Edwidge
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| Edwidge Smykle | |
|---|---|
| Status: | Dead |
| Guild: | Unknown |
| Race: | Human |
| Gender: | Male |
A Crossing town clerk who was recruited by Kalag the Black to "lose" certain criminal records of Thieves Guild members. After unwisely demanding more money at the trade off, he was ordered dead by Kalag, and killed by Alacron.
Appearance
You see Town Clerk Edwidge Smykle, a Human
He has one milky blue eye and one blue eye, cropped grey hair, and pale skin.
He is young for a Human.
He is wearing some scuffed leather boots, a brown tweed vest with a stained front pocket, a worn leather pouch, a pair of horn-rimmed spectacles, some pleated brown wool trousers with wide ankle-cuffs and a long-sleeved white linen shirt with a high pointed collar.
Event Log
[Thieves' Guild]
Darkness looms in this damp open cavern, staved off only by a few waning torches. Several dark wood benches have been placed tight against the walls and you smile inwardly at the thought of the guild members protecting their backs in this manner. The sound of running water echoing in the distance is the only decoration that marks this subterranean hall. You also see a sturdy oaken coffer, a small stand with a guild register on it and a large notice tacked to the wall.
Also in the room: Vyrix, Alacron who is seated, Daranjem, Bryarmote, Kinder who is seated, Keidas who is seated, Sabatage, Dermone who is seated, Veleda, Carnwenan who is seated, Edwidge who is seated, Coretan who is seated, Scorpionn who is seated, Entenous, Mosmen who is seated, Xemxo who is seated, Vyze who is seated, Phrixus, Horrorr who is seated, Arravix who is seated, Kalag who is seated.
Obvious exits: northeast.
Kalag says, "I wish to remedy this situation."
Edwidge mumbles something almost inaudible but the word "riffraff" seems to be part of the sentence.
Edwidge says, "'Magine you do, yep."
Edwidge nods to Kalag.
Kalag raises an eyebrow in Edwidge's direction.
Kalag says, "Aye."
Edwidge says, "So..."
Edwidge wipes his nose on the cuff of his sleeve.
Kalag asks, "We agreed on a price of 1 platinum, I believe?"
Edwidge asks, "Where do you figure I come in?"
Kalag reaches into his coin purse.
Edwidge asks, "One plat?"
Kalag says, "You are the clerk who maintains the records."
Edwidge blinks.
Kalag says, "I wish a few...lost."
Edwidge says, "No, I don't think so."
Edwidge shakes his head.
Kalag asks, "A princely sum, is it not?"
Edwidge says, "I be asking 15 platinum coins to do the job. Hazard pay if ya will. Them guards aren't the type to treat a man well if they don't like what he's been doing."
Edwidge crosses his arms.
Kalag frowns.
Kalag asks, "Fifteen?"
Kalag mumbles something under his breath.
Edwidge says, "Fifteen."
Edwidge nods to Kalag.
Kalag reaches towards his boot.
Kalag scowls.
Edwidge glances around with a nervous expression.
Kalag ponders.
Kalag leans back.
Kalag says, "I will pay 5."
Edwidge glances at Kalag.
Kalag says, "A tip, if you will."
Edwidge flinches.
Edwidge gets a soiled linen handkerchief from inside his leather pouch.
Kalag smiles slightly.
Edwidge says, "Nah nah, not worth it at that, gotta be 12 platinums or I just go back to my desk and we forget the whole thing."
Kalag asks, "Is 5 not a fair price, fellows?"
Edwidge wipes a bit of spittle from the corner of his mouth with his handkerchief
Kalag raises an eyebrow.
Alacron raises an eyebrow in Edwidge's direction.
Veleda says, "aye"
Carnwenan nods.
Edwidge says, "Not to me it isn't."
Kalag says, "What I ask is that any who have been caught by the law more than 30 times have all such captures...lost."
Edwidge says, "I say 12."
Kalag asks, "You wish 12?"
Kalag peers quizzically at Edwidge.
Kalag frowns.
Edwidge says, "12 it is."
Edwidge nods to Kalag.
Kalag says, "I shall offer 10. But it shall be for all three provinces."
Kalag crosses his arms.
Edwidge ducks his head.
Edwidge runs his handkerchief across his forehead.
Edwidge asks, "10?"
Edwidge fidgets nervously.
Nishu says, "aye I'd like to lose the 515 false convictions I have in the crossing"
Edwidge voices rises to a high-pitched whine as he says, "Yer asking fora lot, I deserve to get a lot back."
Kalag says, "My final offer. Ten platinums."
Kalag says, "And the goodwill of Lord Kalag."
Vormi asks, "kalag, can you teach?"
Kalag scowls at Vormi.
Kalag gets a miniature black crossbow from inside his steel-toed boots.
Kalag reaches into his boots and gets one of his oil-coated bolts to load his black crossbow.
Edwidge glances at Kalag.
Edwidge fidgets nervously.
Edwidge says, "Well then..."
Edwidge says, "All right then, I'll do it for 10 plat, but not a copper less. Guess they don't call ya the Master of Thieves for nothing, hey Kalag?""
Edwidge gives Kalag a thin smile.
Edwidge says, "I expect it in advance though."
Kalag says, "Very well."
Edwidge says, "Dealing with thieves and all, gotta make sure I get what's mine."
Edwidge mumbles something under his breath.
Kalag says, "I am short of the amount. I need money, fellows."
Kalag says, "I need 10 platinum kronars."
Hackard gives Kalag some coins.
Edwidge says, "You keep yer people off'n me Kalag or the deals off."
Symer gives Kalag some coins.
Kalag gets a miniature black crossbow from inside his steel-toed boots.
Kalag exclaims, "Touch him and face my wrath!"
Kalag exclaims, "This is an issue which affects us all!"
Edwidge says, "Got enough scratches being drug through that smelly hole you call a door."
Alacron asks, "We don't have a guild treasury for situation like this?"
Mistica gives Kalag some coins.
Linstein asks, "What is the issue?"
Kalag says, "This man offers us a chance to clean our crimes from the docket."
Alacron gives Kalag some coins.
Mistica gives Kalag some coins.
Sabatage gives Kalag some coins.
Kalag exclaims, "10 platinum kronars for the entire guild to lose all prior convictions above thirty!"
Edwidge says, "And not a copper less I tell ya."
Kalag says, "You may save your elders a great deal of pain, if you contribute."
Carnwenan says, "Kalag, please... he's a wretched fool..."
Edwidge peers quizzically at Carnwenan.
Kalag says, "I am still far short."
Kalag asks, "There is no one who cares enough for their fellow guildsmen?"
Keidas gives Kalag some coins.
Edwidge rocks back and forth on his heels.
Coretan asks, "Kalag Do I have time to run to the bank?"
Mosmen gives Kalag some coins.
Kalag says, "I wish all present to bring me 5 percent of their total worth."
Edwidge asks, "Be a bit of a change I guess emptying yer own pockets, heh?"
Edwidge smirks.
Kalag says, "Go now, and I shall wait."
A large group made a bank run at this point, and upon returning...
* Uslaya was just struck down!
[Thieves' Guild, Cavern Hall]
Darkness looms in this damp open cavern, staved off only by a few waning torches. Several dark wood benches have been placed tight against the walls and you smile inwardly at the thought of the guild members protecting their backs in this manner. The sound of running water echoing in the distance is the only decoration that marks this subterranean hall. You also see a sturdy oaken coffer, a small stand with a guild register on it and a large notice tacked to the wall.
Also in the room: Hackard, Vyrix, Koader, Coretan, Vyze, Nightrhein, Zuljin, Loxeley, Alzak, Carnwenan who is seated, Dermone, Sabatage who is seated, Jessiem, Dmur who is seated, Spirral, Xemxo, Sirious, Nishu, Mosmen who is seated, Starglim, Denthrag, Jinorang who is seated, the body of Uslaya who is lying down, Linstein who is seated, Vorteck who is kneeling, Bryarmote, Kinder who is seated, Edwidge, Entenous, Kalag
Obvious exits: northeast.
Kalag puts his crossbow in his steel-toed boots.
Kalag says, "Do not disobey me."
Edwidge shudders.
Carnwenan says, "Edwidge, you didn't just see that."
Jinorang says, "Nice shot Kalag"
You hear the ghostly voice of Uslaya ask, "what did i do?"
Edwidge says, "Not a thing."
Edwidge glances around nervously.
Koader says, "Why'd you pop her off Kalag?"
Kalag hands Edwidge some coins.
Kalag says, "She was stealing despite my requests to stop."
Kalag bows to Edwidge.
Bryarmote holds hands with Edwidge.
Kalag asks, "When may we expect results?"
Bryarmote's group just went northeast.
Spirral asks, "does this mean we will be able to steal for real again?"
Kalag says, "Aye...he says all old charges past 30 will be...lost."
Kalag says, "You have done well, my chidlren."
Kalag says, "Now we shall wait, and see. I expect he will tell us in several hours."
Kalag says, "I had to burn every favor I had ever garnered to even get to the man."
Edwidge stumbles back into the room.
Edwidge says, "Senseless silly thieves."
Edwidge says, "Drag a man off in the middle of his business.'"
Kalag asks, "Edwidge, you have not left yet?"
Kalag says, "I paid you, you silly man."
Edwidge asks, "Dermone here was saying something about showing me out?"
Kalag says, "Go take care of your business."
Edwidge joins Dermone's group.
Edwidge says, "That I'll do Master Thief."
Dermone's group went through a narrow gap.
[The Crossing, Dodgers' Row]
Feet tread the cobbled streets here, booted feet, sandaled feet, armored feet, rag-wrapped feet, all thumping against the pavement and reverberating off the closely-spaced, rundown buildings. In the slimy gutter, along the west curb, a pile of dry straw has been heaped up against a sewer grating. You also see a rickety wooden fence.
Also here: Edwidge, Dermone
Obvious paths: north, south.
Edwidge rubs his nose nervously.
Edwidge says, "You tell your master, it'll be a bit."
Edwidge says, "Not right away mind ya, gotta wait until the guards are all outta the office. But I'll be getting to it."
Dermone asks, "Edwidge should I take you somehwere particular?"
Edwidge says, "Nope, nope, make it out on my own now."
Not long afterward, in the main cavern...
[Thieves' Guild, Cavern Hall]'
Darkness looms in this damp open cavern, staved off only by a few waning torches. Several dark wood benches have been placed tight against the walls and you smile inwardly at the thought of the guild members protecting their backs in this manner. The sound of running water echoing in the distance is the only decoration that marks this subterranean hall. You also see a rotting wooden strongbox, a sturdy oaken coffer, a small stand with a guild register on it and a large notice tacked to the wall.
Also in the room: Vucarick, Bryarmote, Dantir, Jessiem, Klevmor, Jaiteme, Rumblebely, Mistica, Xemxo, Symer, Phrixus, Scorpionn, Ganawein, Keidas, Veleda, Kilikto, Daranjem, Hackard, Vyrix, Koader, Coretan who is kneeling, Nightrhein, Zuljin, Loxeley, Alzak, Carnwenan who is seated, Sabatage, Dmur who is seated, Spirral, Sirious, Nishu, Mosmen, Starglim, Denthrag, Linstein who is seated, Kinder, Entenous, Kalag who is seated
Obvious exits: northeast.
Kalag asks, "How many of you do not know why I needed money?"
Kalag raises an eyebrow.
Kalag says, "I can explain again, if you wish."
Kalag smiles slightly.
Kalag says, "Very well..."
Kalag says, "Some of you have been caught thieving many times..."
Kalag says, "Some even hundreds."
Kalag says, "Your fines are far too high."
Mosmen says, "Kalag, what do you have planned if Ed doesn't follow through on his half of the deal"
Kalag smiles at Mosmen.
Kalag pats his crossbow.
Kalag says, "I used my...contacts..."
Kalag says, "I used them to get a corrupt town clerk here."
Kalag says, "All charges past the first thirty will, as of...well, as of a few hours from now will be...lost."
Edwidge stumbles in following a burly guard. With a muttered curse he pulls the blindfold from his eyes.
Kalag asks, "Who knows where they will go?"
Edwidge mumbles something under his breath.
Loxeley says, "we thank you kalag"
Edwidge flinches.
Kalag exclaims, "Ah, he returns!"
Edwidge smiles thinly and offers Kalag a rather mocking bow.
Xemxo exclaims, "QUIET EVERYONE!"
Kalag asks, "What may I do for you, Clerk?"
Alacron says, "Well that was certainly expeditious..."
Edwidge says, "Did the job, slick and clean as you could like. Got it all right here."
Edwidge gets a crisp vellum scroll from inside his leather pouch.
Edwidge taps a crisp vellum scroll.
Edwidge glances at the scroll in his hand.
Kalag says, "Ahhh, lovely."
Kalag holds out his hand.
Kalag says, "I will take it now."
Edwidge purses his lips in a prune-like fashion.
Daranjem exclaims, "good work!"
Edwidge seems to be trying to figure out how to turn a crisp vellum scroll.
Kalag asks, "Those are the old records?"
Edwidge says, "Well now...I have been thinking..."
Edwidge glances at Kalag.
Kalag asks, "Yes?"
Edwidge says, "Covered my tracks real well, that I did, but I be thinking. This here scroll is worth more than that measly 10 plats ya thought ya'd pawn me off with."
Kalag raises an eyebrow.
Carnwenan says, "Edwidge, you were paid in full."
Edwidge says, "Got a goodly bit of fines here, maybe worth something to everyone onthe list I'd say. Worth something to the judge too."
Kalag asks, "And just what is it you are saying?"
Kalag leans back.
Edwidge wipes his nose on the cuff of his sleeve.
Edwidge says, "Yes, I imagine the judge be real happy to see it, should I give it to him."
Edwidge whistles tunelessly.
Edwidge says, "Ain't saying I will of course, not if you have, oh, 'bout 50 plats to buy it from me. I think that's fair now. "
Kalag says, "The price was 10 platinum coins, and generous at that."
Edwidge smirks.
Kalag gets a miniature black crossbow from inside his steel-toed boots.
Kalag appears to be aiming at Edwidge with his black crossbow.
Edwidge says, "Course if you don't, I'll just be giving it to the judge and maybe be adding a few more zeros to these here numbers while I be at it."
Kalag says, "Hardly."
Keidas draws forth a gladius.
Vyze slings a balanced light crossbow off from over his shoulder.
Edwidge says, "Nah yer High and Mightiness, no giving me yer sour looks. Yer naught but a petty thief. One whistle from me, I could have ya locked uplike that!""
Edwidge snaps his fingers in Kalag's face.
Hackard slings a foresters crossbow off from over his shoulder.
Koader slings a light crossbow off from over his shoulder.
Loxeley rubs her hands together.
Kalag exclaims, "Hold your fire!"
Zuljin slings a foresters crossbow off from over his shoulder.
Linstein slings a maple longbow off from over his shoulder.
Vucarick slings a foresters crossbow off from over his shoulder.
Edwidge says, "Naught but a thieves you all are."
Kalag asks, "You want more money?"
Xemxo slings a pitch-black crossbow off from over his shoulder.
Kalag peers quizzically at Edwidge.
Loxeley slings an Elothean silverwillow crossbow off from over her shoulder.
Edwidge crosses his arms.
Coretan slings a light crossbow off from over his shoulder.
Edwidge says, "I want 50 plats for this scroll."
Carnwenan slings a light crossbow off from over his shoulder.
Kalag says, "Well, then..."
Kalag smiles at all in the room.
Kalag says, "Kill him."
Vyrix slings a light crossbow off from over his shoulder.
Edwidge puts his scroll in his leather pouch.
You hear the voice of Klevmor say, "umm ill just be over here avoiding any fighting"
Kalag says, "Kill him now."
Vyrix fires a crossbow bolt at Edwidge. The bolt lands a light hit to his left arm, stunning him and he collapses to the ground.
The crossbow bolt falls to the ground!
Alacron fires a crossbow bolt at Edwidge. Edwidge attempts to evade, taking the full blow.
The crossbow bolt falls to the ground!
* Edwidge was just struck down!
* Edwidge has been slain before your eyes!
Kalag exclaims, "A fine shot!"
Vyrix says, "Ya were treading Thin Ice, there, Mr. Clerk"
Alacron says, "My pleasure, m'lord."
Kalag says, "Never...EVER cross the Thieves' Guild."
Vyrix says, "Don't EVER try to extort money from us."
Vyrix says, "We'll be doing the extortion, thank you"
Kalag nods to Vyrix.
Hackard says, "Edwidge, pullin stunts like that in the guild of thugs an' cuththroats isn't too smart"
Koader says, "I now look upon you with more respect than I did before o' lord."
Carnwenan says, "He's got some nice stuff."
Kalag asks, "Alacron fired the killing blow?"
Kalag asks, "Alacron, take first choice from his goods. What do you wish?"
Keidas smiles and skins Edwidge, getting a nice little Edwidge hide.
Xemxo asks, "Kalag, should not the ones who donated much get items as well?"
Daranjem asks, "shall we graverob?"
Kalag takes the scroll from Edwidge.
Kinder asks, "Can we search him Kalag?"
Kalag says, "Allow me to read this scroll."
Hackard says, "Stop speakin, or i'll shoot you all"
Kalag asks, "Nishu?"
Nishu asks, "aye?"
Here Kalag revealed that Nishu gave the largest donation, so he was given the scroll to safeguard forever.
Kalag picks up some scuffed leather boots.
Kalag offers Alacron some scuffed leather boots.
Alacron accepts Kalag's leather boots.
The earth around Edwidge's body seems to awaken, opening up and curling around him, pulling the lifeless form downward, covering him until all that is left is the empty shell of his clothing.
Kalag says, "The rest...I claim for myself."
Spirral says, "what a bunch of cutt throats we are"
Spirral falls to the ground laughing hysterically!
Thedin says, "Well we are thieves"
Kalag says, "Hand me his goods, if you will."
Kalag says, "I must bury them."
Kalag says, "We must hide the evidence, you see."
Kalag chuckles.
Kalag puts on a pair of horn-rimmed spectacles.
Kalag says, "You all did very well, My Children."
Kalag exclaims, "Victory!"
Nahkita says, "with this many thieves together Kalag...we should go do something....fun"
Kalag recites:
"Victory!"
Jezsabel says, "lets go on a spree"
Koader exclaims, "Let's go kill everyone in the goblin fields!"
Keidas exclaims, "Umm...kill all the town guards?!"
Kalag exclaims, "We have done a great thing this evening!"
Kalag says, "I salute you all."
Keidas exclaims, "The world will be ours for the picking!"
Coretan exclaims, "Elanthia today Tommorrow who knows!"
Scorpionn chants:
"LET US PILLAGE!!!"