View source for Item:Top carved like a wobbly-legged Bard with its head stuck in a keg marked XXX

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|noun=top
|look=It's not evident whether the keg was smashed onto the Bard's head by someone else or if the poor sot was just too thirsty to wait and suffered a misfortune.  It would almost seem to be the former, since one of the Bard's arms cradles no fewer than seventeen bottles of wine and the opposite hand is holding eight ale-filled mugs whose contents are sloshing out of their homes, frozen in the shape of an alcoholic-tidal wave.
|STag=Bard,keg,wine,ale
|type=toy
|type2=bard style
|weight=5
|source=Porly's Emporlyum (1)+
|cost=3,833 Dokoras
|sourcetype=sold by
|fname=No
}}
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:You set a top carved like a wobbly-legged Bard with its head stuck in a keg marked XXX on the ground and give the string a firm yank! The top begins whirling, its patterns blurring before your eyes.  Slowly it comes to a wobbling stop and you pick it back up and rewind the string.