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{{Item
|look=This is a Bardic scroll, enscribed with the non-magical Bard song "Itharr's Song". It must be studied to be used. If it is being read by another, no one but that person can study it.
|noun=scroll
|type=bard style
|weight=5
|appcost=1,000
|sourcetype=sold by
|source=Barley Bulrush's Bardic Ballads
|cost=1,000 Kronars
}}
=Song=
You begin to sing "Itharr's Song", by Joy Chanticleer.

: "It was a last minute invitation
: I didn't know what Rock Trolls were.
: So when Itharr told me that I'd have a good time,
: Well of course -- I said 'Sure'!"

: "At first I was careful and cautious (really!)
: But then he was hit -- now he's stunned, (oops!)
: So I decided it's up to me to save his hide --
: Omigawd ... what have I done?"

: "What was I thinking?
: How can this be?
: It just tossed a rock that I think may be bigger'n me!"

: "What was I thinking?
: Which way is home?
: Do you think my goddess is looking, cause I'm on the ground."

: "Well you all know I'm somewhat impulsive,
: And sometimes I am slow to learn.
: So when Itharr told me Wind Hounds weren't too hard,
: Well, the hunt I'd not spurn!"

: "As always I held back and was prudent (sure)
: A model of valor and might. (uh huh)
: But I never did pass kindergarten
: And I can't tell my left from my right!"

: "What was I thinking?
: Who is this guy
: With lightning around him, hitting me -- I'm going to die."

: "What was I thinking?
: (You can't hit with your shield?!)
: Do you think I can convince this guy that he ought to yield?"

: You smile ruefully, saying, "Let me assure you, this is NOT the recommended way to try to deal with a faenrae reaver!"

: "Oh Hodierna, my favorite deity,
: We've got to stop meeting like this.
: You see Itharr told me that I'd like crocodiles,
: And, well, my brain...I've never missed!"

: "We went in and I saw these big lizards, (Wheee!)
: And I figured I could handle them. (honest)
: So there I was, swinging my ol' battle axe
: When the croc shed a tear, and then...blam!"

: "What was I thinking?
: Can I try that again?
: I'm sure that someone's done dumber things, I just don't know when."

: "What was I thinking?
: Ack, I'm starting to leak?
: It's dreadfully messy inside me, I don't wanna peek."

: "I'd never seen a Beisswurm
: Nor a Cave Bear, so Itharr took me.
: But somehow I fell over when I swung my sword
: A dread monster -- called 'Fatigue'!"

: "So I looked into my backpack and I found
: Six chests, one trunk, four coffers, that's it.
: Well, unless you count that suit of chainmail --
: Tell me where I got all of this...stuff?"

: "What was I thinking?
: What was I, blind?
: When I picked all this up I must have been out of my mind."

: "What was I thinking?
: Where'd I get this junk?
: I have never...hardly ever...right now, I'm not drunk!"

You dissolve into giggling, ending the song.

{{Cat|Song Scrolls}}

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CARAAMON at 03:06, 29 August 2013