Smavandree

Smavandree
Status
Race	undisclosed
Gender	undisclosed
Guild	undisclosed
Instance	undisclosed

Smavandree
Status
Race	Gnome
Gender	Male
Guild	Trader
Instance	Prime

Littlest gnome trader there ever was.

You are Upper Crust Smavandree, Puddle Stomper of the Order of the Black Fox, a Gnome Trader.
You have a set of mischievously twitching whiskers accenting a round face, a chunky yellow wax pencil with a wire-wrapped pink eraser tucked behind one of his ears, sullenly glowing viridian eyes and an outlandish pair of goggles sporting gear-shaped copper tinted lenses perched precariously on the end of a straight nose. Your bright green-streaked deep purple hair is long and straight, and is worn in a deceptively careless-looking arrangement of upswept locks held in place by a nifty Gnomish glarmencoupler. You have some tiny clockwork fairies with spun rainbow wings accenting tanned skin and an athletic build.
You are tiny for a Gnome.
A sprinkle of fireflies made of scintillating gold-backed opal float lazily around your neck, glowing with a lustrous sheen against your skin.
You appear to be mature.
Your beard is encased by silken webbing held in place by a set of alabaster orb spiders.
Your shoulder has a tattoo of a spiral of scorched phoenix feathers trailing ashes and tongues of golden flame.
You are in good shape.

You are holding a Gnomish tinkerer's jacket marred with soot and oil stains in your right hand. You are wearing a large bloodwood keg with a curved tusk-shaped spigot, a valise of softened ice-veined leather titivated with with a row of ice sapphires, an ice-veined leather weapon belt secured by heavy steel buckles, some heavy ice-veined leather boots reinforced by steel sabatons, a caravan driver's cap of soft ice-veined leather with padded ear flaps, a tiny whisperlayne haversack adorned with a phantom sapphire beaver, a beaver mask with two buck teeth, a black mail balaclava with strips of red fabric interlaced through the links, a silver kyanite gwethdesuan, a silver jadeite gwethdesuan, a sand spider earring carved with lifelike detail from solid electrum, a clawed gold hand tipped with melon-hued stura atulaves, a bitter-looking beaver amulet hanging from a darkened steel chain, a black bowtie accented with subtle sky blue stripes, a tiny black spidersilk cloak clasped with an animite beaver, a tastefully tiny lapel pin, a tiny glass bottle, a clockwork steel black widow pin with its legs drawn in protectively, a muscular black firecat with flame-tufted ears and luminous blue eyes, a pair of arching niniam-framed wings ornamented with icesteel, a silver star-shaped badge stamped with 'PLEASE DON'T PUNCH MY FACE', an enameled-iron black fox pin with bright amber eyes, a tiny ice-veined leather pack clasped with a phantom sapphire beaver, a dark umber tabard emblazoned with Krigglin's industrious beaver, a comfy cotton shirt painted with "Rollin' with my Gnomies", a beaver costume, a bronze plate shirt decorated with stylized orlog epaulets and battle medallions, a small gargoyle-hide shield sealed with protective wax, a small steel skinning knife with a leather-wrapped hilt, an etched steel parry stick with black leather straps, some diamond-hide gloves riveted with green scales tapering to sharp curved claws, a pair of blackened zills engraved with a flying heron, a mottled brass ring, a gold and emerald ring, a serpentine platinum ring displaying a lustrous fang pearl, a heavy platinum band bearing a diamond encrusted crest, a fine silk prayer sash embroidered with a sloppily crafted shoe, an elegant firesilk gem pouch embellished with tiny seed pearls, a heavy leather pouch bearing the crest of the Traders' Guild, a jaspe money bag of goldweave coins embroidered with "No Pigpockets PLEASE!", a miniature orichalcum-framed trader shop enclosed in goldweave, an iron lockpick ring, some pint-sized overalls fastened with bronze buckles and some bronze greaves bolted at the knee with complex rackensprockets.