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	\|gamedate=413-07-10		\|gamedate=413-07-10
	\|subject=		\|subject=Albaria,Crossing,Empath
	\|author=Navesi		\|author=Navesi
	\|headline='Kitchen Sink' Invader Strikes		\|headline='Kitchen Sink' Invader Strikes
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	MALICIOUS MALEFACTOR MARCHES MONSTROUS MENAGERIE		MALICIOUS MALEFACTOR MARCHES MONSTROUS MENAGERIE

	In the wee hours of the morning, citizens of the Crossing were Puzzled by the sudden Invasion of creatures of a dazzling array of Types. They were seen at Magen Road, just in front of the Crossing Empath Guild.		In the wee hours of the morning, citizens of the [[Crossing]] were Puzzled by the sudden [[Invasion]] of creatures of a dazzling array of Types. They were seen at Magen Road, just in front of the Crossing Empath Guild.

	Puzzlement soon turned to the righteous Defense of our fair city against the Vicious and Varied attackers. After the fact, witnesses struggled to identify all the types of creatures due to the sheer number of them. I attempt here to list as many as possible, in the rough order they were reported to Appear. Due to the difficulty of the task, please allow for some Error. The Herald will also accept submissions of Corrections at any time.		Puzzlement soon turned to the righteous Defense of our fair city against the Vicious and Varied attackers. After the fact, witnesses struggled to identify all the types of creatures due to the sheer number of them. I attempt here to list as many as possible, in the rough order they were reported to Appear. Due to the difficulty of the task, please allow for some Error. [[The First Land Herald\|The Herald]] will also accept submissions of Corrections at any time.

	The Menagerie:		The Menagerie:

	skunks		[[Skunk\|skunks]]
	mammoths		mammoths
	bone amalgams		[[Bone amalgam\|bone amalgams]]
	tenebraelings		[[Tenebraeling\|tenebraelings]]
	jackals		[[Jackal (creature)\|jackals]]
	grass eels		[[Grass eel\|grass eels]]
	inkhorne		[[inkhorne]]
	ghoul seagulls		ghoul seagulls
	germish’din		[[Misshapen germish'din\|germish’din]]
	umbral colossi and black zephyrs		[[Shadowy umbral colossus\|umbral colossi]] and [[Misty black zephyr\|black zephyrs]]
	cave trolls, zombie goblins, and rock trolls		[[Cave troll\|cave trolls]], zombie goblins, and [[Rock Troll\|rock trolls]]
	goblin archers, bowmen, chieftains, warlords, berserkers, and zombie goblins, with trollkin		[[Goblin archer\|goblin archers]], [[Goblin bowman\|bowmen]], [[Goblin chieftain\|chieftains]], [[Goblin warlord\|warlords]], [[Goblin berserker\|berserkers]], and [[Zombie goblin\|zombie goblins]], with [[trollkin]]
	goblin shamans		[[Goblin shaman\|goblin shamans]]
	grey clay mages and soldiers		[[Grey clay mage\|grey clay mages]] and [[Grey clay soldier\|soldiers]]
	juvenile desert armadillos		[[Juvenile desert armadillo\|juvenile desert armadillos]]
	drunken pirates, both Elves and Kaldar		drunken pirates, both Elves and Kaldar
	various rogues and gypsies, the group of which bore colors from all Five Provinces, including some ice-covered men and women that witnesses swore could be from Albaria		various rogues and gypsies, the group of which bore colors from all Five [[Provinces]], including some ice-covered men and women that witnesses swore could be from [[Albaria]]
	elba Darvagers		[[Elba Darvager\|elba Darvagers]]
	hulking black barghests		[[Hulking black barghest\|hulking black barghests]]
	adult desert armadillos		[[Adult desert armadillo\|adult desert armadillos]]
	wailing women and banshees		wailing women and [[Banshee\|banshees]]
	various malformed citizens, many of which bore the crests of the known Guilds		various malformed citizens, many of which bore the crests of the known [[Guild\|Guilds]]
	brocket deer		[[Red brocket deer\|brocket deer]]
	cougars		[[Cougar\|cougars]]
	arthelun cabalists		[[Arthelun cabalist\|arthelun cabalists]]
	wir dinego		[[Wir dinego\|wir dinego]]
	snaer hafwa		[[Snaer hafwa\|snaer hafwa]]
	stark white skeletal kobolds		stark white skeletal kobolds
	wind wretches and wind hags		[[Bony wind wretch\|wind wretches]] and [[Ragged wind hag\|wind hags]]
	dwarf-like creatures		[[dwarf]]-like creatures
	black apes		[[Black ape\|black apes]]
	hideous horned black steeds		[[Hideous horned black steed\|hideous horned black steeds]]
	skorik nadhar		skorik nadhar
	sand spiders		[[Sand spider\|sand spiders]]
	umbral colossi (a second time)		umbral colossi (a second time)

	Due to the focused Precision of the attack, limited to the one block with very little roaming, a field hospital was easily maintained to the west of the fighting, and the Brave service of the Empaths there was duly noted. At the end of the brutal Onslaught, our town stood Victorious, as always.		Due to the focused Precision of the attack, limited to the one block with very little roaming, a field hospital was easily maintained to the west of the fighting, and the Brave service of the [[Empath\|Empaths]] there was duly noted. At the end of the brutal Onslaught, our town stood Victorious, as always.

	Finally, a Voice was heard: “I’ll just have to return with better, stronger monsters. You may have won these battles, but the next shall be mine!”		Finally, a Voice was heard: “I’ll just have to return with better, stronger monsters. You may have won these battles, but the next shall be mine!”

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{{FLH
|date=
|gamedate=413-07-10
|subject=
|author=Navesi
|headline='Kitchen Sink' Invader Strikes
|article=
MALICIOUS MALEFACTOR MARCHES MONSTROUS MENAGERIE

In the wee hours of the morning, citizens of the Crossing were Puzzled by the sudden Invasion of creatures of a dazzling array of Types. They were seen at Magen Road, just in front of the Crossing Empath Guild.

Puzzlement soon turned to the righteous Defense of our fair city against the Vicious and Varied attackers. After the fact, witnesses struggled to identify all the types of creatures due to the sheer number of them. I attempt here to list as many as possible, in the rough order they were reported to Appear. Due to the difficulty of the task, please allow for some Error. The Herald will also accept submissions of Corrections at any time.

The Menagerie:

skunks
mammoths
bone amalgams
tenebraelings
jackals
grass eels
inkhorne
ghoul seagulls
germish’din
umbral colossi and black zephyrs
cave trolls, zombie goblins, and rock trolls
goblin archers, bowmen, chieftains, warlords, berserkers, and zombie goblins, with trollkin
goblin shamans
grey clay mages and soldiers
juvenile desert armadillos
drunken pirates, both Elves and Kaldar
various rogues and gypsies, the group of which bore colors from all Five Provinces, including some ice-covered men and women that witnesses swore could be from Albaria
elba Darvagers
hulking black barghests
adult desert armadillos
wailing women and banshees
various malformed citizens, many of which bore the crests of the known Guilds
brocket deer
cougars
arthelun cabalists
wir dinego
snaer hafwa
stark white skeletal kobolds
wind wretches and wind hags
dwarf-like creatures
black apes
hideous horned black steeds
skorik nadhar
sand spiders
umbral colossi (a second time)

Due to the focused Precision of the attack, limited to the one block with very little roaming, a field hospital was easily maintained to the west of the fighting, and the Brave service of the Empaths there was duly noted. At the end of the brutal Onslaught, our town stood Victorious, as always.

Finally, a Voice was heard: “I’ll just have to return with better, stronger monsters. You may have won these battles, but the next shall be mine!”

Beware this Kitchen Sink Invader!

Navesi Osirit<br>
Editor, First Land Herald
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