Item:Expired blue parrot with a stick nailed to his feet
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| expired blue parrot with a stick nailed to his feet | |
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| Look: | This parrot seems to be a specimen of the rare "Therengian blue" variety. Its eyes are closed indicating that it might just be sleeping. You take note of its beautiful plumage. |
| Weight: | Unknown |
| Metal: | Unknown |
| Appraised Cost: | 6,875 Kronars5,500 Lirums <br />4,961 Dokoras <br />6.875 LTBpoints <br />6.875 Tickets <br />6.875 Scrips <br /> |
| Properties: |
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| Dimensions: | 2 length x 1 width x 1 height |
| Sources: | Source is Cheep & E-Z Petz Kumpanie (2), Cheep & E-Z Petz Kumpanie (1) |
- HUG: You give your dead parrot a warm hug, politely ignoring the dark ooze that seeps onto your shoulder.
- PULL: You arrange the wings of your dead parrot into a more lifelike position.
- PUNCH: You discipline your dead parrot. That should teach it!
- WAVE: You flap the wings of your dead parrot in a fair imitation of flight.
- PUSH: You roll your dead parrot over onto its back. Its wings flop in a very non-lifelike way, so you quickly turn it upright once again.
- TURN: You turn your dead parrot around to face the other way.
- LICK: For some reason, you lick your dead parrot.
- KISS: You give your dead parrot an affectionate kiss, hardly even noticing the smell.
Trivia
This is a reference to a famous Monty Python sketch.