Lady Misuteri/Issue One

Publication: Lady Misuteri

Issue: 1

Arrived in a creamy vellum envelope

In Common, it reads Greetings to you, reader. As my identity must remain unknown, you may refer to me as Lady Misuteri. While the Guilded and titled dance together in an exclusive society, certain universal truths remain. Everyone has secrets, which most do not guard as well as they should. Forgive me this diversion, but as the Heralds stare down on us we must all find ways to amuse ourselves. My choice of amusement, dearest reader, is you. You will find among these pages rumors, gossip, and anecdotes. Rest assured that although no one is safe from my pen, the missives I share are done in good fun. I will not lie to myself or you by claiming to have the best of intentions, but is not entertainment the highest of callings? The current extraplanar crisis seems to bring out new sides of many people. A snarky if stoic Warrior Mage was seen losing his temper at a probability system that has nestled itself in Crossing. A surprising turn of events for a man who has so vocally condemned sorcery. Hopefully this has not damaged any friendships. This writer notes that while brave and heroic, the lanky Elf is a prolific bleeder. Let us turn our gaze further south, where word on the street has it a certain Northern Watch SGT is harboring a burning heart for Ilithi's snowy rose of a Commander. Some say his interest is far from secret, following a heartfelt poem written in the Lady's honor during her captivity in a Null Prison. One does have to wonder what her husband thinks of the tendre? Perhaps he can tell us from the couch he is rumored to be sleeping on. To the North, Therengia seems to be buckling under the absence of their illustrious Baron. Despite publicly swearing her fealty to the man during an audience, a certain jouster was heard screaming for the downfall of the province over the gweth during a recent invasion. Oddly her fervor seemed to be regarding the closure of an Order to which she was not a member. And which occurred seven years ago. This writer questions if a history lesson is in order? Every story is eventually told and it is my pleasure to find the most interesting of these to present to you, my friends. I hope you have enjoyed this first selection of whispers, for there are many more to follow. Would you care to receive the next edition from this humble writer, merely respond to this newsletter a confirmation of your desire to subscribe. Yours always, Lady Misuteri