April Fool's Day - Revision history

ISHARON: Redirected page to April Fools' Day

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ISHARON: /* Appraisal */

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Appraisal

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ISHARON at 16:59, 1 April 2010

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	==2010==		==2010==

	April Fool's was more subdued in 2010 than it was in previous years. Simutronics recycled the funny appraisal messages from 2009 and the death messages from ~~2007~~ and ~~2008~~. Caravans had unusual appearances.		April Fool's was more subdued in 2010 than it was in previous years. Simutronics recycled the funny appraisal messages from 2009 and the death messages from 2008 and 2009. Caravans had unusual appearances.

	==2009==		==2009==
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	===Arrivals and Departures===		===Arrivals and Departures===

	There were different arrival, departure, and death messages.		There were different arrival, departure, and death messages. (See 2008 for the death messages.)

	'''Arrival'''		'''Arrival'''

ISHARON at 16:57, 1 April 2010

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	==2010==		==2010==

	April Fool's was more subdued in 2010 than it was in previous years. Simutronics recycled the funny appraisal messages from 2009 and the death messages from 2007 and 2008. ~~The~~ ~~strange~~ ~~caravan~~ ~~animals also made a second appearance~~.		April Fool's was more subdued in 2010 than it was in previous years. Simutronics recycled the funny appraisal messages from 2009 and the death messages from 2007 and 2008. Caravans had unusual appearances.

	==2009==		==2009==

ISHARON at 16:56, 1 April 2010

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	\|align=left\|insane\|\|insane		\|align=left\|insane\|\|insane
	\|}		\|}

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	===Arrivals and Departures===		===Arrivals and Departures===
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	* Name was carried home by a mighty dragon!		* Name was carried home by a mighty dragon!
	* Name was just rippled out of the adventure!		* Name was just rippled out of the adventure!

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	===Profiles===		===Profiles===
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	\|align=left\|Open\|\|Kill me now please!		\|align=left\|Open\|\|Kill me now please!
	\|}		\|}

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	===Other Jokes===		===Other Jokes===
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	As in 2008, you could see the "Fourth Wall" if you observed the sky.		As in 2008, you could see the "Fourth Wall" if you observed the sky.

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	==2008==		==2008==
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	\|clear\|\|mind lock		\|clear\|\|mind lock
	\|}		\|}

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	===Deaths===		===Deaths===
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	When observing the heavens, characters would see the "fourth wall." (The concept of the "fourth wall" originated in theater but now applies to the imaginary boundary between any fictional setting and its audience.)		When observing the heavens, characters would see the "fourth wall." (The concept of the "fourth wall" originated in theater but now applies to the imaginary boundary between any fictional setting and its audience.)

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	==2007==		==2007==
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	System Announcement: We are aware of the bug with {{ilink\|i\|Wayerd Pyramid}}s. Yes, they are carnivorous. Please use at own risk, we will not be replacing any hands due to this bug.<br>		System Announcement: We are aware of the bug with {{ilink\|i\|Wayerd Pyramid}}s. Yes, they are carnivorous. Please use at own risk, we will not be replacing any hands due to this bug.<br>

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	===Other Jokes===		===Other Jokes===
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	{name} hops comically around on one foot chanting, "Ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch!"<br>		{name} hops comically around on one foot chanting, "Ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch!"<br>
	<br>		<br>

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	==2006==		==2006==
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	Reports will be 1 plat per.		Reports will be 1 plat per.

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	==2003==		==2003==

ISHARON: /* System Announcements */

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System Announcements

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	System Announcement: As of now, the "[[Real Gems]]" program has been discontinued, to be replaced by the "Real Hens" program. Players finding a chicken in the game will be sent an actual pullet via the U.S. Postal System. Please be sure your mailing address is up to date to prevent misrouted poultry. No P.O. boxes, please.<br>		System Announcement: As of now, the "[[Real Gems]]" program has been discontinued, to be replaced by the "Real Hens" program. Players finding a chicken in the game will be sent an actual pullet via the U.S. Postal System. Please be sure your mailing address is up to date to prevent misrouted poultry. No P.O. boxes, please.<br>
	<br>		<br>
	System Announcement: As our gift to you, the players, items deposited in a trash receptacle will be placed into a random player's inventory. Please do not assist to thank us if you are suddenly overburdened with 400 globs of blocil pulp.<br>		System Announcement: As our gift to you, the players, items deposited in a trash receptacle will be placed into a random player's inventory. Please do not assist to thank us if you are suddenly overburdened with 400 globs of [[Herbs\|blocil pulp]].<br>
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	System Announcement: As part of magic changes, all three [[moons]] are being rolled into one "Moon 2.0." and will be rainbow-colored. A 400-page users' guide will be posted shortly<br>		System Announcement: As part of magic changes, all three [[moons]] are being rolled into one "Moon 2.0." and will be rainbow-colored. A 400-page users' guide will be posted shortly<br>
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	System Announcement: For [[Barbarian]] purposes, the definition of "magic" has been expanded to include the mysteries of "I've got your nose" and "counting past ten." Enjoy!<br>		System Announcement: For [[Barbarian]] purposes, the definition of "magic" has been expanded to include the mysteries of "I've got your nose" and "counting past ten." Enjoy!<br>
	<br>		<br>
	System Announcement: [[~~Gmome~~\|Gnomish]] [[Bard\|bards]] may now electrify their musical instruments. They may incur a 10% chance of electrocution. In related news, players with broomsticks can now use them to bang on the ceiling and complain of excessive noise.<br>		System Announcement: [[Gnome\|Gnomish]] [[Bard\|bards]] may now electrify their musical instruments. They may incur a 10% chance of electrocution. In related news, players with broomsticks can now use them to bang on the ceiling and complain of excessive noise.<br>
	<br>		<br>
	System Announcement: If you are assisting as to the location of outhouses, please cancel your assist. You should have thought of that before we left home.<br>		System Announcement: If you are assisting as to the location of outhouses, please cancel your assist. You should have thought of that before we left home.<br>

ISHARON at 16:54, 1 April 2010

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Maintenance script at 20:19, 6 December 2009

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	Reports will be 1 plat per.		Reports will be 1 plat per.

			=2003=

			==System Announcements==

			A shimmering moongate flares into existence before you! A ragged-looking Dwarf steps through and says, "Right this way to Province 5!" He grunts once and steps back through the moongate. Just as you move towards the moongate, it collapses into nothingness.

ISHARON: /* 2006 */

2009-02-06T20:05:25Z

2006

ISHARON: /* 2006 */

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2006

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	Two Elotheans walk past and you overhear one say, "Did you know babies are born without kneecaps?" The fact is so overwhelming that the more you think about it...<br>		Two Elotheans walk past and you overhear one say, "Did you know babies are born without kneecaps?" The fact is so overwhelming that the more you think about it...<br>
	<br>		<br>
	:You are stunned!~~<br>~~		:You are stunned!
	<br>		<br>
	:System Announcement: That's true, by the way.~~<br>~~		:System Announcement: That's true, by the way.
	<br>		<br>
	:System Announcement: No, it wasn't a joke. Babies don't have kneecaps. Look it up. :You can tell your mom you actually learned something in DR today.~~<br>~~		:System Announcement: No, it wasn't a joke. Babies don't have kneecaps. Look it up. :You can tell your mom you actually learned something in DR today.
	<br>		<br>
	System Announcement: Other than "a cool new medium blunt combo ZOMG!"~~<br>~~		:System Announcement: Other than "a cool new medium blunt combo ZOMG!"
	<br>		<br>
	System Announcement: Everyone check WHO...<br>		System Announcement: Everyone check WHO...<br>
	<br>		<br>
	:Your death cry echoes in your brain as it quickly dawns on you that you have just died! Already, you feel the tug of eternity upon your spirit and you struggle to remain tied to this world.?~~<br>~~		:Your death cry echoes in your brain as it quickly dawns on you that you have just died! Already, you feel the tug of eternity upon your spirit and you struggle to remain tied to this world.?
	<br>		<br>
	System Announcement: Now check...<br>		System Announcement: Now check...<br>
	<br>		<br>
	:You are stunned! >! You are unconscious! lodges savagely in you! advances to melee on you! You are still stunned!~~<br>~~		:You are stunned! >! You are unconscious! lodges savagely in you! advances to melee on you! You are still stunned!
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	System Announcement: Ah well...I'll try it later tonight. ;)<br>		System Announcement: Ah well...I'll try it later tonight. ;)<br>
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	System Announcement: As a public service, we have taken aways Solomon's access to Samatak for the remainder of the evening.<br>		System Announcement: As a public service, we have taken aways Solomon's access to Samatak for the remainder of the evening.<br>
	<br>		<br>
	:System Announcement: That still leaves the rest of us to party, however. Muahahahaha!~~<br>~~		:System Announcement: That still leaves the rest of us to party, however. Muahahahaha!
	<br>		<br>
	:Unfortunately that means he still gets it back later on. I don't think we can apologize enough.~~<br>~~		:Unfortunately that means he still gets it back later on. I don't think we can apologize enough.
	<br>		<br>
	System Announcement: * Connection to the game has been lost. Oh wait. There it is. Sorry.<br>		System Announcement: * Connection to the game has been lost. Oh wait. There it is. Sorry.<br>

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	Two Elotheans walk past and you overhear one say, "Did you know babies are born without kneecaps?" The fact is so overwhelming that the more you think about it...<br>		Two Elotheans walk past and you overhear one say, "Did you know babies are born without kneecaps?" The fact is so overwhelming that the more you think about it...<br>
	<br>		<br>
	You are stunned!<br>		:You are stunned!<br>
	<br>		<br>
	System Announcement: That's true, by the way.<br>		:System Announcement: That's true, by the way.<br>
	<br>		<br>
	System Announcement: No, it wasn't a joke. Babies don't have kneecaps. Look it up. You can tell your mom you actually learned something in DR today.<br>		:System Announcement: No, it wasn't a joke. Babies don't have kneecaps. Look it up. :You can tell your mom you actually learned something in DR today.<br>
	<br>		<br>
	System Announcement: Other than "a cool new medium blunt combo ZOMG!"<br>		System Announcement: Other than "a cool new medium blunt combo ZOMG!"<br>
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	System Announcement: Everyone check WHO...<br>		System Announcement: Everyone check WHO...<br>
	<br>		<br>
	Your death cry echoes in your brain as it quickly dawns on you that you have just died! Already, you feel the tug of eternity upon your spirit and you struggle to remain tied to this world.?<br>		:Your death cry echoes in your brain as it quickly dawns on you that you have just died! Already, you feel the tug of eternity upon your spirit and you struggle to remain tied to this world.?<br>
	<br>		<br>
	System Announcement: Now check...<br>		System Announcement: Now check...<br>
	<br>		<br>
	You are stunned! >! You are unconscious! lodges savagely in you! advances to melee on you! You are still stunned!<br>		:You are stunned! >! You are unconscious! lodges savagely in you! advances to melee on you! You are still stunned!<br>
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	System Announcement: Ah well...I'll try it later tonight. ;)<br>		System Announcement: Ah well...I'll try it later tonight. ;)<br>
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	System Announcement: As a public service, we have taken aways Solomon's access to Samatak for the remainder of the evening.<br>		System Announcement: As a public service, we have taken aways Solomon's access to Samatak for the remainder of the evening.<br>
	<br>		<br>
	System Announcement: That still leaves the rest of us to party, however. Muahahahaha!<br>		:System Announcement: That still leaves the rest of us to party, however. Muahahahaha!<br>
	<br>		<br>
	Unfortunately that means he still gets it back later on. I don't think we can apologize enough.<br>		:Unfortunately that means he still gets it back later on. I don't think we can apologize enough.<br>
	<br>		<br>
	System Announcement: * Connection to the game has been lost. Oh wait. There it is. Sorry.<br>		System Announcement: * Connection to the game has been lost. Oh wait. There it is. Sorry.<br>
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	Because of rising inflation in the economy you will now be charged a 1 silver per circle fee for every room you enter. You must have the cash on hand.<br>		Because of rising inflation in the economy you will now be charged a 1 silver per circle fee for every room you enter. You must have the cash on hand.<br>
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	1 silver has been deducted from your pockets.<br>		:1 silver has been deducted from your pockets.<br>
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	Reports will be 1 plat per.		Reports will be 1 plat per.