Item:Stuffed jar of mayonnaise with a smiling face and dangling feet
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| stuffed jar of mayonnaise with a smiling face and dangling feet | |
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| Look: | Creamy ivory velveteen forms the cylindrical body of this absurdly cuddly jar of mayonnaise, its softly padded sides bulging beneath a wide lid of ribbed silver-grey corduroy. A rectangular label of pale blue cotton is stitched across its front, bearing the word "MAYONNAISE" in bold navy embroidery. Two tiny black button eyes sit above a curved pink smile, while stubby white felt arms protrude from either side. A pair of little dangling feet completes the peculiar plush condiment.
You can't be sure, but it looks like something lumpy has been added to the jar. |
| Weight: | 30 stones |
| Appraised Cost: | 39,705 Kronars31,764 Lirums <br />28,651.128 Dokoras <br />39.705 LTBpoints <br />39.705 Tickets <br />39.705 Scrips <br /> |
| Properties: | This is an item.
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| Dimensions: | 2 length x 2 width x 2 height |
| Sources: | Source is Chuffed To Be Stuffed (4) |
Thinking about the stuffed <creature>, you wonder if you might not be able to hug, lick, kiss, touch, punch and kick it.
Can use lead pouches to add weight to this stuffed animal.