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ONEMIC11: /* Qapers of The Qij */

2026-04-20T20:07:36Z

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	[General] You hear your mental voice echo, "Well slow down a bit!"		[General] You hear your mental voice echo, "Well slow down a bit!"
			----Souv says to you in an Ilithian accent, "I said hail first."

			You get a sheet of pale lilac paper layered beneath fine vellum from inside your wooden case.

			You apply the quill to the paper and write: a Good Guy.

			Barely able to contain your pride at your work, you sign your name at the corner.

			You offer your lilac paper to Souv, who has 30 seconds to accept the offer. Type CANCEL to prematurely cancel the offer.
	----You quietly ask Potpot, "Wanna be best friends?"		----You quietly ask Potpot, "Wanna be best friends?"

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	You quietly say to yourself, "Unlike some people..."		You quietly say to yourself, "Unlike some people..."
			----You apply the quill to the paper and write: An arm wrestling table sporting a prydaen-shaped indentation.

			Barely able to contain your pride at your work, you sign your name at the corner.

			Aemaranth winks at Zersha.

			Jaelia says to Morress, "Not the arm, but the person it was attached to probably made some sounds."

			You offer your grey paper to Allye, who has 30 seconds to accept the offer. Type CANCEL to prematurely cancel the offer.
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	You whisper to Leilanie, "for Couri"		You whisper to Leilanie, "for Couri"
			----[General] You hear your mental voice echo, "Selling a tiny electrum nugget. Now what this little guy lacks in size, he makes up for in nugget. 5 platinums."

			[General] Your mind hears Harsh thinking, "I bid 10"

			[General] Your mind hears Bulvine thinking, "quiet you two... or everyone will understand just how valuable it is to sit next to Harsh poppin boxes"

			[General] You hear your mental voice echo, "I see your 10 and raise you a note I found tacked to Bulvine's ex-girlfriends pantry door. Nothing scandalous. Just a list of all the reasons Bulvine would not be an appropriate partner for a 3-legged race."

			[General] You hear your mental voice echo, "And she writes...."

			[General] Your mind hears Bulvine thinking, "that was ment to be private"

			[General] You hear your mental voice echo, "1. Actually quite quick 2. Maneuverable, dextrous 3. Impressive handling of oncoming roots and other obstacles 4. Constantly having to dodge errant fire from his enemies 5. Would not make a great Father due to the constant errant fire from his enemies."

			[General] You hear your mental voice echo, "Her words. Not mine."

			[General] Your mind hears Anino thinking, "Sounds like Bulvine is in it for the long run but she is not."

			[General] You hear your mental voice echo, "His fortitude is quite impressive, in my opinion. And always been a pleasure to be around from my perspective. But then again, I'm not the one that missed the qualifiers for the Qlympics by 1/3rd of a donutlength."

			[General] You hear your mental voice echo, "I didn't do much better, but I was GranQij'd in."
	----You apply the quill to the paper and write: You see a smoky tavern scene, two brigands standing over a terrified ale-drinker as onlookers avert their eyes. Off to the side, a cloaked figure rises slowly and mutters, "Looks like a Dangerous job..." In a flash, he spins with dramatic flair and draws forth a flamingo yes, a flamingo somehow both radiant and horrifying. "Danger is my middle name," he declares as the tavern girls at the bar gasp, "Snugglepants is here!" You flip the page to find the aftermath: blood everywhere, the flamingo missing, and Danger crumpled in a chair looking like someone folded his laundry with him in it. The brigands are long gone taking the flamingo with them.		----You apply the quill to the paper and write: You see a smoky tavern scene, two brigands standing over a terrified ale-drinker as onlookers avert their eyes. Off to the side, a cloaked figure rises slowly and mutters, "Looks like a Dangerous job..." In a flash, he spins with dramatic flair and draws forth a flamingo yes, a flamingo somehow both radiant and horrifying. "Danger is my middle name," he declares as the tavern girls at the bar gasp, "Snugglepants is here!" You flip the page to find the aftermath: blood everywhere, the flamingo missing, and Danger crumpled in a chair looking like someone folded his laundry with him in it. The brigands are long gone taking the flamingo with them.

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 You quietly say to Darkgaze, "He's hysterical."
 ----You quietly exclaim, "No, no, no I don't burglarize.  I go in and rearrange some items though...less of an elf on a shelf.  Like a Gnome in a Home!"
 ----[General] You hear your mental voice echo, "The Great and also Dumb Uritel has been missing for some time, and was last seen Old and Dumb.  After much time not bothering searching, he has been pronounced dead.  Services will be 5 fortnights from the second andu of the acrimonious snail. When the bell strikes 9 Elven Ladies.  Be there."

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	Charrack goes out.		Charrack goes out.
			----The paper reads: Bandage in one hand, broadsword in the other, a bloodthirsty Healer faces off against an undead horde. A confused pile of severed limbs, and a lonely puddle of blood look on, unsure how this strange new world will unfold....

			Along the bottom of the paper, you notice, Author: Qij

			You close a little powdery blue lunchbox painted with the portrait of a Gnome.

			(A gift for Sheearyn's 100th circle party)
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	You apply the quill to the paper and write: A hectic scene as a Gnomish Empath returns home from work one day to find his beautiful Halfling Wife linked to another man. As he storms out, he attempts to flip the table but finds it's too heavy to achieve the dramatic effect he hopes. He slowly tips it over as they silently watch him struggle. The napkin holder falls to the ground, unspilled. He picks up the napkins and throws them everywhere. One sticks in his beard and he fiercely struggles to remove it in a fit of rage. Finally, he grabs a macaroni and cheese tart, throwing it against the wall and it splatters back onto his foot. He turns to leave and slips on the fresh macaroni, falling down the stairs of his now broken home in disgrace and shame. His Wife turns to her student and says "I genuinely have no clue who that was."<br />		You apply the quill to the paper and write: A hectic scene as a Gnomish Empath returns home from work one day to find his beautiful Halfling Wife linked to another man. As he storms out, he attempts to flip the table but finds it's too heavy to achieve the dramatic effect he hopes. He slowly tips it over as they silently watch him struggle. The napkin holder falls to the ground, unspilled. He picks up the napkins and throws them everywhere. One sticks in his beard and he fiercely struggles to remove it in a fit of rage. Finally, he grabs a macaroni and cheese tart, throwing it against the wall and it splatters back onto his foot. He turns to leave and slips on the fresh macaroni, falling down the stairs of his now broken home in disgrace and shame. His Wife turns to her student and says "I genuinely have no clue who that was."<br />

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 Barely able to contain your pride at your work, you sign your name at the corner.<br/>
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-You say, "And that's for you Mister Vaddon."<br/>
+You say, "And that's for you Mister Vaddon."
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 You apply the quill to the paper and write: A gossamer-draped Vigil Keeper standing quiet guard over the memories of the many.<br/>

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	You say, "We will get to the bottom of it."		You say, "We will get to the bottom of it."

			You apply the quill to the paper and write: A new pal laying unconscious, armless, surrounded by blood, hacked flesh, and all the trappings of new friendship. His newfound Gnomish friend grabs the wrong arm in an attempt to help him to his feet.

			Barely able to contain your pride at your work, you sign your name at the corner.

			You offer your sky-blue paper to Esent, who has 30 seconds to accept the offer. Type CANCEL to prematurely cancel the offer.
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	You whisper to Annieka, "HE IS INVISIBLE"<br/>		You whisper to Annieka, "HE IS INVISIBLE"<br/>

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 You wink at Wirks.<br/>
 You patter out.<br/>
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 You whisper to Annieka, "HE IS INVISIBLE"<br/>

ONEMIC11: /* Qapers of The Qij */

2026-03-04T19:47:43Z

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	You say, "Nice try Didi."		You say, "Nice try Didi."
			----[General] Your mind hears Zehira thinking, "what is ending? Is someone dead?"

			[General] Your mind hears Taenara thinking, "No one is dead, down girl"

			[General] Your mind hears Zehira thinking, "mmm well if not a life then what is ending"

			[General] Your mind hears Ellywen thinking, "No one is dead... yet."

			[General] Your mind hears Taenara thinking, "Fair point, Elly."

			[General] Your mind hears Zehira thinking, "Yet, being the word of the day there...especially speaking to me as if I'm a dog that needs to be told to get down"

			[General] You hear your mental voice echo, "The word of the day is exzablerate. Taking words intentionally offensive, often dramatically so and with great inflation of their meaning, in the hopes of staving off the gaping maw of eternal existential sadness with a quick distraction. Use it in a mission sta-I mean a sentence."

			<nowiki>***</nowiki> You just received 1 PIRP point. Way to go! ***

			Type RPA to get more information on the PIRP system.

			[General] Your mind hears Kzin thinking, "Would my Harsh conversation count in there somewhere, Qij? Because that didn't go over very well."

			[General] You hear your mental voice echo, "Well that's an excellent question. Allow me to exzablerate at your expense. What do you mean COUNT?!? Count like 1, 2, 3? Are you saying I can't math? Are you calling me incompliment?!?"

			[General] Your mind hears Kzin thinking, "You owe me a new coffee, Qij, because it has now been sprayed on everything around me. I nearly choked."

			[General] You hear your mental voice echo, "on my way."

			<nowiki>***</nowiki> You just received 1 PIRP point. Way to go! ***

			Type RPA to get more information on the PIRP system.

			[General] Your mind hears Zithri thinking, "Get a room."

			[General] You hear your mental voice echo, "Yes, Kzin let's meet at the children's hospital. Zithri has a restraining order there ever since that roadkill incident with the unsolicited "make your own jack-o-lantern" thing. Who could have imagined that wouldn't go well...."

			[General] Your mind hears Kzin thinking, "I thought hollows eve was a time for scary screaming and whatnot?"

			[General] You hear your mental voice echo, "Yea, who knew "Jack" had so many meanings cross-culture."

			[General] Your mind hears Kzin thinking, "I guess Jack wasn't nimble or quick enough."

			[General] You hear your mental voice echo, "It was impressive that every single injury rhymed with fall-themed latte flavors, though."

			[General] Your mind hears Kzin thinking, "Pumpkin spice noggin slice?"

			[General] You hear your mental voice echo, "Visionary."
	----[General] Your mind hears Zithri thinking, "Oddly quiet this mornin'... folks must be still reelin' from the drakes and Heralds, hm? If you need mental health support and a friend, I am willin' to offer my handsome Elf services. Feel free to reach out privately if in need of a friend."		----[General] Your mind hears Zithri thinking, "Oddly quiet this mornin'... folks must be still reelin' from the drakes and Heralds, hm? If you need mental health support and a friend, I am willin' to offer my handsome Elf services. Feel free to reach out privately if in need of a friend."

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	You whisper quietly to yourself.		You whisper quietly to yourself.
			----* Dioe was just struck down!

			>look death card

			The spirit holds a measuring tape as it eyes a fallen adventurer at its feet.

			Within it, you read the following inscription:

			I hear you're "coffin"

			Get well soon.

			The death spirit card has not been signed.


			You scribble your signature on death spirit card.

			You summon a carrier pigeon to deliver your death spirit card to Dioe.


			[Personal] Your mind hears Dioe thinking, "<to you>" "Witty, but be careful, mate, or ye may find yourself unwell soon."

			>look rac card

			The raccoon is depicted in a forest setting, surrounded by snow-laden pine trees. It rears up on its hind legs, its tail curled around its feet, holding out a single Hodierna's Blush rose.

			Within it, you read the following inscription:

			Roses are red,

			And all too soon faded,

			But my love for you,

			Will never be jaded.

			The raccoon card has not been signed.


			You scribble your signature on raccoon card.


			You summon a carrier pigeon to deliver your raccoon card to Dioe.


			You giggle.
	----[General] Your mind hears Nulak thinking, "sneaky snakeys sneakin snips"		----[General] Your mind hears Nulak thinking, "sneaky snakeys sneakin snips"