin]] whistles innocently. [[Trothfang]] is next. Trothfang exclaims loudly, "Trothfang want spear!" Trothfang exclaims excitedly, "Spear for killing! For blood! Yes! Spear! Blood spear! Now!" [[Tieheq]] says to [[Sraxaec]], "I think like this guy." Sraxaec grins at Tieheq. Trothfang stomps about angrily. Kertigen thumps Trothfang. Kertigen says, "Maybe in a bit after you calm down." [[Tenemlor]] is next. [[Eu]] observes Tenemlor closely. Tenemlor says to Kertigen, "I could really use a new [[Prydaen Terminology#Wheel of Life|Wheel]]. That creature, [[Lyras]], broke the spokes on my old one." Tenemlor frowns and pokes at her akward looking wheel. Kertigen looks confused for a moment. Kertigen asks Tenemlor, "Wheel? Tenemlor says, "You know, one of those round things we throw souls at until they spin back around and we can re-use them." Kertigen says, "Oh that thing you use to cheat [[Urrem'tier]]." Urrem'tier grumbles. Urrem'tier glares at Tenemlor. [[Demrris]] gazes at his claws. Tenemlor exclaims nervously, "Hey...it's special for Prydaen! It's not even in his realm. Don't get me in trouble!" Urrem'tier grumbles. Kertigen says, "I'm sorry, your going to have to wait for someone who deals specifically with Prydaen items. I'm not familiar with how those work." Eu just left the list. Demrris just left the list. Demrris' group just went out the tent flap. Urrem'tier gazes at the tent flap. Trothfang is next. Trothfang exclaims, "Gimmie spear! Trothfang asks, "Please?" Trothfang exclaims, "Put blood on it!" Trothfang exclaims, "And gore too!" Trothfang asks, "Please?" Tieheq says to Sraxaec, "Yup, still like him." Sraxaec smirks at Tieheq. Kertigen shows Trothfang a bloody [[chakrel]] spear dripping with gore and entrails. Kertigen asks Trothfang, "How's that?" Trothfang drools. Trothfang says, "Okay now put me one of those planet gems in it, so I can make the common folk jealous."<br /> Strangely Trothfang's lips didn't seem to move. Kertigen groans. Trothfang blinks. Trothfang says, "I... I not say that." [[Damaris]] smirks. Kertigen says, "This is getting silly. I'm going to take one more and that's it. [[Merion]] is next. Kertigen blinks. Merion gazes at Kertigen. Kertigen gazes at Merion. Tieheq ponders. Kertigen says, "Screw this..." Kertigen packs up his tools and his list. Under his breath he mutters something about, "foreigners." and "making up new gods all the time." He glances over his shoulder once, giving the crowd a spiteful look, before walking out. Krigglin says to Spangklud, "I'm blaming you." Spangklud says to Krigglin, "I'm blaming her..." as he points a finger in Merion's direction. Merion says, "Well... I was going to ask him to look at my anvil..." Merion says laughingly, "But I suppose I could just do some work instead. Merion just dropped Merion's list. <hr /> The other Smith of the Gods Merion has opened her list for general alterations. Please read the sign in his tent for an explanation on what he will or wont work with. The Smith of the Gods reserves the right to refuse work to anyone for any reason. This session is only for those gods of the Gorbesh people. Absolutely no Gnomish, Rakash, Prydaen, or Kermorian gods will be accepted. You've been warned. <hr /> Merion just opened the list. The [[All God]] joins the list. Merion blinks in confusion. [END]

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