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[Famous Last Words]
The walls and ceiling are of brushed metal oiled to a gleam, and the floor is covered in narrow maple planking. The center of the room is dominated by a circle of varnished oak easels with gear-shaped bronze fittings, suggesting an art gallery rather than a shop. You also see a tome entitled "Your Message Here", a directory entitled "Say it with Arrows!", a compendium entitled "Say it with Bolts!", a book entitled "Say it with Sling Pellets!", a bronzed arch leading out to the corridor, a catalog entitled "Say it with Pie!", a bronze spittoon and a bronze urn.
In the bronze spittoon
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Item
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Price
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Done
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stick of black charcoal
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22 |
!!
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"These charcoal sticks are provided for your shopping convenience. However, any piece of charcoal should work just as well."
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In the pellet catalog
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Item
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Price
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Done
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DIE! pellet
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9,020 |
!!!!
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HAPPY pellet
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9,020 |
No
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MAGGOT! pellet
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9,020 |
No
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LOUT! pellet
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9,020 |
No
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SNERT! pellet
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9,020 |
No
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SNIPE pellet
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9,020 |
No
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SCUT! pellet
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9,020 |
No
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RUDESBY? pellet
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9,020 |
No
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smiling pellet
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9,020 |
!!
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frowning pellet
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9,020 |
!!
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These sling pellets may be neatly stacked with any bearing the same message. Please feel free to appraise the pellets you see in this catalog to be assured of their quality and suitability for your needs.
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In the bolt catalog
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Item
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Price
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Done
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JACK-A-NAPE! bolt
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36,080 |
!!
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CLOTPOLE bolt
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36,080 |
No
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FLAP-DRAGON bolt
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36,080 |
No
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YOU WIN bolt
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36,080 |
No
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JOLTHEAD bolt
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36,080 |
No
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MAGGOT-PIE bolt
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36,080 |
No
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FROG-WART bolt
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36,080 |
No
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VIPER-LICKER bolt
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36,080 |
No
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BROWN-NOSER bolt
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36,080 |
No
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WHISPER bolt
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36,080 |
No
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These bolts may be neatly stacked with any bearing the same message. Please feel free to appraise the bolts you see in this catalog to be assured of their quality and suitability for your needs.
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In the arrow catalog
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Item
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Price
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Done
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COME AT ME arrow
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36,080 |
!!!!
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HEDGE-PIG arrow
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36,080 |
No
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SKAINSMATE arrow
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36,080 |
No
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GROUND-SWILL arrow
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36,080 |
No
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WORM-HEAD arrow
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36,080 |
No
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FLAX-WENCH arrow
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36,080 |
No
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SNERT arrow
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36,080 |
No
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LEWDSTER arrow
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36,080 |
No
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YOU WIN arrow
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36,080 |
No
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MUMBLE-NEWS arrow
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36,080 |
No
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These arrows may be neatly stacked with any bearing the same message. Please feel free to appraise the arrows you see in this catalog to be assured of their quality and suitability for your needs.
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In the message catalog
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Item
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Price
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Done
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message dart
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63,140 |
!!
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message arrow
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135,300 |
!!
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message bolt
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135,300 |
!!
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message dagger
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90,200 |
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message pellet
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36,080 |
!!
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The ammunition in this catalog may be written upon using any piece of charcoal, and rubbed off for later re-use. Feel free to appraise the ammunition to assure its quality and suitability for your needs.
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