Snarflepie's Traveling Workshop (2)

Snarflepie's Traveling Workshop
Event	Guildfest 401
Owner	Snidley
# of Rooms	1
Store Type	Alteration shops
This store only accepts Lirums

[A Lavish Caravan, Snarflepie's Traveling Workshop]
Large chintz cushions cover the floor of this elegant parlor. Heavy crimson damask drapes the walls, broken only by polished gold sconces holding softly glowing gaethzen globes. A pair of short flamewood tables, each offering a choice bit of food or drink, flanks an ornately beaded curtain.
You also see an apple tart, an oval door leading out, a rules notice printed in bold block letters, a large sign and a waiting list.
Obvious exits: none.

There are no items for sale. Currently, the alterer only sells his services.

          -= RULES AND REGULATIONS =-

The following items are some basic things that
are likely to get you removed and/or added to
my 'Blacklist'.  Read them.  Follow them.  I reserve
the right to remove you from my caravan for
whatever reason I see fit and do not limit myself
to just the following rules.

1.  If you are doing anything that I or the majority of
    my patrons deem disruptive, you'll be removed.

2.  If you'd like to complain about my prices, do it
    elsewhere.  If I hear it, I'll simply refuse to work for
    you.  Pricing problem solved.

3.  If you are not prepared when it is your turn, you
    WILL be skipped over.  Having made my list or not,
    I won't stand for my time being wasted.

4.  Making my list does NOT, I repeat, does NOT guarantee
    that you will receive work in any way, shape or form.

5.  Once I've made a decision, it is final.  If you feel the
    need to argue with me, I will feel the need to remove
    you from my establishment.

6.  I do NOT, I repeat, do NOT improve the quality of
    ANY items.  This means I will not improve the balance
    of your weapons, or make your armor stronger.  Likewise,
    I will not work with magical items at this time.

7.  I will accept certain other merchant vouchers for
    one half off my regular rate.  Please note that I will
    only work on what that particular merchant did, and
    if that voucher bears a name, I will ONLY work for the
    individual named.  (Brown and Black vouchers from
    the Brotherhood of Merchants will be valid for one
    quarter off my regular fee.)

A large sign reads:

"I, Master Tinker Snidley Snarflepie, MAY be altering the appearances of pretty much anything you can purchase at the festival in just a few days. The cost is one hundred and fifty (150) platinum Lirums for a single item. If you think this is out of line..."

-=DO NOT JOIN MY LIST=-

In the meantime, eat some fruitcake.