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[General] Your mind hears Qij thinking, "I found a beautiful woman who offered me coin for a "Favor". Then her husband showed up and ruined it all. qij qij qij qij...."

[General] You hear your mental voice echo, "Are you jus' talkin' about your mom and dad, Qij? If so, my office hours are from six to nine -- I can help you address some of that trauma."

[General] Your mind hears Aemaranth thinking, "A very nice drinking song Qij. Does it have a second verse?"

[General] Your mind hears Qij thinking, "You have to stop calling the latrine behind the bathhouse your "Office". It stinks almost as bad as your comedic timing."