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The walls and ceiling are of brushed metal oiled to a gleam, and the floor is covered in narrow maple planking. The center of the room is dominated by a circle of varnished oak easels with gear-shaped bronze fittings, suggesting an art gallery rather than a shop.
You also see a tome entitled "Your Message Here", a directory entitled "Say it with Arrows!", a compendium entitled "Say it with Bolts!", a book entitled "Say it with Sling Pellets!", a bronzed arch leading out to the corridor, a catalog entitled "Say it with Pie!", a bronze spittoon and a bronze urn.
Obvious exits: none.
In the directory entitled "Say it with Arrows!"
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Item
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Price
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Done
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"LAZY" arrow
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36,080 |
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"NO YOU" arrow
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36,080 |
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"TAG" arrow
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36,080 |
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"GOOBER" arrow
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36,080 |
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"PORRIDGE-BRAIN" arrow
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36,080 |
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"LINE SKIPPER" arrow
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36,080 |
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"ATTENTION STARVED" arrow
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36,080 |
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"GOT ISSUES" arrow
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36,080 |
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"CAPITULATE" arrow
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36,080 |
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"I DARE YOU" arrow
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36,080 |
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In the compendium entitled "Say it with Bolts!"
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Item
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Price
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Done
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"MUSH-HEAD" bolt
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36,080 |
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"NO YOU" bolt
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36,080 |
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"GOT ISSUES" bolt
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36,080 |
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"NOT IT" bolt
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36,080 |
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"LEECH BREATH" bolt
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36,080 |
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"KISS OFF" bolt
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36,080 |
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"OUT OF MY WAY!" bolt
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36,080 |
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"GOBLIN-FACE" bolt
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36,080 |
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"SUCK-UP" bolt
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36,080 |
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"BOOT LICKER" bolt
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36,080 |
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In the book entitled "Say it with Sling Pellets!"
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Item
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Price
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Done
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crying pellet
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9,020 |
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laughing pellet
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9,020 |
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"TRY THAT AGAIN" pellet
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9,020 |
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"TEARS TO YOU!" pellet
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9,020 |
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"SUCKER" pellet
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9,020 |
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"WITH A SLING!" pellet
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9,020 |
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"SERIOUSLY?" pellet
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9,020 |
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"DOOFUS" pellet
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9,020 |
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"SCAB-FOR-BRAINS" pellet
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9,020 |
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"REFUSE-EATER" pellet
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9,020 |
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{{ShopHeader|title=In the pie catalog entitled "Say it with Pie!"
apricot pie decorated with the words "WHO'S LAUGHING NOW?"
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rum-raisin pie decorated with the word "CHUCKLEHEAD!"
45
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banana cream pie decorated with the words "NO BACKSIES"
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chocolate pie decorated with the words "ATTACK PIE"
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vanilla cream pie decorated with the words "IN YOUR FACE!"
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burnt pie decorated with the word "OVERDONE!"
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strawberry pie decorated with the word "DIE!"
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pungent pie decorated with the words "POOR WINNER"
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rancid pie decorated with the words "YOU DONKEY!"
45
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bright green pie decorated with the word "SMILE!"
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