View source for Item:Dung-matted dead monkey wearing a wicked sneer and a puce eyepatch

{{Item
|look=Leathery lips pull back in a permanent sneer from the monkey's long yellow teeth, seeming to mock you even in death!  The dried dung matting its scraggly fur powders off easily in one's hands and leaves behind a musky odor.  A rounded depression in the animal's back appears to be an elephant track.
|noun=monkey
|appcost=8,750
|type=misc
|STag=monkey
|sourcetype=-
}}

*{{com|rub}} monkey
You pet your dead monkey.  It doesn't seem very interested in your affection.
*{{com|hug}} monkey
You give your dead monkey a warm hug, politely ignoring the dark ooze that seeps onto your shoulder.
*{{com|push}} monkey
You roll your dead monkey over onto its back.  This only makes it look even more dead, so you quickly right it again.
*{{com|pull}} monkey
You arrange your dead monkey into a more lifelike position.
*{{com|wave}} monkey
You wave your dead monkey around exuberantly, letting it enjoy the fresh air.
*{{com|punch}} monkey
You discipline your dead monkey.  That should teach it!
*{{com|kiss}} monkey
You give your dead monkey an affectionate kiss, hardly even noticing the smell.
*{{com|turn}} monkey
You turn your dead monkey around to face the other way.
*{{com|poke}} monkey
You poke your dead monkey.  It doesn't move.
*{{com|tickle}} monkey
You give your dead monkey a friendly little tickle on the belly.  Hmm, it must not be very ticklish.
*{{com|juggle}} monkey
You toss your dead monkey to the ground, but it does not seem interested in exercise.  You pick it back up again.
*{{com|pinch}} monkey
You give your dead monkey a pinch, but it doesn't even wince.