Uwresari's Exotic Blunders

Uwresari's Exotic Blunders
Event	Guildfest 401
Owner	Uwresari
# of Rooms	5
Store Type	Jewelry shops, Weapon shops
This store only accepts Lirums

[Uwresari's Exotic Blunders, Lobby]
The elongated room is lined with flimsy wooden panels, each coated in a different garish shade of purple paint. You also see a flimsy doorway, a row of blocky pedestals with several things on it and a black stone plinth with a half-scale statue of Prince Vorclaf sculpted from a large turnip on it.
Obvious exits: north.

[Uwresari's Exotic Blunders, Showroom]
The spacious room is framed by flimsy wooden panels, each crudely carved with stick figures. You also see a crooked sign mounted on the wall, an archway draped with heavy black curtains, the Small Box o' Gems, a hulking Gor'Tog guard, a squat Gor'Tog guard, a bored attendant and a small side shelf with a ratty gem pouch on it.
Obvious exits: east, south, west.

A crooked sign mounted on the wall reads:
--~~{ Small Box o' Gems }~~--
NOT OPEN YET!  SUPPLIZES ONROUTE
1) One (1) platinum Lirum per grab.  Just GET BOX to play.
2) Management is not responsible for the actions of the 'Togs.
3) No refunds!
--~~{ The Master }~~--

On the small side shelf
Item	Price	Done
ratty gem pouch	100	!!

[Uwresari's Exotic Blunders, Jewelry]
A flimsy wooden panel curves around the alcove, the surface of it painted a garish shade of green. You also see a bored attendant, an ugly earring stand with a few things on it, a walnut tray with a couple of things on it, a white bone rack with a couple of things on it and a simple jewelry display with several things on it. Obvious exits: east.

On the earring stand
Item	Price	Done
rudimentary flame-shaped earring sculpted from copper	100,000	!!
mahogany splinter caged within a lopsided glass earring	100,000	!!
wrought iron earring set with a large rock crystal	100,000	!!

On the walnut tray
Item	Price	Done
misshapen frosted glass circlet decorated with polished granite lobes	200,000	!!
pair of mismatched cufflinks with simple tin mountings	200,000	!!

On the white bone rack
Item	Price	Done
simple twisted bronze choker draped with discolored pearls	300,000	!!
blued glass torque capped with a pair of hazy green stones	300,000	!!

On the simple jewelry display
Item	Price	Done
discolored copper bracelet	100,000	!!
rudimentary blue-white anklet	200,000	!!
scrimshaw wristlet encrusted with tiny diamonds	400,000	!!
basic granite armband	10,000	!!
uneven rock crystal pendant suspended from a pyrite curb chain	100,000	!!
unsophisticated rawhide necklace hung with dark grey feathers	50,000	!!
black painted ring set with a massive clouded quartz	200,000	!!

[Uwresari's Exotic Blunders, Armory]
A flimsy wooden panel curves around the alcove, the surface of it painted a shocking shade of red. You also see a Gor'Tog sized armor stand with some hunting leathers decorated with purple handprints on it, a bored attendant, a steel weapon rack with several things on it and an iron armor stand with several things on it. Obvious exits: west.

On the Gor'Tog sized armor stand
Item	Price	Done
hunting leathers decorated with purple handprints	200,000	!!

On the simple jewelry display
Item	Price	Done
heavy steel mattock	200,000	!!!!
silvery Elven telo with a leather grip	100,000	!!!!
lopsided iron bola	100,000
bronze-tipped walnut spear	200,000	!!!!
light purple cinquedea	200,000	!!!!
oak-hafted khuj with a purple blade	300,000

On the iron armor stand
Item	Price	Done
rich purple breastplate	100,000	!!
pitted iron target shield	10,000	No
cherrywood tower shield banded with oak	200,000	No
leather mask decorated with a row of steel studs along the edge	100,000	!!
purple-hued bone mask with an iron crown	100,000	!!

[Uwresari's Exotic Blunders, Exclusive Wares]
A soft glow illuminates the exclusive goods on display here, leaving the rest of the room cloaked in shadows. A nauseating blend of exotic incense wafts through the chamber, while a trio of beautiful Gor'Tog ladies lounges amongst a pile of musty pillows located in a dimly lit alcove. You also see an archway draped with heavy black curtains, a luxurious open bar with several things on it and a raised dais with an ornate sign mounted on it with several things on it. Obvious exits: none.

• 5 plats to just enter this room

An ornate sign mounted on the dais reads:
Many of the gems on display were obtained through a source exclusive to Master Sculptor Uwresari.
They will naturally shift in colors in accordance to astrological events.
Please be aware that supplies are extremely limited, and no refunds will be offered!

On the raised dais
Item	Price	Done
black leather sword belt with a frosty white elanthite clasp	5,000,000	!!
steel hand claws tipped with sharpened inky black katambite	20,000,000
pale ivory xibarite nose stud	10,000,000	!!
slender dagger inlaid with auburn yavasite	10,000,000	!!!!
Please note: The prices on these items have changed and may continue to inflate with purchase. Prices listed here are the beginning prices.