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Edit the page to see the template text. {{VERBSJesterGoblet|drinking|goblet}} {{Cat|Templates,Verb Script Templates}} When you {{com|drink}} from..."

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Created page with "<noinclude> This is the "VERBSJesterGoblet" template to list all the messages given by objects like Item:Jester's diacan drinking goblet inlaid with a mocking moonsilver visage when you drink from them. It should be called in the following format: <pre> {{VERBSJesterGoblet|adjective|noun}} </pre> Edit the page to see the template text. {{VERBSJesterGoblet|drinking|goblet}} {{Cat|Templates,Verb Script Templates}} </noinclude><includeonly> When you {{com|drink}} from..."

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This is the "VERBSJesterGoblet" template to list all the messages given by objects like [[Item:Jester's diacan drinking goblet inlaid with a mocking moonsilver visage]] when you drink from them.

It should be called in the following format:
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{{VERBSJesterGoblet|adjective|noun}}
</pre>
Edit the page to see the template text.
{{VERBSJesterGoblet|drinking|goblet}}
{{Cat|Templates,Verb Script Templates}}
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When you {{com|drink}} from it, it yells one of the following messages:
*As you lift your {{{1}}} {{{2}}} to take a drink, the {{{2}}} begins to bleat a soft "Baaa baa baa baa baa..."
*As you lift your {{{1}}} {{{2}}} to take a drink, the {{{2}}} begins to hoot shrilly like a monkey.
*As you lift your {{{1}}} {{{2}}} to take a drink, the {{{2}}} begins to shout, "QUICK!!! Someone get pillows! Uzmam is drinking. Uzmam will soon be stumbling around like an inebriated INKHORNE! QUICK! Pillows, mattresses, piles of flea-ridden rags, she won't be particular!"
*As you lift your {{{1}}} {{{2}}} to take a drink, the {{{2}}} croons out a low "Mooooooooooooooooo..."
*As you lift your {{{1}}} {{{2}}} to take a drink, the {{{2}}} lets out a resounding *SNORT*! Quite a good impression of a hog for a goblet.
*As you lift your {{{1}}} {{{2}}} to take a drink, the {{{2}}} lets out a sound like a thunder ram in heat.
*As you take a long swig from your {{{1}}} {{{2}}}, you suddenly feel your legs double-up beneath you and next thing you know, the floor is shaking hands with your face. You hear a derisive snort from your {{{2}}} as it croons, "See! Uzmam is drunk! Can't stand up! Naw naw na naw naw! Drunkard here! Constable!!!"
*As you take a long, draught from your {{{1}}} {{{2}}}, the {{{2}}} suddenly yells out,
:"She is DRINKING!!!! Uzmam is drinking everyone! Uzmam is gonna get DRUUUUUUNK!"
*As you take a long, refreshing drink from your {{{1}}} {{{2}}}, it suddenly begins to emit a wheedling, nasal and very penetrating voice, singing, "Druuuuuuuuuunk, drunk drunk drunk, druuuuuunk..."
*As you take a long, refreshing drink from your {{{1}}} {{{2}}}, the {{{2}}} suddenly begins to sing in a nasal, penetrating voice,
::"Ooooooohhhhh, roses are red, ah cha cha,
::And you know those violets, they aaaaare so blue, so blue,
::Oh momma, you know Uzmam is a drunk, ah cha cha,
::Yes, one of the soused, the stumbling, the few! Yiiee yii yii!"
*As you tip your {{{1}}} {{{2}}} up for a drink, the vessel suddenly erupts into a cacophony of barnyard screeches, squawks, hoots and whinies!
*While calmly drinking from your {{{1}}} {{{2}}}, the danged thing suddenly blurts out a loud "PPppPbPbPbbpbpbtttt!", causing you to dribble liquid down your chin in surprise.
*You take a nice long drink from your {{{1}}} {{{2}}}.
*Your {{{1}}} {{{2}}} bursts into a loud wolf-whistle as you tip it up to take a drink from it.
*Your {{{1}}} {{{2}}} makes a series of rude gurgling noises as you try to innocently take a drink from its contents.
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