Mock command

Mock
Say an auto-generated, family-friendly insult to a PC or NPC.
MOCK <Person> You see: You say to <Person>, "You, sir / madam, are a/an <insult phrase>. Target sees: <Player> says to you, "You, sir / madam, are a / an <insult phrase>" Sample phrases: You, madam, are a warped, dog-hearted miscreant! You, madam, are a jaded, boil-bottomed crutch! You, madam, are a churlish scullion! You, madam, are an errant, ill-breeding pantaloon! You, madam, are a goatish, ill-breeding cutpurse!" You, madam, are a wayward, hedge-born flax-wench! You, madam, are a tottering, rude-growing rabbit-sucker! You, madam, are a vain varlet! You, madam, are a gnarling, folly-fallen measle!"