View source for Item:Vat of absinthe labeled RAINBOW FAIRY upside down in higgledy-piggledy script

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|look=This prodigious acacia vat is brimming with strangely thickened, sickly green absinthe with a rainbow of hues glittering upon its surface.
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|CTag=sickly green, green, rainbow
|type=drink, verby
|uses=999
|weight=1
|appcost=312500
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* {{com|count}}: There are nine hundred ninety-nine sips left of the absinthe.
* {{com|drink}}: Grinning, you pull a large swig from a vat of absinthe labeled "RAINBOW FAIRY" upside down in higgledy-piggledy script.  The taste of the metallic glitter thickening agent taints the herbal bitterness of the wormwood, bringing with it A MAJESTIC RAINBOW COW-FAIRY WHO FLUTTERS BY AND LEAVES A SPARKLING GLITTER TRAIL ALONG YOUR TONGUE as the flavor of licorice and fennel fills your mouth.
[WARNING:  Drinking large quantities of this could make you unconscious!]
Roundtime: 5 seconds
* {{com|guzzle}}: Steeling yourself, you tilt a vat of absinthe labeled "RAINBOW FAIRY" upside down in higgledy-piggledy script back and down the entire thing!  Spluttering, the taste of the metallic glitter thickening agent taints the herbal bitterness of the wormwood, bringing with it A MAJESTIC RAINBOW COW-FAIRY WHO FLUTTERS BY AND LEAVES A SPARKLING GLITTER TRAIL ALONG YOUR TONGUE as the flavor of licorice and fennel fills your mouth as some of the absinthe spills out of your mouth.
Roundtime: 8 seconds
{{cat|Challenger's beverage}}