Item:Wide red satin ribbon tied into a big floppy bow

wide red satin ribbon tied into a big floppy bow
Look:	Oversized and prone to drooping, the large satin bow is permanently affixed on its wide ribbon by a series of tiny red cross-stitches.
Weight:	Unknown
Metal:	Unknown
Appraised Cost:	Unknown
Properties:	This item is worn in a generic slot. This item has more than normal or unusual verbs.
Dimensions:	? length x ? width x ? height
Sources:	Source is Fancybeards (3), Fancybeards (2), Fancybeards (1)

He has a big, bushy beard brushed into an orderly tangle and wrapped with a wide red satin ribbon tied into an absurdly oversized bow.