Silly Souvenirs

[Silly Souvenirs, Under the Awning]
An old lantern illuminates two gaudily painted doors with hand-lettered signs, and a group of picnic tables beneath an awning supported by twin poles. The lingering smell of fried food permeates the night air. You also see the way out.

A carefully lettered sign reading "Cafe" has been tacked onto the brightly painted blue door.

[Silly Souvenirs, Snack Cafe]
A long curved countertop dominates the smaller side of the wagon's double partition. The polished wood surface of the counter is nearly hidden beneath plates, platters, jars and other containers of hot and cold food and snacks. Near one end, a trio of tables and bar stools offers a covered area to rest and recharge. You also see a narrow arch leading to the gift shop.

On the curved countertop you see a tall vase containing several rolled paper cones of colorful cotton candy arranged in a mock bouquet, a tall glass canister full of liquid brine containing several types of pickles for sale, a long oval serving plate piled high with assorted snacks, a large cylindrical jar of thick glass filled with colorful candies for sale, a large raised platter offering several varieties of fresh sandwiches and a polished steel tray containing bags of flavored popcorn.

In the candy vase you see a paper cone of fluffy cotton candy colored a rich royal purple hue, a paper cone of gossamery cotton candy colored a dazzling emerald green hue, a paper cone of airy cotton candy colored a deep cherry-red hue, a paper cone of ethereal cotton candy colored a bright yellow hue, a paper cone of sticky cotton candy colored a light blueberry hue and a paper cone of sugary cotton candy colored a sweet pink hue.

In the glass canister you see a bright green sweet and sour whole pickle, a thick-cut slice of sweet butter pickle, a slim red jalapeno pepper pickled in spicy brine, a small green cucumber pickled in spicy pepper brine and a fresh whole dill pickle of a dark green hue.

On the serving plate you see a paper basket of crispy corn chips topped with melted cheese and a spicy tomato relish, a hot sausage link topped with fried peppers and onions inside a fresh roll, a large slow-roasted turkey leg with crispy darkened skin and a small paper bag full of piping hot fried potato wedges.

In the glass jar you see a green-and-white swirled stick of spearmint candy, a red-and-white swirled stick of peppermint candy, a sticky red candy lollipop filled with sweet cherry juice and a sticky purple candy lollipop filled with sweet grape juice.

On the raised platter you see a slightly oozing sandwich of peanut butter and sweet grape jelly on white bread, a cold sandwich of creamy aged cheeses on crusty bread, a fresh turkey club sandwich with lettuce and tomato on dense artisan bread and a wholesome sandwich of fresh green sprouts and pressed bean curd.

On the steel tray you see a white paper bag of plain unsalted popcorn, a sweet pink paper bag of sugared caramel popcorn, a deep red paper bag of spicy jalapeno popcorn and a red-and-white striped paper bag of salted buttery popcorn.

A carefully lettered sign reading "Gift Shop" has been tacked onto the bright red door.

[Silly Souvenirs, Gift Shop]
This side of the wagon's interior is crammed with souvenir merchandise from across Elanthia. Quadruple-stacked rows of brightly painted shelves line the upper walls, above a trio of polished glass cases displaying the more valuable items for sale. A space in back has been cleared to make room for a pair of large barrels beneath sales counter piled with additional wares. One of the barrels nearly blocks access to a narrow arch leading into the other side of the wagon where food is sold. You also see a long curtain composed of dozens of strands of glass beads and a bright red door.

On the red shelf you see a shiny metal hat tree with polished branches and a carved maple hat tree with wooden branches.

On the hat tree
Item	Price	Done
a silvery billed cap embroidered with the logo of the Inn of the Crystal Wave	5000	No
an amber billed cap embroidered with the logo of the Noble Inn	5000	No
a violet billed cap embroidered with the logo of Denison's Pub	5000	No
a light brown billed cap embroidered with the logo of Deeper's Tavern	5000	No
a bright yellow billed cap embroidered with the logo of Kygar's Pub	5000	No
a grey billed cap embroidered with the logo of the Silver Coin Inn	5000	No
a dark green billed cap embroidered with the logo of the Three Turnips Tavern	5000	No
a red billed cap embroidered with the logo of Jack Tarr's Rest	5000	No

On the hat tree
Item	Price	Done
a Bardic blue billed cap embroidered with the logo of Liani's Heaven	5000	No
a soft pink billed cap embroidered with the logo of Milene's Rose	5000	No
a jade billed cap embroidered with the logo of the Rest of Ages Inn	5000	No
a light blue billed cap embroidered with the logo of the Saltfisher Inn	5000	No
a bright orange billed cap embroidered with the logo of the Arthe Hollow Inn	5000	No
a black billed cap embroidered with the shadowy logo of the Viper's Nest Inn	5000	No
a turquoise billed cap embroidered with the logo of the Half Pint Inn	5000	No
a white billed cap embroidered with the logo of Taelbert's Inn	5000	No

On the yellow shelf
Item	Price	Done
a luxurious bathing robe of deep midnight blue velour	50000	No
a fluffy white bathing robe embroidered with yellow ducks	31250	No
a richly sumptuous bathing robe of deep black silk	81250	No

"The buttoned pouches on this shelf do not require a key. You may simply LOCK them using the large buttons on each pouch."

On the green shelf
Item	Price	Done
a small buttoned pouch of vivid sunny yellow embroidered with colorful scenes of Forfedhdar	5000	No
a small buttoned pouch of soft rose pink embroidered with colorful scenes of Qi'Reshalia	5000	No
a small buttoned pouch of bright scarlet embroidered with colorful scenes of Ilithi	5000	No
a small buttoned pouch of deep emerald green embroidered with colorful scenes of Therengia	5000	No
a small buttoned pouch of soft dusky blue embroidered with colorful scenes of Zoluren	5000	No

On the blue shelf
Item	Price	Done
a ceramic coffee mug painted with an image of the old blind beggar	2000	No
a ceramic coffee mug painted with an image of Smelly Cat	2000	No
a ceramic coffee mug painted with an image of the Sulde Taala	2000	No

In the display case you see a souvenier shot glass etched with an image of the ruins of Arhat's Tower, a souvenier shot glass etched with an image of Asemath Academy, a souvenier shot glass etched with an image of Theren Keep, a souvenier shot glass etched with an image of Shard's Great Tower, a souvenier shot glass etched with an image of the Observatory of the Southern Crossbow and a souvenier shot glass etched with an image of the Sana'ati Dyaus. In the display case you see a black iron teapot inlaid with silver stars and moons, a glazed yellow clay teapot painted with golden coins, a glazed red clay teapot painted with ripe strawberries, a glazed blue clay teapot painted with colorful birds, a glazed green clay teapot painted with healing herbs and a polished copper teapot inlaid with twining golden vines. In the painted barrel you see a cuddly black plush ape, a cuddly pink plush grendel and a cuddly green plush poloh'izh. In the wooden barrel you see some heavy smelly cats crudely crafted from scrap iron, some small bat-eared dogs forged of fine silver, some wise-eyed black dogs carved of deep obsidian, some fluffy white dogs carved from pure ivory and some brightly colored peacock feathers. [Silly Souvenirs, Back Room] One wall of this narrow rectangular room holds a set of shelves; the other wall is all-but-hidden behind a tall coat stand. A shirt rack covers the back wall of the cramped space. You also see a long curtain composed of dozens of strands of glass beads. Obvious exits: none. On the second shelf you see a small glass case filled with finger puppets. In the glass case you see a miniature Ansprahv finger puppet, a miniature Kssarh finger puppet, a miniature Silvyrfrost finger puppet, a miniature Verika finger puppet, a miniature Varsyth finger puppet, a miniature Kalika finger puppet, a miniature Mo finger puppet, a miniature Gauthus finger puppet, a miniature Annael finger puppet and a miniature Esuin finger puppet. On the top shelf you see a wide circular tray divided into compartments for jewelry and a small ironwood ring box with garish purple velvet display slots. In the circular tray you see a thick polished golden tailband embellished with dozens of ruby-hued stones, a thick polished silver tailband embellished with dozens of sapphire-hued stones, a shiny golden ring with tiny green and black spots, a shiny golden amulet emblazoned with the crest of the Clerics' Guild, a chunky silver amulet bearing a partial image of the Clerics' Guild crest, a thin silvery armband etched with an unusually formed Clerics' Guild crest, a golden-colored earring discolored by a tiny green spot, a reflective silvery ring with an odd black spot marring the polish and a narrow silvery earring marred by a strange dark spot on its surface. In the display box you see a mood ring. On the coat stand you see a heavy traveling cloak of thick leather painted with a bright smiley face. On the shirt rack you see a thin violet cotton shirt with a picture of a Gnome on the chest, a thin red cotton shirt with a picture of a S'Kra Mur on the chest, a thin black cotton shirt with a picture of an Elothean on the chest, a thin brown cotton shirt with a picture of a Halfling on the chest, a thin orange cotton shirt with a picture of an Elf on the chest, a thin yellow cotton shirt with a picture of a Kaldar on the chest, a thin lavender cotton shirt with a picture of a Human on the chest, a thin green cotton shirt with a picture of a Gor'Tog on the chest, a thin blue cotton shirt with a picture of a Prydaen on the chest and a thin pink cotton shirt with a picture of a Rakash on the chest.

In the display case
Item	Price	Done
a pearlescent globe of snow-streaked glass	item bugged	No
a thick globe of rugged bubbled glass	40000	No
a shadowy globe of translucent black glass	40000	No
a misty globe of translucent emerald glass	20000	No
a golden-hued globe of fine polished glass	40000	No
an exquisite globe of milky opalescent glass	56250	No
a heavy globe of silvery mist-streaked glass	40000	No
a crystalline globe of clear faceted glass	40000	No
a silvery globe of platinum-streaked glass	68750	No