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Musparan Society of Misfit Mummers presents<br />
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~*~ LOVE ABRIDGED: A THERENGIAN PARROTY ~*~<br />
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CAST OF CHARACTERS<br />
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Eskerith as the Narrator ~ Responsible for keeping the plot moving forward, provided the rest of the cast actually sticks to the script.<br />
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Stelling as the Court Advisor ~ An overworked official who survives on bourbon and bureaucratic spite.<br />
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Kiashandra as the Page ~ A cynical court errand-runner who thinks everyone is out of their mind.<br />
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Zersha as the Lady of the Sands ~ A Velakan Sand Elf who is deeply aggrieved by Baronial taxes, especially after being locked out of Telomin Hall in the rain while holding a plate of courtesy cupcakes. Armed with Caress of the Sun and zero patience.<br />
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Senthic as Dumfre ~ Gnome Twin #1. Easily distracted, completely incapable of staying in character, and directly responsible for ruining things with his greasy ham hands.<br />
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Cote as Deevre ~ Gnome Twin #2. The "serious" brother. Spends the entire performance attempting damage control, reining in Dumfre, and trying not to break the fourth wall while everything crumbles around him.<br />
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Shaylynne as the Mime ~ Intermission Entertainment. Trying their absolute best, though their performance is constantly undermined by a pesky parrot.<br />
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Cherisse as Xanto ~ A mysterious Necromancer and vital segue to the upcoming sequel keep an eye on this one.<br />
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Sit back, relax, and enjoy seven scenes of ridiculous satire and one intermission.<br />
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We would like to thank the generous donors from our silent auction. They helped make this production possible, especially Anino's Rainbow Retail for contributing more than fifty percent of the funds raised!<br />
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[Heketha Theater, Twilight Stage] <br />
The curved lip of the wood-grain floor flares out into the darkened theater. A band of stamped platinum and gold has been inlaid into the rim. Curtains dyed a dark indigo fall as a backdrop behind the stage itself. Thousands of small, sparkling flecks wink from their thick velvet folds. <br />
<br />
Shaylynne recites:<br />
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"Hello and welcome to the Heketha Theater, the home of the Misfit Mummers! We are honored to host here in Muspar'i, also known as the Jewel of the Desert, and showcase the arts and culture of this beautiful city."<br />
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"May it shine a little brighter, and at least for tonight, encourage you to laugh a little louder."<br />
<br />
"Many of you might remember how the old rope bridge was replaced across the ravine between Mistwood Forest and Therenborough."<br />
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"Beside the hard labor, stolen blueprints, and that famous final tainted brick, there were friendships forged and follies that inspired us to write about the events that transpired during its construction."<br />
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"As a comedy written based on the true story, we did ask permission to use the likeness of notable characters in the script. We can solemnly swear that no Therengians - or parrots - were harmed in the making of this production."<br />
<br />
"Without further ado, from my fond and fuzzy recollections, twisted sense of humor, and bottom of my playwright's heart, I present to you the Musparan Society of Misfit Mummers and Love Abridged: A Therengian Parroty."<br />
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Shaylynne pulls a bustling village backdrop with images of merchants selling various items out of a hidden chest.<br />
<br />
(Shaylynne disappears behind a gap in the curtains, pulling them closed behind her.)<br />
<br />
The rushing sound of unanimous applause rises in volume. Glancing over the audience members, you notice Trajan, Lasciel, Ahneya, Nilme and Crobin are applauding and cheering.<br />
<br />
A voice from the shadows recites:<br />
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"With a creak of ropes and pulleys, the curtains slowly pull apart, unveiling the first scene. Thunderous timpani drums rumble from the orchestra pit, flickering sconces mimic flashes of lightning, and the sound and smell of pouring rain permeate the air from somewhere nearby."<br />
<br />
The rushing sound of unanimous applause lowers in volume. Glancing over the audience members, you notice Saoirsi and Tweedee are applauding and cheering.<br />
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(Zersha walks out onto a faux cobbled quad with city buildings as the backdrop. On her way across she passes a young man sitting at the edge of a fountain, penning what may be a love letter if one were to judge by the wistful look on his face.)<br />
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Zersha smiles knowingly.<br />
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Zersha says in a Velakan accent, "Love is forever, they say. Forever a disappointment, I say."<br />
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(Zersha tosses a coin into the basin. With a *plunk* it splashes water onto the boy's paper. He looks up and opens his mouth in protest, but the Lady's demeanor convinces him otherwise. He shuffles off towards the wings, damp parchment in hand.)<br />
<br />
(Zersha smirks, then scowls, her amusement with the lovestruck fool cut short by a sudden crack of thunder. She looks up, clearly displeased.)<br />
<br />
Zersha sighs.<br />
<br />
Zersha says in a Velakan accent, "A Sand Elf roaming in the rain, this meeting better be worth it."<br />
<br />
(Zersha draws up the hood of her cloak. The youth nearby picks up his pace to prevent his letter from getting any wetter, and disappears behind the curtains. Water begins to shower from above, casting visible droplets across the dry floor of the stage. The Velakan Bardess invokes a few harmonious chords from a familiar melody, and basks in the aura of a warm, dry air that envelopes her.)<br />
<br />
Zersha says in a Velakan accent, "Sweet relief."<br />
<br />
(Zersha stops at one of the buildings on set and knocks three times, rhythmically, of course.)<br />
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You hear a voice exclaim, "Come in! The meeting's about to start!"<br />
<br />
(Zersha twists the doorknob. Suddenly, a tall guard appears, seemingly out of nowhere. She recoils and eyes him with disdain, her enchante coming to an abrupt end.)<br />
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Zersha annoyedly says in a Velakan accent, "There is a sizable brute blocking me, like it's his job or something."<br />
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You hear a matter-of-fact voice ask, "That's because it is his job. Are you a citizen?"<br />
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Zersha exclaims in a Velakan accent, "I paid my taxes to Therengaria, and on time, too!"<br />
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You hear a voice say, "Simply show him your papers."<br />
<br />
(Zersha shows a passport to the burly guard, who shakes his head and only further reinforces his position in front of the entryway.)<br />
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Zersha says in a Velakan accent, "I am under the impression he is not impressed."<br />
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You hear a voice ask, "Are you are a criminal... or something worse?"<br />
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Zersha impatiently says in a Velakan accent, "No, I am unwanted, nothing worse, and feel more so if you don't let me in. Also, it is raining, and I brought cupcakes. If the icing melts, they will just be a pile of messy muffins."<br />
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You hear a voice ask, "Well, what kind of identification did you show him?"<br />
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Zersha proudly asks in a Velakan accent, "My Velakan one, what else would a Sand Elf present?"<br />
<br />
You hear a snide voice say, "Oh, you won't be allowed into Telomin Hall. Therengian Citizens only."<br />
<br />
(Zersha, with a slight head tilt and flip of the hair, sweeps her bangs away from the front of her face.)<br />
<br />
Zersha curiously asks in a Velakan accent, "Why do my taxes end up in the Baron's coffers, if I cannot even enjoy the citizen spoils within his city walls?"<br />
<br />
You hear an arrogant voice say, "I'm sorry, I can ask His Grace but Musparan city taxes are probably allocated differently than the Therenborough ones --- an unfortunate consequence of being sovereign, perhaps. I wouldn't know, I work for the Court, not the Treasury."<br />
<br />
(Zersha once again flips her hair to the side emphatically, tucking a stray lock behind her left ear.)<br />
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Zersha irritably asks in a Velakan accent, "Sir, I came all this way, do you have a manager I can speak with?"<br />
<br />
(Zersha is met by a faint mumble which sounded like someone said "I am the manager." followed by a long moment of awkward silence.)<br />
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<br />
You hear a distant voice say, "Alright, folks, let's get this meeting started. About that bridge..."<br />
<br />
(Zersha retrieves some thin lemon-shaped wafer cookies wrapped in translucent wax paper from within her basket of sweets. She slides them beneath the door with a calling card.)<br />
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Zersha mischievously exclaims in a Velakan accent, "A snack, then. Special recipe. I hope that wasn't one of the... poison ones. That would be unfortunate. Oh well, can't take it back now!"<br />
<br />
Zersha laughs with delight, her eyes full of merriment.<br />
<br />
(Zersha spins on one heel and saunters off stage. The rain sounds stop, and the curtains slide together, allowing a brief glimpse of stagehands crossing the set with mops.)<br />
<br />
Shaylynne appears to stuff a bustling village backdrop with images of merchants selling various items back in the chest.<br />
<br />
A voice from the shadows recites:<br />
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"The curtains open, revealing the interior of the meeting room from the previous scene."<br />
<br />
Stelling smiles from a comfortable chair and beckons a nearby servant to come forward.<br />
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Stelling says, "I shall try some of that new wine that was delivered earlier today."<br />
<br />
(Stelling settles back into his seat. The man pours some pale golden liquid from a carafe into a long-stemmed glass. Handing it to the Advisor with a "Here you are, Sir." and a brief bow, he stiffly returns to his station near the far wall.)<br />
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From the seating area you hear Lasciel yell, "Stellllling!!!"<br />
<br />
(Stelling tilts the glass from side-to-side, and sniffs at the mouth of the glass prior to drinking any.)<br />
<br />
From the seating area you hear Crobin yell, "Go Stelling"<br />
<br />
Stelling holds his hand up before his mouth and begins to cough, his shoulders shaking. Hope it's not contagious!<br />
<br />
Stelling gulps.<br />
<br />
Stelling says, "Oh, my, that is a bit tart isn't it?" He waves the waiter back over. "Do we have any of that sherry from House Trigomas? No? Fetch me some whisky from my own private reserve. I'll take it neat."<br />
<br />
(Stelling places the barely touched wine on a nearby table. When the servant returns with a generously filled tumbler, the Advisor savors a leisurely sip of the dark amber bourbon.)<br />
<br />
Stelling says, "Ahh, much better. Note to self, the wine in small doses and this in small batches. Now, where were we? Oh, right, the bridge."<br />
<br />
Stelling says, "As you all know, funds and materials have been acquired for the structure across the chasm which will be, thankfully, replacing that precarious rope bridge. This should provide safer passage between here and Rossman's Landing, with less bottlenecking and milling about the edges of our forests, where danger lurks nearby."<br />
<br />
Stelling asks, "That said, do we have any petitions?"<br />
<br />
Stelling smiles and glances about the meeting room. The sound of crickets begin to chirp around the stage, reverberate around the theater, then just as quickly, they stop.<br />
<br />
Stelling says, "Good! Less paperwork for me. You would all be glad to know we did finally receive a report from the local health inspector confirming the coffee shop was not, in fact, cutting costs by using the moat water."<br />
<br />
(Stelling's voice gets quieter and quieter until his words are but a mumble, and the curtain draws closed.)<br />
<br />
A voice from the shadows recites:<br />
<br />
"The curtains part, and the stage is empty. It is the same meeting room, but everything is adjourned and abandoned save for some unfurled blueprints spread out upon a table."<br />
<br />
A voice from the shadows recites:<br />
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"Oh wait, there are two Gnomes in the corner by the buffet. How did I miss them?"<br />
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Senthic loudly says, "Yeah, how did you miss us? Psh, someone needs to go back to Narrator school."<br />
<br />
Senthic snorts, loudly.<br />
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Cote quietly says, "Dumfre, we are super serious actors now, say your lines and stay on script."<br />
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Senthic quietly says, "Okay, okay. But...just one thing. I don't think Gnome voices are that deep. You might want to adjust your pitch, a little falsetto, maybe."<br />
<br />
Cote glares.<br />
<br />
Cote clears her throat.<br />
<br />
Cote annoyedly says, "Anyways."<br />
<br />
Cote asks, "Oh, brother, who left all this free food behind?"<br />
<br />
(Cote nabs a hunk of ham from the rolling food cart and plates it.)<br />
<br />
Cote exclaims, "Don't mind if I do!"<br />
<br />
(Cote walks over to the conference table, and cuts his food into bite size pieces with a fork and knife.)<br />
<br />
Senthic says, "I think I'm supposed to be shorter."<br />
<br />
(Senthic lowers himself down to his knees and shuffles across the floor towards his now taller brother Deevre.)<br />
<br />
Cote rolls her eyes.<br />
<br />
Cote rolls her eyes heavenward and mumbles, "Why me?!"<br />
<br />
(Cote ignores their costar in an attempt to stay in character.)<br />
<br />
Cote wistfully says, "Therengian Ham is the best ham."<br />
<br />
(Senthic takes an oversized chunk of ham-pink ham the size of his head and chomps down.)<br />
<br />
Cote annoyedly asks, "Would it kill you to use utensils?"<br />
<br />
Senthic mischievously says, "That's for civilized Gnomes that like the view from Thain's Box."<br />
<br />
Senthic giggles a little oddly.<br />
<br />
Cote gruffly says, "This 'civilized' Gnome is resisting the urge to war stomp your face right now."<br />
<br />
Senthic says, "Oh, we can rumble, just let me get this ham grease off my hammy hands first."<br />
<br />
(Senthic puts the ham down, picks up the blueprints, dabs the corners of his mouth and uses it to wipe off his fingers.)<br />
<br />
Cote gasps!<br />
<br />
Cote says, "That's not..." He sighs deeply. "...a napkin."<br />
<br />
Cote frowns, shaking her head with an expression of exasperation before resting her face in the palm of her hand.<br />
<br />
Cote asks, "What have you done?"<br />
<br />
Senthic slowly asks, "Ohh noo. What have I dooone?"<br />
<br />
(Senthic holds the parchment in front of him, the architectural designs now smudged and indecipherable.)<br />
<br />
Cote quietly says to herself, "Seriously getting you acting classes after this."<br />
<br />
Senthic slowly asks, "Hmmmmm?"<br />
<br />
Cote says, "Hmmmmm."<br />
<br />
(Cote strikes an exaggeratedly pensive pose.)<br />
<br />
(Cote holds his fist up in the air and points one index finger towards the ceiling.)<br />
<br />
Cote confidently asks, "I have an idea! Dumfre, what if we hold the plans for ransom, then use the ransom money to buy new ones?"<br />
<br />
Senthic asks, "Do I really get a say in this?"<br />
<br />
Cote says, "Actually, no. We're doing it."<br />
<br />
(Cote scribbles something on a piece of parchment and leaves it where the blueprints were earlier.)<br />
<br />
Senthic says, "Cool. Maybe we can get them to add some working gears and interactive parts that spark and shock people."<br />
<br />
Cote scoffs.<br />
<br />
Cote says, "That's ridiculous and highly unlikely. Anyways, grab your new 'napkin' and let's go."<br />
<br />
(Cote starts walking off stage. Dumfre struggles to keep up, still on his knees, with the ruined blueprints in his hand. The leftover ham is still on the table.)<br />
<br />
Senthic says, "Hey, I didn't forget my lines this time."<br />
<br />
Cote sarcastically says, "Yeah, you only forgot to stand up and wait until we are off the stage to say things like that."<br />
<br />
<br />
Cote rolls her eyes.<br />
<br />
(Cote disappears behind the rapidly closing curtains with Dumfre, now on his feet, in tow.)<br />
<br />
A voice from the shadows recites:<br />
<br />
"A lone mime, dressed in black-and-white stripes with stark theatrical makeup, stands upon the stage. A high-top table nearby is draped in a cream colored tablecloth and holds a small platform perch, a charcoal companion slate reading "Intermission", and some vivid violet chalk."<br />
<br />
A chorus of applause starts up, seemingly led by Tweedee.<br />
<br />
The lingering echoes of applause hang over the dais before ceasing altogether. <br />
<br />
A voice from the shadows recites:<br />
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"The mime's glossy red-tinted lips curl into a smile when a parrot flies in from the wings, landing on the roost and tilting its head inquisitively."<br />
<br />
(Shaylynne waves. The parrot squawks, watching the mime expectantly. The mime opens her mouth as if to speak and closes it again. The parrot begins repeating "hello, hello, hello!")<br />
<br />
(Shaylynne looks at the bird and shrugs, and the parrot responds by ruffling its feathers, perhaps intending to mimic their body language instead.)<br />
<br />
(Shaylynne returns to their routine, touching the invisible walls of a box. The parrot takes off from its post and flies erratically around the table in a tight circle, imitating the sense of confinement.)<br />
<br />
(Shaylynne discovers an opening at the bottom and crawls on the ground to get through it. The parrot crouches down at the edge of the table and hops through a similar unseen exit, landing on the floor next to the mime.)<br />
<br />
(Shaylynne reaches the edge of the table with a triumphant grin. Alas, victory is short-lived. A storm hits. The mime leans forward at a precarious angle, struggling against a gale and the parrot beats its wings in place nearby, resisting the "wind.")<br />
<br />
(Shaylynne grips the piece of furniture and pulls themselves toward it with exaggerated effort, nearly stripping the tablecloth. She finally gets her hands on the slate.)<br />
<br />
(Shaylynne cleans off the board, writes "Scene 4" with the purple piece of chalk and sets it back down, and holds it up for the audience to see. The parrot snatches the small calcite stick in its talons and breezes by, obscuring the audience view.)<br />
<br />
(Shaylynne's eyes widen and she watches the bird in wonder. Once finished, the parrot returns the pastel medium to rest beneath the roost. The words "Blackmail for Blueprints" are sloppily scrawled beneath the mime's handwriting.)<br />
<br />
(Shaylynne takes a bow, the parrot dips its head and screeches "Bye! Bye! Bye!", and they both exit the stage.)<br />
<br />
A chorus of applause starts up, seemingly led by Tweedee.<br />
<br />
The audience response of unanimous applause surges louder. Glancing over the audience members, you notice Allye, Salvitoriel, Teavira, Nilme and Tweedee are applauding and cheering.<br />
<br />
A voice from the shadows recites:<br />
<br />
"The now familiar sound of pulleys, ropes, and rustling fabric meets your ears. The curtains slide open, once again."<br />
<br />
You notice Lasciel whistling in the seating area.<br />
<br />
The rushing sound of unanimous applause rises in volume. Glancing over the audience members, you notice Trajan, Lasciel , Ahneya, Amabalis, Harkour and Crobin are applauding and cheering.<br />
<br />
A voice from the shadows recites:<br />
<br />
"A boisterous voice booms throughout the theater declaring "Meanwhile, back at the Meeting Hall.". Deevre can be heard from backstage scolding Dumfre, who is ever so quick to blame the mime."<br />
<br />
(Stelling stands triumphantly, chest puffed out, surveying the area with a look of accomplishment. He turns toward the wings of the stage.)<br />
<br />
The lingering echoes of applause hang over the dais before ceasing altogether. <br />
<br />
Stelling exclaims, "The materials are ready!"<br />
<br />
(Stelling approaches the main table. He comes to a halt, his expression shifting to one of utter confusion as he finds a half-eaten ham and a soiled scrap of paper where the blueprints should have been.)<br />
<br />
(Stelling picks up the permeated piece of parchment with two fingers, holding it out at a safe distance in front of him out with a heavy, weary sigh.)<br />
<br />
Stelling confusedly asks, "Hrm, I recognize this letterhead but not the handwriting. What is it for this time, did they resurrect another victim of their own violence?"<br />
<br />
A chorus of applause starts up, seemingly led by Crobin.<br />
<br />
The lingering echoes of applause hang over the dais before ceasing altogether. <br />
<br />
(Stelling peruses the document, his eyes widening the further down they move.)<br />
<br />
Stelling annoyedly exclaims, "This isn't an invoice, it's a ransom note to recover my own documents!"<br />
<br />
Stelling scowls to himself.<br />
<br />
(Stelling strides back and forth across the floor, clutching the note. His weary sighs shift to ones of exasperation and he presses his face into the palm of his hand, shaking his head.)<br />
<br />
Stelling resignedly says, "Well, we do need to get those plans back or there will be no bridge in the near future."<br />
<br />
Stelling knits his eyebrows together in a thoughtful frown.<br />
<br />
Stelling exclaims, "Page! Come in here, please!"<br />
<br />
(Stelling paces impatiently a few moments before a Page rushes onto the stage, bowing low.)<br />
<br />
Stelling asks, "How much is left in the coffers?"<br />
<br />
Kiashandra nervously says, "Plenty, Sir, but most has been reserved for His Grace's eventual wedding."<br />
<br />
(Kiashandra mumbles under his breath and turns to the audience.)<br />
<br />
(Kiashandra whispers audibly "IF it ever happens.")<br />
<br />
Kiashandra smirks.<br />
<br />
Kiashandra quickly clasps both hands over her mouth.<br />
<br />
Stelling thoughtfully says, "Hmm... why don't we split the bill with the Velakans? Send them an -actual- invoice, not a threat like this garbage."<br />
<br />
From the seating area you hear Lasciel yell, "Kiashandraaaa!!!"<br />
<br />
<br />
Stelling confidentially says, "I am certain they will pay it and we can reimburse the purse later."<br />
<br />
(Kiashandra faces the Advisor, visibly jarred by the suggestion.)<br />
<br />
Kiashandra hesitantly says, "But Sir... what if they don't pay it? I don't think this bridge benefits them the way it does us."<br />
<br />
Stelling says, "Then I will be sure to throw a bachelor party that both makes up for it and makes him forget all about this little debacle."<br />
<br />
Stelling waves dismissively.<br />
<br />
Kiashandra quietly says to herself, "Yeah...and those nuptials are less likely to occur at this point than the Velakans helping us."<br />
<br />
Kiashandra ponders.<br />
<br />
Kiashandra says, "Very well, I will retrieve the keys and the ledger, Advisor. I shall be right back."<br />
<br />
(Stelling waves a hand toward the door to shoo them away, confirming the conversation is over.)<br />
<br />
Stelling says, "They owe us, anyhow. That Sand Elf's cookies had the entire Court sick for days. We're still catching up on the backlog of paperwork and petitions."<br />
<br />
Stelling grumbles.<br />
<br />
Stelling firmly says, "What we can't afford are more delays on this bridge. We already cut down the rope, and cupcake revenues have already dropped considerably."<br />
<br />
(Kiashandra, who hasn't finished leaving, chimes in.)<br />
<br />
Kiashandra asks, "I don't think that many people were carrying cupcakes over the rope bridge were they?"<br />
<br />
Stelling looks at Kiashandra and sighs.<br />
<br />
Stelling says, "I've seen what some event planners can do with one hand and a picnic basket."<br />
<br />
A chorus of applause starts up, seemingly led by Lasciel .<br />
<br />
The lingering echoes of applause hang over the dais before ceasing altogether. <br />
<br />
(Stelling appears deep in thought, pivoting towards the right wing as the page exits stage left. He mutters something about them wanting the currency in dokoras, too. The curtains meet at the center of the stage, segueing to the next scene.)<br />
<br />
A chorus of applause starts up, seemingly led by Amabalis.<br />
<br />
The audience response of unanimous applause rises in volume. Glancing over the audience members, you notice Lasciel , Amabalis and Harkour are applauding and cheering.<br />
<br />
A voice from the shadows recites:<br />
<br />
"Creak, groan, squeak. Night has fallen over the quad. A single, overflowing bag of coins sits atop a marble pedestal near the fountain. Large shadows stretch across the cobbles as two small figures in bandit masks emerge, eyes darting suspiciously in every direction."<br />
<br />
A chorus of applause starts up, seemingly led by Crobin.<br />
<br />
The audience response of unanimous applause rises in volume. Glancing over the audience members, you notice Ruea, Lasciel and Crobin are applauding and cheering.<br />
<br />
Cote muffledly asks, "Is it there? Do you see the loot?"<br />
<br />
(Senthic awkwardly waddles forward on his knees, committed to the vertical challenges of his role. He fumbles his shoes, which he was still holding, and falls face first onto the floor.)<br />
<br />
The lingering echoes of applause hang over the dais before ceasing altogether. <br />
<br />
(Senthic regains his composure and reaches the pedestal. He heaves the bag from it, and it *clinks* noisily.)<br />
<br />
Senthic exclaims, "Dumfre says, vociferously..IT'S HEAVY! We're rich, Deevre! We can buy so many gears! Or our own butcher shop. OH, a whole pig farm!"<br />
<br />
Cote says, "Not so loud, you bucket-head! Put the "new" blueprints where they belong and let's scram before the guard comes back."<br />
<br />
Cote tiredly says, "Also, I am pretty sure you're not supposed to read the part of the script with your name in it."<br />
<br />
Cote smirks.<br />
<br />
Senthic snarkily says, "You can't make fun of the shape of my head, we're twins, we have the identical ones."<br />
<br />
Cote urgently exclaims, "That's not what I... We don't have time for this argument, Dumfre!"<br />
<br />
(Senthic gets a mostly clean and crisp roll of parchment from his pocket and swaps it for the platinums. Mostly. A single fingerprint mars the surface.)<br />
<br />
Senthic doubtfully asks, "You sure they won't notice this one is also stained?"<br />
<br />
Cote gruffly exclaims, "They're politicians. They're used to grease. Move it!"<br />
<br />
(Cote grabs Dumfre by the shirt collar and drags him off-stage as a faint whistle of a patrolling guard is heard in the distance.)<br />
<br />
A voice from the shadows recites:<br />
<br />
"Voices and activity can be heard behind the curtains before they divide. The sounds of hammers hitting wood, the scraping of stone, and the grunts from the exertion of manual labor fill the theater."<br />
<br />
(Stelling stands amidst a chaotic construction scene. He wears a bright yellow hard hat decorated with a Therengian white rose. Unfurling the blueprints left by the Gnomes, he squints at the parchment.)<br />
<br />
Stelling asks, "What in the name of the Chadatru is this? Why is there a pink spot where the central support should be? And... is that mustard on one of the keystones?"<br />
<br />
(Stelling turns the paper upside down, then sideways. He raises it to his nose briefly, and recoils.)<br />
<br />
Stelling says, "It looks and smells like a small child designed a bridge while eating their breakfast, that is now at least a day or two spoiled."<br />
<br />
Stelling wrinkles his nose.<br />
<br />
Stelling sighs deeply, looking very depressed.<br />
<br />
Stelling says, "Well, the workers are already billing us by the hour, and the Baron wants to see results."<br />
<br />
(Stelling waves a hand dismissively toward the wings.)<br />
<br />
Stelling resignedly says, "Let's build it! Tell them the pink and yellow marks are nothing of import. If it stands, it stands. If it falls, we'll blame the Velakans for not paying us back."<br />
<br />
Zersha glances at Stelling.<br />
<br />
Zersha snidely says in a Velakan accent, "I don't feel we owed you anything to begin with. Perhaps you should have let us into your precious Telomin Hall."<br />
<br />
Zersha sticks her nose up in the air haughtily.<br />
<br />
(Senthic whistles a jaunty tune, and Deevre hums happily as they move about the construction site.)<br />
<br />
Senthic asks, "What's a Telomin Hall?"<br />
<br />
Cote says, "The place where you found your favorite napkin."<br />
<br />
Cote winks.<br />
<br />
Senthic slowly says, "Ohhhh."<br />
<br />
Senthic excitedly exclaims, "Yes! The one that made us rich!"<br />
<br />
Cote places her hand over Senthic's mouth.<br />
<br />
Cote says, "I'm just glad we can afford more food, it means your mouth is busy doing something other than speaking."<br />
<br />
Cote smiles.<br />
<br />
(Cote returns to work, glancing at the section of bridge he was tending to and scratching his head. He shifts his gaze to the remaining materials, and back again.)<br />
<br />
Cote confusedly says, "Hey, um, Advisor? One of the bricks is missing."<br />
<br />
(Stelling sees the empty materials box, and the gap in the parapet. He drops his hammer, right on his foot, and curses.)<br />
<br />
Stelling quaveringly asks, "Don't tell me... is that brick being held for ransom too?"<br />
<br />
A nervous tic starts up around Stelling's eye.<br />
<br />
(Stelling waits for an answer with a wild-eyed, unhinged countenance.)<br />
<br />
Senthic mischievously says, "Maybe the Baron's previous fiance took it in a fit of jealous rage."<br />
<br />
Cote joshingly asks, "Would you call that...ex-tortion?"<br />
<br />
Cote holds her hand out towards Senthic for a highfive.<br />
<br />
Senthic and Cote highfive each other and follow it up with simultaneous finger snaps. Sassy!<br />
<br />
(Cote and his brother nearly collapse in a fit of giggles, and both Gnomes wander off stage.)<br />
<br />
Zersha tonelessly says in a Velakan accent, "Nice."<br />
<br />
Zersha smirks.<br />
<br />
Zersha says in a Velakan accent, "I think I left my oven on."<br />
<br />
<br />
From the seating area you hear Lasciel yell, "Kiashandraaaa!!"<br />
<br />
(Zersha shrugs at the Advisor and saunters away behind the siblings.)<br />
<br />
You notice Amabalis cheering for Kiashandra from the seating area.<br />
<br />
Stelling asks, "Why does she always smell like lemons?"<br />
<br />
You notice Lasciel cheering for Kiashandra from the seating area.<br />
<br />
Stelling shudders.<br />
<br />
Stelling says, "I suppose I should report this to His Grace. I'm going to end up back on moat duty at this rate."<br />
<br />
(Stelling follows suit and leaves the scene after the Sand Elf. The curtains remain open.)<br />
<br />
A voice from the shadows recites:<br />
<br />
"Some time passes while a flurry of stagehands breeze by and set the final scene. Not a lot has changed, the fragmented bridge still stands as it was. An actor appears, nearly unrecognizable as the fountain boy from earlier, except paler-skinned, darker-haired, and dressed in filthy, tattered robes."<br />
<br />
(Cherisse hoists a dark, soot-stained brick into place, completing the construction. He hums a low, haunting tune and taps the brick at the very center of the railing.)<br />
<br />
Cherisse darkly asks in a Kreshi accent, "There. Something to capture the soul of the city. It adds character, don't you think?"<br />
<br />
(Stelling walks out onto the bridge, gasping at the dark slab in horror.)<br />
<br />
Stelling exclaims, "We can't have that! That... it's vibrating! And it's definitely not Therengian homeowners approved grey!"<br />
<br />
Cherisse looks thoughtful for a moment, then shrugs.<br />
<br />
Cherisse darkly says in a Kreshi accent, "It's a centerpiece with more structural integrity than most people have, once you dissect them. I mean their personalities, of course."<br />
<br />
(Cherisse villainously steeples his hands, fingertips tapping rapidly.)<br />
<br />
Cherisse darkly says in a Kreshi accent, "The vibrations remind me of the void."<br />
<br />
Cherisse squeals!<br />
<br />
Cherisse darkly says in a Kreshi accent, "Er, I mean..."<br />
<br />
Cherisse cackles deep in her throat, her voice rising in chilling laughter.<br />
<br />
Stelling disgustedly exclaims, "Ugh, fine. We will hide it with some ivy later. Now, clear the bridge, the opening ceremony is starting!"<br />
<br />
A voice from the shadows recites:<br />
<br />
"Fanfare fills the air from within the orchestra pit, the din amplified by the acoustics in the theater."<br />
<br />
(Cherisse steps out onto the structure, eyeing something intently at the other side of it.)<br />
<br />
Stelling exclaims, "Umm, His Grace was to be blessing the new bridge, not you! Get back here! Guards!"<br />
<br />
Zersha coyly says in a Velakan accent, "I am sure your compatriots will arrive soon, perhaps in a day or two, when that rickety drawbridge finishes lowering..."<br />
<br />
Zersha smiles at Stelling, revealing the dimples in her cheeks.<br />
<br />
Zersha says in a Velakan accent, "...and that is only if it doesn't get stuck in the middle, like this project. At least it wasn't entirely abandoned, like I was outside Telomin Hall."<br />
<br />
From the seating area you hear Milja yell, "clean it with lemons!"<br />
<br />
Zersha's eyes roll back, and she sways precariously.<br />
Stelling says to Zersha, "You know, I'm never quite sure if you're flirting or insulting me."<br />
<br />
Zersha says to Stelling in a Velakan accent, "Ew. No, I'm not flirting. But they sure are."<br />
<br />
A little bit of laughter floats over from the audience.<br />
<br />
(Zersha points at Xanto, the last bricklayer.)<br />
<br />
(Cherisse is met at the other end of the bridge by a beautiful woman wearing an ethereal white cassock. The stage darkens and spotlights shift to cast a glowing halo of light around her head.)<br />
<br />
(Cherisse shares a long, suspenseful exchange with the lady cleric. She takes his hand and leads him off the set to the right, just beyond a wayfinding sign reading "Rossman's Landing". The lightning effect returns to the stage and everyone hurries away before the next storm hits.)<br />
<br />
Stelling says, "Oh, great, more rain."<br />
<br />
Zersha amusedly says in a Velakan accent, "Maybe it will help cleanse your tainted bridge."<br />
<br />
(Zersha opens an umbrella over the Advisor's head as they move left, towards Therenborough.)<br />
<br />
Stelling says, "You're still not getting into Telomin Hall, Sand Elf."<br />
<br />
A voice from the shadows recites:<br />
<br />
"And with that, our story ends, for now. Love, it seems, can bridge even the widest ravines... or at the very least survive the most ridiculous construction projects. But THAT is a story for another time. To be continued..."<br />
<br />
A chorus of applause starts up, seemingly led by Nilme.<br />
<br />
You notice Lasciel cheering for Kiashandra from the seating area.<br />
<br />
The audience response of unanimous applause surges louder. Glancing over the audience members, you notice Trajan, Lasciel , Ahneya, Salvitoriel , Teavira, Hebion, Vendelt, Nilme, Crobin and Thaylinia are applauding and cheering.<br />
<br />
You notice Amabalis cheering in the seating area.<br />
<br />
You notice Trajan whistling in the seating area.<br />
<br />
You notice Lasciel cheering for Stelling from the seating area.<br />
<br />
You notice Amabalis cheering for Kiashandra from the seating area.<br />
<br />
The cacophony of unanimous applause lowers in volume. Glancing over the audience members, you notice Saoirsi, Trajan, Lasciel , Salvitoriel , Vendelt, Nilme, Tweedee and Harkour are applauding and cheering. A few of the audience members are standing while showing their appreciation.<br />
<br />
Shaylynne sinks into a deep curtsy.<br />
<br />
You notice Harkour cheering for you from the seating area.<br />
<br />
You notice Nilme cheering for you from the seating area.<br />
<br />
Shaylynne recites:<br />
<br />
"Our sincerest thanks for coming out to our inaugural play!"<br />
<br />
"If you've enjoyed this one, I have good news, because we've got a few lined up and there are more to come."<br />
<br />
The sound of unanimous applause rises in volume. Glancing over the audience members, you notice Ruea, Ahneya, Salvitoriel , Hebion, Nilme and Harkour are applauding and cheering. A few of the audience members are standing while showing their appreciation.<br />
<br />
"Our next feature is a piece called "The Troll Bride" written by the talented storyteller Zersha - tale of love, custom, and the unexpected consequences of killing a troll."<br />
<br />
The rushing sound of unanimous applause lowers in volume. Glancing over the audience members, you notice Allye and Nilme are applauding and cheering.<br />
<br />
From the seating area you hear Crobin yell, "Way to go you all"<br />
<br />
From the seating area you hear Vendelt yell, "Bravo! Brava! Braveee!"<br />
<br />
You notice Tweedee cheering in the seating area.<br />
<br />
"And someday, in a sequel to Love Abridged, find out what became of the necromancer and cleric who found companionship from an ill-fated construction crew."<br />
<br />
The lingering echoes of applause hang over the dais before ceasing altogether. <br />
<br />
"Keep an eye on the bulletins and we hope to see you again."<br />
<br />
From the seating area you hear Harkour yell, "You broke all the legs!"<br />
"That said, let me introduce our hard working players for some much deserved applause, with much gratitude for those who were good sports about us telling the story my way."<br />
<br />
Shaylynne grins impishly.<br />
<br />
"Eskerith, our narrator, to whom we promised an easy job, except for when the twins kept going off script."<br />
<br />
"Zersha, our Lady of the Sands, based on Ahneya."<br />
<br />
"Stelling, our Court Advisor, based on Aaiyaah."<br />
<br />
"Deevre, played by Cote, and Dumfre, played by Senthic. While a bit too tall for their real life counterparts, they were representing our beloved ham loving twins, the infamous Tweedee and Tweedum."<br />
<br />
"Maven of Fire Kiashandra played the Page as her first foray into the acting world. We are happy she resisted the temptation to set the Court Advisor, and possibly the theater, alight tonight."<br />
<br />
"Last but not least, Xanto, played by Cherisse. A cleric who bravely took the stage for the role as the necromancer who laid the last brick. We hope to see her back on stage for the second part of this story and more!"<br />
<br />
"Thank you again for being in our audience and we will see you in the lobby if you wish to hang out and have a drink at our pavilion afterward!"<br />
<br />
Stelling exclaims, "And don't forget to give an extra cheer for Shaylynne, the writer!"<br />
<br />
Shaylynne waves her hand dismissively, blushes, and leads the Misfit crew backstage.</div>SHAELYNNhttps://elanthipedia.play.net/index.php?title=Musparan_Society_of_Misfit_Mummers&diff=695897Musparan Society of Misfit Mummers2026-10-06T23:23:02Z<p>SHAELYNN: </p>
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|-<br />
|{{#if: {{{logo|}}}||width=100%}}|[[File:MoMM.jpg|300px]]<br />
{| width=100%<br />
! Province Base:<br />
| Velaka<br />
|-<br />
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| {{#if: {{{city|}}}|{{{city}}}|Muspar'i}}<br />
|-<br />
! Active Members:<br />
| {{#if: {{{activemembers|}}}|{{{activemembers}}}|13}}<br />
|-<br />
! Website:<br />
| {{#if: {{{website|}}}|[{{{website}}} {{{website}}}]|None}}<br />
|- <br />
!style="text-align:center;" | '''Directors'''<br />
!style="text-align:center;" | '''Other Members'''<br />
|-valign=top<br />
| <br />
[[Shaylynne]] & [[Ahneya]] <br/><br />
| <br />
{{#if: {{{|}}}|{{{members}}}|[[Allye]] <br/> [[Cherisse]] <br/> [[Cote]] <br/> [[Eskerith]] <br/> [[Kiashandra]] <br/> [[Rezzian]] <br/> [[Senthic]] <br/> [[Stelling]] <br/> [[Trajan]] <br/> [[Ysindre]] <br/> [[Zersha]]}}<br />
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<br />
== Vision ==<br />
<br />
The Musparan Society of Misfit Mummers is a group of friends, performers, and playwrights promoting arts and culture in the Desert Jewel of Velaka. <br />
<br />
<br />
== Venues ==<br />
<br />
Silver Coin Inn <br/> <br />
Heketha Theater <br/> <br />
Iz'natha Bar <br/> <br />
Mummers Pavilion <br/> <br />
<br />
<br />
== Events & Performances ==<br />
<br />
{|class="wikitable"<br />
|-<br />
| '''Event Name''' || '''Event Date''' || '''Performance Location'''|| '''Event Description'''|| '''Event Log'''<br />
|-<br />
| Silver Coin Silent Auction|| 30 Shorka 456 (5/7/2026) || Silver Coin Inn || A variety of items were donated and sold off, to fund a treasury for the artists members involved with future performances.|| Our sincerest gratitude to all donors and benefactors that supported this effort to get started.<br />
|-<br />
| Misfit Mummers Cabaret and Matinee|| 26 and 38 Dolefaren 456 (6/25 & 6/28/2026) || Iz'natha Bar || Open practice session attended by a variety of local and transient artists. || <br />
|-<br />
| Love Abridged: A Therengian Parroty|| 26 Skullcleaver 457 (9/23/2026) || Heketha Theater || A Play! The Velakan based Troupe put on a satiric adaptation of the Gyfford's Bridge Story.|| [https://elanthipedia.play.net/Love_Abridged:_A_Therengian_Parroty See It Here!]<br />
|-<br />
|}</div>SHAELYNNhttps://elanthipedia.play.net/index.php?title=Musparan_Society_of_Misfit_Mummers&diff=695834Musparan Society of Misfit Mummers2026-10-04T02:22:25Z<p>SHAELYNN: </p>
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|-<br />
|{{#if: {{{logo|}}}||width=100%}}|[[File:MoMM.jpg|300px]]<br />
{| width=100%<br />
! Province Base:<br />
| Velaka<br />
|-<br />
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| {{#if: {{{city|}}}|{{{city}}}|Muspar'i}}<br />
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| {{#if: {{{activemembers|}}}|{{{activemembers}}}|13}}<br />
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|- <br />
!style="text-align:center;" | '''Directors'''<br />
!style="text-align:center;" | '''Other Members'''<br />
|-valign=top<br />
| <br />
[[Shaylynne]] & [[Ahneya]] <br/><br />
| <br />
{{#if: {{{|}}}|{{{members}}}|[[Allye]] <br/> [[Cherisse]] <br/> [[Cote]] <br/> [[Eskerith]] <br/> [[Kiashandra]] <br/> [[Rezzian]] <br/> [[Senthic]] <br/> [[Stelling]] <br/> [[Trajan]] <br/> [[Ysindre]] <br/> [[Zersha]]}}<br />
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<br />
== Vision ==<br />
<br />
The Musparan Society of Misfit Mummers is a group of friends, performers, and playwrights hoping to bring their original works of art to the Desert Jewel of Velaka. <br />
<br />
<br />
== Venues ==<br />
<br />
Silver Coin Inn <br/> <br />
Heketha Theater <br/> <br />
Iz'natha Bar <br/> <br />
Mummers Pavilion <br/> <br />
<br />
<br />
== Events & Performances ==<br />
<br />
{|class="wikitable"<br />
|-<br />
| '''Event Name''' || '''Event Date''' || '''Performance Location'''|| '''Event Description'''|| '''Event Log'''<br />
|-<br />
| Silver Coin Silent Auction|| 30 Shorka 456 (5/7/2026) || Silver Coin Inn || A variety of items were donated and sold off, to fund a treasury for the artists members involved with future performances.|| Our sincerest gratitude to all donors and benefactors that supported this effort to get started.<br />
|-<br />
| Misfit Mummers Cabaret and Matinee|| 26 and 38 Dolefaren 456 (6/25 & 6/28/2026) || Iz'natha Bar || Open practice session attended by a variety of local and transient artists. || <br />
|-<br />
| Love Abridged: A Therengian Parroty|| 26 Skullcleaver 457 (9/23/2026) || Heketha Theater || A Play! The Velakan based Troupe put on a satiric adaptation of the Gyfford's Bridge Story.|| [https://elanthipedia.play.net/Love_Abridged:_A_Therengian_Parroty See It Here!]<br />
|-<br />
|}</div>SHAELYNNhttps://elanthipedia.play.net/index.php?title=Musparan_Society_of_Misfit_Mummers&diff=695831Musparan Society of Misfit Mummers2026-10-04T02:18:06Z<p>SHAELYNN: </p>
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|-<br />
|{{#if: {{{logo|}}}||width=100%}}|[[File:MoMM.jpg|300px]]<br />
{| width=100%<br />
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| Velaka<br />
|-<br />
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|-<br />
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|- <br />
!style="text-align:center;" | '''Directors'''<br />
!style="text-align:center;" | '''Other Members'''<br />
|-valign=top<br />
| <br />
[[Shaylynne]] & [[Ahneya]] <br/><br />
| <br />
{{#if: {{{|}}}|{{{members}}}|[[Allye]] <br/> [[Cherisse]] <br/> [[Cote]] <br/> [[Eskerith]] <br/> [[Kiashandra]] <br/> [[Rezzian]] <br/> [[Senthic]] <br/> [[Stelling]] <br/> [[Trajan]] <br/> [[Ysindre]] <br/> [[Zersha]]}}<br />
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<br />
== Vision ==<br />
<br />
The Musparan Society of Misfit Mummers is a group of friends, performers, and playwrights hoping to bring their original works of art to the Desert Jewel of Velaka. <br />
<br />
<br />
== Venues ==<br />
<br />
Silver Coin Inn <br/> <br />
Heketha Theater <br/> <br />
Iz'natha Bar <br/> <br />
Mummers Pavilion <br/> <br />
<br />
<br />
== Events & Performances ==<br />
<br />
{|class="wikitable"<br />
|-<br />
| '''Event Name''' || '''Event Date''' || '''Performance Location'''|| '''Event Description'''|| '''Event Log'''<br />
|-<br />
| Silver Coin Silent Auction|| 30 Shorka 456 (5/7/2026) || Silver Coin Inn || A variety of items were donated and sold off, to fund a treasury for the artists members involved with future performances.|| Our sincerest gratitude to all donors and benefactors that supported this effort to get started.<br />
|-<br />
| Misfit Mummers Cabaret and Matinee|| 26 and 38 Dolefaren 456 (6/25 & 6/28/2026) || Iz'natha Bar || Open practice session attended by a variety of local and transient artists. || <br />
|-<br />
| Love Abridged: A Therengian Parroty|| 26 Skullcleaver 457 (9/23/2026) || Heketha Theater || A Play! The Velakan based Troupe put on a satiric adaptation of the Gyfford's Bridge Story.|| [https://elanthipedia.play.net/Love_Abridged:_A_Therengian_Parroty See It Here!]<br />
|-<br />
|}</div>SHAELYNNhttps://elanthipedia.play.net/index.php?title=Musparan_Society_of_Misfit_Mummers&diff=695829Musparan Society of Misfit Mummers2026-10-04T02:17:05Z<p>SHAELYNN: </p>
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| colspan="2" style="font-size: large; text-align:center;" | '''Musparan Society of Misfit Mummers'''<br /><small>''This is an unofficial group''</small><br />
|-<br />
|{{#if: {{{logo|}}}||width=100%}}|[[File:MoMM.jpg|300px]]<br />
{| width=100%<br />
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| Velaka<br />
|-<br />
! City Base:<br />
| {{#if: {{{city|}}}|{{{city}}}|Muspar'i}}<br />
|-<br />
! Active Members:<br />
| {{#if: {{{activemembers|}}}|{{{activemembers}}}|12}}<br />
|-<br />
! Website:<br />
| {{#if: {{{website|}}}|[{{{website}}} {{{website}}}]|None}}<br />
|- <br />
!style="text-align:center;" | '''Directors'''<br />
!style="text-align:center;" | '''Other Members'''<br />
|-valign=top<br />
| <br />
[[Shaylynne]] & [[Ahneya]] <br/><br />
| <br />
{{#if: {{{|}}}|{{{members}}}|[[Allye]] <br/> [[Cote]] <br/> [[Eskerith]] <br/> [[Kiashandra]] <br/> [[Rezzian]] <br/> [[Senthic]] <br/> [[Stelling]] <br/> [[Trajan]] <br/> [[Ysindre]] <br/> [[Zersha]]}}<br />
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<br />
== Vision ==<br />
<br />
The Musparan Society of Misfit Mummers is a group of friends, performers, and playwrights hoping to bring their original works of art to the Desert Jewel of Velaka. <br />
<br />
<br />
== Venues ==<br />
<br />
Silver Coin Inn <br/> <br />
Heketha Theater <br/> <br />
Iz'natha Bar <br/> <br />
Mummers Pavilion <br/> <br />
<br />
<br />
== Events & Performances ==<br />
<br />
{|class="wikitable"<br />
|-<br />
| '''Event Name''' || '''Event Date''' || '''Performance Location'''|| '''Event Description'''|| '''Event Log'''<br />
|-<br />
| Silver Coin Silent Auction|| 30 Shorka 456 (5/7/2026) || Silver Coin Inn || A variety of items were donated and sold off, to fund a treasury for the artists members involved with future performances.|| Our sincerest gratitude to all donors and benefactors that supported this effort to get started.<br />
|-<br />
| Misfit Mummers Cabaret and Matinee|| 26 and 38 Dolefaren 456 (6/25 & 6/28/2026) || Iz'natha Bar || Open practice session attended by a variety of local and transient artists. || <br />
|-<br />
| Love Abridged: A Therengian Parroty|| 26 Skullcleaver 457 (9/23/2026) || Heketha Theater || A Play! The Velakan based Troupe put on a satiric adaptation of the Gyfford's Bridge Story.|| [https://elanthipedia.play.net/Love_Abridged:_A_Therengian_Parroty See It Here!]<br />
|-<br />
|}</div>SHAELYNNhttps://elanthipedia.play.net/index.php?title=Musparan_Society_of_Misfit_Mummers&diff=695828Musparan Society of Misfit Mummers2026-10-04T02:16:35Z<p>SHAELYNN: </p>
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|-<br />
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|-<br />
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| {{#if: {{{city|}}}|{{{city}}}|Muspar'i}}<br />
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| {{#if: {{{activemembers|}}}|{{{activemembers}}}|12}}<br />
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!style="text-align:center;" | '''Directors'''<br />
!style="text-align:center;" | '''Other Members'''<br />
|-valign=top<br />
| <br />
[[Shaylynne]] & [[Ahneya]] <br/><br />
| <br />
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== Vision ==<br />
<br />
The Musparan Society of Misfit Mummers is a group of friends, performers, and playwrights hoping to bring their original works of art to the Desert Jewel of Velaka. <br />
<br />
<br />
== Venues ==<br />
<br />
Silver Coin Inn<br />
Heketha Theater<br />
Iz'natha Bar<br />
Mummers Pavilion<br />
<br />
<br />
== Events & Performances ==<br />
<br />
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|-<br />
| '''Event Name''' || '''Event Date''' || '''Performance Location'''|| '''Event Description'''|| '''Event Log'''<br />
|-<br />
| Silver Coin Silent Auction|| 30 Shorka 456 (5/7/2026) || Silver Coin Inn || A variety of items were donated and sold off, to fund a treasury for the artists members involved with future performances.|| Our sincerest gratitude to all donors and benefactors that supported this effort to get started.<br />
|-<br />
| Misfit Mummers Cabaret and Matinee|| 26 and 38 Dolefaren 456 (6/25 & 6/28/2026) || Iz'natha Bar || Open practice session attended by a variety of local and transient artists. || <br />
|-<br />
| Love Abridged: A Therengian Parroty|| 26 Skullcleaver 457 (9/23/2026) || Heketha Theater || A Play! The Velakan based Troupe put on a satiric adaptation of the Gyfford's Bridge Story.|| [https://elanthipedia.play.net/Love_Abridged:_A_Therengian_Parroty See It Here!]<br />
|-<br />
|}</div>SHAELYNNhttps://elanthipedia.play.net/index.php?title=Musparan_Society_of_Misfit_Mummers&diff=695826Musparan Society of Misfit Mummers2026-10-04T02:15:14Z<p>SHAELYNN: </p>
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|-<br />
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| {{#if: {{{activemembers|}}}|{{{activemembers}}}|12}}<br />
|-<br />
! Website:<br />
| {{#if: {{{website|}}}|[{{{website}}} {{{website}}}]|None}}<br />
|- <br />
!style="text-align:center;" | '''Directors'''<br />
!style="text-align:center;" | '''Other Members'''<br />
|-valign=top<br />
| <br />
[[Shaylynne]] & [[Ahneya]] <br/><br />
| <br />
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== Vision ==<br />
<br />
The Musparan Society of Misfit Mummers is a group of friends, performers, and playwrights hoping to bring their original works of art to the Desert Jewel of Velaka. <br />
<br />
<br />
== Venues ==<br />
<br />
Heketha Theater<br />
<br />
== Events & Performances ==<br />
<br />
{|class="wikitable"<br />
|-<br />
| '''Event Name''' || '''Event Date''' || '''Performance Location'''|| '''Event Description'''|| '''Event Log'''<br />
|-<br />
| Silver Coin Silent Auction|| 30 Shorka 456 (5/7/2026) || Silver Coin Inn || A variety of items were donated and sold off, to fund a treasury for the artists members involved with future performances.|| Our sincerest gratitude to all donors and benefactors that supported this effort to get started.<br />
|-<br />
| Misfit Mummers Cabaret and Matinee|| 26 and 38 Dolefaren 456 (6/25 & 6/28/2026) || Iz'natha Bar || Open practice session attended by a variety of local and transient artists. || <br />
|-<br />
| Love Abridged: A Therengian Parroty|| 26 Skullcleaver 457 (9/23/2026) || Heketha Theater || A Play! The Velakan based Troupe put on a satiric adaptation of the Gyfford's Bridge Story.|| [https://elanthipedia.play.net/Love_Abridged:_A_Therengian_Parroty See It Here!]<br />
|-<br />
|}</div>SHAELYNNhttps://elanthipedia.play.net/index.php?title=Musparan_Society_of_Misfit_Mummers&diff=695825Musparan Society of Misfit Mummers2026-10-04T02:14:19Z<p>SHAELYNN: </p>
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|-<br />
|{{#if: {{{logo|}}}||width=100%}}|[[File:MoMM.jpg|300px]]<br />
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| Velaka<br />
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! Active Members:<br />
| {{#if: {{{activemembers|}}}|{{{activemembers}}}|12}}<br />
|-<br />
! Website:<br />
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!style="text-align:center;" | '''Directors'''<br />
!style="text-align:center;" | '''Other Members'''<br />
|-valign=top<br />
| <br />
[[Shaylynne]] & [[Ahneya]] <br/><br />
| <br />
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== Vision ==<br />
<br />
The Musparan Society of Misfit Mummers is a group of friends, performers, and playwrights hoping to bring their original works of art to the Desert Jewel of Velaka. <br />
<br />
<br />
== Venues ==<br />
<br />
Heketha Theater<br />
<br />
== Events & Performances ==<br />
<br />
{|class="wikitable"<br />
|-<br />
| '''Event Name''' || '''Event Date''' || '''Performance Location'''|| '''Event Description'''|| '''Event Log'''<br />
|-<br />
| Silver Coin Silent Auction|| 30 Shorka 456 (5/7/2026) || Silver Coin Inn || A variety of items were donated and sold off, to fund a treasury for the artists members involved with future performances.|| Our sincerest gratitude to all donors and benefactors that supported this effort to get started.<br />
|-<br />
| Misfit Mummers Cabaret and Matinee|| 26 and 38 Dolefaren 456 (6/25 & 6/28/2026) || Iz'natha Bar || Open practice session attended by a variety of local and transient artists. || <br />
|-<br />
| Misfit Mummers Presents Love Abridged: A Therengian Parroty|| 26 Skullcleaver 457 (9/23/2026) || Heketha Theater || The Velakan based Troupe put on a satiric adaptation of the Gyfford's Bridge Story.|| [https://elanthipedia.play.net/Love_Abridged:_A_Therengian_Parroty See It Here!]<br />
|-<br />
|}</div>SHAELYNNhttps://elanthipedia.play.net/index.php?title=Musparan_Society_of_Misfit_Mummers&diff=695824Musparan Society of Misfit Mummers2026-10-04T02:12:37Z<p>SHAELYNN: </p>
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|-<br />
|{{#if: {{{logo|}}}||width=100%}}|[[File:MoMM.jpg|300px]]<br />
{| width=100%<br />
! Province Base:<br />
| Velaka<br />
|-<br />
! City Base:<br />
| {{#if: {{{city|}}}|{{{city}}}|Muspar'i}}<br />
|-<br />
! Active Members:<br />
| {{#if: {{{activemembers|}}}|{{{activemembers}}}|12}}<br />
|-<br />
! Website:<br />
| {{#if: {{{website|}}}|[{{{website}}} {{{website}}}]|None}}<br />
|- <br />
!style="text-align:center;" | '''Directors'''<br />
!style="text-align:center;" | '''Other Members'''<br />
|-valign=top<br />
| <br />
[[Shaylynne]] & [[Ahneya]] <br/><br />
| <br />
{{#if: {{{|}}}|{{{members}}}|[[Allye]] <br/> [[Cote]] <br/> [[Eskerith]] <br/> [[Kiashandra]] <br/> [[Rezzian]] <br/> [[Senthic]] <br/> [[Stelling]] <br/> [[Trajan]] <br/> [[Ysindre]] <br/> [[Zersha]]}}<br />
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== Vision ==<br />
<br />
The Musparan Society of Misfit Mummers is a group of friends, performers, and playwrights hoping to bring their original works of art to the Desert Jewel of Velaka. <br />
<br />
<br />
== Venues ==<br />
<br />
Heketha Theater<br />
<br />
== Events & Performances ==<br />
<br />
{|class="wikitable"<br />
|-<br />
| '''Event Name''' || '''Event Date''' || '''Performance Location'''|| '''Event Description'''|| '''Event Log'''<br />
|-<br />
| Silver Coin Silent Auction|| 30 Shorka 456 (5/7/2026) || Silver Coin Inn || A variety of items were donated and sold off, to fund a treasury for the artists members involved with future performances.|| Our sincerest gratitude to all donors and benefactors that supported this effort to get started.<br />
|-<br />
| Misfit Mummers Cabaret and Matinee|| 26 and 38 Dolefaren 456 (6/25 & 6/28/2026) || Iz'natha Bar || Open practice session attended by a variety of local and transient artists. || <br />
|-<br />
| Misfit Mummers Presents Love Abridged: A Therengian Parroty|| 26 Skullcleaver 457 (9/23/2026) || Heketha Theater || A Play || [https://elanthipedia.play.net/Love_Abridged:_A_Therengian_Parroty See It Here!]<br />
|-<br />
|}</div>SHAELYNNhttps://elanthipedia.play.net/index.php?title=Love_Abridged:_A_Therengian_Parroty&diff=695823Love Abridged: A Therengian Parroty2026-10-04T02:08:14Z<p>SHAELYNN: Created page with " Musparan Society of Misfit Mummers presents ~*~ LOVE ABRIDGED: A THERENGIAN PARROTY ~*~ CAST OF CHARACTERS Eskerith as the Narrator ~ Responsible for keeping the plot moving forward, provided the rest of the cast actually sticks to the script. Stelling as the Court Advisor ~ An overworked official who survives on bourbon and bureaucratic spite. Kiashandra as the Page ~ A cynical court errand-runner who thinks everyone..."</p>
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<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Musparan Society of Misfit Mummers presents<br />
<br />
~*~ LOVE ABRIDGED: A THERENGIAN PARROTY ~*~<br />
<br />
CAST OF CHARACTERS<br />
<br />
Eskerith as the Narrator ~ Responsible for keeping the plot moving forward, provided the rest of the cast actually sticks to the script.<br />
<br />
Stelling as the Court Advisor ~ An overworked official who survives on bourbon and bureaucratic spite.<br />
<br />
Kiashandra as the Page ~ A cynical court errand-runner who thinks everyone is out of their mind.<br />
<br />
Zersha as the Lady of the Sands ~ A Velakan Sand Elf who is deeply aggrieved by Baronial taxes, especially after being locked out of Telomin Hall in the rain while holding a plate of courtesy cupcakes. Armed with Caress of the Sun and zero patience.<br />
<br />
Senthic as Dumfre ~ Gnome Twin #1. Easily distracted, completely incapable of staying in character, and directly responsible for ruining things with his greasy ham hands.<br />
<br />
Cote as Deevre ~ Gnome Twin #2. The "serious" brother. Spends the entire performance attempting damage control, reining in Dumfre, and trying not to break the fourth wall while everything crumbles around him.<br />
<br />
Shaylynne as the Mime ~ Intermission Entertainment. Trying their absolute best, though their performance is constantly undermined by a pesky parrot.<br />
<br />
Cherisse as Xanto ~ A mysterious Necromancer and vital segue to the upcoming sequel keep an eye on this one.<br />
<br />
Sit back, relax, and enjoy seven scenes of ridiculous satire and one intermission.<br />
<br />
We would like to thank the generous donors from our silent auction. They helped make this production possible, especially Anino's Rainbow Retail for contributing more than fifty percent of the funds raised!<br />
<br />
[Heketha Theater, Twilight Stage] <br />
The curved lip of the wood-grain floor flares out into the darkened theater. A band of stamped platinum and gold has been inlaid into the rim. Curtains dyed a dark indigo fall as a backdrop behind the stage itself. Thousands of small, sparkling flecks wink from their thick velvet folds. <br />
<br />
Shaylynne recites:<br />
<br />
"Hello and welcome to the Heketha Theater, the home of the Misfit Mummers! We are honored to host here in Muspar'i, also known as the Jewel of the Desert, and showcase the arts and culture of this beautiful city."<br />
<br />
"May it shine a little brighter, and at least for tonight, encourage you to laugh a little louder."<br />
<br />
"Many of you might remember how the old rope bridge was replaced across the ravine between Mistwood Forest and Therenborough."<br />
<br />
"Beside the hard labor, stolen blueprints, and that famous final tainted brick, there were friendships forged and follies that inspired us to write about the events that transpired during its construction."<br />
<br />
"As a comedy written based on the true story, we did ask permission to use the likeness of notable characters in the script. We can solemnly swear that no Therengians - or parrots - were harmed in the making of this production."<br />
<br />
"Without further ado, from my fond and fuzzy recollections, twisted sense of humor, and bottom of my playwright's heart, I present to you the Musparan Society of Misfit Mummers and Love Abridged: A Therengian Parroty."<br />
<br />
Shaylynne pulls a bustling village backdrop with images of merchants selling various items out of a hidden chest.<br />
<br />
(Shaylynne disappears behind a gap in the curtains, pulling them closed behind her.)<br />
<br />
The rushing sound of unanimous applause rises in volume. Glancing over the audience members, you notice Trajan, Lasciel, Ahneya, Nilme and Crobin are applauding and cheering.<br />
<br />
A voice from the shadows recites:<br />
<br />
"With a creak of ropes and pulleys, the curtains slowly pull apart, unveiling the first scene. Thunderous timpani drums rumble from the orchestra pit, flickering sconces mimic flashes of lightning, and the sound and smell of pouring rain permeate the air from somewhere nearby."<br />
<br />
The rushing sound of unanimous applause lowers in volume. Glancing over the audience members, you notice Saoirsi and Tweedee are applauding and cheering.<br />
<br />
(Zersha walks out onto a faux cobbled quad with city buildings as the backdrop. On her way across she passes a young man sitting at the edge of a fountain, penning what may be a love letter if one were to judge by the wistful look on his face.)<br />
<br />
Zersha smiles knowingly.<br />
<br />
Zersha says in a Velakan accent, "Love is forever, they say. Forever a disappointment, I say."<br />
<br />
(Zersha tosses a coin into the basin. With a *plunk* it splashes water onto the boy's paper. He looks up and opens his mouth in protest, but the Lady's demeanor convinces him otherwise. He shuffles off towards the wings, damp parchment in hand.)<br />
<br />
(Zersha smirks, then scowls, her amusement with the lovestruck fool cut short by a sudden crack of thunder. She looks up, clearly displeased.)<br />
<br />
Zersha sighs.<br />
<br />
Zersha says in a Velakan accent, "A Sand Elf roaming in the rain, this meeting better be worth it."<br />
<br />
(Zersha draws up the hood of her cloak. The youth nearby picks up his pace to prevent his letter from getting any wetter, and disappears behind the curtains. Water begins to shower from above, casting visible droplets across the dry floor of the stage. The Velakan Bardess invokes a few harmonious chords from a familiar melody, and basks in the aura of a warm, dry air that envelopes her.)<br />
<br />
Zersha says in a Velakan accent, "Sweet relief."<br />
<br />
(Zersha stops at one of the buildings on set and knocks three times, rhythmically, of course.)<br />
<br />
You hear a voice exclaim, "Come in! The meeting's about to start!"<br />
<br />
(Zersha twists the doorknob. Suddenly, a tall guard appears, seemingly out of nowhere. She recoils and eyes him with disdain, her enchante coming to an abrupt end.)<br />
<br />
Zersha annoyedly says in a Velakan accent, "There is a sizable brute blocking me, like it's his job or something."<br />
<br />
You hear a matter-of-fact voice ask, "That's because it is his job. Are you a citizen?"<br />
<br />
Zersha exclaims in a Velakan accent, "I paid my taxes to Therengaria, and on time, too!"<br />
<br />
You hear a voice say, "Simply show him your papers."<br />
<br />
(Zersha shows a passport to the burly guard, who shakes his head and only further reinforces his position in front of the entryway.)<br />
<br />
Zersha says in a Velakan accent, "I am under the impression he is not impressed."<br />
<br />
<br />
You hear a voice ask, "Are you are a criminal... or something worse?"<br />
<br />
Zersha impatiently says in a Velakan accent, "No, I am unwanted, nothing worse, and feel more so if you don't let me in. Also, it is raining, and I brought cupcakes. If the icing melts, they will just be a pile of messy muffins."<br />
<br />
You hear a voice ask, "Well, what kind of identification did you show him?"<br />
<br />
Zersha proudly asks in a Velakan accent, "My Velakan one, what else would a Sand Elf present?"<br />
<br />
You hear a snide voice say, "Oh, you won't be allowed into Telomin Hall. Therengian Citizens only."<br />
<br />
(Zersha, with a slight head tilt and flip of the hair, sweeps her bangs away from the front of her face.)<br />
<br />
Zersha curiously asks in a Velakan accent, "Why do my taxes end up in the Baron's coffers, if I cannot even enjoy the citizen spoils within his city walls?"<br />
<br />
You hear an arrogant voice say, "I'm sorry, I can ask His Grace but Musparan city taxes are probably allocated differently than the Therenborough ones --- an unfortunate consequence of being sovereign, perhaps. I wouldn't know, I work for the Court, not the Treasury."<br />
<br />
(Zersha once again flips her hair to the side emphatically, tucking a stray lock behind her left ear.)<br />
<br />
Zersha irritably asks in a Velakan accent, "Sir, I came all this way, do you have a manager I can speak with?"<br />
<br />
(Zersha is met by a faint mumble which sounded like someone said "I am the manager." followed by a long moment of awkward silence.)<br />
<br />
<br />
You hear a distant voice say, "Alright, folks, let's get this meeting started. About that bridge..."<br />
<br />
(Zersha retrieves some thin lemon-shaped wafer cookies wrapped in translucent wax paper from within her basket of sweets. She slides them beneath the door with a calling card.)<br />
<br />
Zersha mischievously exclaims in a Velakan accent, "A snack, then. Special recipe. I hope that wasn't one of the... poison ones. That would be unfortunate. Oh well, can't take it back now!"<br />
<br />
Zersha laughs with delight, her eyes full of merriment.<br />
<br />
(Zersha spins on one heel and saunters off stage. The rain sounds stop, and the curtains slide together, allowing a brief glimpse of stagehands crossing the set with mops.)<br />
<br />
Shaylynne appears to stuff a bustling village backdrop with images of merchants selling various items back in the chest.<br />
<br />
A voice from the shadows recites:<br />
<br />
"The curtains open, revealing the interior of the meeting room from the previous scene."<br />
<br />
Stelling smiles from a comfortable chair and beckons a nearby servant to come forward.<br />
<br />
Stelling says, "I shall try some of that new wine that was delivered earlier today."<br />
<br />
(Stelling settles back into his seat. The man pours some pale golden liquid from a carafe into a long-stemmed glass. Handing it to the Advisor with a "Here you are, Sir." and a brief bow, he stiffly returns to his station near the far wall.)<br />
<br />
From the seating area you hear Lasciel yell, "Stellllling!!!"<br />
<br />
(Stelling tilts the glass from side-to-side, and sniffs at the mouth of the glass prior to drinking any.)<br />
<br />
From the seating area you hear Crobin yell, "Go Stelling"<br />
<br />
Stelling holds his hand up before his mouth and begins to cough, his shoulders shaking. Hope it's not contagious!<br />
<br />
Stelling gulps.<br />
<br />
Stelling says, "Oh, my, that is a bit tart isn't it?" He waves the waiter back over. "Do we have any of that sherry from House Trigomas? No? Fetch me some whisky from my own private reserve. I'll take it neat."<br />
<br />
(Stelling places the barely touched wine on a nearby table. When the servant returns with a generously filled tumbler, the Advisor savors a leisurely sip of the dark amber bourbon.)<br />
<br />
Stelling says, "Ahh, much better. Note to self, the wine in small doses and this in small batches. Now, where were we? Oh, right, the bridge."<br />
<br />
Stelling says, "As you all know, funds and materials have been acquired for the structure across the chasm which will be, thankfully, replacing that precarious rope bridge. This should provide safer passage between here and Rossman's Landing, with less bottlenecking and milling about the edges of our forests, where danger lurks nearby."<br />
<br />
Stelling asks, "That said, do we have any petitions?"<br />
<br />
Stelling smiles and glances about the meeting room. The sound of crickets begin to chirp around the stage, reverberate around the theater, then just as quickly, they stop.<br />
<br />
Stelling says, "Good! Less paperwork for me. You would all be glad to know we did finally receive a report from the local health inspector confirming the coffee shop was not, in fact, cutting costs by using the moat water."<br />
<br />
(Stelling's voice gets quieter and quieter until his words are but a mumble, and the curtain draws closed.)<br />
<br />
A voice from the shadows recites:<br />
<br />
"The curtains part, and the stage is empty. It is the same meeting room, but everything is adjourned and abandoned save for some unfurled blueprints spread out upon a table."<br />
<br />
A voice from the shadows recites:<br />
<br />
"Oh wait, there are two Gnomes in the corner by the buffet. How did I miss them?"<br />
<br />
Senthic loudly says, "Yeah, how did you miss us? Psh, someone needs to go back to Narrator school."<br />
<br />
Senthic snorts, loudly.<br />
<br />
Cote quietly says, "Dumfre, we are super serious actors now, say your lines and stay on script."<br />
<br />
Senthic quietly says, "Okay, okay. But...just one thing. I don't think Gnome voices are that deep. You might want to adjust your pitch, a little falsetto, maybe."<br />
<br />
Cote glares.<br />
<br />
Cote clears her throat.<br />
<br />
Cote annoyedly says, "Anyways."<br />
<br />
Cote asks, "Oh, brother, who left all this free food behind?"<br />
<br />
(Cote nabs a hunk of ham from the rolling food cart and plates it.)<br />
<br />
Cote exclaims, "Don't mind if I do!"<br />
<br />
(Cote walks over to the conference table, and cuts his food into bite size pieces with a fork and knife.)<br />
<br />
Senthic says, "I think I'm supposed to be shorter."<br />
<br />
(Senthic lowers himself down to his knees and shuffles across the floor towards his now taller brother Deevre.)<br />
<br />
Cote rolls her eyes.<br />
<br />
Cote rolls her eyes heavenward and mumbles, "Why me?!"<br />
<br />
(Cote ignores their costar in an attempt to stay in character.)<br />
<br />
Cote wistfully says, "Therengian Ham is the best ham."<br />
<br />
(Senthic takes an oversized chunk of ham-pink ham the size of his head and chomps down.)<br />
<br />
Cote annoyedly asks, "Would it kill you to use utensils?"<br />
<br />
Senthic mischievously says, "That's for civilized Gnomes that like the view from Thain's Box."<br />
<br />
Senthic giggles a little oddly.<br />
<br />
Cote gruffly says, "This 'civilized' Gnome is resisting the urge to war stomp your face right now."<br />
<br />
Senthic says, "Oh, we can rumble, just let me get this ham grease off my hammy hands first."<br />
<br />
(Senthic puts the ham down, picks up the blueprints, dabs the corners of his mouth and uses it to wipe off his fingers.)<br />
<br />
Cote gasps!<br />
<br />
Cote says, "That's not..." He sighs deeply. "...a napkin."<br />
<br />
Cote frowns, shaking her head with an expression of exasperation before resting her face in the palm of her hand.<br />
<br />
Cote asks, "What have you done?"<br />
<br />
Senthic slowly asks, "Ohh noo. What have I dooone?"<br />
<br />
(Senthic holds the parchment in front of him, the architectural designs now smudged and indecipherable.)<br />
<br />
Cote quietly says to herself, "Seriously getting you acting classes after this."<br />
<br />
Senthic slowly asks, "Hmmmmm?"<br />
<br />
Cote says, "Hmmmmm."<br />
<br />
(Cote strikes an exaggeratedly pensive pose.)<br />
<br />
(Cote holds his fist up in the air and points one index finger towards the ceiling.)<br />
<br />
Cote confidently asks, "I have an idea! Dumfre, what if we hold the plans for ransom, then use the ransom money to buy new ones?"<br />
<br />
Senthic asks, "Do I really get a say in this?"<br />
<br />
Cote says, "Actually, no. We're doing it."<br />
<br />
(Cote scribbles something on a piece of parchment and leaves it where the blueprints were earlier.)<br />
<br />
Senthic says, "Cool. Maybe we can get them to add some working gears and interactive parts that spark and shock people."<br />
<br />
Cote scoffs.<br />
<br />
Cote says, "That's ridiculous and highly unlikely. Anyways, grab your new 'napkin' and let's go."<br />
<br />
(Cote starts walking off stage. Dumfre struggles to keep up, still on his knees, with the ruined blueprints in his hand. The leftover ham is still on the table.)<br />
<br />
Senthic says, "Hey, I didn't forget my lines this time."<br />
<br />
Cote sarcastically says, "Yeah, you only forgot to stand up and wait until we are off the stage to say things like that."<br />
<br />
<br />
Cote rolls her eyes.<br />
<br />
(Cote disappears behind the rapidly closing curtains with Dumfre, now on his feet, in tow.)<br />
<br />
A voice from the shadows recites:<br />
<br />
"A lone mime, dressed in black-and-white stripes with stark theatrical makeup, stands upon the stage. A high-top table nearby is draped in a cream colored tablecloth and holds a small platform perch, a charcoal companion slate reading "Intermission", and some vivid violet chalk."<br />
<br />
A chorus of applause starts up, seemingly led by Tweedee.<br />
<br />
The lingering echoes of applause hang over the dais before ceasing altogether. <br />
<br />
A voice from the shadows recites:<br />
<br />
"The mime's glossy red-tinted lips curl into a smile when a parrot flies in from the wings, landing on the roost and tilting its head inquisitively."<br />
<br />
(Shaylynne waves. The parrot squawks, watching the mime expectantly. The mime opens her mouth as if to speak and closes it again. The parrot begins repeating "hello, hello, hello!")<br />
<br />
(Shaylynne looks at the bird and shrugs, and the parrot responds by ruffling its feathers, perhaps intending to mimic their body language instead.)<br />
<br />
(Shaylynne returns to their routine, touching the invisible walls of a box. The parrot takes off from its post and flies erratically around the table in a tight circle, imitating the sense of confinement.)<br />
<br />
(Shaylynne discovers an opening at the bottom and crawls on the ground to get through it. The parrot crouches down at the edge of the table and hops through a similar unseen exit, landing on the floor next to the mime.)<br />
<br />
(Shaylynne reaches the edge of the table with a triumphant grin. Alas, victory is short-lived. A storm hits. The mime leans forward at a precarious angle, struggling against a gale and the parrot beats its wings in place nearby, resisting the "wind.")<br />
<br />
(Shaylynne grips the piece of furniture and pulls themselves toward it with exaggerated effort, nearly stripping the tablecloth. She finally gets her hands on the slate.)<br />
<br />
(Shaylynne cleans off the board, writes "Scene 4" with the purple piece of chalk and sets it back down, and holds it up for the audience to see. The parrot snatches the small calcite stick in its talons and breezes by, obscuring the audience view.)<br />
<br />
(Shaylynne's eyes widen and she watches the bird in wonder. Once finished, the parrot returns the pastel medium to rest beneath the roost. The words "Blackmail for Blueprints" are sloppily scrawled beneath the mime's handwriting.)<br />
<br />
(Shaylynne takes a bow, the parrot dips its head and screeches "Bye! Bye! Bye!", and they both exit the stage.)<br />
<br />
A chorus of applause starts up, seemingly led by Tweedee.<br />
<br />
The audience response of unanimous applause surges louder. Glancing over the audience members, you notice Allye, Salvitoriel, Teavira, Nilme and Tweedee are applauding and cheering.<br />
<br />
A voice from the shadows recites:<br />
<br />
"The now familiar sound of pulleys, ropes, and rustling fabric meets your ears. The curtains slide open, once again."<br />
<br />
You notice Lasciel whistling in the seating area.<br />
<br />
The rushing sound of unanimous applause rises in volume. Glancing over the audience members, you notice Trajan, Lasciel , Ahneya, Amabalis, Harkour and Crobin are applauding and cheering.<br />
<br />
A voice from the shadows recites:<br />
<br />
"A boisterous voice booms throughout the theater declaring "Meanwhile, back at the Meeting Hall.". Deevre can be heard from backstage scolding Dumfre, who is ever so quick to blame the mime."<br />
<br />
(Stelling stands triumphantly, chest puffed out, surveying the area with a look of accomplishment. He turns toward the wings of the stage.)<br />
<br />
The lingering echoes of applause hang over the dais before ceasing altogether. <br />
<br />
Stelling exclaims, "The materials are ready!"<br />
<br />
(Stelling approaches the main table. He comes to a halt, his expression shifting to one of utter confusion as he finds a half-eaten ham and a soiled scrap of paper where the blueprints should have been.)<br />
<br />
(Stelling picks up the permeated piece of parchment with two fingers, holding it out at a safe distance in front of him out with a heavy, weary sigh.)<br />
<br />
Stelling confusedly asks, "Hrm, I recognize this letterhead but not the handwriting. What is it for this time, did they resurrect another victim of their own violence?"<br />
<br />
A chorus of applause starts up, seemingly led by Crobin.<br />
<br />
The lingering echoes of applause hang over the dais before ceasing altogether. <br />
<br />
(Stelling peruses the document, his eyes widening the further down they move.)<br />
<br />
Stelling annoyedly exclaims, "This isn't an invoice, it's a ransom note to recover my own documents!"<br />
<br />
Stelling scowls to himself.<br />
<br />
(Stelling strides back and forth across the floor, clutching the note. His weary sighs shift to ones of exasperation and he presses his face into the palm of his hand, shaking his head.)<br />
<br />
Stelling resignedly says, "Well, we do need to get those plans back or there will be no bridge in the near future."<br />
<br />
Stelling knits his eyebrows together in a thoughtful frown.<br />
<br />
Stelling exclaims, "Page! Come in here, please!"<br />
<br />
(Stelling paces impatiently a few moments before a Page rushes onto the stage, bowing low.)<br />
<br />
Stelling asks, "How much is left in the coffers?"<br />
<br />
Kiashandra nervously says, "Plenty, Sir, but most has been reserved for His Grace's eventual wedding."<br />
<br />
(Kiashandra mumbles under his breath and turns to the audience.)<br />
<br />
(Kiashandra whispers audibly "IF it ever happens.")<br />
<br />
Kiashandra smirks.<br />
<br />
Kiashandra quickly clasps both hands over her mouth.<br />
<br />
Stelling thoughtfully says, "Hmm... why don't we split the bill with the Velakans? Send them an -actual- invoice, not a threat like this garbage."<br />
<br />
From the seating area you hear Lasciel yell, "Kiashandraaaa!!!"<br />
<br />
<br />
Stelling confidentially says, "I am certain they will pay it and we can reimburse the purse later."<br />
<br />
(Kiashandra faces the Advisor, visibly jarred by the suggestion.)<br />
<br />
Kiashandra hesitantly says, "But Sir... what if they don't pay it? I don't think this bridge benefits them the way it does us."<br />
<br />
Stelling says, "Then I will be sure to throw a bachelor party that both makes up for it and makes him forget all about this little debacle."<br />
<br />
Stelling waves dismissively.<br />
<br />
Kiashandra quietly says to herself, "Yeah...and those nuptials are less likely to occur at this point than the Velakans helping us."<br />
<br />
Kiashandra ponders.<br />
<br />
Kiashandra says, "Very well, I will retrieve the keys and the ledger, Advisor. I shall be right back."<br />
<br />
(Stelling waves a hand toward the door to shoo them away, confirming the conversation is over.)<br />
<br />
Stelling says, "They owe us, anyhow. That Sand Elf's cookies had the entire Court sick for days. We're still catching up on the backlog of paperwork and petitions."<br />
<br />
Stelling grumbles.<br />
<br />
Stelling firmly says, "What we can't afford are more delays on this bridge. We already cut down the rope, and cupcake revenues have already dropped considerably."<br />
<br />
(Kiashandra, who hasn't finished leaving, chimes in.)<br />
<br />
Kiashandra asks, "I don't think that many people were carrying cupcakes over the rope bridge were they?"<br />
<br />
Stelling looks at Kiashandra and sighs.<br />
<br />
Stelling says, "I've seen what some event planners can do with one hand and a picnic basket."<br />
<br />
A chorus of applause starts up, seemingly led by Lasciel .<br />
<br />
The lingering echoes of applause hang over the dais before ceasing altogether. <br />
<br />
(Stelling appears deep in thought, pivoting towards the right wing as the page exits stage left. He mutters something about them wanting the currency in dokoras, too. The curtains meet at the center of the stage, segueing to the next scene.)<br />
<br />
A chorus of applause starts up, seemingly led by Amabalis.<br />
<br />
The audience response of unanimous applause rises in volume. Glancing over the audience members, you notice Lasciel , Amabalis and Harkour are applauding and cheering.<br />
<br />
A voice from the shadows recites:<br />
<br />
"Creak, groan, squeak. Night has fallen over the quad. A single, overflowing bag of coins sits atop a marble pedestal near the fountain. Large shadows stretch across the cobbles as two small figures in bandit masks emerge, eyes darting suspiciously in every direction."<br />
<br />
A chorus of applause starts up, seemingly led by Crobin.<br />
<br />
The audience response of unanimous applause rises in volume. Glancing over the audience members, you notice Ruea, Lasciel and Crobin are applauding and cheering.<br />
<br />
Cote muffledly asks, "Is it there? Do you see the loot?"<br />
<br />
(Senthic awkwardly waddles forward on his knees, committed to the vertical challenges of his role. He fumbles his shoes, which he was still holding, and falls face first onto the floor.)<br />
<br />
The lingering echoes of applause hang over the dais before ceasing altogether. <br />
<br />
(Senthic regains his composure and reaches the pedestal. He heaves the bag from it, and it *clinks* noisily.)<br />
<br />
Senthic exclaims, "Dumfre says, vociferously..IT'S HEAVY! We're rich, Deevre! We can buy so many gears! Or our own butcher shop. OH, a whole pig farm!"<br />
<br />
Cote says, "Not so loud, you bucket-head! Put the "new" blueprints where they belong and let's scram before the guard comes back."<br />
<br />
Cote tiredly says, "Also, I am pretty sure you're not supposed to read the part of the script with your name in it."<br />
<br />
Cote smirks.<br />
<br />
Senthic snarkily says, "You can't make fun of the shape of my head, we're twins, we have the identical ones."<br />
<br />
Cote urgently exclaims, "That's not what I... We don't have time for this argument, Dumfre!"<br />
<br />
(Senthic gets a mostly clean and crisp roll of parchment from his pocket and swaps it for the platinums. Mostly. A single fingerprint mars the surface.)<br />
<br />
Senthic doubtfully asks, "You sure they won't notice this one is also stained?"<br />
<br />
Cote gruffly exclaims, "They're politicians. They're used to grease. Move it!"<br />
<br />
(Cote grabs Dumfre by the shirt collar and drags him off-stage as a faint whistle of a patrolling guard is heard in the distance.)<br />
<br />
A voice from the shadows recites:<br />
<br />
"Voices and activity can be heard behind the curtains before they divide. The sounds of hammers hitting wood, the scraping of stone, and the grunts from the exertion of manual labor fill the theater."<br />
<br />
(Stelling stands amidst a chaotic construction scene. He wears a bright yellow hard hat decorated with a Therengian white rose. Unfurling the blueprints left by the Gnomes, he squints at the parchment.)<br />
<br />
Stelling asks, "What in the name of the Chadatru is this? Why is there a pink spot where the central support should be? And... is that mustard on one of the keystones?"<br />
<br />
(Stelling turns the paper upside down, then sideways. He raises it to his nose briefly, and recoils.)<br />
<br />
Stelling says, "It looks and smells like a small child designed a bridge while eating their breakfast, that is now at least a day or two spoiled."<br />
<br />
Stelling wrinkles his nose.<br />
<br />
Stelling sighs deeply, looking very depressed.<br />
<br />
Stelling says, "Well, the workers are already billing us by the hour, and the Baron wants to see results."<br />
<br />
(Stelling waves a hand dismissively toward the wings.)<br />
<br />
Stelling resignedly says, "Let's build it! Tell them the pink and yellow marks are nothing of import. If it stands, it stands. If it falls, we'll blame the Velakans for not paying us back."<br />
<br />
Zersha glances at Stelling.<br />
<br />
Zersha snidely says in a Velakan accent, "I don't feel we owed you anything to begin with. Perhaps you should have let us into your precious Telomin Hall."<br />
<br />
Zersha sticks her nose up in the air haughtily.<br />
<br />
(Senthic whistles a jaunty tune, and Deevre hums happily as they move about the construction site.)<br />
<br />
Senthic asks, "What's a Telomin Hall?"<br />
<br />
Cote says, "The place where you found your favorite napkin."<br />
<br />
Cote winks.<br />
<br />
Senthic slowly says, "Ohhhh."<br />
<br />
Senthic excitedly exclaims, "Yes! The one that made us rich!"<br />
<br />
Cote places her hand over Senthic's mouth.<br />
<br />
Cote says, "I'm just glad we can afford more food, it means your mouth is busy doing something other than speaking."<br />
<br />
Cote smiles.<br />
<br />
(Cote returns to work, glancing at the section of bridge he was tending to and scratching his head. He shifts his gaze to the remaining materials, and back again.)<br />
<br />
Cote confusedly says, "Hey, um, Advisor? One of the bricks is missing."<br />
<br />
(Stelling sees the empty materials box, and the gap in the parapet. He drops his hammer, right on his foot, and curses.)<br />
<br />
Stelling quaveringly asks, "Don't tell me... is that brick being held for ransom too?"<br />
<br />
A nervous tic starts up around Stelling's eye.<br />
<br />
(Stelling waits for an answer with a wild-eyed, unhinged countenance.)<br />
<br />
Senthic mischievously says, "Maybe the Baron's previous fiance took it in a fit of jealous rage."<br />
<br />
Cote joshingly asks, "Would you call that...ex-tortion?"<br />
<br />
Cote holds her hand out towards Senthic for a highfive.<br />
<br />
Senthic and Cote highfive each other and follow it up with simultaneous finger snaps. Sassy!<br />
<br />
(Cote and his brother nearly collapse in a fit of giggles, and both Gnomes wander off stage.)<br />
<br />
Zersha tonelessly says in a Velakan accent, "Nice."<br />
<br />
Zersha smirks.<br />
<br />
Zersha says in a Velakan accent, "I think I left my oven on."<br />
<br />
<br />
From the seating area you hear Lasciel yell, "Kiashandraaaa!!"<br />
<br />
(Zersha shrugs at the Advisor and saunters away behind the siblings.)<br />
<br />
You notice Amabalis cheering for Kiashandra from the seating area.<br />
<br />
Stelling asks, "Why does she always smell like lemons?"<br />
<br />
You notice Lasciel cheering for Kiashandra from the seating area.<br />
<br />
Stelling shudders.<br />
<br />
Stelling says, "I suppose I should report this to His Grace. I'm going to end up back on moat duty at this rate."<br />
<br />
(Stelling follows suit and leaves the scene after the Sand Elf. The curtains remain open.)<br />
<br />
A voice from the shadows recites:<br />
<br />
"Some time passes while a flurry of stagehands breeze by and set the final scene. Not a lot has changed, the fragmented bridge still stands as it was. An actor appears, nearly unrecognizable as the fountain boy from earlier, except paler-skinned, darker-haired, and dressed in filthy, tattered robes."<br />
<br />
(Cherisse hoists a dark, soot-stained brick into place, completing the construction. He hums a low, haunting tune and taps the brick at the very center of the railing.)<br />
<br />
Cherisse darkly asks in a Kreshi accent, "There. Something to capture the soul of the city. It adds character, don't you think?"<br />
<br />
(Stelling walks out onto the bridge, gasping at the dark slab in horror.)<br />
<br />
Stelling exclaims, "We can't have that! That... it's vibrating! And it's definitely not Therengian homeowners approved grey!"<br />
<br />
Cherisse looks thoughtful for a moment, then shrugs.<br />
<br />
Cherisse darkly says in a Kreshi accent, "It's a centerpiece with more structural integrity than most people have, once you dissect them. I mean their personalities, of course."<br />
<br />
(Cherisse villainously steeples his hands, fingertips tapping rapidly.)<br />
<br />
Cherisse darkly says in a Kreshi accent, "The vibrations remind me of the void."<br />
<br />
Cherisse squeals!<br />
<br />
Cherisse darkly says in a Kreshi accent, "Er, I mean..."<br />
<br />
Cherisse cackles deep in her throat, her voice rising in chilling laughter.<br />
<br />
Stelling disgustedly exclaims, "Ugh, fine. We will hide it with some ivy later. Now, clear the bridge, the opening ceremony is starting!"<br />
<br />
A voice from the shadows recites:<br />
<br />
"Fanfare fills the air from within the orchestra pit, the din amplified by the acoustics in the theater."<br />
<br />
(Cherisse steps out onto the structure, eyeing something intently at the other side of it.)<br />
<br />
Stelling exclaims, "Umm, His Grace was to be blessing the new bridge, not you! Get back here! Guards!"<br />
<br />
Zersha coyly says in a Velakan accent, "I am sure your compatriots will arrive soon, perhaps in a day or two, when that rickety drawbridge finishes lowering..."<br />
<br />
Zersha smiles at Stelling, revealing the dimples in her cheeks.<br />
<br />
Zersha says in a Velakan accent, "...and that is only if it doesn't get stuck in the middle, like this project. At least it wasn't entirely abandoned, like I was outside Telomin Hall."<br />
<br />
From the seating area you hear Milja yell, "clean it with lemons!"<br />
<br />
Zersha's eyes roll back, and she sways precariously.<br />
Stelling says to Zersha, "You know, I'm never quite sure if you're flirting or insulting me."<br />
<br />
Zersha says to Stelling in a Velakan accent, "Ew. No, I'm not flirting. But they sure are."<br />
<br />
A little bit of laughter floats over from the audience.<br />
<br />
(Zersha points at Xanto, the last bricklayer.)<br />
<br />
(Cherisse is met at the other end of the bridge by a beautiful woman wearing an ethereal white cassock. The stage darkens and spotlights shift to cast a glowing halo of light around her head.)<br />
<br />
(Cherisse shares a long, suspenseful exchange with the lady cleric. She takes his hand and leads him off the set to the right, just beyond a wayfinding sign reading "Rossman's Landing". The lightning effect returns to the stage and everyone hurries away before the next storm hits.)<br />
<br />
Stelling says, "Oh, great, more rain."<br />
<br />
Zersha amusedly says in a Velakan accent, "Maybe it will help cleanse your tainted bridge."<br />
<br />
(Zersha opens an umbrella over the Advisor's head as they move left, towards Therenborough.)<br />
<br />
Stelling says, "You're still not getting into Telomin Hall, Sand Elf."<br />
<br />
A voice from the shadows recites:<br />
<br />
"And with that, our story ends, for now. Love, it seems, can bridge even the widest ravines... or at the very least survive the most ridiculous construction projects. But THAT is a story for another time. To be continued..."<br />
<br />
A chorus of applause starts up, seemingly led by Nilme.<br />
<br />
You notice Lasciel cheering for Kiashandra from the seating area.<br />
<br />
The audience response of unanimous applause surges louder. Glancing over the audience members, you notice Trajan, Lasciel , Ahneya, Salvitoriel , Teavira, Hebion, Vendelt, Nilme, Crobin and Thaylinia are applauding and cheering.<br />
<br />
You notice Amabalis cheering in the seating area.<br />
<br />
You notice Trajan whistling in the seating area.<br />
<br />
You notice Lasciel cheering for Stelling from the seating area.<br />
<br />
You notice Amabalis cheering for Kiashandra from the seating area.<br />
<br />
The cacophony of unanimous applause lowers in volume. Glancing over the audience members, you notice Saoirsi, Trajan, Lasciel , Salvitoriel , Vendelt, Nilme, Tweedee and Harkour are applauding and cheering. A few of the audience members are standing while showing their appreciation.<br />
<br />
Shaylynne sinks into a deep curtsy.<br />
<br />
You notice Harkour cheering for you from the seating area.<br />
<br />
You notice Nilme cheering for you from the seating area.<br />
<br />
Shaylynne recites:<br />
<br />
"Our sincerest thanks for coming out to our inaugural play!"<br />
<br />
"If you've enjoyed this one, I have good news, because we've got a few lined up and there are more to come."<br />
<br />
The sound of unanimous applause rises in volume. Glancing over the audience members, you notice Ruea, Ahneya, Salvitoriel , Hebion, Nilme and Harkour are applauding and cheering. A few of the audience members are standing while showing their appreciation.<br />
<br />
"Our next feature is a piece called "The Troll Bride" written by the talented storyteller Zersha - tale of love, custom, and the unexpected consequences of killing a troll."<br />
<br />
The rushing sound of unanimous applause lowers in volume. Glancing over the audience members, you notice Allye and Nilme are applauding and cheering.<br />
<br />
From the seating area you hear Crobin yell, "Way to go you all"<br />
<br />
From the seating area you hear Vendelt yell, "Bravo! Brava! Braveee!"<br />
<br />
You notice Tweedee cheering in the seating area.<br />
<br />
"And someday, in a sequel to Love Abridged, find out what became of the necromancer and cleric who found companionship from an ill-fated construction crew."<br />
<br />
The lingering echoes of applause hang over the dais before ceasing altogether. <br />
<br />
"Keep an eye on the bulletins and we hope to see you again."<br />
<br />
From the seating area you hear Harkour yell, "You broke all the legs!"<br />
"That said, let me introduce our hard working players for some much deserved applause, with much gratitude for those who were good sports about us telling the story my way."<br />
<br />
Shaylynne grins impishly.<br />
<br />
"Eskerith, our narrator, to whom we promised an easy job, except for when the twins kept going off script."<br />
<br />
"Zersha, our Lady of the Sands, based on Ahneya."<br />
<br />
"Stelling, our Court Advisor, based on Aaiyaah."<br />
<br />
"Deevre, played by Cote, and Dumfre, played by Senthic. While a bit too tall for their real life counterparts, they were representing our beloved ham loving twins, the infamous Tweedee and Tweedum."<br />
<br />
"Maven of Fire Kiashandra played the Page as her first foray into the acting world. We are happy she resisted the temptation to set the Court Advisor, and possibly the theater, alight tonight."<br />
<br />
"Last but not least, Xanto, played by Cherisse. A cleric who bravely took the stage for the role as the necromancer who laid the last brick. We hope to see her back on stage for the second part of this story and more!"<br />
<br />
"Thank you again for being in our audience and we will see you in the lobby if you wish to hang out and have a drink at our pavilion afterward!"<br />
<br />
Stelling exclaims, "And don't forget to give an extra cheer for Shaylynne, the writer!"<br />
<br />
Shaylynne waves her hand dismissively, blushes, and leads the Misfit crew backstage.</div>SHAELYNNhttps://elanthipedia.play.net/index.php?title=Musparan_Society_of_Misfit_Mummers&diff=695822Musparan Society of Misfit Mummers2026-10-04T02:07:08Z<p>SHAELYNN: </p>
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<div>{{PCOrg}}<br />
{{Cat|Player organizations,Unofficial organizations}}<br />
<br />
{| class="wikitable" style=" float:right;text-align: left; font-size: 95%;"<br />
|-<br />
| colspan="2" style="font-size: large; text-align:center;" | '''Musparan Society of Misfit Mummers'''<br /><small>''This is an unofficial group''</small><br />
|-<br />
|{{#if: {{{logo|}}}||width=100%}}|[[File:MoMM.jpg|300px]]<br />
{| width=100%<br />
! Province Base:<br />
| Velaka<br />
|-<br />
! City Base:<br />
| {{#if: {{{city|}}}|{{{city}}}|Muspar'i}}<br />
|-<br />
! Active Members:<br />
| {{#if: {{{activemembers|}}}|{{{activemembers}}}|12}}<br />
|-<br />
! Website:<br />
| {{#if: {{{website|}}}|[{{{website}}} {{{website}}}]|None}}<br />
|- <br />
!style="text-align:center;" | '''Directors'''<br />
!style="text-align:center;" | '''Other Members'''<br />
|-valign=top<br />
| <br />
[[Shaylynne]] & [[Ahneya]] <br/><br />
| <br />
{{#if: {{{|}}}|{{{members}}}|[[Allye]] <br/> [[Cote]] <br/> [[Eskerith]] <br/> [[Kiashandra]] <br/> [[Rezzian]] <br/> [[Senthic]] <br/> [[Stelling]] <br/> [[Trajan]] <br/> [[Ysindre]] <br/> [[Zersha]]}}<br />
|}<br />
{{#if: {{{logo|}}}|{{!}}style="background: #{{{color}}};"{{!}}[[Image:{{{logo}}}]]|}}<br />
|}<includeonly>[[page type is::organization| ]]{{#ifeq: {{{official|}}}|no|{{cat|Unofficial organizations}}|}}{{cat|Player organizations}}</includeonly><br />
<br />
<br />
== Vision ==<br />
<br />
The Musparan Society of Misfit Mummers is a group of friends, performers, and playwrights hoping to bring their original works of art to the Desert Jewel of Velaka. <br />
<br />
<br />
== Venues ==<br />
<br />
Heketha Theater<br />
<br />
== Events & Performances ==<br />
<br />
{|class="wikitable"<br />
|-<br />
| '''Event Name''' || '''Event Date''' || '''Performance Location'''|| '''Event Description'''|| '''Event Log'''<br />
|-<br />
| Silver Coin Silent Auction|| 30 Shorka 456 (5/7/2026) || Silver Coin Inn || A variety of items were donated and sold off, to fund a treasury for the artists members involved with future performances.|| Our sincerest gratitude to all donors and benefactors that supported this effort to get started.<br />
|-<br />
| Misfit Mummers Cabaret and Matinee|| 26 and 38 Dolefaren 456 (6/25 & 6/28/2026) || Iz'natha Bar || Open practice session attended by a variety of local and transient artists. || <br />
|-<br />
| Misfit Mummers Presents Love Abridged: A Therengian Parroty|| 26 Skullcleaver 457 (9/23/2026) || Heketha Theater || A Play || TBD<br />
|-<br />
|}</div>SHAELYNNhttps://elanthipedia.play.net/index.php?title=Vekara&diff=694746Vekara2026-09-07T21:19:45Z<p>SHAELYNN: </p>
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<div>{{PC<br />
| name = Vekara Vezgalig'Vriva<br />
| status = a<br />
| race = Rakash<br />
| gender = Female<br />
| guild = Empath<br />
| instance = Prime<br />
|relat=Sfek Vauns Arotru}}<br />
<br />
You see Beautician Vekara Vezgalig'Vriva, Pack Doctor of Siksraja, a Rakash Empath.<br /><br />
She has sharp fangs, pointed ears, starry Katamba-black eyes and a straight nose. Her lilac hair is very long and wavy with Katamba-black tips, and is worn in an elegant upswept arrangement threaded with some cylindrical howlite hairbeads. She has smooth skin and a well-defined figure.<br /><br />
She is tall for a Rakash.<br /><br />
She appears to be young.<br /><br />
Her right hip has a tattoo of a bent tree with tentacular roots.<br /><br />
<br /><br />
She is wearing a corseted Katamba-black rantija with a deeply cowled hood of twilight uzil, a delicately braided tursa choker suspending a single black diamond disc, a backless plum whisperlayne safos with airy layered gossamer skirts, an icy pink moonflower with a deep rose center, a polished asini oath ring graced with a large glittering avene, a Siksrajan applewood kennel painted with an idyllic orchard and a pair of knee-high leather nauda bound by crisscrossed strips of cashmere.<br /><br />
<br /><br />
== '''Moonskin''' ==<br /><br />
<br /><br />
Vekara has a wolfish face with sharp fangs, pointed ears, ferociously feral enchanting forfra eyes and a keen lupine muzzle, a katamba-black coat with white masking, a long floofy tail and a well-defined figure.</div>SHAELYNNhttps://elanthipedia.play.net/index.php?title=Ivre&diff=694115Ivre2026-08-23T13:35:59Z<p>SHAELYNN: </p>
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<div>{{PC<br />
| name = Ivre Thangar aka Miss Thang<br/>[[File:Ivre.jpg|Ivre|400px]]<br />
| status = a<br />
| race = Human<br />
| gender = Female<br />
| guild = Paladin<br />
| instance = Prime<br />
|relat=Trajan}}<br />
<br />
<br /><br />
== '''Mirror Mirror''' ==<br />
You see Madame Ivre Thangar, Guardian Lady of Langenfirth, a Human Paladin.<br /><br />
She has a pair of black knit earmuffs trimmed with floofy white fur protecting her ears and a spike of riven soulstone lodged in the brow above one of her thick-lashed moss-green eyes. Her lavender-streaked bright green hair is very long and straight with smoky lilac ends, and is worn pulled back by a twisted strand of blighted abyssal quartz skulls and allowed to flow over the shoulders. She has fair skin and a lissome figure. She is tiny for a Human.<br /><br />
Some verdant twisted vines accented with delicately carved wolfsoul amber leaves float lazily around her left forearm, glowing with a lustrous sheen against her skin.<br /><br />
<br /><br />
She is wearing a flowing silkbloom cloak that swathes the body in its phantasmal black shades, a queen-of-the-night lily, a vine-choked gravecloth tombstone inscribed with faded lettering, a sultry strapless madun gown with a plunging bodice edged in bloodmist garnets, a dark everdusk damite wristcuff inlaid with starshine pentagrams, a tarnished starshine and kiralan wedding band bisected by trapeze-cut zuzarets, a quintuply looped hip-chain strung with a plethora of pendulous charms and some precarious shiny black pumps perched upon wickedly high heels.<br />
<br /><br />
<br /><br />
She was born on the 13th day of the 9th month of Dolefaren the Brigantine in the year of the Emerald Dolphin, 432 years after the victory of Lanival the Redeemer.<br /><br />
<br /><br />
She affirmed her vows before the gods in the 2nd month of Ka'len the Sea Drake in the year of the Silver Unicorn, 455.<br /><br />
<br />
== '''Mr. & Mrs. Thangar''' ==<br />
[[File:Trajan and Ivre.png|frameless|400px]]<br />
<br />
== '''A Knight On The Town''' ==<br />
[[File:IvreFormal.jpg|frameless|400px]]<br />
<br />
== '''Bin There Done That''' ==<br />
[[File:LangHome.jpg|frameless|600px]]</div>SHAELYNNhttps://elanthipedia.play.net/index.php?title=Ivre&diff=694114Ivre2026-08-23T13:35:17Z<p>SHAELYNN: </p>
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<div>{{PC<br />
| name = Ivre Thangar aka Miss Thang<br/>[[File:Ivre.jpg|Ivre|400px]]<br />
| status = a<br />
| race = Human<br />
| gender = Female<br />
| guild = Paladin<br />
| instance = Prime<br />
|relat=Trajan}}<br />
<br />
<br /><br />
== '''Mirror Mirror On The Wall''' ==<br />
You see Madame Ivre Thangar, Guardian Lady of Langenfirth, a Human Paladin.<br /><br />
She has a pair of black knit earmuffs trimmed with floofy white fur protecting her ears and a spike of riven soulstone lodged in the brow above one of her thick-lashed moss-green eyes. Her lavender-streaked bright green hair is very long and straight with smoky lilac ends, and is worn pulled back by a twisted strand of blighted abyssal quartz skulls and allowed to flow over the shoulders. She has fair skin and a lissome figure. She is tiny for a Human.<br /><br />
Some verdant twisted vines accented with delicately carved wolfsoul amber leaves float lazily around her left forearm, glowing with a lustrous sheen against her skin.<br /><br />
<br /><br />
She is wearing a flowing silkbloom cloak that swathes the body in its phantasmal black shades, a queen-of-the-night lily, a vine-choked gravecloth tombstone inscribed with faded lettering, a sultry strapless madun gown with a plunging bodice edged in bloodmist garnets, a dark everdusk damite wristcuff inlaid with starshine pentagrams, a tarnished starshine and kiralan wedding band bisected by trapeze-cut zuzarets, a quintuply looped hip-chain strung with a plethora of pendulous charms and some precarious shiny black pumps perched upon wickedly high heels.<br />
<br /><br />
<br /><br />
She was born on the 13th day of the 9th month of Dolefaren the Brigantine in the year of the Emerald Dolphin, 432 years after the victory of Lanival the Redeemer.<br /><br />
<br /><br />
She affirmed her vows before the gods in the 2nd month of Ka'len the Sea Drake in the year of the Silver Unicorn, 455.<br /><br />
<br />
== '''Mr. & Mrs. Thangar''' ==<br />
[[File:Trajan and Ivre.png|frameless|400px]]<br />
<br />
== '''A Knight On The Town''' ==<br />
[[File:IvreFormal.jpg|frameless|400px]]<br />
<br />
== '''Bin There Done That''' ==<br />
[[File:LangHome.jpg|frameless|600px]]</div>SHAELYNNhttps://elanthipedia.play.net/index.php?title=Ivre&diff=694113Ivre2026-08-23T13:33:37Z<p>SHAELYNN: </p>
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<div>{{PC<br />
| name = Ivre Thangar aka Miss Thang<br/>[[File:Ivre.jpg|Ivre|400px]]<br />
| status = a<br />
| race = Human<br />
| gender = Female<br />
| guild = Paladin<br />
| instance = Prime<br />
|relat=Trajan}}<br />
<br />
<br /><br />
== '''Appearance''' ==<br />
You see Madame Ivre Thangar, Guardian Lady of Langenfirth, a Human Paladin.<br /><br />
She has a pair of black knit earmuffs trimmed with floofy white fur protecting her ears and a spike of riven soulstone lodged in the brow above one of her thick-lashed moss-green eyes. Her lavender-streaked bright green hair is very long and straight with smoky lilac ends, and is worn pulled back by a twisted strand of blighted abyssal quartz skulls and allowed to flow over the shoulders. She has fair skin and a lissome figure. She is tiny for a Human.<br /><br />
Some verdant twisted vines accented with delicately carved wolfsoul amber leaves float lazily around her left forearm, glowing with a lustrous sheen against her skin.<br /><br />
<br /><br />
She is wearing a flowing silkbloom cloak that swathes the body in its phantasmal black shades, a queen-of-the-night lily, a vine-choked gravecloth tombstone inscribed with faded lettering, a sultry strapless madun gown with a plunging bodice edged in bloodmist garnets, a dark everdusk damite wristcuff inlaid with starshine pentagrams, a tarnished starshine and kiralan wedding band bisected by trapeze-cut zuzarets, a quintuply looped hip-chain strung with a plethora of pendulous charms and some precarious shiny black pumps perched upon wickedly high heels.<br />
<br /><br />
<br /><br />
She was born on the 13th day of the 9th month of Dolefaren the Brigantine in the year of the Emerald Dolphin, 432 years after the victory of Lanival the Redeemer.<br /><br />
<br /><br />
She affirmed her vows before the gods in the 2nd month of Ka'len the Sea Drake in the year of the Silver Unicorn, 455.<br /><br />
<br />
== '''Mr. & Mrs. Thangar''' ==<br />
[[File:Trajan and Ivre.png|frameless|400px]]<br />
<br />
== '''A Knight On The Town''' ==<br />
[[File:IvreFormal.jpg|frameless|400px]]<br />
<br />
== '''Bin There Done That''' ==<br />
[[File:LangHome.jpg|frameless|600px]]</div>SHAELYNNhttps://elanthipedia.play.net/index.php?title=Ivre&diff=694112Ivre2026-08-23T13:31:36Z<p>SHAELYNN: </p>
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<div>{{PC<br />
| name = Ivre Thangar aka Miss Thang<br/>[[File:Ivre.jpg|Ivre|400px]]<br />
| status = a<br />
| race = Human<br />
| gender = Female<br />
| guild = Paladin<br />
| instance = Prime<br />
|relat=Trajan}}<br />
<br />
<br /><br />
== '''Appearance''' ==<br />
You see Madame Ivre Thangar, Guardian Lady of Langenfirth, a Human Paladin.<br /><br />
She has a pair of black knit earmuffs trimmed with floofy white fur protecting her ears and a spike of riven soulstone lodged in the brow above one of her thick-lashed moss-green eyes. Her lavender-streaked bright green hair is very long and straight with smoky lilac ends, and is worn pulled back by a twisted strand of blighted abyssal quartz skulls and allowed to flow over the shoulders. She has fair skin and a lissome figure. She is tiny for a Human.<br /><br />
Some verdant twisted vines accented with delicately carved wolfsoul amber leaves float lazily around her left forearm, glowing with a lustrous sheen against her skin.<br /><br />
<br /><br />
She is wearing a flowing silkbloom cloak that swathes the body in its phantasmal black shades, a queen-of-the-night lily, a vine-choked gravecloth tombstone inscribed with faded lettering, a sultry strapless madun gown with a plunging bodice edged in bloodmist garnets, a dark everdusk damite wristcuff inlaid with starshine pentagrams, a tarnished starshine and kiralan wedding band bisected by trapeze-cut zuzarets, a quintuply looped hip-chain strung with a plethora of pendulous charms and some precarious shiny black pumps perched upon wickedly high heels.<br />
<br /><br />
<br /><br />
She was born on the 13th day of the 9th month of Dolefaren the Brigantine in the year of the Emerald Dolphin, 432 years after the victory of Lanival the Redeemer.<br /><br />
<br /><br />
She affirmed her vows before the gods in the 2nd month of Ka'len the Sea Drake in the year of the Silver Unicorn, 455.<br /><br />
<br />
== '''Mr. & Mrs. Thangar''' ==<br />
[[File:Trajan and Ivre.png|frameless|400px]]<br />
<br />
== '''A Knight On The Town''' ==<br />
[[File:IvreFormal.jpg|frameless|400px]]<br />
<br />
== '''Nowhere Like Home''' ==<br />
[[File:LangHome.jpg|frameless|400px]]</div>SHAELYNNhttps://elanthipedia.play.net/index.php?title=File:LangHome.jpg&diff=694111File:LangHome.jpg2026-08-23T13:29:46Z<p>SHAELYNN: </p>
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<div></div>SHAELYNNhttps://elanthipedia.play.net/index.php?title=Ivre&diff=694110Ivre2026-08-23T13:27:34Z<p>SHAELYNN: </p>
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<div>{{PC<br />
| name = Ivre Thangar aka Miss Thang<br/>[[File:Ivre.jpg|Ivre|400px]]<br />
| status = a<br />
| race = Human<br />
| gender = Female<br />
| guild = Paladin<br />
| instance = Prime<br />
|relat=Trajan}}<br />
<br />
<br /><br />
== '''Appearance''' ==<br />
You see Madame Ivre Thangar, Guardian Lady of Langenfirth, a Human Paladin.<br /><br />
She has a pair of black knit earmuffs trimmed with floofy white fur protecting her ears and a spike of riven soulstone lodged in the brow above one of her thick-lashed moss-green eyes. Her lavender-streaked bright green hair is very long and straight with smoky lilac ends, and is worn pulled back by a twisted strand of blighted abyssal quartz skulls and allowed to flow over the shoulders. She has fair skin and a lissome figure. She is tiny for a Human.<br /><br />
Some verdant twisted vines accented with delicately carved wolfsoul amber leaves float lazily around her left forearm, glowing with a lustrous sheen against her skin.<br /><br />
<br /><br />
She is wearing a flowing silkbloom cloak that swathes the body in its phantasmal black shades, a queen-of-the-night lily, a vine-choked gravecloth tombstone inscribed with faded lettering, a sultry strapless madun gown with a plunging bodice edged in bloodmist garnets, a dark everdusk damite wristcuff inlaid with starshine pentagrams, a tarnished starshine and kiralan wedding band bisected by trapeze-cut zuzarets, a quintuply looped hip-chain strung with a plethora of pendulous charms and some precarious shiny black pumps perched upon wickedly high heels.<br />
<br /><br />
<br /><br />
She was born on the 13th day of the 9th month of Dolefaren the Brigantine in the year of the Emerald Dolphin, 432 years after the victory of Lanival the Redeemer.<br /><br />
<br /><br />
She affirmed her vows before the gods in the 2nd month of Ka'len the Sea Drake in the year of the Silver Unicorn, 455.<br /><br />
<br />
== '''Mr. & Mrs. Thangar''' ==<br />
[[File:Trajan and Ivre.png|frameless|400px]]<br />
<br />
== '''A Knight On The Town''' ==<br />
[[File:IvreFormal.jpg|frameless|400px]]</div>SHAELYNNhttps://elanthipedia.play.net/index.php?title=Ivre&diff=693906Ivre2026-08-16T17:41:45Z<p>SHAELYNN: </p>
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<div>{{PC<br />
| name = Ivre Thangar aka Miss Thang<br/>[[File:Ivre.jpg|Ivre|400px]]<br />
| status = a<br />
| race = Human<br />
| gender = Female<br />
| guild = Paladin<br />
| instance = Prime<br />
|relat=Trajan}}<br />
<br />
<br /><br />
== '''Appearance''' ==<br />
You see Madame Ivre Thangar, Guardian Lady of Langenfirth, a Human Paladin.<br /><br />
She has a pair of black knit earmuffs trimmed with floofy white fur protecting her ears and a spike of riven soulstone lodged in the brow above one of her thick-lashed moss-green eyes. Her lavender-streaked bright green hair is very long and straight with smoky lilac ends, and is worn pulled back by a twisted strand of blighted abyssal quartz skulls and allowed to flow over the shoulders. She has fair skin and a lissome figure. She is tiny for a Human.<br /><br />
Some verdant twisted vines accented with delicately carved wolfsoul amber leaves float lazily around her left forearm, glowing with a lustrous sheen against her skin.<br /><br />
<br /><br />
She is wearing an iron lover's token with a crimson bloodgem droplet nestled within a blackthorn heart, a flowing silkbloom cloak that swathes the body in its phantasmal black shades, a queen-of-the-night lily, a vine-choked gravecloth tombstone inscribed with faded lettering, a sultry strapless madun gown with a plunging bodice edged in bloodmist garnets, a dark everdusk damite wristcuff inlaid with starshine pentagrams, a tarnished starshine and kiralan wedding band bisected by trapeze-cut zuzarets, a quintuply looped hip-chain strung with a plethora of pendulous charms and some precarious shiny black pumps perched upon wickedly high heels.<br />
<br /><br />
<br /><br />
She was born on the 13th day of the 9th month of Dolefaren the Brigantine in the year of the Emerald Dolphin, 432 years after the victory of Lanival the Redeemer.<br /><br />
<br /><br />
She affirmed her vows before the gods in the 2nd month of Ka'len the Sea Drake in the year of the Silver Unicorn, 455.<br /><br />
<br />
== '''Mr. & Mrs. Thangar''' ==<br />
[[File:Trajan and Ivre.png|frameless|400px]]<br />
<br />
== '''A Knight On The Town''' ==<br />
[[File:IvreFormal.jpg|frameless|400px]]</div>SHAELYNNhttps://elanthipedia.play.net/index.php?title=Ivre&diff=693905Ivre2026-08-16T17:21:22Z<p>SHAELYNN: </p>
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<div>{{PC<br />
| name = Ivre Thangar aka Miss Thang<br/>[[File:Ivre.jpg|Ivre|400px]]<br />
| status = a<br />
| race = Human<br />
| gender = Female<br />
| guild = Paladin<br />
| instance = Prime<br />
|relat=Trajan}}<br />
<br />
<br /><br />
== '''Appearance''' ==<br />
You see Madame Ivre Thangar, Emerald Knight, a Human Paladin.<br /><br />
She has a pair of black knit earmuffs trimmed with floofy white fur protecting her ears and a spike of riven soulstone lodged in the brow above one of her thick-lashed moss-green eyes. Her lavender-streaked bright green hair is very long and straight with smoky lilac ends, and is worn pulled back by a twisted strand of blighted abyssal quartz skulls and allowed to flow over the shoulders. She has fair skin and a lissome figure. She is tiny for a Human.<br /><br />
Some verdant twisted vines accented with delicately carved wolfsoul amber leaves float lazily around her left forearm, glowing with a lustrous sheen against her skin.<br /><br />
<br /><br />
She is wearing an iron lover's token with a crimson bloodgem droplet nestled within a blackthorn heart, a flowing silkbloom cloak that swathes the body in its phantasmal black shades, a queen-of-the-night lily, a vine-choked gravecloth tombstone inscribed with faded lettering, a sultry strapless madun gown with a plunging bodice edged in bloodmist garnets, a dark everdusk damite wristcuff inlaid with starshine pentagrams, a tarnished starshine and kiralan wedding band bisected by trapeze-cut zuzarets, a quintuply looped hip-chain strung with a plethora of pendulous charms and some precarious shiny black pumps perched upon wickedly high heels.<br />
<br /><br />
<br /><br />
She was born on the 13th day of the 9th month of Dolefaren the Brigantine in the year of the Emerald Dolphin, 432 years after the victory of Lanival the Redeemer.<br /><br />
<br /><br />
She affirmed her vows before the gods in the 2nd month of Ka'len the Sea Drake in the year of the Silver Unicorn, 455.<br /><br />
<br />
== '''Mr. & Mrs. Thangar''' ==<br />
[[File:Trajan and Ivre.png|frameless|400px]]<br />
<br />
== '''A Knight On The Town''' ==<br />
[[File:IvreFormal.jpg|frameless|400px]]</div>SHAELYNNhttps://elanthipedia.play.net/index.php?title=Gnela&diff=693904Gnela2026-08-16T16:57:12Z<p>SHAELYNN: </p>
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<div>{{PC<br />
| name = Gnela<br />
| status = a<br />
| race = Gnome<br />
| gender = Female<br />
| guild = Necromancer<br />
| instance = Prime<br />
|relat=Gneal}}<br />
[[File:gnelalight.jpg|thumb|Masked]]<br />
[[File:gneladark.jpg|thumb|Unmasked]]<br />
<br /><br />
== '''Appearance''' ==<br />
You see Neighbor Gnela Obena, The Sullied Regulus, a Gnome Neighbormancer.<br /><br />
She has sparkling violet eyes, a small nose and dimples pierced by a pair of tiny faceted chaos chalcedonies. Her strawberry-streaked deep purple hair is pixie-cut and peppered with glittery highlights, and is worn artfully tousled. She has smooth skin and a pair of resplendent spun glitter fairy wings tracing a shimmering halo around a scrawny figure.<br /><br />
She is tiny for a Gnome with a gingerpine donut drenched in white icing topped with rainbow sapphire sprinkles floating lazily around her right wrist.<br /><br />
<br /><br />
<br />
She is wearing a fractalline sun hat with a wide brim, a colorful triple-stranded necklace of spiced gumdrops, a lumpy fractalline gelapod with zoetaen-tipped eyestalks, a chocolate-brown apron with frilly vanilla-white ruffles, a dark hairy horned beastie with vicious claws, a fuzzy mohair sweater with an applique beastie prancing about on cloven hooves, an airy tea-length dress adorned with colorful fae-weave silk scarves, a pair of platinum zills colorfully painted with jubilant sprays of confetti, a flashy ring pop set with a pink candy crystal jewel, a gumdrop-shaped orange candy bag sprinkled with silver glitter, a well-used iroko cookie carrier smeared with chocolaty fingerprints, a rich cream-colored gem pouch adorned with elegant cups and saucers and some fractalline dancing slippers bound around the ankle by whorled ivory laces.<br />
<br />
<br />
== '''Best Friends''' ==<br />
<br />
[[File:almagnela.jpg|frameless|Almarius & Gnela]]<br /><br />
Almarius & Gnela<br />
<br />
== '''Paladin Soup''' ==<br />
<br /><br />
You exclaim, "It is I!"<br /><br />
Rzin asks, "Is it you??"<br /><br />
You exclaim, "It is!"<br /><br />
Rzin says, "Maybe it's gnot."<br /><br />
You say, "So I heard about this thing called...Paladin soup."<br /><br />
You say, "It's like turtle soup but you cook a Paladin and eat it out of its own armor."<br /><br />
Rzin asks, "I will try anything once. Who are we roasting?"<br /><br />
You say, "I can't seem to find any recipes, though, or butchers willing to quarter a Paladin."<br /><br />
Rzin says, "Oh. I can find you one."<br /><br />
You ask, "A Paladin or a Butcher?"<br /><br />
Rzin says, "Butcher. I don't typically associate with those overly zealous types."<br /><br />
You exclaim, "We're halfway to soup then!"<br /><br />
You say, "The recipe can't be that hard right, cut, cook, consume."<br /><br />
Rzin says, "And all the way to hungry."<br /><br />
<br /><br />
And thus, a recipe was concocted and gifted to Jaelia at her Circle Celebration:<br /><br />
<br /> <br />
Dear JaeJae,<br /><br />
I'm sorry I cannot stay long at your party. If I were a necromancer, which I am not, but if I were, it would not be good for me to hang out too long at a shrine.<br /><br />
I do have a gift for you, however, since you recently turned 100th circle in your Guild.<br /><br />
I would like you to have your very own copy of my recipe for Paladin Soup.<br /><br />
Follow these instructions carefully:<br /><br />
1. Take your Paladin to Rzin's Butcher friend, have them chunked and cubed appropriately. Keep the armor intact.<br /><br />
2. Add Lemons.<br /><br />
3. Add some flour and peccary fat to a pot, and stir on low to medium heat to make a roux.<br /><br />
4. Add some water and lots of wine, bring to a boil.<br /><br />
5. Add Paladin. Let stew for hours, this should come naturally for them.<br /><br />
6. Taste for seasoning, some will already be salty, if not, add more salt.<br /><br />
7. With a large ladle, spoon soup into one of the plate pauldrons, both if you are having company, or just really really hungry.<br /><br />
8. Top the bowl with a nice gremolata and keep some dry toast drizzled with olive oil nearby for dipping.<br /><br />
Important Note: Guard this recipe with your life, in the wrong hands it will be woefully prepared, and no one needs to see a Paladin cry before they eat them.<br /><br />
Enjoy, Miss JaeJae.<br /><br />
Love,<br />
Your Friendly Gneighbormancer,<br /><br />
Miss GneGne.<br /></div>SHAELYNNhttps://elanthipedia.play.net/index.php?title=The_First_Land_Herald/450-05-10&diff=693639The First Land Herald/450-05-102026-08-06T01:05:34Z<p>SHAELYNN: </p>
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|gamedate=450-05-10<br />
|articlenumber=114<br />
|headline=A Recap: Mana Thieves, Holy Visions, Forsaken Irises And A Mixed Mana Party!<br />
|article=~ The Pure Mana Thieves ~<br />
<br />
Aaiyaah hosted a meeting to identify the source behind the pure mana drain contributing to the imbalance causing wild magic and adventurers gathered on the meadow outside the Liraxes machine. They were hoping to use the lens Valenal created to trace the flow of pure mana casting. Valenal was nowhere to be found at the time, and Aaiyaah did not want to empower the Heralds without knowledge to gain.<br />
<br />
While standing outside, the interior of the machine pulsated with bizarre patterns that could not be deciphered from the exterior. Aaiyaah requested everyone join him, and then moved inside to contribute sorcery in Valenal's absence. The walls pulsated with bizarre patterns, lines of light formed intricate patterns and sequences. The whine continued to build, and grew in intensity, a misty haze accumulated at the ceiling of the machine.<br />
<br />
Crackles of energy raced around the area, and with a loud *POP*, the ceiling of the machine became enwreathed in a haze of cold blue light. Deep in the haze we were able to see what appeared to be writhing vines and malleable stone. Ribbons of cold blue energy drained upward through the walls of the machine, into the haze, and streamed along into the vines and stone. The view went blurry, as the energies escaped upward and out, and eventually the view faded entirely. The walls flickered with energy briefly, continuously dimmed until they resumed their typical behavior, the symbols and components back to whatever it was they were doing. A keen observer noted this resembled the Spired encasements.<br />
<br />
Due to the visions in the mist, Aaiyaah sent scouts to clan locations to observe what was happening during the casting. Aside from witnessing the ethereal vines and stone across the ceiling of the machine, no firm confirmation or result came from the spells used during this experiment, though it is widely suspected to be the Heralds siphoning the pure mana.<br />
<br />
~ Visions of Avatars ~<br />
<br />
Clerics Maintain and Nawain held a congregation to hail the Wolf and the Ox at Ve Aevan Gaenan, The High Altar. Unaka was in attendance to show her support. Nawain, Maintain, and Tirost gave hopeful recitations to Meraud, Truffenyi and several other Immortals. They received a response in the form of visions.<br />
<br />
Time slowed and the air took on a golden light. Everything went silent. A majestic black wolf appeared out of a billowing fog, and strode toward everyone with confidence and a predatory grace. Piercing yellow eyes met ours, before the wolf bowed its head, one leg outstretched. Silently, it turned and padded away back into the fog. Out of the corner of the eye, a shrew scrambled back through the fog after the wolf, and a billowing breeze drew all eyes upward to spy the flight of a great horned owl. <br />
<br />
A magnificent golden-hued ox lumbered through the area. It shimmered into existence as if stepping from a mirage. It strode over to Unaka, who towered over the beast despite its great form, and gently took its cheeks in her hands. She placed her forehead against its own for several long moments. When she stood again, she looked refreshed and newly determined. <br />
<br />
The ox turned its huge head to go, but lingered, one soft eye catching ours in a long stare, followed by a quiet, sighing snort. With that, it walked away, and shimmered until we could no longer make out its figure.<br />
<br />
After this vision, everyone departed this gathering for the next, Forsaking the Iris.<br />
<br />
In the meantime, another avatar appeared when Cleric Zynell took up donations for Damaris at the Eyes of the Thirteen shrine. The priestess gave a speech, and prayer, and asked for offerings to protect the children of the clans. Items like toys and dolls were donated for the impacted youths, and it was requested they assign the intention of tenderness into the offerings.<br />
<br />
In reference to the gifts given, Zynell recited, "Let them find peace in the dark. Lend them the comfort of your furs when they remember the monsters. With the meteor induced changes, I hope these offerings ease your workload. If you happen across anything behind the vine walls that we should know. We would appreciate the enlightenment of your reconnaissance. Let us know how we can better aid the plan."<br />
<br />
Crobin chimed in, and chanted, "Be with the children and families of those who were hit by the meteors". Cleric Gragnel offered his own prayer, ending with, "Please receive these gifts we offer in honor of you, so that those who are most innocent can find some small comfort during these storms."<br />
<br />
Unaka was also in attendance at this holy event, and had a few words to add of her own:<br />
<br />
"Hey, Damaris. I know we don't see much of each other, what with me being a Paladin and all. You've got your place, and I've got mine. But one thing I really like about you is how much you watch over the children. We've got that in common. We're both protectors. And... and I've seen some of the kids affected by the loss of our Clans, and it's real hard on them. Kids like things to stay the same for a long time. They're like trees. So when they get uprooted, it's real scary for them. That's why I'm glad these folks here are gathering toys for the kids. It's as important as food for them, or near enough. Their little hearts have got to have a hint that things are going to be okay, somehow."<br />
<br />
Unaka firmly said, "And they will be. We will make sure of it. So, Damaris, you just keep doing what you do, with our support. Get these toys to the kids. And in the process, give them a little nod and they'll know in their hearts that we are working to make things right. Thanks."<br />
<br />
Afterwards, as offers of panther figurines and totems were placed on the altar, there was a sense of being watched. The sense of being watched increased, eventually all eyes adjusted to a shadow before them, and saw the outline of a crouching panther. In a blink, it was gone.<br />
<br />
~ Irises Forsaken ~<br />
<br />
As we began, someone cast a spell within the greenhouse where we stood that caused quite a large surge, a constant reminder that wild magic is still there haranguing us. I opened the event with a short speech about why I still aligned with the Heralds ideas about sorcery, and why I did not. It had become evident by this point through the Elanthia's visions given to life mana users and Bardic Historians that Elanthia hurts when sorcery is cast. Also clear were the Immortals' visions that sorcery must be utilized right now to win the battle ahead of us. <br />
<br />
My initial and current opinions aside, we'd seen solid proof at the pure mana party that in the specific instance of curbing wild magic, the absence of sorcery actually made things worse. I felt, in that sense, the Heralds were spreading a false message, and therefore could not condone the illusion of the Iris which was in favor of spreading the idea based on Miraena's feelings from the Heralds. I still find myself inclined to agree with the proposition that we abstain from it, eventually.<br />
<br />
What I sought to achieve, more than anything else, from hosting this event, was to pray for Miraena to find her way back to the Immortals, and she expressed to Unaka she would after the disturbance in balance had passed. A few of us would regretfully lie down our irises, and we composted them, returning them in an offering to the earth, before moving on to the next foray.<br />
<br />
~ Mixed Juice Mingle ~<br />
<br />
Immediately after our thoughts for Miraena were shared and some remorsefully left our irises behind, we all moved together to the Grassland Road Meadow to congregate outside Liraxes machine. It was unusually quiet, except for the simple celebration of knowing which direction we were headed in our attempts to quell the effects of wild magic and bring its fluctuations back into balance.<br />
<br />
Allye, the hostess, served everyone a delightful spread of fruity concoctions and cocktails. For the time being, things felt peaceful and jovial. Unaka stayed with us through the evening until all the juice and our energy had been consumed. Weary, but somewhat comforted, everyone took their leave for the evening.<br />
<br />
With simultaneous hope and trepidation,<br />
<br />
[[Shaylynne|Shaylynne Kendialahle]]</br><br />
Reporter of the [[The First Land Herald|First Land Herald]]<br />
<br />
|subject=Wild Magic<br />
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{{PC<br />
| name = Shaylynne Kendialahle<br/>[[File:Shaylynne.png|Shaylynne|400px]]<br />
| status = a<br />
| race = Human<br />
| gender = Female<br />
| guild = Ranger<br />
| instance = Prime<br />
|relat=Almarius, Allye, Ahneya, Kaedan, Trajan}}<br />
<br />
<br /><br />
== '''Appearance''' ==<br />
You see Tipsy Trailblazer Shaylynne Thangar, Phofe Lorma of Shadow's Reach, a Human Ranger.<br /><br />
She has an aristocratic face with elegant arched eyebrows, delicate ears, some night-black kohl flawlessly applied to accentuate her dreamy gold-limned hyacinthine eyes and a refined patrician nose. Her smoky lilac hair is hip length and silky with side-swept bangs and voluminous underlayers dyed in dusky phofe-hued purples, and is worn pulled back from the face by some thin glass arrowheads tipped with bloodmist garnets and left to tumble over both shoulders.<br /><br />
<br /><br />
She has snow white skin with an ethereal radiance and a gracefully slender figure. She is petite for a Human with a tattoo of a shimmery phofe flower inked in dark purple and amethyst hues on one thigh.<br /><br />
<br /><br />
She is wearing a dazzling bloodgem shoulder necklace with a ruffled collar and pauldrons, a scarlet shadesatin bodice with shredded bloodlace trim, an elegant wrist cuff of dainty starshine leaves twined around a white orchid diamond, a starshine wedding ring cradling a vividly hued night sky citrine amidst luminescent crescents, some tight-fitting black shadesatin leggings and some strappy shadesatin sandals with narrow heels.<br /><br />
<br /><br />
She was born on the 11th day of the 3rd month of Lirisa the Archer in the year of the Golden Panther, 401 years after the victory of Lanival the Redeemer.<br /><br />
<br /><br />
She affirmed her vows with Trajan and [[Ivre]] in the 2nd month of Ka'len the Sea Drake in the year of the Golden Panther, 457.<br />
<br /><br />
<br /><br />
<br />
== '''Interests''' ==<br />
<br /><br />
* Reporter for the [[First Land Herald]]<br />
* Actress and writer with the [[Crystal City Players]]<br />
* Founder of the [[Musparan Society of Misfit Mummers]]<br />
* Shadow of the [[Emerald Knights]]<br />
* Captain of the [[Shadowed Charger]]<br />
* Server for the [[Fancy Pants Adventure Club/Dancing Swan Catering Company|Dancing Swan Catering Company]]<br />
* [[Horses|Professional horse trainer]] and [[World Jousting Tournament|Tournament Jouster]]<br />
* Tree Mom to [[Almarius]]<br />
* The other Mrs. Thangar<br />
<br />
== '''Shipping''' ==<br />
{| cellpadding="10"<br />
|[[File:ShadowedCharger.png|thumb|upright=1.3|left|The Ship of The Ladies]]<br />
[[File:Shadow crew.jpg|thumb|upright=1.3|right|The Ladies of The Ship ~ [[Allye]], Shaylynne, [[Kiashandra]], [[Felicini]]]]<br />
| <br />
|}<br />
<br />
== '''Family''' ==<br />
{| cellpadding="10"<br />
|[[File:Allye, Almarius and Shay.png|frameless|400px|]] [[File:Allye and Shay.png|frameless|400px]]<br />
|}<br />
<br />
== '''Friends''' ==<br />
{| cellpadding="10"<br />
[[File:Shayfriends.jpg|frameless|400px]]<br />
|}</div>SHAELYNNhttps://elanthipedia.play.net/index.php?title=Musparan_Society_of_Misfit_Mummers&diff=693393Musparan Society of Misfit Mummers2026-07-28T01:06:26Z<p>SHAELYNN: </p>
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<div>{{PCOrg}}<br />
{{Cat|Player organizations,Unofficial organizations}}<br />
<br />
{| class="wikitable" style=" float:right;text-align: left; font-size: 95%;"<br />
|-<br />
| colspan="2" style="font-size: large; text-align:center;" | '''Musparan Society of Misfit Mummers'''<br /><small>''This is an unofficial group''</small><br />
|-<br />
|{{#if: {{{logo|}}}||width=100%}}|[[File:MoMM.jpg|300px]]<br />
{| width=100%<br />
! Province Base:<br />
| Velaka<br />
|-<br />
! City Base:<br />
| {{#if: {{{city|}}}|{{{city}}}|Muspar'i}}<br />
|-<br />
! Active Members:<br />
| {{#if: {{{activemembers|}}}|{{{activemembers}}}|12}}<br />
|-<br />
! Website:<br />
| {{#if: {{{website|}}}|[{{{website}}} {{{website}}}]|None}}<br />
|- <br />
!style="text-align:center;" | '''Directors'''<br />
!style="text-align:center;" | '''Other Members'''<br />
|-valign=top<br />
| <br />
[[Shaylynne]] & [[Ahneya]] <br/><br />
| <br />
{{#if: {{{|}}}|{{{members}}}|[[Allye]] <br/> [[Cote]] <br/> [[Eskerith]] <br/> [[Kiashandra]] <br/> [[Rezzian]] <br/> [[Senthic]] <br/> [[Stelling]] <br/> [[Trajan]] <br/> [[Ysindre]] <br/> [[Zersha]]}}<br />
|}<br />
{{#if: {{{logo|}}}|{{!}}style="background: #{{{color}}};"{{!}}[[Image:{{{logo}}}]]|}}<br />
|}<includeonly>[[page type is::organization| ]]{{#ifeq: {{{official|}}}|no|{{cat|Unofficial organizations}}|}}{{cat|Player organizations}}</includeonly><br />
<br />
<br />
== Vision ==<br />
<br />
The Musparan Society of Misfit Mummers is a group of friends, performers, and playwrights hoping to bring their original works of art to the Desert Jewel of Velaka. <br />
<br />
<br />
== Venues ==<br />
<br />
Heketha Theater<br />
<br />
== Events & Performances ==<br />
<br />
{|class="wikitable"<br />
|-<br />
| '''Event Name''' || '''Event Date''' || '''Performance Location'''|| '''Event Description'''|| '''Event Log'''<br />
|-<br />
| Silver Coin Silent Auction|| 30 Shorka 456 (5/7/2026) || Silver Coin Inn || A variety of items were donated and sold off, to fund a treasury for the artists members involved with future performances.|| Our sincerest gratitude to all donors and benefactors that supported this effort to get started.<br />
|-<br />
| Misfit Mummers Cabaret and Matinee|| 26 and 38 Dolefaren 456 (6/25 & 6/28/2026) || Iz'natha Bar || Open practice session attended by a variety of local and transient artists. || <br />
|-<br />
| TBD || TBD|| TBD || TBD || TBD<br />
|-<br />
|}</div>SHAELYNNhttps://elanthipedia.play.net/index.php?title=Shaylynne&diff=693390Shaylynne2026-07-28T00:59:35Z<p>SHAELYNN: </p>
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{{PC<br />
| name = Shaylynne Kendialahle<br/>[[File:Shaylynne.png|Shaylynne|400px]]<br />
| status = a<br />
| race = Human<br />
| gender = Female<br />
| guild = Ranger<br />
| instance = Prime<br />
|relat=Almarius, Allye, Ahneya, Kaedan, Trajan}}<br />
<br />
<br /><br />
== '''Appearance''' ==<br />
You see Tipsy Trailblazer Shaylynne Thangar, Phofe Lorma of Shadow's Reach, a Human Ranger.<br /><br />
She has an aristocratic face with elegant arched eyebrows, delicate ears, some night-black kohl flawlessly applied to accentuate her dreamy gold-limned hyacinthine eyes and a refined patrician nose. Her smoky lilac hair is hip length and silky with side-swept bangs and voluminous underlayers dyed in dusky phofe-hued purples, and is worn pulled back from the face by some thin glass arrowheads tipped with bloodmist garnets and left to tumble over both shoulders.<br /><br />
<br /><br />
She has snow white skin with an ethereal radiance and a gracefully slender figure. She is petite for a Human with a tattoo of a shimmery phofe flower inked in dark purple and amethyst hues on one thigh.<br /><br />
<br /><br />
She is wearing a dazzling bloodgem shoulder necklace with a ruffled collar and pauldrons, a scarlet shadesatin bodice with shredded bloodlace trim, an elegant wrist cuff of dainty starshine leaves twined around a white orchid diamond, a starshine wedding ring cradling a vividly hued night sky citrine amidst luminescent crescents, some tight-fitting black shadesatin leggings and some strappy shadesatin sandals with narrow heels.<br /><br />
<br /><br />
She was born on the 11th day of the 3rd month of Lirisa the Archer in the year of the Golden Panther, 401 years after the victory of Lanival the Redeemer.<br /><br />
<br /><br />
She affirmed her vows with Trajan and [[Ivre]] in the 2nd month of Ka'len the Sea Drake in the year of the Golden Panther, 457.<br />
.<br /><br />
<br /><br />
<br />
== '''Interests''' ==<br />
<br /><br />
* Reporter for the [[First Land Herald]]<br />
* Actress and writer with the [[Crystal City Players]]<br />
* Founder of the [[Musparan Society of Misfit Mummers]]<br />
* Shadow of the [[Emerald Knights]]<br />
* Captain of the [[Shadowed Charger]]<br />
* Server for the [[Fancy Pants Adventure Club/Dancing Swan Catering Company|Dancing Swan Catering Company]]<br />
* [[Horses|Professional horse trainer]] and [[World Jousting Tournament|Tournament Jouster]]<br />
* Tree Mom to [[Almarius]]<br />
* The other Mrs. Thangar<br />
<br />
== '''Shipping''' ==<br />
{| cellpadding="10"<br />
|[[File:ShadowedCharger.png|thumb|upright=1.3|left|The Ship of The Ladies]]<br />
[[File:Shadow crew.jpg|thumb|upright=1.3|right|The Ladies of The Ship ~ [[Allye]], Shaylynne, [[Kiashandra]], [[Felicini]]]]<br />
| <br />
|}<br />
<br />
== '''Family''' ==<br />
{| cellpadding="10"<br />
|[[File:Allye, Almarius and Shay.png|frameless|400px|]] [[File:Allye and Shay.png|frameless|400px]]<br />
|}<br />
<br />
== '''Friends''' ==<br />
{| cellpadding="10"<br />
[[File:Shayfriends.jpg|frameless|400px]]<br />
|}</div>SHAELYNNhttps://elanthipedia.play.net/index.php?title=Shaylynne&diff=693388Shaylynne2026-07-28T00:58:27Z<p>SHAELYNN: </p>
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{{PC<br />
| name = Shaylynne Kendialahle<br/>[[File:Shaylynne.png|Shaylynne|400px]]<br />
| status = a<br />
| race = Human<br />
| gender = Female<br />
| guild = Ranger<br />
| instance = Prime<br />
|relat=Almarius, Allye, Ahneya, Kaedan, Trajan}}<br />
<br />
<br /><br />
== '''Appearance''' ==<br />
You see Tipsy Trailblazer Shaylynne Thangar, Phofe Lorma of Shadow's Reach, a Human Ranger.<br /><br />
She has an aristocratic face with elegant arched eyebrows, delicate ears, some night-black kohl flawlessly applied to accentuate her dreamy gold-limned hyacinthine eyes and a refined patrician nose. Her smoky lilac hair is hip length and silky with side-swept bangs and voluminous underlayers dyed in dusky phofe-hued purples, and is worn pulled back from the face by some thin glass arrowheads tipped with bloodmist garnets and left to tumble over both shoulders.<br /><br />
<br /><br />
She has snow white skin with an ethereal radiance and a gracefully slender figure. She is petite for a Human with a tattoo of a shimmery phofe flower inked in dark purple and amethyst hues on one thigh.<br /><br />
<br /><br />
She is wearing a dazzling bloodgem shoulder necklace with a ruffled collar and pauldrons, a scarlet shadesatin bodice with shredded bloodlace trim, an elegant wrist cuff of dainty starshine leaves twined around a white orchid diamond, a starshine wedding ring cradling a vividly hued night sky citrine amidst luminescent crescents, some tight-fitting black shadesatin leggings and some strappy shadesatin sandals with narrow heels.<br /><br />
<br /><br />
She was born on the 11th day of the 3rd month of Lirisa the Archer in the year of the Golden Panther, 401 years after the victory of Lanival the Redeemer.<br /><br />
<br /><br />
She affirmed her vows with Trajan and [[Ivre]] in the 2nd month of Ka'len the Sea Drake in the year of the Golden Panther, 457.<br />
.<br /><br />
<br /><br />
<br />
== '''Interests''' ==<br />
<br /><br />
* Reporter for the [[First Land Herald]]<br />
* Actress and writer with the [[Crystal City Players]]<br />
* Shadow of the [[Emerald Knights]]<br />
* Captain of the [[Shadowed Charger]]<br />
* Server for the [[Fancy Pants Adventure Club/Dancing Swan Catering Company|Dancing Swan Catering Company]]<br />
* [[Horses|Professional horse trainer]] and [[World Jousting Tournament|Tournament Jouster]]<br />
* Tree Mom to [[Almarius]]<br />
* The other Mrs. Thangar<br />
<br />
== '''Shipping''' ==<br />
{| cellpadding="10"<br />
|[[File:ShadowedCharger.png|thumb|upright=1.3|left|The Ship of The Ladies]]<br />
[[File:Shadow crew.jpg|thumb|upright=1.3|right|The Ladies of The Ship ~ [[Allye]], Shaylynne, [[Kiashandra]], [[Felicini]]]]<br />
| <br />
|}<br />
<br />
== '''Family''' ==<br />
{| cellpadding="10"<br />
|[[File:Allye, Almarius and Shay.png|frameless|400px|]] [[File:Allye and Shay.png|frameless|400px]]<br />
|}<br />
<br />
== '''Friends''' ==<br />
{| cellpadding="10"<br />
[[File:Shayfriends.jpg|frameless|400px]]<br />
|}</div>SHAELYNNhttps://elanthipedia.play.net/index.php?title=Ivre&diff=693385Ivre2026-07-28T00:35:30Z<p>SHAELYNN: </p>
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<div>{{PC<br />
| name = Ivre Thangar aka Miss Thang<br/>[[File:Ivre.jpg|Ivre|400px]]<br />
| status = a<br />
| race = Human<br />
| gender = Female<br />
| guild = Paladin<br />
| instance = Prime<br />
|relat=Trajan}}<br />
<br />
<br /><br />
== '''Appearance''' ==<br />
You see Madame Ivre Thangar, Emerald Knight, a Human Paladin.<br /><br />
She has a pair of black knit earmuffs trimmed with floofy white fur protecting her ears and a spike of riven soulstone lodged in the brow above one of her thick-lashed moss-green eyes. Her lavender-streaked bright green hair is very long and straight with smoky lilac ends, and is worn pulled back by a twisted strand of blighted abyssal quartz skulls and allowed to flow over the shoulders. She has fair skin and a lissome figure. She is tiny for a Human.<br /><br />
Some verdant twisted vines accented with delicately carved wolfsoul amber leaves float lazily around her left forearm, glowing with a lustrous sheen against her skin.<br /><br />
<br /><br />
She is wearing an iron lover's token with a crimson bloodgem droplet nestled within a blackthorn heart, a flowing silkbloom cloak that swathes the body in its phantasmal black shades, a vine-choked gravecloth tombstone inscribed with faded lettering, a sultry strapless madun gown with a plunging bodice edged in bloodmist garnets, a dark everdusk damite wristcuff inlaid with starshine pentagrams, a tarnished starshine and kiralan wedding band bisected by trapeze-cut zuzarets, a quintuply looped hip-chain strung with a plethora of pendulous charms and some precarious shiny black pumps perched upon wickedly high heels.<br />
<br /><br />
<br /><br />
She was born on the 13th day of the 9th month of Dolefaren the Brigantine in the year of the Emerald Dolphin, 432 years after the victory of Lanival the Redeemer.<br /><br />
<br /><br />
She affirmed her vows before the gods in the 2nd month of Ka'len the Sea Drake in the year of the Silver Unicorn, 455.<br /><br />
<br />
== '''Mr. & Mrs. Thangar''' ==<br />
[[File:Trajan and Ivre.png|frameless|400px]]<br />
<br />
== '''A Knight On The Town''' ==<br />
[[File:IvreFormal.jpg|frameless|400px]]</div>SHAELYNNhttps://elanthipedia.play.net/index.php?title=Ivre&diff=692905Ivre2026-07-05T11:55:29Z<p>SHAELYNN: </p>
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<div>{{PC<br />
| name = Ivre Thangar aka Miss Thang<br/>[[File:Ivre.jpg|Ivre|400px]]<br />
| status = a<br />
| race = Human<br />
| gender = Female<br />
| guild = Paladin<br />
| instance = Prime<br />
|relat=Trajan}}<br />
<br />
<br /><br />
== '''Appearance''' ==<br />
You see Madame Ivre Thangar, Emerald Knight, a Human Paladin.<br /><br />
She has a pair of black knit earmuffs trimmed with floofy white fur protecting her ears and a spike of riven soulstone lodged in the brow above one of her thick-lashed moss-green eyes. Her lavender-streaked bright green hair is very long and straight with smoky lilac ends, and is worn pulled back by a twisted strand of blighted abyssal quartz skulls and allowed to flow over the shoulders. She has fair skin and a lissome figure. She is tiny for a Human.<br /><br />
Some verdant twisted vines accented with delicately carved wolfsoul amber leaves float lazily around her left forearm, glowing with a lustrous sheen against her skin.<br /><br />
<br /><br />
She is wearing an iron lover's token with a crimson bloodgem droplet nestled within a blackthorn heart, a flowing silkbloom cloak that swathes the body in its phantasmal black shades, a sultry strapless madun gown with a plunging bodice edged in bloodmist garnets, an elegant wrist cuff of dainty starshine leaves twined around a pearlescent eventide moonstone, a tarnished starshine and kiralan wedding band bisected by trapeze-cut zuzarets, a quintuply looped hip-chain strung with a plethora of pendulous charms and some precarious shiny black pumps perched upon wickedly high heels.<br />
<br /><br />
<br /><br />
She was born on the 13th day of the 9th month of Dolefaren the Brigantine in the year of the Emerald Dolphin, 432 years after the victory of Lanival the Redeemer.<br /><br />
<br /><br />
She affirmed her vows before the gods in the 2nd month of Ka'len the Sea Drake in the year of the Silver Unicorn, 455.<br /><br />
<br />
== '''Mr. & Mrs. Thangar''' ==<br />
[[File:Trajan and Ivre.png|frameless|400px]]<br />
<br />
== '''A Knight On The Town''' ==<br />
[[File:IvreFormal.jpg|frameless|400px]]</div>SHAELYNNhttps://elanthipedia.play.net/index.php?title=Ivre&diff=692904Ivre2026-07-05T11:55:12Z<p>SHAELYNN: </p>
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<div>{{PC<br />
| name = Ivre Thangar aka Miss Thang<br/>[[File:Ivre.jpg|Ivre|400px]]<br />
| status = a<br />
| race = Human<br />
| gender = Female<br />
| guild = Paladin<br />
| instance = Prime<br />
|relat=Trajan}}<br />
<br />
<br /><br />
== '''Appearance''' ==<br />
You see Madame Ivre Thangar, Emerald Knight, a Human Paladin.<br /><br />
She has a pair of black knit earmuffs trimmed with floofy white fur protecting her ears and a spike of riven soulstone lodged in the brow above one of her thick-lashed moss-green eyes. Her lavender-streaked bright green hair is very long and straight with smoky lilac ends, and is worn pulled back by a twisted strand of blighted abyssal quartz skulls and allowed to flow over the shoulders. She has fair skin and a lissome figure. She is tiny for a Human.<br /><br />
Some verdant twisted vines accented with delicately carved wolfsoul amber leaves float lazily around her left forearm, glowing with a lustrous sheen against her skin.<br /><br />
<br /><br />
<br /><br />
She is wearing an iron lover's token with a crimson bloodgem droplet nestled within a blackthorn heart, a flowing silkbloom cloak that swathes the body in its phantasmal black shades, a sultry strapless madun gown with a plunging bodice edged in bloodmist garnets, an elegant wrist cuff of dainty starshine leaves twined around a pearlescent eventide moonstone, a tarnished starshine and kiralan wedding band bisected by trapeze-cut zuzarets, a quintuply looped hip-chain strung with a plethora of pendulous charms and some precarious shiny black pumps perched upon wickedly high heels.<br />
<br /><br />
<br /><br />
She was born on the 13th day of the 9th month of Dolefaren the Brigantine in the year of the Emerald Dolphin, 432 years after the victory of Lanival the Redeemer.<br /><br />
<br /><br />
She affirmed her vows before the gods in the 2nd month of Ka'len the Sea Drake in the year of the Silver Unicorn, 455.<br /><br />
<br />
== '''Mr. & Mrs. Thangar''' ==<br />
[[File:Trajan and Ivre.png|frameless|400px]]<br />
<br />
== '''A Knight On The Town''' ==<br />
[[File:IvreFormal.jpg|frameless|400px]]</div>SHAELYNNhttps://elanthipedia.play.net/index.php?title=Shaylynne&diff=692903Shaylynne2026-07-05T11:51:03Z<p>SHAELYNN: </p>
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<div><br />
{{PC<br />
| name = Shaylynne Kendialahle<br/>[[File:Shaylynne.png|Shaylynne|400px]]<br />
| status = a<br />
| race = Human<br />
| gender = Female<br />
| guild = Ranger<br />
| instance = Prime<br />
|relat=Almarius, Allye, Ahneya, Kaedan, Kamisama}}<br />
<br />
<br /><br />
== '''Appearance''' ==<br />
You see Shaylynne Kendialahle, Tipsy Trailblazer of Shadow's Reach, a Human Ranger. She has an aristocratic face with elegant arched eyebrows, delicate ears, some night-black kohl flawlessly applied to accentuate her dreamy gold-limned hyacinthine eyes and a refined patrician nose. Her smoky lilac hair is hip length and silky with side-swept bangs and voluminous underlayers dyed in dusky phofe-hued purples, and is worn swept up by a smoky black quartz tiara bearing a large dusk spinel with dark amethyst hues and allowed to tumble freely down the back.<br /><br />
<br /><br />
She has snow white skin with an ethereal radiance and a gracefully slender figure. She is petite for a Human with a tattoo of a shimmery phofe flower inked in dark purple and amethyst hues on one thigh.<br /><br />
<br /><br />
She is wearing a kiralan locket strewn with lustrous stars of crushed night sky citrine, a snug black bodysuit of shadowleaf leather artfully slashed down each side, an elegant leaf-carved telothian wedding band topped with a lush forest green estrildite owl and a pair of shadowleaf pumps with lofty heels of softly glowing lilac moonsilver.<br /><br />
<br /><br />
She was born on the 11th day of the 3rd month of Lirisa the Archer in the year of the Golden Panther, 401 years after the victory of Lanival the Redeemer.<br /><br />
<br /><br />
She affirmed her vows before the gods in the 5th month of Uthmor the Giant in the year of the Emerald Dolphin, 446.<br /><br />
<br /><br />
<br />
== '''Interests''' ==<br />
<br /><br />
* Reporter for the [[First Land Herald]]<br />
* Actress and writer with the [[Crystal City Players]]<br />
* Shadow of the [[Emerald Knights]]<br />
* Captain of the [[Shadowed Charger]]<br />
* Server for the [[Fancy Pants Adventure Club/Dancing Swan Catering Company|Dancing Swan Catering Company]]<br />
* [[Horses|Professional horse trainer]] and [[World Jousting Tournament|Tournament Jouster]]<br />
* Tree Mom to [[Almarius]]<br />
<br />
== '''Shipping''' ==<br />
{| cellpadding="10"<br />
|[[File:ShadowedCharger.png|thumb|upright=1.3|left|The Ship of The Ladies]]<br />
[[File:Shadow crew.jpg|thumb|upright=1.3|right|The Ladies of The Ship ~ [[Allye]], Shaylynne, [[Kiashandra]], [[Felicini]]]]<br />
| <br />
|}<br />
<br />
== '''Family''' ==<br />
{| cellpadding="10"<br />
|[[File:Allye, Almarius and Shay.png|frameless|400px|]] [[File:Allye and Shay.png|frameless|400px]]<br />
|}<br />
<br />
== '''Friends''' ==<br />
{| cellpadding="10"<br />
[[File:Shayfriends.jpg|frameless|400px]]<br />
|}</div>SHAELYNNhttps://elanthipedia.play.net/index.php?title=Gnela&diff=690652Gnela2026-05-21T11:43:22Z<p>SHAELYNN: </p>
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<div>{{PC<br />
| name = Gnela<br />
| status = a<br />
| race = Gnome<br />
| gender = Female<br />
| guild = Necromancer<br />
| instance = Prime<br />
|relat=Gneal}}<br />
[[File:gnelalight.jpg|thumb|Masked]]<br />
[[File:gneladark.jpg|thumb|Unmasked]]<br />
<br /><br />
== '''Appearance''' ==<br />
You see Neighbor Gnela Obena, The Sullied Regulus, a Gnome Neighbormancer.<br /><br />
She has sparkling violet eyes, a small nose and dimples pierced by a pair of tiny faceted chaos chalcedonies. Her strawberry-streaked deep purple hair is pixie-cut and peppered with glittery highlights, and is worn artfully tousled. She has smooth skin and a pair of resplendent spun glitter fairy wings tracing a shimmering halo around a scrawny figure.<br /><br />
She is tiny for a Gnome with a gingerpine donut drenched in white icing topped with rainbow sapphire sprinkles floating lazily around her right wrist.<br /><br />
<br /><br />
<br />
She is wearing a fractalline sun hat with a wide brim, a colorful triple-stranded necklace of spiced gumdrops, a lumpy fractalline gelapod with zoetaen-tipped eyestalks, a chocolate-brown apron with frilly vanilla-white ruffles, a dark hairy horned beastie with vicious claws, an airy tea-length dress adorned with colorful fae-weave silk scarves, a triple-looped coralite chain bracelet, a pair of platinum zills colorfully painted with jubilant sprays of confetti, a well-used iroko cookie carrier smeared with chocolaty fingerprints, a rich cream-colored gem pouch adorned with elegant cups and saucers and some fractalline dancing slippers bound around the ankle by whorled ivory laces.<br />
<br />
<br />
== '''Best Friends''' ==<br />
<br />
[[File:almagnela.jpg|frameless|Almarius & Gnela]]<br /><br />
Almarius & Gnela<br />
<br />
== '''Paladin Soup''' ==<br />
<br /><br />
You exclaim, "It is I!"<br /><br />
Rzin asks, "Is it you??"<br /><br />
You exclaim, "It is!"<br /><br />
Rzin says, "Maybe it's gnot."<br /><br />
You say, "So I heard about this thing called...Paladin soup."<br /><br />
You say, "It's like turtle soup but you cook a Paladin and eat it out of its own armor."<br /><br />
Rzin asks, "I will try anything once. Who are we roasting?"<br /><br />
You say, "I can't seem to find any recipes, though, or butchers willing to quarter a Paladin."<br /><br />
Rzin says, "Oh. I can find you one."<br /><br />
You ask, "A Paladin or a Butcher?"<br /><br />
Rzin says, "Butcher. I don't typically associate with those overly zealous types."<br /><br />
You exclaim, "We're halfway to soup then!"<br /><br />
You say, "The recipe can't be that hard right, cut, cook, consume."<br /><br />
Rzin says, "And all the way to hungry."<br /><br />
<br /><br />
And thus, a recipe was concocted and gifted to Jaelia at her Circle Celebration:<br /><br />
<br /> <br />
Dear JaeJae,<br /><br />
I'm sorry I cannot stay long at your party. If I were a necromancer, which I am not, but if I were, it would not be good for me to hang out too long at a shrine.<br /><br />
I do have a gift for you, however, since you recently turned 100th circle in your Guild.<br /><br />
I would like you to have your very own copy of my recipe for Paladin Soup.<br /><br />
Follow these instructions carefully:<br /><br />
1. Take your Paladin to Rzin's Butcher friend, have them chunked and cubed appropriately. Keep the armor intact.<br /><br />
2. Add Lemons.<br /><br />
3. Add some flour and peccary fat to a pot, and stir on low to medium heat to make a roux.<br /><br />
4. Add some water and lots of wine, bring to a boil.<br /><br />
5. Add Paladin. Let stew for hours, this should come naturally for them.<br /><br />
6. Taste for seasoning, some will already be salty, if not, add more salt.<br /><br />
7. With a large ladle, spoon soup into one of the plate pauldrons, both if you are having company, or just really really hungry.<br /><br />
8. Top the bowl with a nice gremolata and keep some dry toast drizzled with olive oil nearby for dipping.<br /><br />
Important Note: Guard this recipe with your life, in the wrong hands it will be woefully prepared, and no one needs to see a Paladin cry before they eat them.<br /><br />
Enjoy, Miss JaeJae.<br /><br />
Love,<br />
Your Friendly Gneighbormancer,<br /><br />
Miss GneGne.<br /></div>SHAELYNNhttps://elanthipedia.play.net/index.php?title=Gnela&diff=690651Gnela2026-05-21T11:33:37Z<p>SHAELYNN: </p>
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<div>{{PC<br />
| name = Gnela<br />
| status = a<br />
| race = Gnome<br />
| gender = Female<br />
| guild = Necromancer<br />
| instance = Prime<br />
|relat=Gneal}}<br />
[[File:gnelalight.jpg|thumb|Masked]]<br />
[[File:gneladark.jpg|thumb|Unmasked]]<br />
<br /><br />
== '''Appearance''' ==<br />
You see Neighbor Gnela Obena, The Sullied Regulus, a Gnome Neighbormancer.<br /><br />
She has sparkling violet eyes, a small nose and dimples pierced by a pair of tiny faceted chaos chalcedonies. Her strawberry-streaked deep purple hair is pixie-cut and peppered with glittery highlights, and is worn artfully tousled. She has smooth skin and a pair of resplendent spun glitter fairy wings tracing a shimmering halo around a scrawny figure.<br /><br />
She is tiny for a Gnome with a gingerpine donut drenched in white icing topped with rainbow sapphire sprinkles floating lazily around her right wrist.<br /><br />
<br /><br />
<br />
She is wearing a fractalline sun hat with a wide brim, a colorful triple-stranded necklace of spiced gumdrops, a chocolate-brown apron with frilly vanilla-white ruffles, a lumpy fractalline gelapod with zoetaen-tipped eyestalks, an airy tea-length dress adorned with colorful fae-weave silk scarves, a triple-looped coralite chain bracelet, a black gold oath ring inset with a tiny hourglass capped in light green jade, a pink udder-shaped felt gem pouch, a well-used iroko cookie carrier smeared with chocolaty fingerprints and some fractalline dancing slippers bound around the ankle by whorled ivory laces.<br />
<br />
== '''Best Friends''' ==<br />
<br />
[[File:almagnela.jpg|frameless|Almarius & Gnela]]<br /><br />
Almarius & Gnela<br />
<br />
== '''Paladin Soup''' ==<br />
<br /><br />
You exclaim, "It is I!"<br /><br />
Rzin asks, "Is it you??"<br /><br />
You exclaim, "It is!"<br /><br />
Rzin says, "Maybe it's gnot."<br /><br />
You say, "So I heard about this thing called...Paladin soup."<br /><br />
You say, "It's like turtle soup but you cook a Paladin and eat it out of its own armor."<br /><br />
Rzin asks, "I will try anything once. Who are we roasting?"<br /><br />
You say, "I can't seem to find any recipes, though, or butchers willing to quarter a Paladin."<br /><br />
Rzin says, "Oh. I can find you one."<br /><br />
You ask, "A Paladin or a Butcher?"<br /><br />
Rzin says, "Butcher. I don't typically associate with those overly zealous types."<br /><br />
You exclaim, "We're halfway to soup then!"<br /><br />
You say, "The recipe can't be that hard right, cut, cook, consume."<br /><br />
Rzin says, "And all the way to hungry."<br /><br />
<br /><br />
And thus, a recipe was concocted and gifted to Jaelia at her Circle Celebration:<br /><br />
<br /> <br />
Dear JaeJae,<br /><br />
I'm sorry I cannot stay long at your party. If I were a necromancer, which I am not, but if I were, it would not be good for me to hang out too long at a shrine.<br /><br />
I do have a gift for you, however, since you recently turned 100th circle in your Guild.<br /><br />
I would like you to have your very own copy of my recipe for Paladin Soup.<br /><br />
Follow these instructions carefully:<br /><br />
1. Take your Paladin to Rzin's Butcher friend, have them chunked and cubed appropriately. Keep the armor intact.<br /><br />
2. Add Lemons.<br /><br />
3. Add some flour and peccary fat to a pot, and stir on low to medium heat to make a roux.<br /><br />
4. Add some water and lots of wine, bring to a boil.<br /><br />
5. Add Paladin. Let stew for hours, this should come naturally for them.<br /><br />
6. Taste for seasoning, some will already be salty, if not, add more salt.<br /><br />
7. With a large ladle, spoon soup into one of the plate pauldrons, both if you are having company, or just really really hungry.<br /><br />
8. Top the bowl with a nice gremolata and keep some dry toast drizzled with olive oil nearby for dipping.<br /><br />
Important Note: Guard this recipe with your life, in the wrong hands it will be woefully prepared, and no one needs to see a Paladin cry before they eat them.<br /><br />
Enjoy, Miss JaeJae.<br /><br />
Love,<br />
Your Friendly Gneighbormancer,<br /><br />
Miss GneGne.<br /></div>SHAELYNNhttps://elanthipedia.play.net/index.php?title=SimuCon&diff=690630SimuCon2026-05-20T12:10:55Z<p>SHAELYNN: </p>
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<div>{{RTOC}}[[rare source::true| ]]<br />
SimuCon is the annual Simutronics convention held in St. Louis, Missouri.<br />
<br />
The first SimuCon was in 1990, several years prior to DragonRealms' creation, and it was actually called GemCon (for Simutronics biggest game of the time [[GemStone]]).<br />
<br />
The next SimuCon was in 1997 and was called SimuCon II. After that all SimuCons were named by the year they were held from SimuCon '98 through SimuCon 2007, though no SimuCon was held in 2006.<br />
<br />
In 1999 a large number of players, led by GameMaster [[Treveri]], started a player-run DragonRealms convention in Las Vegas called VegasCon. The first VegasCon was coincidentally scheduled the same weekend as a similar GemStone meeting in Las Vegas. After 1999 all VegasCons have been planned with both DragonRealms and GemStone at the same location.<br />
<br />
==Learn More==<br />
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<br />
==SimuCon 2026==<br />
===Location===<br />
'''Sheraton Westport Plaza'''<br/><br />
900 Westport Plaza<br/><br />
St. Louis, MO 63146<br />
<br />
''(314) 878-1500'' - Main<br/><br />
''(314) 212-2100'' - Sales<br/><br />
''(314) 212-2133'' - Office<br />
<br />
'''Dates:''' Thursday, July 9, to Sunday, July 12, 2026<br/><br />
'''Group Block Name:''' SIMUCON 2026<br/><br />
'''Group Rate:''' $169 USD per night, plus tax<br/><br />
'''Room Options:''' 1 king bed or 2 double beds<br />
<br />
===How To Book===<br />
====Options for booking====<br />
#Use the Hotel Booking link: [[https://www.marriott.com/event-reservations/reservation-link.mi?id=1741039429417&key=GRP&app=resvlink Hotel Booking]]<br />
#Call the Sheraton via one of the phone numbers listed above and request to book with the Group Block Name listed above.<br />
#Call Marriot directly at ''1 (800) 627-7468'' and request to book with the Group Block Name.<br />
<br />
====Group Rate Applicable Dates====<br />
'''Start Date:''' Tuesday, July 7, 2026<br/><br />
'''End Date:''' Monday, July 13, 2026<br/><br />
'''Last Day to Book:''' ???<br />
====Schedule====<br />
TBD<br />
<br />
===Streaming Schedule===<br />
The following DragonRealms panels will be streamed. All times CST (CENTRAL TIME)<br />
<br />
Streaming link: TBD<br />
<br />
<br />
===Ticketing===<br />
Ticketing is currently handled through the play.net [https://www.play.net/dr/quests/ Box Office] page. <br />
<br />
====Non-Attendee====<br />
TBD<br />
<br />
====Attendee====<br />
TBD<br />
<br />
===Attendee List===<br />
You may edit this page to add your character to the list.<br />
{{columns-list|3|}}<br />
<br />
====Prime Players====<br />
{{columns-list|3|<br />
* [[Allye]]<br />
* [[Anuril]]<br />
* [[Briaen]]<br />
* [[Chanepheous]]<br />
* [[Kiashandra]]<br />
* [[Kethrai]]<br />
* [[Lycette]]<br />
* [[Miskton]]<br />
* [[Navesi]]<br />
* [[Ruea]]<br />
* [[Saragos]]<br />
* [[Shaylynne]]<br />
* Sheearyn<br />
* Trajan<br />
* Vaddon<br />
* Zalinyar<br />
}}<br />
<br />
====Platinum Players====<br />
{{columns-list|3|<br />
* Pending<br />
}}<br />
<br />
====TF Players====<br />
{{columns-list|3|<br />
* Pending<br />
}}<br />
<br />
====Game Staff====<br />
{{columns-list|3|<br />
* Pending<br />
}}<br />
<br />
==See Also==<br />
*[https://discord.com/channels/619301383451181075/619364127407734785 SimuCon channel on DragonRealm's official Discord server]<br />
*[https://discord.gg/ypGH9P4AsB Official SimuCon Server]<br />
*[https://discord.gg/tZGPPyU Unofficial SimuCon Server]<br />
*[https://gswiki.play.net/SimuCon GemstoneIV Wiki's SimuCon Page]</div>SHAELYNNhttps://elanthipedia.play.net/index.php?title=Musparan_Society_of_Misfit_Mummers&diff=690550Musparan Society of Misfit Mummers2026-05-14T12:08:37Z<p>SHAELYNN: </p>
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<div>{{PCOrg}}<br />
{{Cat|Player organizations,Unofficial organizations}}<br />
<br />
{| class="wikitable" style=" float:right;text-align: left; font-size: 95%;"<br />
|-<br />
| colspan="2" style="font-size: large; text-align:center;" | '''Musparan Society of Misfit Mummers'''<br /><small>''This is an unofficial group''</small><br />
|-<br />
|{{#if: {{{logo|}}}||width=100%}}|[[File:MoMM.jpg|300px]]<br />
{| width=100%<br />
! Province Base:<br />
| Velaka<br />
|-<br />
! City Base:<br />
| {{#if: {{{city|}}}|{{{city}}}|Muspar'i}}<br />
|-<br />
! Active Members:<br />
| {{#if: {{{activemembers|}}}|{{{activemembers}}}|12}}<br />
|-<br />
! Website:<br />
| {{#if: {{{website|}}}|[{{{website}}} {{{website}}}]|None}}<br />
|- <br />
!style="text-align:center;" | '''Directors'''<br />
!style="text-align:center;" | '''Other Members'''<br />
|-valign=top<br />
| <br />
[[Shaylynne]] & [[Ahneya]] <br/><br />
| <br />
{{#if: {{{|}}}|{{{members}}}|[[Allye]] <br/> [[Cote]] <br/> [[Eskerith]] <br/> [[Kiashandra]] <br/> [[Rezzian]] <br/> [[Senthic]] <br/> [[Stelling]] <br/> [[Trajan]] <br/> [[Ysindre]] <br/> [[Zersha]]}}<br />
|}<br />
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<br />
<br />
== Vision ==<br />
<br />
The Musparan Society of Misfit Mummers is a group of friends, performers, and playwrights hoping to bring their original works of art to the Desert Jewel of Velaka. <br />
<br />
<br />
== Venues ==<br />
<br />
Heketha Theater<br />
<br />
== Events & Performances ==<br />
<br />
{|class="wikitable"<br />
|-<br />
| '''Event Name''' || '''Event Date''' || '''Performance Location'''|| '''Event Description'''|| '''Event Log'''<br />
|-<br />
| Silver Coin Silent Auction|| 30 Shorka 456 (5/7/2026) || Silver Coin Inn || A variety of items were donated and sold off, to fund a treasury for the artists members involved with future performances.|| List of Items and Generous Contributors Coming Soon<br />
|-<br />
| TBD || TBD|| TBD || TBD || TBD<br />
|-<br />
|}</div>SHAELYNNhttps://elanthipedia.play.net/index.php?title=Musparan_Society_of_Misfit_Mummers&diff=690549Musparan Society of Misfit Mummers2026-05-14T12:05:17Z<p>SHAELYNN: Created page with "{{PCOrg}} {{Cat|Player organizations,Unofficial organizations}} {| class="wikitable" style=" float:right;text-align: left; font-size: 95%;" |- | colspan="2" style="font-size: large; text-align:center;" | '''Crystal City Players'''<br /><small>''This is an unofficial group''</small> |- |{{#if: {{{logo|}}}||width=100%}}|300px {| width=100% ! Province Base: | Velaka |- ! City Base: | {{#if: {{{city|}}}|{{{city}}}|Muspar'i}} |- ! Active Members: | {{#if:..."</p>
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{| class="wikitable" style=" float:right;text-align: left; font-size: 95%;"<br />
|-<br />
| colspan="2" style="font-size: large; text-align:center;" | '''Crystal City Players'''<br /><small>''This is an unofficial group''</small><br />
|-<br />
|{{#if: {{{logo|}}}||width=100%}}|[[File:MoMM.jpg|300px]]<br />
{| width=100%<br />
! Province Base:<br />
| Velaka<br />
|-<br />
! City Base:<br />
| {{#if: {{{city|}}}|{{{city}}}|Muspar'i}}<br />
|-<br />
! Active Members:<br />
| {{#if: {{{activemembers|}}}|{{{activemembers}}}|12}}<br />
|-<br />
! Website:<br />
| {{#if: {{{website|}}}|[{{{website}}} {{{website}}}]|None}}<br />
|- <br />
!style="text-align:center;" | '''Directors'''<br />
!style="text-align:center;" | '''Other Members'''<br />
|-valign=top<br />
| <br />
[[Shaylynne]] & [[Ahneya]] <br/><br />
| <br />
{{#if: {{{|}}}|{{{members}}}|[[Allye]] <br/> [[Cote]] <br/> [[Eskerith]] <br/> [[Kiashandra]] <br/> [[Rezzian]] <br/> [[Senthic]] <br/> [[Stelling]] <br/> [[Trajan]] <br/> [[Ysindre]] <br/> [[Zersha]]}}<br />
|}<br />
{{#if: {{{logo|}}}|{{!}}style="background: #{{{color}}};"{{!}}[[Image:{{{logo}}}]]|}}<br />
|}<includeonly>[[page type is::organization| ]]{{#ifeq: {{{official|}}}|no|{{cat|Unofficial organizations}}|}}{{cat|Player organizations}}</includeonly><br />
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<br />
== Vision ==<br />
<br />
The Musparan Society of Misfit Mummers is a group of friends, performers, and playwrights hoping to bring their original works of art to the Desert Jewel of Velaka. <br />
<br />
<br />
== Venues ==<br />
<br />
Heketha Theater<br />
<br />
== Events & Performances ==<br />
<br />
{|class="wikitable"<br />
|-<br />
| '''Event Name''' || '''Event Date''' || '''Performance Location'''|| '''Event Description'''|| '''Event Log'''<br />
|-<br />
| Silver Coin Silent Auction|| 30 Shorka 456 (5/7/2026) || Silver Coin Inn || A variety of items were donated and sold off, to fund a treasury for the artists members involved with future performances.|| List of Items and Generous Contributors Coming Soon<br />
|-<br />
| TBD || TBD|| TBD || TBD || TBD<br />
|-<br />
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<div>{{RTOC}}[[rare source::true| ]]<br />
SimuCon is the annual Simutronics convention held in St. Louis, Missouri.<br />
<br />
The first SimuCon was in 1990, several years prior to DragonRealms' creation, and it was actually called GemCon (for Simutronics biggest game of the time [[GemStone]]).<br />
<br />
The next SimuCon was in 1997 and was called SimuCon II. After that all SimuCons were named by the year they were held from SimuCon '98 through SimuCon 2007, though no SimuCon was held in 2006.<br />
<br />
In 1999 a large number of players, led by GameMaster [[Treveri]], started a player-run DragonRealms convention in Las Vegas called VegasCon. The first VegasCon was coincidentally scheduled the same weekend as a similar GemStone meeting in Las Vegas. After 1999 all VegasCons have been planned with both DragonRealms and GemStone at the same location.<br />
<br />
==Learn More==<br />
{{Special:Prefixindex|prefix={{FULLPAGENAME}}/|hideredirects=1|stripprefix=1}}<br />
<br />
==SimuCon 2026==<br />
===Location===<br />
'''Sheraton Westport Plaza'''<br/><br />
900 Westport Plaza<br/><br />
St. Louis, MO 63146<br />
<br />
''(314) 878-1500'' - Main<br/><br />
''(314) 212-2100'' - Sales<br/><br />
''(314) 212-2133'' - Office<br />
<br />
'''Dates:''' Thursday, July 9, to Sunday, July 12, 2026<br/><br />
'''Group Block Name:''' SIMUCON 2026<br/><br />
'''Group Rate:''' $169 USD per night, plus tax<br/><br />
'''Room Options:''' 1 king bed or 2 double beds<br />
<br />
===How To Book===<br />
====Options for booking====<br />
#Use the Hotel Booking link: [[https://www.marriott.com/event-reservations/reservation-link.mi?id=1741039429417&key=GRP&app=resvlink Hotel Booking]]<br />
#Call the Sheraton via one of the phone numbers listed above and request to book with the Group Block Name listed above.<br />
#Call Marriot directly at ''1 (800) 627-7468'' and request to book with the Group Block Name.<br />
<br />
====Group Rate Applicable Dates====<br />
'''Start Date:''' Tuesday, July 7, 2026<br/><br />
'''End Date:''' Monday, July 13, 2026<br/><br />
'''Last Day to Book:''' ???<br />
====Schedule====<br />
TBD<br />
<br />
===Streaming Schedule===<br />
The following DragonRealms panels will be streamed. All times CST (CENTRAL TIME)<br />
<br />
Streaming link: TBD<br />
<br />
<br />
===Ticketing===<br />
Ticketing is currently handled through the play.net [https://www.play.net/dr/quests/ Box Office] page. <br />
<br />
====Non-Attendee====<br />
TBD<br />
<br />
====Attendee====<br />
TBD<br />
<br />
===Attendee List===<br />
You may edit this page to add your character to the list.<br />
{{columns-list|3|}}<br />
<br />
====Prime Players====<br />
{{columns-list|3|<br />
* Navesi<br />
* Saragos<br />
* Shaylynne<br />
* Ruea<br />
}}<br />
<br />
====Platinum Players====<br />
{{columns-list|3|<br />
* Pending<br />
}}<br />
<br />
====TF Players====<br />
{{columns-list|3|<br />
* Pending<br />
}}<br />
<br />
====Game Staff====<br />
{{columns-list|3|<br />
* Pending<br />
}}<br />
<br />
==See Also==<br />
*[https://discord.com/channels/619301383451181075/619364127407734785 SimuCon channel on DragonRealm's official Discord server]<br />
*[https://discord.gg/ypGH9P4AsB Official SimuCon Server]<br />
*[https://discord.gg/tZGPPyU Unofficial SimuCon Server]<br />
*[https://gswiki.play.net/SimuCon GemstoneIV Wiki's SimuCon Page]</div>SHAELYNNhttps://elanthipedia.play.net/index.php?title=SimuCon&diff=690285SimuCon2026-05-01T01:20:33Z<p>SHAELYNN: </p>
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<div>{{RTOC}}[[rare source::true| ]]<br />
SimuCon is the annual Simutronics convention held in St. Louis, Missouri.<br />
<br />
The first SimuCon was in 1990, several years prior to DragonRealms' creation, and it was actually called GemCon (for Simutronics biggest game of the time [[GemStone]]).<br />
<br />
The next SimuCon was in 1997 and was called SimuCon II. After that all SimuCons were named by the year they were held from SimuCon '98 through SimuCon 2007, though no SimuCon was held in 2006.<br />
<br />
In 1999 a large number of players, led by GameMaster [[Treveri]], started a player-run DragonRealms convention in Las Vegas called VegasCon. The first VegasCon was coincidentally scheduled the same weekend as a similar GemStone meeting in Las Vegas. After 1999 all VegasCons have been planned with both DragonRealms and GemStone at the same location.<br />
<br />
==Learn More==<br />
{{Special:Prefixindex|prefix={{FULLPAGENAME}}/|hideredirects=1|stripprefix=1}}<br />
<br />
==SimuCon 2026==<br />
===Location===<br />
'''Sheraton Westport Plaza'''<br/><br />
900 Westport Plaza<br/><br />
St. Louis, MO 63146<br />
<br />
''(314) 878-1500'' - Main<br/><br />
''(314) 212-2100'' - Sales<br/><br />
''(314) 212-2133'' - Office<br />
<br />
'''Dates:''' Thursday, July 9, to Sunday, July 12, 2026<br/><br />
'''Group Block Name:''' SIMUCON 2026<br/><br />
'''Group Rate:''' $169 USD per night, plus tax<br/><br />
'''Room Options:''' 1 king bed or 2 double beds<br />
<br />
===How To Book===<br />
====Options for booking====<br />
#Use the Hotel Booking link: [[https://www.marriott.com/event-reservations/reservation-link.mi?id=1741039429417&key=GRP&app=resvlink Hotel Booking]]<br />
#Call the Sheraton via one of the phone numbers listed above and request to book with the Group Block Name listed above.<br />
#Call Marriot directly at ''1 (800) 627-7468'' and request to book with the Group Block Name.<br />
<br />
====Group Rate Applicable Dates====<br />
'''Start Date:''' Tuesday, July 7, 2026<br/><br />
'''End Date:''' Monday, July 13, 2026<br/><br />
'''Last Day to Book:''' ???<br />
====Schedule====<br />
TBD<br />
<br />
===Streaming Schedule===<br />
The following DragonRealms panels will be streamed. All times CST (CENTRAL TIME)<br />
<br />
Streaming link: TBD<br />
<br />
<br />
===Ticketing===<br />
Ticketing is currently handled through the play.net [https://www.play.net/dr/quests/ Box Office] page. <br />
<br />
====Non-Attendee====<br />
TBD<br />
<br />
====Attendee====<br />
TBD<br />
<br />
===Attendee List===<br />
You may edit this page to add your character to the list.<br />
{{columns-list|3|}}<br />
<br />
====Prime Players====<br />
{{columns-list|4|<br />
* Navesi<br />
* Saragos<br />
* Shaylynne<br />
* Ruea<br />
}}<br />
<br />
====Platinum Players====<br />
{{columns-list|3|<br />
* Pending<br />
}}<br />
<br />
====TF Players====<br />
{{columns-list|3|<br />
* Pending<br />
}}<br />
<br />
====Game Staff====<br />
{{columns-list|3|<br />
* Pending<br />
}}<br />
<br />
==See Also==<br />
*[https://discord.com/channels/619301383451181075/619364127407734785 SimuCon channel on DragonRealm's official Discord server]<br />
*[https://discord.gg/ypGH9P4AsB Official SimuCon Server]<br />
*[https://discord.gg/tZGPPyU Unofficial SimuCon Server]<br />
*[https://gswiki.play.net/SimuCon GemstoneIV Wiki's SimuCon Page]</div>SHAELYNNhttps://elanthipedia.play.net/index.php?title=SimuCon&diff=690284SimuCon2026-05-01T01:17:34Z<p>SHAELYNN: </p>
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<div>{{RTOC}}[[rare source::true| ]]<br />
SimuCon is the annual Simutronics convention held in St. Louis, Missouri.<br />
<br />
The first SimuCon was in 1990, several years prior to DragonRealms' creation, and it was actually called GemCon (for Simutronics biggest game of the time [[GemStone]]).<br />
<br />
The next SimuCon was in 1997 and was called SimuCon II. After that all SimuCons were named by the year they were held from SimuCon '98 through SimuCon 2007, though no SimuCon was held in 2006.<br />
<br />
In 1999 a large number of players, led by GameMaster [[Treveri]], started a player-run DragonRealms convention in Las Vegas called VegasCon. The first VegasCon was coincidentally scheduled the same weekend as a similar GemStone meeting in Las Vegas. After 1999 all VegasCons have been planned with both DragonRealms and GemStone at the same location.<br />
<br />
==Learn More==<br />
{{Special:Prefixindex|prefix={{FULLPAGENAME}}/|hideredirects=1|stripprefix=1}}<br />
<br />
==SimuCon 2026==<br />
===Location===<br />
'''Sheraton Westport Plaza'''<br/><br />
900 Westport Plaza<br/><br />
St. Louis, MO 63146<br />
<br />
''(314) 878-1500'' - Main<br/><br />
''(314) 212-2100'' - Sales<br/><br />
''(314) 212-2133'' - Office<br />
<br />
'''Dates:''' Thursday, July 9, to Sunday, July 12, 2026<br/><br />
'''Group Block Name:''' SIMUCON 2026<br/><br />
'''Group Rate:''' $169 USD per night, plus tax<br/><br />
'''Room Options:''' 1 king bed or 2 double beds<br />
<br />
===How To Book===<br />
====Options for booking====<br />
#Use the Hotel Booking link: [[https://www.marriott.com/event-reservations/reservation-link.mi?id=1741039429417&key=GRP&app=resvlink Hotel Booking]]<br />
#Call the Sheraton via one of the phone numbers listed above and request to book with the Group Block Name listed above.<br />
#Call Marriot directly at ''1 (800) 627-7468'' and request to book with the Group Block Name.<br />
<br />
====Group Rate Applicable Dates====<br />
'''Start Date:''' Tuesday, July 7, 2026<br/><br />
'''End Date:''' Monday, July 13, 2026<br/><br />
'''Last Day to Book:''' ???<br />
====Schedule====<br />
TBD<br />
<br />
===Streaming Schedule===<br />
The following DragonRealms panels will be streamed. All times CST (CENTRAL TIME)<br />
<br />
Streaming link: TBD<br />
<br />
<br />
===Ticketing===<br />
Ticketing is currently handled through the play.net [https://www.play.net/dr/quests/ Box Office] page. <br />
<br />
====Non-Attendee====<br />
TBD<br />
<br />
====Attendee====<br />
TBD<br />
<br />
===Attendee List===<br />
You may edit this page to add your character to the list.<br />
{{columns-list|3|}}<br />
<br />
====Prime Players====<br />
{{columns-list|3|<br />
* Navesi<br />
* Saragos<br />
* Shaylynne<br />
* Ruea<br />
}}<br />
<br />
====Platinum Players====<br />
{{columns-list|3|<br />
* Pending<br />
}}<br />
<br />
====TF Players====<br />
{{columns-list|3|<br />
* Pending<br />
}}<br />
<br />
====Game Staff====<br />
{{columns-list|3|<br />
* Pending<br />
}}<br />
<br />
==See Also==<br />
*[https://discord.com/channels/619301383451181075/619364127407734785 SimuCon channel on DragonRealm's official Discord server]<br />
*[https://discord.gg/ypGH9P4AsB Official SimuCon Server]<br />
*[https://discord.gg/tZGPPyU Unofficial SimuCon Server]<br />
*[https://gswiki.play.net/SimuCon GemstoneIV Wiki's SimuCon Page]</div>SHAELYNNhttps://elanthipedia.play.net/index.php?title=Ivre&diff=690141Ivre2026-04-25T15:03:07Z<p>SHAELYNN: </p>
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<div>{{PC<br />
| name = Ivre Thangar aka Miss Thang<br/>[[File:Ivre.jpg|Ivre|400px]]<br />
| status = a<br />
| race = Human<br />
| gender = Female<br />
| guild = Paladin<br />
| instance = Prime<br />
|relat=Trajan}}<br />
<br />
<br /><br />
== '''Appearance''' ==<br />
You see Madame Ivre Thangar, Cadet of the Cape of Storms, a Human Paladin. She has a spike of riven soulstone lodged in the brow above one of her thick-lashed moss-green eyes. Her lavender-streaked bright green hair is very long and straight with smoky lilac ends, and is worn in an elegant upswept arrangement threaded with a twisted strand of blighted abyssal quartz skulls. She has fair skin, a lissome figure, and is tiny for a Human.<br /><br />
<br /><br />
She is wearing a leather cord strung with a crimson bloodgem droplet, a featureless pilgrim's badge sculpted from void-black jet, a dark-scale leather pack clasped by a coisyn jade skull, a suit of umbral black tursa armor whorled with merging shadowy lines, a cauldron-black pouch dangling a vivid coisyn jade droplet, a somber book bound in layers of black iron chains, some heavy plate tursa combat boots welled with tenebrous hues, some jadeleaf footwraps plated with mossbone shards.<br /><br />
<br /><br />
<br /><br />
She was born on the 13th day of the 9th month of Dolefaren the Brigantine in the year of the Emerald Dolphin, 432 years after the victory of Lanival the Redeemer.<br /><br />
<br /><br />
She affirmed her vows before the gods in the 2nd month of Ka'len the Sea Drake in the year of the Silver Unicorn, 455.<br /><br />
<br />
== '''Mr. & Mrs. Thangar''' ==<br />
[[File:Trajan and Ivre.png|frameless|400px]]<br />
<br />
== '''A Knight On The Town''' ==<br />
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<div>{{PC<br />
| name = Ivre Thangar aka Miss Thang<br/>[[File:Ivre.jpg|Ivre|400px]]<br />
| status = a<br />
| race = Human<br />
| gender = Female<br />
| guild = Paladin<br />
| instance = Prime<br />
|relat=Trajan}}<br />
<br />
<br /><br />
== '''Appearance''' ==<br />
You see Madame Ivre Thangar, Cadet of the Cape of Storms, a Human Paladin. She has a spike of riven soulstone lodged in the brow above one of her thick-lashed moss-green eyes. Her lavender-streaked bright green hair is very long and straight with smoky lilac ends, and is worn in an elegant upswept arrangement threaded with a twisted strand of blighted abyssal quartz skulls. She has fair skin, a lissome figure, and is tiny for a Human.<br /><br />
<br /><br />
She is wearing a leather cord strung with a crimson bloodgem droplet, a featureless pilgrim's badge sculpted from void-black jet, a dark-scale leather pack clasped by a coisyn jade skull, a suit of umbral black tursa armor whorled with merging shadowy lines, a cauldron-black pouch dangling a vivid coisyn jade droplet, a somber book bound in layers of black iron chains, some heavy plate tursa combat boots welled with tenebrous hues, some jadeleaf footwraps plated with mossbone shards.<br /><br />
<br /><br />
<br /><br />
She was born on the 13th day of the 9th month of Dolefaren the Brigantine in the year of the Emerald Dolphin, 432 years after the victory of Lanival the Redeemer.<br /><br />
<br /><br />
She affirmed her vows before the gods in the 2nd month of Ka'len the Sea Drake in the year of the Silver Unicorn, 455.<br /><br />
<br />
== '''Mr. & Mrs. Thangar''' ==<br />
[[File:Trajan and Ivre.png|frameless|400px]]<br />
<br />
== '''A Night On The Town''' ==<br />
[[File:IvreFormal.jpg|frameless|400px]]</div>SHAELYNNhttps://elanthipedia.play.net/index.php?title=Ivre&diff=690139Ivre2026-04-25T15:00:52Z<p>SHAELYNN: </p>
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<div>{{PC<br />
| name = Ivre Thangar aka Miss Thang<br/>[[File:Ivre.jpg|Ivre|400px]]<br />
| status = a<br />
| race = Human<br />
| gender = Female<br />
| guild = Paladin<br />
| instance = Prime<br />
|relat=Trajan}}<br />
<br />
<br /><br />
== '''Appearance''' ==<br />
You see Madame Ivre Thangar, Cadet of the Cape of Storms, a Human Paladin. She has a spike of riven soulstone lodged in the brow above one of her thick-lashed moss-green eyes. Her lavender-streaked bright green hair is very long and straight with smoky lilac ends, and is worn in an elegant upswept arrangement threaded with a twisted strand of blighted abyssal quartz skulls. She has fair skin, a lissome figure, and is tiny for a Human.<br /><br />
<br /><br />
She is wearing a leather cord strung with a crimson bloodgem droplet, a featureless pilgrim's badge sculpted from void-black jet, a dark-scale leather pack clasped by a coisyn jade skull, a suit of umbral black tursa armor whorled with merging shadowy lines, a cauldron-black pouch dangling a vivid coisyn jade droplet, a somber book bound in layers of black iron chains, some heavy plate tursa combat boots welled with tenebrous hues, some jadeleaf footwraps plated with mossbone shards.<br /><br />
<br /><br />
<br /><br />
She was born on the 13th day of the 9th month of Dolefaren the Brigantine in the year of the Emerald Dolphin, 432 years after the victory of Lanival the Redeemer.<br /><br />
<br /><br />
She affirmed her vows before the gods in the 2nd month of Ka'len the Sea Drake in the year of the Silver Unicorn, 455.<br /><br />
<br />
== '''Mr. & Mrs. Thangar''' ==<br />
[[File:Trajan and Ivre.png|frameless|400px]]<br />
<br />
== '''Evening Attire''' ==<br />
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<div>{{PC<br />
| name = Gnela<br />
| status = a<br />
| race = Gnome<br />
| gender = Female<br />
| guild = Necromancer<br />
| instance = Prime<br />
|relat=Gneal}}<br />
[[File:gnelalight.jpg|thumb|Masked]]<br />
[[File:gneladark.jpg|thumb|Unmasked]]<br />
<br /><br />
== '''Appearance''' ==<br />
You see Neighbor Gnela, The Sullied Regulus, a Gnome Neighbormancer.<br /><br />
She has sparkling violet eyes, a small nose and dimples pierced by a pair of tiny faceted chaos chalcedonies. Her strawberry-streaked deep purple hair is pixie-cut and peppered with glittery highlights, and is worn artfully tousled. She has smooth skin and a pair of resplendent spun glitter fairy wings tracing a shimmering halo around a scrawny figure.<br /><br />
She is tiny for a Gnome with a gingerpine donut drenched in white icing topped with rainbow sapphire sprinkles floating lazily around her right wrist.<br /><br />
<br /><br />
<br />
She is wearing a fractalline sun hat with a wide brim, a colorful triple-stranded necklace of spiced gumdrops, a chocolate-brown apron with frilly vanilla-white ruffles, a lumpy fractalline gelapod with zoetaen-tipped eyestalks, an airy tea-length dress adorned with colorful fae-weave silk scarves, a triple-looped coralite chain bracelet, a black gold oath ring inset with a tiny hourglass capped in light green jade, a pink udder-shaped felt gem pouch, a well-used iroko cookie carrier smeared with chocolaty fingerprints and some fractalline dancing slippers bound around the ankle by whorled ivory laces.<br />
<br />
== '''Best Friends''' ==<br />
<br />
[[File:almagnela.jpg|frameless|Almarius & Gnela]]<br /><br />
Almarius & Gnela<br />
<br />
== '''Paladin Soup''' ==<br />
<br /><br />
You exclaim, "It is I!"<br /><br />
Rzin asks, "Is it you??"<br /><br />
You exclaim, "It is!"<br /><br />
Rzin says, "Maybe it's gnot."<br /><br />
You say, "So I heard about this thing called...Paladin soup."<br /><br />
You say, "It's like turtle soup but you cook a Paladin and eat it out of its own armor."<br /><br />
Rzin asks, "I will try anything once. Who are we roasting?"<br /><br />
You say, "I can't seem to find any recipes, though, or butchers willing to quarter a Paladin."<br /><br />
Rzin says, "Oh. I can find you one."<br /><br />
You ask, "A Paladin or a Butcher?"<br /><br />
Rzin says, "Butcher. I don't typically associate with those overly zealous types."<br /><br />
You exclaim, "We're halfway to soup then!"<br /><br />
You say, "The recipe can't be that hard right, cut, cook, consume."<br /><br />
Rzin says, "And all the way to hungry."<br /><br />
<br /><br />
And thus, a recipe was concocted and gifted to Jaelia at her Circle Celebration:<br /><br />
<br /> <br />
Dear JaeJae,<br /><br />
I'm sorry I cannot stay long at your party. If I were a necromancer, which I am not, but if I were, it would not be good for me to hang out too long at a shrine.<br /><br />
I do have a gift for you, however, since you recently turned 100th circle in your Guild.<br /><br />
I would like you to have your very own copy of my recipe for Paladin Soup.<br /><br />
Follow these instructions carefully:<br /><br />
1. Take your Paladin to Rzin's Butcher friend, have them chunked and cubed appropriately. Keep the armor intact.<br /><br />
2. Add Lemons.<br /><br />
3. Add some flour and peccary fat to a pot, and stir on low to medium heat to make a roux.<br /><br />
4. Add some water and lots of wine, bring to a boil.<br /><br />
5. Add Paladin. Let stew for hours, this should come naturally for them.<br /><br />
6. Taste for seasoning, some will already be salty, if not, add more salt.<br /><br />
7. With a large ladle, spoon soup into one of the plate pauldrons, both if you are having company, or just really really hungry.<br /><br />
8. Top the bowl with a nice gremolata and keep some dry toast drizzled with olive oil nearby for dipping.<br /><br />
Important Note: Guard this recipe with your life, in the wrong hands it will be woefully prepared, and no one needs to see a Paladin cry before they eat them.<br /><br />
Enjoy, Miss JaeJae.<br /><br />
Love,<br />
Your Friendly Gneighbormancer,<br /><br />
Miss GneGne.<br /></div>SHAELYNNhttps://elanthipedia.play.net/index.php?title=Item:Shadow-black_satin_shirt_with_a_single_sleeve_spun_from_ethereal_webs_of_gauze&diff=690136Item:Shadow-black satin shirt with a single sleeve spun from ethereal webs of gauze2026-04-25T11:12:19Z<p>SHAELYNN: </p>
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<div>This is an archive of gifts and prizes given out at events hosted by the [[Order of the Iron Circle]]. The primary purpose of this page is to facilitate automatic sourcing of individual item pages.<br />
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!OOC Date!!IC Date!!Event!!Type!!Item<br />
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|12/03/2025||10 Dolefaren 454||Sip N Smoke||gift||{{sloot|i|candy cane pipe}}<br />
|-<br />
|12/17/2025||25 Nissa 454||Rat Roundup||gift||{{sloot|i|pair of tel'athi zills}}<br />
|-<br />
|12/17/2025||25 Nissa 454||Rat Roundup||prizes||{{sloot|w|blued-steel Elven longsword}}, {{sloot|w|blued-steel parry stick etched with the Order of the Iron Circle crest}}, {{sloot|w|solid wooden nightstick}}<br />
|-<br />
|12/21/2025||1 Akroeg 455||Ugly Sweater Chris' Mass Party||gift||{{sloot|i|fuzzy mohair sweater with an applique beastie prancing about on cloven hooves}}<br />
|-<br />
|1/07/2026||29 Ka'len 455||Sip N Smoke||gift|| ??<br />
|-<br />
|1/13/2026||14 Lirisa 455||Market Night on the Islands||gift||{{sloot|i|shimmering dance veil of iron-grey musparan silk}}<br />
|-<br />
|1/31/2026||5 Uthmor 455||Famous Faces Trivia||gift||{{sloot|i|quintuply looped hip-chain strung with a plethora of pendulous charms}}<br />
|-<br />
|2/05/2026||26 Uthmor 455||Gift Basket Workshop||gift||{{sloot|i|fluffy down pillow shaped like a behemoth shark with beady little eyes}}<br />
|-<br />
|2/10/2026||5 Arhat 455||Darts Darts Darts||gift||{{sloot|w|straight aganylosh'a dart tipped with anlora-avtoma}}<br />
|-<br />
|2/17/2026||33 Arhat 455||Saucy Siegery||gift||Cancelled<br />
|-<br />
|3/04/2026||14 Skullcleaver 455||Sip N Smoke||gift||{{sloot|i|grey leather tobacco pouch}}<br />
|-<br />
|3/18/2026||29 Dolefaren 455||Saucy Siegery||gift||{{sloot|i|sinuous iron lockpick ring}}<br />
|-<br />
|3/29/2026||33 Nissa 455||Bake Sale||gift||{{sloot|i|shark-shaped sugar cookie slathered with smooth silver frosting}}<br />
|-<br />
|4/08/2026||33 Akroeg 456||Sip N Smoke||gift||{{sloot|i|jug-shaped black flint}}<br />
|-<br />
|4/21/2026||4 Lirisa 456||Rob The Robbers||gift||{{sloot|i|shadow-black satin shirt with a single sleeve spun from ethereal webs of gauze}}<br />
|-<br />
|4/29/2026|| Lirisa 456||Flex Those Arms||gift||<br />
|-<br />
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|5/00/2026|| 456||??||gift||<br />
|-<br />
|5/00/2026|| 456||??||gift||<br />
|-<br />
|5/00/2026|| 456||??||gift||<br />
|-<br />
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|6/00/2026|| 456||??||gift||<br />
|-<br />
|6/00/2026|| 456||??||gift||<br />
|-<br />
|6/00/2026|| 456||??||gift||<br />
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|}<br />
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<div>This is an archive of gifts and prizes given out at events hosted by the [[Order of the Iron Circle]]. The primary purpose of this page is to facilitate automatic sourcing of individual item pages.<br />
<br />
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|-<br />
!OOC Date!!IC Date!!Event!!Type!!Item<br />
|-<br />
|12/03/2025||10 Dolefaren 454||Sip N Smoke||gift||{{sloot|i|candy cane pipe}}<br />
|-<br />
|12/17/2025||25 Nissa 454||Rat Roundup||gift||{{sloot|i|pair of tel'athi zills}}<br />
|-<br />
|12/17/2025||25 Nissa 454||Rat Roundup||prizes||{{sloot|w|blued-steel Elven longsword}}, {{sloot|w|blued-steel parry stick etched with the Order of the Iron Circle crest}}, {{sloot|w|solid wooden nightstick}}<br />
|-<br />
|12/21/2025||1 Akroeg 455||Ugly Sweater Chris' Mass Party||gift||{{sloot|i|fuzzy mohair sweater with an applique beastie prancing about on cloven hooves}}<br />
|-<br />
|1/07/2026||29 Ka'len 455||Sip N Smoke||gift|| ??<br />
|-<br />
|1/13/2026||14 Lirisa 455||Market Night on the Islands||gift||{{sloot|i|shimmering dance veil of iron-grey musparan silk}}<br />
|-<br />
|1/31/2026||5 Uthmor 455||Famous Faces Trivia||gift||{{sloot|i|quintuply looped hip-chain strung with a plethora of pendulous charms}}<br />
|-<br />
|2/05/2026||26 Uthmor 455||Gift Basket Workshop||gift||{{sloot|i|fluffy down pillow shaped like a behemoth shark with beady little eyes}}<br />
|-<br />
|2/10/2026||5 Arhat 455||Darts Darts Darts||gift||{{sloot|w|straight aganylosh'a dart tipped with anlora-avtoma}}<br />
|-<br />
|2/17/2026||33 Arhat 455||Saucy Siegery||gift||Cancelled<br />
|-<br />
|3/04/2026||14 Skullcleaver 455||Sip N Smoke||gift||{{sloot|i|grey leather tobacco pouch}}<br />
|-<br />
|3/18/2026||29 Dolefaren 455||Saucy Siegery||gift||{{sloot|i|sinuous iron lockpick ring}}<br />
|-<br />
|3/29/2026|| Nissa 455||Bake Sale||gift||{{sloot|i|shark-shaped sugar cookie slathered with smooth silver frosting }}<br />
|-<br />
|4/08/2026|| Akroeg 456||Sip N Smoke||gift||<br />
|-<br />
|4/21/2026|| Lirisa 456||Rob The Robbers||gift||<br />
|-<br />
|4/29/2026|| Lirisa 456||Flex Those Arms||gift||<br />
|-<br />
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|5/00/2026|| 456||??||gift||<br />
|-<br />
|5/00/2026|| 456||??||gift||<br />
|-<br />
|5/00/2026|| 456||??||gift||<br />
|-<br />
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|6/00/2026|| 456||??||gift||<br />
|-<br />
|6/00/2026|| 456||??||gift||<br />
|-<br />
|6/00/2026|| 456||??||gift||<br />
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