Vincenze
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You see Vincenze Violent, an Elf.
A holy aura of benevolence emanates from Vincenze, illuminating his countenance brightly.
Vincenze has pointed ears and sullenly glowing blood-hued eyes. His white hair is long and fine, and is worn arranged in pigtails. He has tanned skin.
He appears to be young.
He has a large, thick, bristling mustache on his upper lip and a long fuzzy beard.
A shadowy orb rippling with silver arcs of light hovers like a will-o-wisp, following him diligently.
Member of the Magen Road Lords.
Active member of the Magen Road Lords. https://elanthipedia.play.net/mediawiki/index.php/Magen_Road_Lords
Hobbies:
- Soul Stealing
- Skull Vaping
- Face Removal</lie>
Noteworthy Characteristics:
- Handsome
- Charming
- Debonaire
- Humble
Achievements:
- No one's slick as Vincenze
- No one's quick as Vincenze
- No one's neck's as incredibly thick as Vincenze
- There's no man in town half as manly
- Perfect, a pure paragon
- No one's been like Vincenze, A king pin like Vincenze
- No one's got a swell cleft in his chin like Vincenze
- As a specimen, yes, he's intimidating
- My- what a guy, that Vincenze
- No one fights like Vincenze
- Douses lights like Vincenze
- In a wrestling match nobody bites like Vincenze
- For there's no one as burly and brawny
- As you see he's got biceps to spare
- Not a bit of him's scraggly or scrawny
- And ev'ry last inch of me's covered with hair
- No one hits like Vincenze
- Matches wits like Vincenze
- In a spitting match nobody spits like Vincenze
- He's espcially good at expectorating
- He's roughly the size of a barge, from eating five dozen eggs.
- No one shoots like Vincenze
- Makes those beauts like Vincenze
- Then goes tromping around wearing boots like Vincenze
- He uses antlers in all of his decorating