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GUITARZ79: /* The Cleave-ie-est of Axes!? */

2026-02-12T02:07:08Z

The Cleave-ie-est of Axes!?

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	::The long rectangular blade has a single edge that is slightly curved, broad enough to cleave through meat or bone from large game and livestock. The reddish-orange chakrel dust visible across the bright iron like a billowing cloud of windswept embers reflects within the facets of a large Gemfire ruby, trailed by engravings that resemble cooking flames. Modified with a spiral of goldenglow glaes studs, a short dragonwood handle provides a secure grip in the kitchen or in battle.		::The long rectangular blade has a single edge that is slightly curved, broad enough to cleave through meat or bone from large game and livestock. The reddish-orange chakrel dust visible across the bright iron like a billowing cloud of windswept embers reflects within the facets of a large Gemfire ruby, trailed by engravings that resemble cooking flames. Modified with a spiral of goldenglow glaes studs, a short dragonwood handle provides a secure grip in the kitchen or in battle.

	==='''The ~~Cleave-ie~~-est of Axes!?'''===		==='''The Cleavey-est of Axes!?'''===
	:a massive cleaving greataxe set with a fire whirl ruby in the tyrium blade.		:a massive cleaving greataxe set with a fire whirl ruby in the tyrium blade.
	::Carved from deep purple tyrium, the massive rectangular blade carries a dense, muted luster that catches ember-like light along its edges, its surface reminiscent of a cleaver built to break bone and split hogs with a single decisive swing. A fire whirl ruby seems to smolder near the spine, its spiraling inclusion burning like a rising flame. The spiritwood haft, set with tyrium pins, offers a firm butcher's grip for driving the blade clean through whatever it bites into.		::Carved from deep purple tyrium, the massive rectangular blade carries a dense, muted luster that catches ember-like light along its edges, its surface reminiscent of a cleaver built to break bone and split hogs with a single decisive swing. A fire whirl ruby seems to smolder near the spine, its spiraling inclusion burning like a rising flame. The spiritwood haft, set with tyrium pins, offers a firm butcher's grip for driving the blade clean through whatever it bites into.

GUITARZ79: /* The cleave-ie-est of Axes!? */

2026-02-12T02:05:12Z

The cleave-ie-est of Axes!?

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	::The long rectangular blade has a single edge that is slightly curved, broad enough to cleave through meat or bone from large game and livestock. The reddish-orange chakrel dust visible across the bright iron like a billowing cloud of windswept embers reflects within the facets of a large Gemfire ruby, trailed by engravings that resemble cooking flames. Modified with a spiral of goldenglow glaes studs, a short dragonwood handle provides a secure grip in the kitchen or in battle.		::The long rectangular blade has a single edge that is slightly curved, broad enough to cleave through meat or bone from large game and livestock. The reddish-orange chakrel dust visible across the bright iron like a billowing cloud of windswept embers reflects within the facets of a large Gemfire ruby, trailed by engravings that resemble cooking flames. Modified with a spiral of goldenglow glaes studs, a short dragonwood handle provides a secure grip in the kitchen or in battle.

	==='''The ~~cleave~~-ie-est of Axes!?'''===		==='''The Cleave-ie-est of Axes!?'''===
	:a massive cleaving greataxe set with a fire whirl ruby in the tyrium blade.		:a massive cleaving greataxe set with a fire whirl ruby in the tyrium blade.
	::Carved from deep purple tyrium, the massive rectangular blade carries a dense, muted luster that catches ember-like light along its edges, its surface reminiscent of a cleaver built to break bone and split hogs with a single decisive swing. A fire whirl ruby seems to smolder near the spine, its spiraling inclusion burning like a rising flame. The spiritwood haft, set with tyrium pins, offers a firm butcher's grip for driving the blade clean through whatever it bites into.		::Carved from deep purple tyrium, the massive rectangular blade carries a dense, muted luster that catches ember-like light along its edges, its surface reminiscent of a cleaver built to break bone and split hogs with a single decisive swing. A fire whirl ruby seems to smolder near the spine, its spiraling inclusion burning like a rising flame. The spiritwood haft, set with tyrium pins, offers a firm butcher's grip for driving the blade clean through whatever it bites into.

GUITARZ79 at 02:04, 12 February 2026

2026-02-12T02:04:53Z

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	==='''The Butchery-est of Axes!'''===		==='''The Butchery-est of Axes!'''===
	:a butcher's sterak axe with a bejeweled cleaving blade edged in forgeheart iron.		:a butcher's sterak axe with a bejeweled cleaving blade edged in forgeheart iron.
	::The long rectangular blade has a single edge that is slightly curved, broad enough to cleave through meat or bone from large game and livestock. The reddish-orange chakrel dust visible across the bright iron like a billowing cloud of windswept embers reflects within the facets of a large Gemfire ruby, trailed by engravings that resemble cooking flames. Modified with a spiral of goldenglow glaes studs, a short dragonwood handle provides a secure grip in the kitchen or in battle. ~~'''<big>The Cleave-ie-est of Axes!</big>'''~~		::The long rectangular blade has a single edge that is slightly curved, broad enough to cleave through meat or bone from large game and livestock. The reddish-orange chakrel dust visible across the bright iron like a billowing cloud of windswept embers reflects within the facets of a large Gemfire ruby, trailed by engravings that resemble cooking flames. Modified with a spiral of goldenglow glaes studs, a short dragonwood handle provides a secure grip in the kitchen or in battle.

⚫	:~~:'''~~a massive cleaving greataxe set with a fire whirl ruby in the tyrium blade.~~'''~~
			==='''The cleave-ie-est of Axes!?'''===
⚫	::~~:'''~~Carved from deep purple tyrium, the massive rectangular blade carries a dense, muted luster that catches ember-like light along its edges, its surface reminiscent of a cleaver built to break bone and split hogs with a single decisive swing. A fire whirl ruby seems to smolder near the spine, its spiraling inclusion burning like a rising flame. The spiritwood haft, set with tyrium pins, offers a firm butcher's grip for driving the blade clean through whatever it bites into.~~''' '''A massive cleaving greataxe reads:''' '''"From the first cut to the last bite!"'''~~
		⚫	:a massive cleaving greataxe set with a fire whirl ruby in the tyrium blade.
		⚫	::Carved from deep purple tyrium, the massive rectangular blade carries a dense, muted luster that catches ember-like light along its edges, its surface reminiscent of a cleaver built to break bone and split hogs with a single decisive swing. A fire whirl ruby seems to smolder near the spine, its spiraling inclusion burning like a rising flame. The spiritwood haft, set with tyrium pins, offers a firm butcher's grip for driving the blade clean through whatever it bites into.
			::A massive cleaving greataxe reads: "From the first cut to the last bite!

	==For the cooking...==		==For the cooking...==

GUITARZ79: updated look and weapons

2026-02-12T02:01:13Z

updated look and weapons

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	He is holding a battle-scarred hog mask with yellowed protruding tusks in his right hand.		He is holding a battle-scarred hog mask with yellowed protruding tusks in his right hand.

	He is wearing ~~an oversized chunk of chakrel hung from a massive glaes chain,~~ a gargantuan boar-hide pauldron with a hog skull impaled on vicious glaes spikes, a pulsating eddy of light restrained inside the maw of a mechanical glaes skull, a ~~dark~~ ~~oiled~~ ~~canvas~~ ~~butcher's bag~~ with ~~stained~~ ~~bone~~ ~~beads~~ ~~forming~~ ~~letters~~, a matte black warrior's kimono embroidered with a juicy ham on the bone~~, a red and white striped round shield with a star centered in blue~~, some mechanized butcher's gauntlets with dented glaes warning plates, a ~~chunky~~ ~~silversteel~~ ~~signet~~ ~~ring~~ ~~embossed~~ with a ~~raven~~ in ~~flight~~, a splattered leather butcher's apron with a huge glaes buckle, a ~~heavy~~ ~~spiked~~ ~~fighter's~~ belt ~~with a giant glaes buckle stamped "Winner!", a spiritwood double sheath~~ fitted with ~~bejeweled~~ goldenglow glaes ~~mechanisms~~, a dark steel warhorn forged into a cawing raven clutching a glaes dragon and a pair of steel-toed ~~stomping~~ boots.		You are wearing a gargantuan boar-hide pauldron with a hog skull impaled on vicious glaes spikes, an oversized chunk of chakrel hung from a massive glaes chain, a pulsating eddy of light restrained inside the maw of a mechanical glaes skull, a massive cleaving greataxe set with a fire whirl ruby in the tyrium blade, a matte black warrior's kimono embroidered with a juicy ham on the bone, some mechanized butcher's gauntlets with dented glaes warning plates, a red and white striped round shield with a star centered in blue, a splattered leather butcher's apron with a huge glaes buckle, an ice-veined leather war belt fitted with a goldenglow glaes flaming-ham mechanism, a dark steel warhorn forged into a cawing raven clutching a glaes dragon, a spiritwood double sheath fitted with bejeweled goldenglow glaes mechanisms and a pair of steel-toed butcher's boots with cleats shaped like meat tenderizers.

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	==='''The Butchery-est of Axes!'''===		==='''The Butchery-est of Axes!'''===
	:a butcher's sterak axe with a bejeweled cleaving blade edged in forgeheart iron.		:a butcher's sterak axe with a bejeweled cleaving blade edged in forgeheart iron.
	::The long rectangular blade has a single edge that is slightly curved, broad enough to cleave through meat or bone from large game and livestock. The reddish-orange chakrel dust visible across the bright iron like a billowing cloud of windswept embers reflects within the facets of a large Gemfire ruby, trailed by engravings that resemble cooking flames. Modified with a spiral of goldenglow glaes studs, a short dragonwood handle provides a secure grip in the kitchen or in battle.		::The long rectangular blade has a single edge that is slightly curved, broad enough to cleave through meat or bone from large game and livestock. The reddish-orange chakrel dust visible across the bright iron like a billowing cloud of windswept embers reflects within the facets of a large Gemfire ruby, trailed by engravings that resemble cooking flames. Modified with a spiral of goldenglow glaes studs, a short dragonwood handle provides a secure grip in the kitchen or in battle. '''<big>The Cleave-ie-est of Axes!</big>'''
			::'''a massive cleaving greataxe set with a fire whirl ruby in the tyrium blade.'''
			:::'''Carved from deep purple tyrium, the massive rectangular blade carries a dense, muted luster that catches ember-like light along its edges, its surface reminiscent of a cleaver built to break bone and split hogs with a single decisive swing. A fire whirl ruby seems to smolder near the spine, its spiraling inclusion burning like a rising flame. The spiritwood haft, set with tyrium pins, offers a firm butcher's grip for driving the blade clean through whatever it bites into.''' '''A massive cleaving greataxe reads:''' '''"From the first cut to the last bite!"'''

	==For the cooking...==		==For the cooking...==

GUITARZ79: /* For the mighty-est of warriors... */

2025-01-26T22:58:16Z

For the mighty-est of warriors...

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	==For the mighty-est of warriors...==		==For the mighty-est of warriors...==
	==='''Curvy-est of swords!'''===		==='''The Curvy-est of swords!'''===
	:a curved greatsword with a fire whirl ruby dragon along the bright glaes blade		:a curved greatsword with a fire whirl ruby dragon along the bright glaes blade
	::The massive blade curves sharply, extending far behind the lengthy handle crisscrossed with dragonfire brocade cloth. The expertly crafted glaes metal exhibits a brilliant pure white shine, intensifying when light travels along the single edge. Inside the ruby dragon, a stylized pillar of swirling flame erupts against the gem's top face as if on the verge of bursting forth. A radiant goldenglow glaes circular guard portrays an image of an unkindness of ravens cawing at a paladin engulfed in flames. Subtle shades of blue and red mingle with a sickly green and writhing shadows in a perpetual dance around the curved greatsword.		::The massive blade curves sharply, extending far behind the lengthy handle crisscrossed with dragonfire brocade cloth. The expertly crafted glaes metal exhibits a brilliant pure white shine, intensifying when light travels along the single edge. Inside the ruby dragon, a stylized pillar of swirling flame erupts against the gem's top face as if on the verge of bursting forth. A radiant goldenglow glaes circular guard portrays an image of an unkindness of ravens cawing at a paladin engulfed in flames. Subtle shades of blue and red mingle with a sickly green and writhing shadows in a perpetual dance around the curved greatsword.
	::The curved greatsword reads: "Fight fire with fire."		::The curved greatsword reads: "Fight fire with fire."

	==='''The ~~doubly~~-est of sheaths!'''===		==='''The Doubly-est of sheaths!'''===
	:a spiritwood double sheath fitted with bejeweled goldenglow glaes mechanisms		:a spiritwood double sheath fitted with bejeweled goldenglow glaes mechanisms
	::The rectangular snow-white wooden casing has curved edges and is fitted with a glass housing showcasing cogs and gears carefully filed from goldenglow glaes. Catching your eye, a button set with a stormfire topaz seems to activate the mechanism. A long and wide swath of molten-core diamond icesilk trails from the sheath where it is wrapped around the middle to help secure it on a belt or in a sash.		::The rectangular snow-white wooden casing has curved edges and is fitted with a glass housing showcasing cogs and gears carefully filed from goldenglow glaes. Catching your eye, a button set with a stormfire topaz seems to activate the mechanism. A long and wide swath of molten-core diamond icesilk trails from the sheath where it is wrapped around the middle to help secure it on a belt or in a sash.

GUITARZ79: /* For the baddies... */

2025-01-26T22:58:00Z

For the baddies...

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	==For the baddies...==		==For the baddies...==
	==='''Hammy-est of HAMmers!'''===		==='''The Hammy-est of HAMmers!'''===
	:a massive haralun hammer forged into the shape of a ham		:a massive haralun hammer forged into the shape of a ham
	::The masterful metalwork of the haralun head shows etched spiral skin and lifelike swirls in the meat. Across the head are small studs wrought into the shape of peppercorns. The handle has been painted and shaped into a bone sticking out from the meat. Affixed to the end of the haft, a counterweight forged into the shape of a bone knuckle bears the initials "P. D."		::The masterful metalwork of the haralun head shows etched spiral skin and lifelike swirls in the meat. Across the head are small studs wrought into the shape of peppercorns. The handle has been painted and shaped into a bone sticking out from the meat. Affixed to the end of the haft, a counterweight forged into the shape of a bone knuckle bears the initials "P. D."
	::A massive haralun hammer reads: "HAMmer Time!"		::A massive haralun hammer reads: "HAMmer Time!"

	==='''Butchery-est of Axes!'''===		==='''The Butchery-est of Axes!'''===
	:a butcher's sterak axe with a bejeweled cleaving blade edged in forgeheart iron.		:a butcher's sterak axe with a bejeweled cleaving blade edged in forgeheart iron.
	::The long rectangular blade has a single edge that is slightly curved, broad enough to cleave through meat or bone from large game and livestock. The reddish-orange chakrel dust visible across the bright iron like a billowing cloud of windswept embers reflects within the facets of a large Gemfire ruby, trailed by engravings that resemble cooking flames. Modified with a spiral of goldenglow glaes studs, a short dragonwood handle provides a secure grip in the kitchen or in battle.		::The long rectangular blade has a single edge that is slightly curved, broad enough to cleave through meat or bone from large game and livestock. The reddish-orange chakrel dust visible across the bright iron like a billowing cloud of windswept embers reflects within the facets of a large Gemfire ruby, trailed by engravings that resemble cooking flames. Modified with a spiral of goldenglow glaes studs, a short dragonwood handle provides a secure grip in the kitchen or in battle.

	==For the cooking...==		==For the cooking...==

GUITARZ79: /* For the cooking... */

2025-01-26T22:57:42Z

For the cooking...

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	==For the cooking...==		==For the cooking...==
	==='''The ~~gristly~~-est of skillets!'''===		==='''The Gristly-est of skillets!'''===
	:a seasoned skillet with a ham hock handle that glistens with grease and gristle		:a seasoned skillet with a ham hock handle that glistens with grease and gristle
	::The seasoned cast iron skillet is a deep, well-worn black, with a glossy, slightly sticky patina built up over consistent use. The surface gleams faintly, reflecting the remnants of cooking oils and fats that have absorbed into the metal. Small, crispy pieces of ham gristle are scattered across the bottom, some clinging stubbornly to the iron surface, while others are lodged in the ridges of the pan.		::The seasoned cast iron skillet is a deep, well-worn black, with a glossy, slightly sticky patina built up over consistent use. The surface gleams faintly, reflecting the remnants of cooking oils and fats that have absorbed into the metal. Small, crispy pieces of ham gristle are scattered across the bottom, some clinging stubbornly to the iron surface, while others are lodged in the ridges of the pan.

GUITARZ79 at 22:44, 26 January 2025

2025-01-26T22:44:38Z

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	:a seasoned skillet with a ham hock handle that glistens with grease and gristle		:a seasoned skillet with a ham hock handle that glistens with grease and gristle
	::The seasoned cast iron skillet is a deep, well-worn black, with a glossy, slightly sticky patina built up over consistent use. The surface gleams faintly, reflecting the remnants of cooking oils and fats that have absorbed into the metal. Small, crispy pieces of ham gristle are scattered across the bottom, some clinging stubbornly to the iron surface, while others are lodged in the ridges of the pan.		::The seasoned cast iron skillet is a deep, well-worn black, with a glossy, slightly sticky patina built up over consistent use. The surface gleams faintly, reflecting the remnants of cooking oils and fats that have absorbed into the metal. Small, crispy pieces of ham gristle are scattered across the bottom, some clinging stubbornly to the iron surface, while others are lodged in the ridges of the pan.
			:::a golden waffle sandwich layered with savory ham and a drizzle of sweet glaze
			::::Crisp, golden waffle halves are pressed into a grid of perfect squares, each corner kissed with a faint buttery sheen. Between them lies a generous layer of thinly shaved, honey-glazed ham, its edges slightly caramelized. A delicate drizzle of spiced maple syrup winds over the top waffle, pooling lightly in its indentations.

	==='''The Greasy-est of aprons!'''===		==='''The Greasy-est of aprons!'''===
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	::The long meat cutter's garment is made of dark leather and is splattered with a mix of dark and greasy stains on the front. Under the wide belt is a large pocket with a brand in the corner: a ham engulfed in flames. The glaes buckle is engraved with a unkindness of ravens feasting on a dragon.		::The long meat cutter's garment is made of dark leather and is splattered with a mix of dark and greasy stains on the front. Under the wide belt is a large pocket with a brand in the corner: a ham engulfed in flames. The glaes buckle is engraved with a unkindness of ravens feasting on a dragon.

			==='''The Spicy-est of wands!'''===
			:a gnawed-upon wand carved from a boiled ham bone
			::The bone looks to be left over from a previous meal, the marks of gnawing creating a unique texture that tells a tale of curious exploration and hunger. Though partially chewed upon, mini ham-shaped carvings add a whimsical touch to the otherwise worn surface of the wand's handle.
			:::A steamy raven-shaped slab of spicy ham
			::::This hot-looking ham is a culinary masterpiece that marries bold flavors with artistic flair. The thick slice resembles a raven, and feathers are meticulously etched into the rich, spicy glaze. The ham's exterior, a canvas of deep reds and browns, hints at the fiery blend of spices that infuse every bite.

	==For the mighty-est of warriors...==		==For the mighty-est of warriors...==

GUITARZ79 at 22:38, 26 January 2025

2025-01-26T22:38:18Z

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	==For the baddies...==		==For the baddies...==

GUITARZ79 at 22:37, 26 January 2025

2025-01-26T22:37:53Z

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