Oome

You see GameHost Oome Kaboom, a Human.
Oome has a square face, bulging turquoise eyes and a straight nose. His grey hair is short and poofy, and is worn blasted away from his face, as if from a recent explosion. He has soot-streaked skin and a brawny build.
He is tall for a Human.
He appears to be in his prime.
He has a thick bushy mustache that droops heavily on his upper lip and a long shaggy beard.
He is in good shape.

He is wearing some highly polished brown and white saddle shoes, some white linen trousers, a wooden slide ruler, a fur-trimmed green sock stitched with golden thread that reads "Oome", a violently violet bracelet made of crisscrossing thread with "WWSD?" in searing lime green thread, an ink-stained white cotton shirt with a plastic pocket protector, a battered black briefcase stuffed with papers and books, a bright pink unicorn sprouting a platinum horn, a gold star, a river slug, an ornate platinum brooch set with an orichalcum icosahedron, a crisp and neat bowtie with a red and white plaid pattern, some onyx-framed spectacles, a black wig with short oily hair and flecks of dandruff and a glittered red hat adorned with a large silver bell.