Item:Carved wooden pipe shaped like a monkey's head

carved wooden pipe shaped like a monkey's head
Look:	Googly eyes and a silly grin are painted on the detailed face of the monkey. Closer examination reveals a soapy substance contained inside the comically oversized bowl.
Weight:	8 stones
Metal:	Unknown
Appraised Cost:	1,250 Kronars1,000 Lirums <br />902 Dokoras <br />1.25 LTBpoints <br />1.25 Tickets <br />1.25 Scrips <br />
Properties:	This item is a toy.
Dimensions:	2 length x 1 width x 1 height
Sources:	Source is Item:Worn and tattered map

• EXHALE: You slowly blow into your pipe, causing a bubble to take shape on the rim. As you continue blowing carefully, the bubble gets larger and larger until it's the size of your head! Encouraged by your apparent success, you continue to see how large it will get. It finally grows so large that it touches your nose, exploding with a loud *POP* and covering your head and shoulders with soapy goop.
• INHALE: Forgetting yourself for a moment, you foolishly inhale on the pipe. It makes a strange gurgling sound at first, but you find yourself with a mouthful of a soapy substance before you realize what is happening! You quickly try to spit it out, but the goop coats the inside of your mouth. Your face turns slightly green as you try to clean off your tongue.
  

You feel something gurgle inside, and then you begin to hiccup uncontrollably. To your surprise, a large bubble pops out of your mouth and floats into the air!

You burp a small soapy bubble! It lives a short life, though, as it quickly bursts in the breeze.

You futilely claw at the goop on your tongue. The soapy substance just won't come off!

You utter a loud belch, and a trio of tiny bubbles floats off into the air.

You frantically lick your hand as you continue trying to get the bubble goop off your tongue. Unfortunately, you don't taste that good, either.

You spit on the ground in an attempt to clean the taste of bubbles out of your mouth.

The soapy taste in your mouth finally seems to have faded away.