Item:Pair of knee-length alabaster dergatine breeches

pair of knee-length alabaster dergatine breeches
Look:	Cut loose at the thighs, the garment tightens to lace-edged cuffs at the knees. Luxuriously smooth and soft, the garment's low, lush pile creates a muted, diffused effect to any light that plays across its surface, its absolute opacity preventing sight of anything swathed within its folds.
Weight:	20 stones
Metal:	No
Appraised Cost:	1,250,000 Kronars1,000,000 Lirums <br />902,000 Dokoras <br />1,250 LTBpoints <br />1,250 Tickets <br />1,250 Scrips <br />
Properties:	This is an article of clothing. This item has more than normal or unusual verbs. This item has pockets. This item is worn in the pants slot.
Dimensions:	9 length x 5 width x 1 height
Capacity:	3 length x 1 width x 1 height (10 stones)
Sources:	Source is Swish Slash and Stab

Thinking about the breeches, you wonder if you might not be able to ADJUST, CLEAN, DANCE, FIDGET, LACE, POKE, REMOVE, SHAKE, WEAR, and YANK it.