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|name = Vincenze Violent
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|race = Elf
|gender = Male
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You see Vincenze Violent, an Elf.
You see Vincenze Violent, an Elf.
<br>A holy aura of benevolence emanates from Vincenze, illuminating his countenance brightly.
<br>A holy aura of benevolence emanates from Vincenze, illuminating his countenance brightly.
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<br>He has a large, thick, bristling mustache on his upper lip and a long fuzzy beard.
<br>He has a large, thick, bristling mustache on his upper lip and a long fuzzy beard.
<br>A shadowy orb rippling with silver arcs of light hovers like a will-o-wisp, following him diligently.
<br>A shadowy orb rippling with silver arcs of light hovers like a will-o-wisp, following him diligently.

=='''Affiliation:'''==
Active member of the Magen Road Lords [[Magen Road Lords]][https://elanthipedia.play.net/mediawiki/index.php/Magen_Road_Lords]


== '''Hobbies:''' ==
== '''Hobbies:''' ==
<ul><li>Soul Stealing
<ul><li>Soul Vaping
<li>Skull Vaping
<li>Skull Vaping
<li>Face Removal</lie>
<li>Face Vaping
<li>Tactical Vaping
<li>Defensive Vaping
<li>Offensive Vaping
<li>Retaliatory Vaping
<li>Pre-emptive Vaping
<li>Vaping for hire
</ul>
</ul>


=='''Noteworthy Characteristics:''' ==
=='''Noteworthy Characteristics:''' ==
<ul><li>Handsome
<ul><li>Can prove to '96
<li>Handsome
<li>Charming
<li>Charming
<li>Debonaire
<li>Debonaire
<li>Humble
<li>Humble



=='''Achievements:'''==
=='''Achievements:'''==
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<li>As you see he's got biceps to spare
<li>As you see he's got biceps to spare
<li>Not a bit of him's scraggly or scrawny
<li>Not a bit of him's scraggly or scrawny
<li>And ev'ry last inch of me's covered with hair
<li>And ev'ry last inch of him's covered with hair
<li>No one hits like Vincenze
<li>No one hits like Vincenze
<li>Matches wits like Vincenze
<li>Matches wits like Vincenze
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<li>Then goes tromping around wearing boots like Vincenze
<li>Then goes tromping around wearing boots like Vincenze
<li>He uses antlers in all of his decorating
<li>He uses antlers in all of his decorating
</ul>



=='''Things Vincenze will never do:'''==
<ul><li>Give you up
<li>Let you down
<li>Run around
<li>Desert you
<li>Make you cry
<li>Say goodbye
<li>Tell a lie
<li>Hurt you
</ul>
</ul>

Latest revision as of 14:07, 14 August 2020

Vincenze Violent
Status
Race Elf
Gender Male
Guild undisclosed
Instance undisclosed

You see Vincenze Violent, an Elf.
A holy aura of benevolence emanates from Vincenze, illuminating his countenance brightly.
Vincenze has pointed ears and sullenly glowing blood-hued eyes. His white hair is long and fine, and is worn arranged in pigtails. He has tanned skin.
He appears to be young.
He has a large, thick, bristling mustache on his upper lip and a long fuzzy beard.
A shadowy orb rippling with silver arcs of light hovers like a will-o-wisp, following him diligently.

Hobbies:

  • Soul Vaping
  • Skull Vaping
  • Face Vaping
  • Tactical Vaping
  • Defensive Vaping
  • Offensive Vaping
  • Retaliatory Vaping
  • Pre-emptive Vaping
  • Vaping for hire

Noteworthy Characteristics:

  • Can prove to '96
  • Handsome
  • Charming
  • Debonaire
  • Humble

    Achievements:

    • No one's slick as Vincenze
    • No one's quick as Vincenze
    • No one's neck's as incredibly thick as Vincenze
    • There's no man in town half as manly
    • Perfect, a pure paragon
    • No one's been like Vincenze, A king pin like Vincenze
    • No one's got a swell cleft in his chin like Vincenze
    • As a specimen, yes, he's intimidating
    • No one fights like Vincenze
    • Douses lights like Vincenze
    • In a wrestling match nobody bites like Vincenze
    • For there's no one as burly and brawny
    • As you see he's got biceps to spare
    • Not a bit of him's scraggly or scrawny
    • And ev'ry last inch of him's covered with hair
    • No one hits like Vincenze
    • Matches wits like Vincenze
    • In a spitting match nobody spits like Vincenze
    • He's espcially good at expectorating
    • He's roughly the size of a barge, from eating five dozen eggs.
    • No one shoots like Vincenze
    • Makes those beauts like Vincenze
    • Then goes tromping around wearing boots like Vincenze
    • He uses antlers in all of his decorating


    Things Vincenze will never do:

    • Give you up
    • Let you down
    • Run around
    • Desert you
    • Make you cry
    • Say goodbye
    • Tell a lie
    • Hurt you