Cambrinth Hattery/Volume 3

Wanted!

Sir Khearkrash NoRoken'Vilks

crimes: Disagreeing with rich people, gross misuse of alcohol, conspiring with the unsavory neighbors, not cutting the grass around his tree, arson, feedin the poor with food not provided by the great houses, associating with the poor, increasing trade revenue for non-house affiliated merchants, mocking the baron, implying the baron would poison people, being real bad at sneaking, performing performance art with a rope, wearing too much black, uses more than one animal skull for decoration, treason, conspiracy to recruit other houses to treason, spoke out of turn and was kind of rude, conspiracy of robbery, eats coffee with watermelon, and uses too many sparkles.

[the same thing is hand written in very poor Eth’ral’khh]