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<p>GUITARZ79: /* The Cleave-ie-est of Axes!? */</p> <hr /> <div>[[File:TWEEDEE!!!!!.png|thumb]]<br /> {{PC<br /> |name=Tweedee Deedum<br /> |status=a<br /> |race=Gnome<br /> |gender=Male<br /> |guild=Barbarian<br /> |instance=Prime<br /> |relat=Tweedum<br /> |toc=y<br /> }}<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> You see Butcher Tweedee Deedum, Dragon Fighter of Elanthia, a Gnome Barbarian.<br /> Tweedee has a square-jawed face with several scars and gashes from past battles, some tyrium-framed safety goggles with thick glass lenses protecting his blazing black eyes and a broken nose. He is bald, with tanned skin and a barrel-chested build.<br /> <br /> He is one who towers among others for a Gnome.<br /> <br /> He appears to be patronly.<br /> <br /> He has a wild and greasy beard, some square-cut ham chunks cut from talan pearls nestled among the untamed mane like small forgotten treasures.<br /> <br /> His right wrist has a tattoo of a wild hog going hog wild on a large pile of fatback bacon.<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> He is holding a battle-scarred hog mask with yellowed protruding tusks in his right hand.<br /> <br /> You are wearing a gargantuan boar-hide pauldron with a hog skull impaled on vicious glaes spikes, an oversized chunk of chakrel hung from a massive glaes chain, a pulsating eddy of light restrained inside the maw of a mechanical glaes skull, a massive cleaving greataxe set with a fire whirl ruby in the tyrium blade, a matte black warrior's kimono embroidered with a juicy ham on the bone, some mechanized butcher's gauntlets with dented glaes warning plates, a red and white striped round shield with a star centered in blue, a splattered leather butcher's apron with a huge glaes buckle, an ice-veined leather war belt fitted with a goldenglow glaes flaming-ham mechanism, a dark steel warhorn forged into a cawing raven clutching a glaes dragon, a spiritwood double sheath fitted with bejeweled goldenglow glaes mechanisms and a pair of steel-toed butcher's boots with cleats shaped like meat tenderizers.<br /> <br /> {{PCSkills<br /> |Collapse=Yes<br /> }}<br /> <br /> ==For the baddies...==<br /> ==='''The Hammy-est of HAMmers!'''===<br /> :a massive haralun hammer forged into the shape of a ham <br /> ::The masterful metalwork of the haralun head shows etched spiral skin and lifelike swirls in the meat. Across the head are small studs wrought into the shape of peppercorns. The handle has been painted and shaped into a bone sticking out from the meat. Affixed to the end of the haft, a counterweight forged into the shape of a bone knuckle bears the initials &quot;P. D.&quot;<br /> ::A massive haralun hammer reads: &quot;HAMmer Time!&quot;<br /> <br /> ==='''The Butchery-est of Axes!'''===<br /> :a butcher's sterak axe with a bejeweled cleaving blade edged in forgeheart iron.<br /> ::The long rectangular blade has a single edge that is slightly curved, broad enough to cleave through meat or bone from large game and livestock. The reddish-orange chakrel dust visible across the bright iron like a billowing cloud of windswept embers reflects within the facets of a large Gemfire ruby, trailed by engravings that resemble cooking flames. Modified with a spiral of goldenglow glaes studs, a short dragonwood handle provides a secure grip in the kitchen or in battle. <br /> <br /> ==='''The Cleavey-est of Axes!?'''===<br /> :a massive cleaving greataxe set with a fire whirl ruby in the tyrium blade.<br /> ::Carved from deep purple tyrium, the massive rectangular blade carries a dense, muted luster that catches ember-like light along its edges, its surface reminiscent of a cleaver built to break bone and split hogs with a single decisive swing.  A fire whirl ruby seems to smolder near the spine, its spiraling inclusion burning like a rising flame.  The spiritwood haft, set with tyrium pins, offers a firm butcher's grip for driving the blade clean through whatever it bites into.<br /> ::A massive cleaving greataxe reads: &quot;From the first cut to the last bite!<br /> <br /> ==For the cooking...==<br /> ==='''The Gristly-est of skillets!'''===<br /> :a seasoned skillet with a ham hock handle that glistens with grease and gristle <br /> ::The seasoned cast iron skillet is a deep, well-worn black, with a glossy, slightly sticky patina built up over consistent use. The surface gleams faintly, reflecting the remnants of cooking oils and fats that have absorbed into the metal. Small, crispy pieces of ham gristle are scattered across the bottom, some clinging stubbornly to the iron surface, while others are lodged in the ridges of the pan.<br /> :::a golden waffle sandwich layered with savory ham and a drizzle of sweet glaze <br /> ::::Crisp, golden waffle halves are pressed into a grid of perfect squares, each corner kissed with a faint buttery sheen. Between them lies a generous layer of thinly shaved, honey-glazed ham, its edges slightly caramelized. A delicate drizzle of spiced maple syrup winds over the top waffle, pooling lightly in its indentations.<br /> <br /> ==='''The Greasy-est of aprons!'''===<br /> :a splattered leather butcher's apron with a huge glaes buckle <br /> ::The long meat cutter's garment is made of dark leather and is splattered with a mix of dark and greasy stains on the front. Under the wide belt is a large pocket with a brand in the corner: a ham engulfed in flames. The glaes buckle is engraved with a unkindness of ravens feasting on a dragon.<br /> <br /> ==='''The Spicy-est of wands!'''===<br /> :a gnawed-upon wand carved from a boiled ham bone <br /> ::The bone looks to be left over from a previous meal, the marks of gnawing creating a unique texture that tells a tale of curious exploration and hunger. Though partially chewed upon, mini ham-shaped carvings add a whimsical touch to the otherwise worn surface of the wand's handle.<br /> :::A steamy raven-shaped slab of spicy ham <br /> ::::This hot-looking ham is a culinary masterpiece that marries bold flavors with artistic flair. The thick slice resembles a raven, and feathers are meticulously etched into the rich, spicy glaze. The ham's exterior, a canvas of deep reds and browns, hints at the fiery blend of spices that infuse every bite.<br /> <br /> ==For the mighty-est of warriors...==<br /> ==='''The Curvy-est of swords!'''===<br /> :a curved greatsword with a fire whirl ruby dragon along the bright glaes blade<br /> ::The massive blade curves sharply, extending far behind the lengthy handle crisscrossed with dragonfire brocade cloth. The expertly crafted glaes metal exhibits a brilliant pure white shine, intensifying when light travels along the single edge. Inside the ruby dragon, a stylized pillar of swirling flame erupts against the gem's top face as if on the verge of bursting forth. A radiant goldenglow glaes circular guard portrays an image of an unkindness of ravens cawing at a paladin engulfed in flames. Subtle shades of blue and red mingle with a sickly green and writhing shadows in a perpetual dance around the curved greatsword.<br /> ::The curved greatsword reads: &quot;Fight fire with fire.&quot;<br /> <br /> ==='''The Doubly-est of sheaths!'''===<br /> :a spiritwood double sheath fitted with bejeweled goldenglow glaes mechanisms <br /> ::The rectangular snow-white wooden casing has curved edges and is fitted with a glass housing showcasing cogs and gears carefully filed from goldenglow glaes. Catching your eye, a button set with a stormfire topaz seems to activate the mechanism. A long and wide swath of molten-core diamond icesilk trails from the sheath where it is wrapped around the middle to help secure it on a belt or in a sash.<br /> ::A spiritwood double sheath reads: &quot;Safety device disabled. Face towards enemy.&quot;<br /> <br /> ==='''The Smelly-est of Kimonos!'''===<br /> :a matte black warrior's kimono embroidered with a juicy ham on the bone <br /> ::White silk lining provides a stark contrast against the mottled tones of black dyed into the long deathfiber garment. The deep-belled sleeves allow room for movement in tricky situations such as battle or preparing a hot meal. Masterfully stitched on the back is a giant ham in silvery brown threads, giving the appearance of juices running down the sides. White embroidery depicting steam drifting up from the meat spells out a phrase.<br /> ::A warrior's kimono reads: &quot;No vengeance on an empty stomach.&quot;</div>

GUITARZ79 https://elanthipedia.play.net/index.php?title=Tweedee&diff=688040 2026-02-12T02:05:12Z

<p>GUITARZ79: /* The cleave-ie-est of Axes!? */</p> <hr /> <div>[[File:TWEEDEE!!!!!.png|thumb]]<br /> {{PC<br /> |name=Tweedee Deedum<br /> |status=a<br /> |race=Gnome<br /> |gender=Male<br /> |guild=Barbarian<br /> |instance=Prime<br /> |relat=Tweedum<br /> |toc=y<br /> }}<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> You see Butcher Tweedee Deedum, Dragon Fighter of Elanthia, a Gnome Barbarian.<br /> Tweedee has a square-jawed face with several scars and gashes from past battles, some tyrium-framed safety goggles with thick glass lenses protecting his blazing black eyes and a broken nose. He is bald, with tanned skin and a barrel-chested build.<br /> <br /> He is one who towers among others for a Gnome.<br /> <br /> He appears to be patronly.<br /> <br /> He has a wild and greasy beard, some square-cut ham chunks cut from talan pearls nestled among the untamed mane like small forgotten treasures.<br /> <br /> His right wrist has a tattoo of a wild hog going hog wild on a large pile of fatback bacon.<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> He is holding a battle-scarred hog mask with yellowed protruding tusks in his right hand.<br /> <br /> You are wearing a gargantuan boar-hide pauldron with a hog skull impaled on vicious glaes spikes, an oversized chunk of chakrel hung from a massive glaes chain, a pulsating eddy of light restrained inside the maw of a mechanical glaes skull, a massive cleaving greataxe set with a fire whirl ruby in the tyrium blade, a matte black warrior's kimono embroidered with a juicy ham on the bone, some mechanized butcher's gauntlets with dented glaes warning plates, a red and white striped round shield with a star centered in blue, a splattered leather butcher's apron with a huge glaes buckle, an ice-veined leather war belt fitted with a goldenglow glaes flaming-ham mechanism, a dark steel warhorn forged into a cawing raven clutching a glaes dragon, a spiritwood double sheath fitted with bejeweled goldenglow glaes mechanisms and a pair of steel-toed butcher's boots with cleats shaped like meat tenderizers.<br /> <br /> {{PCSkills<br /> |Collapse=Yes<br /> }}<br /> <br /> ==For the baddies...==<br /> ==='''The Hammy-est of HAMmers!'''===<br /> :a massive haralun hammer forged into the shape of a ham <br /> ::The masterful metalwork of the haralun head shows etched spiral skin and lifelike swirls in the meat. Across the head are small studs wrought into the shape of peppercorns. The handle has been painted and shaped into a bone sticking out from the meat. Affixed to the end of the haft, a counterweight forged into the shape of a bone knuckle bears the initials &quot;P. D.&quot;<br /> ::A massive haralun hammer reads: &quot;HAMmer Time!&quot;<br /> <br /> ==='''The Butchery-est of Axes!'''===<br /> :a butcher's sterak axe with a bejeweled cleaving blade edged in forgeheart iron.<br /> ::The long rectangular blade has a single edge that is slightly curved, broad enough to cleave through meat or bone from large game and livestock. The reddish-orange chakrel dust visible across the bright iron like a billowing cloud of windswept embers reflects within the facets of a large Gemfire ruby, trailed by engravings that resemble cooking flames. Modified with a spiral of goldenglow glaes studs, a short dragonwood handle provides a secure grip in the kitchen or in battle. <br /> <br /> ==='''The Cleave-ie-est of Axes!?'''===<br /> :a massive cleaving greataxe set with a fire whirl ruby in the tyrium blade.<br /> ::Carved from deep purple tyrium, the massive rectangular blade carries a dense, muted luster that catches ember-like light along its edges, its surface reminiscent of a cleaver built to break bone and split hogs with a single decisive swing.  A fire whirl ruby seems to smolder near the spine, its spiraling inclusion burning like a rising flame.  The spiritwood haft, set with tyrium pins, offers a firm butcher's grip for driving the blade clean through whatever it bites into.<br /> ::A massive cleaving greataxe reads: &quot;From the first cut to the last bite!<br /> <br /> ==For the cooking...==<br /> ==='''The Gristly-est of skillets!'''===<br /> :a seasoned skillet with a ham hock handle that glistens with grease and gristle <br /> ::The seasoned cast iron skillet is a deep, well-worn black, with a glossy, slightly sticky patina built up over consistent use. The surface gleams faintly, reflecting the remnants of cooking oils and fats that have absorbed into the metal. Small, crispy pieces of ham gristle are scattered across the bottom, some clinging stubbornly to the iron surface, while others are lodged in the ridges of the pan.<br /> :::a golden waffle sandwich layered with savory ham and a drizzle of sweet glaze <br /> ::::Crisp, golden waffle halves are pressed into a grid of perfect squares, each corner kissed with a faint buttery sheen. Between them lies a generous layer of thinly shaved, honey-glazed ham, its edges slightly caramelized. A delicate drizzle of spiced maple syrup winds over the top waffle, pooling lightly in its indentations.<br /> <br /> ==='''The Greasy-est of aprons!'''===<br /> :a splattered leather butcher's apron with a huge glaes buckle <br /> ::The long meat cutter's garment is made of dark leather and is splattered with a mix of dark and greasy stains on the front. Under the wide belt is a large pocket with a brand in the corner: a ham engulfed in flames. The glaes buckle is engraved with a unkindness of ravens feasting on a dragon.<br /> <br /> ==='''The Spicy-est of wands!'''===<br /> :a gnawed-upon wand carved from a boiled ham bone <br /> ::The bone looks to be left over from a previous meal, the marks of gnawing creating a unique texture that tells a tale of curious exploration and hunger. Though partially chewed upon, mini ham-shaped carvings add a whimsical touch to the otherwise worn surface of the wand's handle.<br /> :::A steamy raven-shaped slab of spicy ham <br /> ::::This hot-looking ham is a culinary masterpiece that marries bold flavors with artistic flair. The thick slice resembles a raven, and feathers are meticulously etched into the rich, spicy glaze. The ham's exterior, a canvas of deep reds and browns, hints at the fiery blend of spices that infuse every bite.<br /> <br /> ==For the mighty-est of warriors...==<br /> ==='''The Curvy-est of swords!'''===<br /> :a curved greatsword with a fire whirl ruby dragon along the bright glaes blade<br /> ::The massive blade curves sharply, extending far behind the lengthy handle crisscrossed with dragonfire brocade cloth. The expertly crafted glaes metal exhibits a brilliant pure white shine, intensifying when light travels along the single edge. Inside the ruby dragon, a stylized pillar of swirling flame erupts against the gem's top face as if on the verge of bursting forth. A radiant goldenglow glaes circular guard portrays an image of an unkindness of ravens cawing at a paladin engulfed in flames. Subtle shades of blue and red mingle with a sickly green and writhing shadows in a perpetual dance around the curved greatsword.<br /> ::The curved greatsword reads: &quot;Fight fire with fire.&quot;<br /> <br /> ==='''The Doubly-est of sheaths!'''===<br /> :a spiritwood double sheath fitted with bejeweled goldenglow glaes mechanisms <br /> ::The rectangular snow-white wooden casing has curved edges and is fitted with a glass housing showcasing cogs and gears carefully filed from goldenglow glaes. Catching your eye, a button set with a stormfire topaz seems to activate the mechanism. A long and wide swath of molten-core diamond icesilk trails from the sheath where it is wrapped around the middle to help secure it on a belt or in a sash.<br /> ::A spiritwood double sheath reads: &quot;Safety device disabled. Face towards enemy.&quot;<br /> <br /> ==='''The Smelly-est of Kimonos!'''===<br /> :a matte black warrior's kimono embroidered with a juicy ham on the bone <br /> ::White silk lining provides a stark contrast against the mottled tones of black dyed into the long deathfiber garment. The deep-belled sleeves allow room for movement in tricky situations such as battle or preparing a hot meal. Masterfully stitched on the back is a giant ham in silvery brown threads, giving the appearance of juices running down the sides. White embroidery depicting steam drifting up from the meat spells out a phrase.<br /> ::A warrior's kimono reads: &quot;No vengeance on an empty stomach.&quot;</div>

GUITARZ79 https://elanthipedia.play.net/index.php?title=Tweedee&diff=688039 2026-02-12T02:04:53Z

<p>GUITARZ79: </p> <hr /> <div>[[File:TWEEDEE!!!!!.png|thumb]]<br /> {{PC<br /> |name=Tweedee Deedum<br /> |status=a<br /> |race=Gnome<br /> |gender=Male<br /> |guild=Barbarian<br /> |instance=Prime<br /> |relat=Tweedum<br /> |toc=y<br /> }}<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> You see Butcher Tweedee Deedum, Dragon Fighter of Elanthia, a Gnome Barbarian.<br /> Tweedee has a square-jawed face with several scars and gashes from past battles, some tyrium-framed safety goggles with thick glass lenses protecting his blazing black eyes and a broken nose. He is bald, with tanned skin and a barrel-chested build.<br /> <br /> He is one who towers among others for a Gnome.<br /> <br /> He appears to be patronly.<br /> <br /> He has a wild and greasy beard, some square-cut ham chunks cut from talan pearls nestled among the untamed mane like small forgotten treasures.<br /> <br /> His right wrist has a tattoo of a wild hog going hog wild on a large pile of fatback bacon.<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> He is holding a battle-scarred hog mask with yellowed protruding tusks in his right hand.<br /> <br /> You are wearing a gargantuan boar-hide pauldron with a hog skull impaled on vicious glaes spikes, an oversized chunk of chakrel hung from a massive glaes chain, a pulsating eddy of light restrained inside the maw of a mechanical glaes skull, a massive cleaving greataxe set with a fire whirl ruby in the tyrium blade, a matte black warrior's kimono embroidered with a juicy ham on the bone, some mechanized butcher's gauntlets with dented glaes warning plates, a red and white striped round shield with a star centered in blue, a splattered leather butcher's apron with a huge glaes buckle, an ice-veined leather war belt fitted with a goldenglow glaes flaming-ham mechanism, a dark steel warhorn forged into a cawing raven clutching a glaes dragon, a spiritwood double sheath fitted with bejeweled goldenglow glaes mechanisms and a pair of steel-toed butcher's boots with cleats shaped like meat tenderizers.<br /> <br /> {{PCSkills<br /> |Collapse=Yes<br /> }}<br /> <br /> ==For the baddies...==<br /> ==='''The Hammy-est of HAMmers!'''===<br /> :a massive haralun hammer forged into the shape of a ham <br /> ::The masterful metalwork of the haralun head shows etched spiral skin and lifelike swirls in the meat. Across the head are small studs wrought into the shape of peppercorns. The handle has been painted and shaped into a bone sticking out from the meat. Affixed to the end of the haft, a counterweight forged into the shape of a bone knuckle bears the initials &quot;P. D.&quot;<br /> ::A massive haralun hammer reads: &quot;HAMmer Time!&quot;<br /> <br /> ==='''The Butchery-est of Axes!'''===<br /> :a butcher's sterak axe with a bejeweled cleaving blade edged in forgeheart iron.<br /> ::The long rectangular blade has a single edge that is slightly curved, broad enough to cleave through meat or bone from large game and livestock. The reddish-orange chakrel dust visible across the bright iron like a billowing cloud of windswept embers reflects within the facets of a large Gemfire ruby, trailed by engravings that resemble cooking flames. Modified with a spiral of goldenglow glaes studs, a short dragonwood handle provides a secure grip in the kitchen or in battle. <br /> <br /> ==='''The cleave-ie-est of Axes!?'''===<br /> :a massive cleaving greataxe set with a fire whirl ruby in the tyrium blade.<br /> ::Carved from deep purple tyrium, the massive rectangular blade carries a dense, muted luster that catches ember-like light along its edges, its surface reminiscent of a cleaver built to break bone and split hogs with a single decisive swing.  A fire whirl ruby seems to smolder near the spine, its spiraling inclusion burning like a rising flame.  The spiritwood haft, set with tyrium pins, offers a firm butcher's grip for driving the blade clean through whatever it bites into.<br /> ::A massive cleaving greataxe reads: &quot;From the first cut to the last bite!<br /> <br /> ==For the cooking...==<br /> ==='''The Gristly-est of skillets!'''===<br /> :a seasoned skillet with a ham hock handle that glistens with grease and gristle <br /> ::The seasoned cast iron skillet is a deep, well-worn black, with a glossy, slightly sticky patina built up over consistent use. The surface gleams faintly, reflecting the remnants of cooking oils and fats that have absorbed into the metal. Small, crispy pieces of ham gristle are scattered across the bottom, some clinging stubbornly to the iron surface, while others are lodged in the ridges of the pan.<br /> :::a golden waffle sandwich layered with savory ham and a drizzle of sweet glaze <br /> ::::Crisp, golden waffle halves are pressed into a grid of perfect squares, each corner kissed with a faint buttery sheen. Between them lies a generous layer of thinly shaved, honey-glazed ham, its edges slightly caramelized. A delicate drizzle of spiced maple syrup winds over the top waffle, pooling lightly in its indentations.<br /> <br /> ==='''The Greasy-est of aprons!'''===<br /> :a splattered leather butcher's apron with a huge glaes buckle <br /> ::The long meat cutter's garment is made of dark leather and is splattered with a mix of dark and greasy stains on the front. Under the wide belt is a large pocket with a brand in the corner: a ham engulfed in flames. The glaes buckle is engraved with a unkindness of ravens feasting on a dragon.<br /> <br /> ==='''The Spicy-est of wands!'''===<br /> :a gnawed-upon wand carved from a boiled ham bone <br /> ::The bone looks to be left over from a previous meal, the marks of gnawing creating a unique texture that tells a tale of curious exploration and hunger. Though partially chewed upon, mini ham-shaped carvings add a whimsical touch to the otherwise worn surface of the wand's handle.<br /> :::A steamy raven-shaped slab of spicy ham <br /> ::::This hot-looking ham is a culinary masterpiece that marries bold flavors with artistic flair. The thick slice resembles a raven, and feathers are meticulously etched into the rich, spicy glaze. The ham's exterior, a canvas of deep reds and browns, hints at the fiery blend of spices that infuse every bite.<br /> <br /> ==For the mighty-est of warriors...==<br /> ==='''The Curvy-est of swords!'''===<br /> :a curved greatsword with a fire whirl ruby dragon along the bright glaes blade<br /> ::The massive blade curves sharply, extending far behind the lengthy handle crisscrossed with dragonfire brocade cloth. The expertly crafted glaes metal exhibits a brilliant pure white shine, intensifying when light travels along the single edge. Inside the ruby dragon, a stylized pillar of swirling flame erupts against the gem's top face as if on the verge of bursting forth. A radiant goldenglow glaes circular guard portrays an image of an unkindness of ravens cawing at a paladin engulfed in flames. Subtle shades of blue and red mingle with a sickly green and writhing shadows in a perpetual dance around the curved greatsword.<br /> ::The curved greatsword reads: &quot;Fight fire with fire.&quot;<br /> <br /> ==='''The Doubly-est of sheaths!'''===<br /> :a spiritwood double sheath fitted with bejeweled goldenglow glaes mechanisms <br /> ::The rectangular snow-white wooden casing has curved edges and is fitted with a glass housing showcasing cogs and gears carefully filed from goldenglow glaes. Catching your eye, a button set with a stormfire topaz seems to activate the mechanism. A long and wide swath of molten-core diamond icesilk trails from the sheath where it is wrapped around the middle to help secure it on a belt or in a sash.<br /> ::A spiritwood double sheath reads: &quot;Safety device disabled. Face towards enemy.&quot;<br /> <br /> ==='''The Smelly-est of Kimonos!'''===<br /> :a matte black warrior's kimono embroidered with a juicy ham on the bone <br /> ::White silk lining provides a stark contrast against the mottled tones of black dyed into the long deathfiber garment. The deep-belled sleeves allow room for movement in tricky situations such as battle or preparing a hot meal. Masterfully stitched on the back is a giant ham in silvery brown threads, giving the appearance of juices running down the sides. White embroidery depicting steam drifting up from the meat spells out a phrase.<br /> ::A warrior's kimono reads: &quot;No vengeance on an empty stomach.&quot;</div>

GUITARZ79 https://elanthipedia.play.net/index.php?title=Tweedee&diff=688038 2026-02-12T02:01:13Z

<p>GUITARZ79: updated look and weapons</p> <hr /> <div>[[File:TWEEDEE!!!!!.png|thumb]]<br /> {{PC<br /> |name=Tweedee Deedum<br /> |status=a<br /> |race=Gnome<br /> |gender=Male<br /> |guild=Barbarian<br /> |instance=Prime<br /> |relat=Tweedum<br /> |toc=y<br /> }}<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> You see Butcher Tweedee Deedum, Dragon Fighter of Elanthia, a Gnome Barbarian.<br /> Tweedee has a square-jawed face with several scars and gashes from past battles, some tyrium-framed safety goggles with thick glass lenses protecting his blazing black eyes and a broken nose. He is bald, with tanned skin and a barrel-chested build.<br /> <br /> He is one who towers among others for a Gnome.<br /> <br /> He appears to be patronly.<br /> <br /> He has a wild and greasy beard, some square-cut ham chunks cut from talan pearls nestled among the untamed mane like small forgotten treasures.<br /> <br /> His right wrist has a tattoo of a wild hog going hog wild on a large pile of fatback bacon.<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> He is holding a battle-scarred hog mask with yellowed protruding tusks in his right hand.<br /> <br /> You are wearing a gargantuan boar-hide pauldron with a hog skull impaled on vicious glaes spikes, an oversized chunk of chakrel hung from a massive glaes chain, a pulsating eddy of light restrained inside the maw of a mechanical glaes skull, a massive cleaving greataxe set with a fire whirl ruby in the tyrium blade, a matte black warrior's kimono embroidered with a juicy ham on the bone, some mechanized butcher's gauntlets with dented glaes warning plates, a red and white striped round shield with a star centered in blue, a splattered leather butcher's apron with a huge glaes buckle, an ice-veined leather war belt fitted with a goldenglow glaes flaming-ham mechanism, a dark steel warhorn forged into a cawing raven clutching a glaes dragon, a spiritwood double sheath fitted with bejeweled goldenglow glaes mechanisms and a pair of steel-toed butcher's boots with cleats shaped like meat tenderizers.<br /> <br /> {{PCSkills<br /> |Collapse=Yes<br /> }}<br /> <br /> ==For the baddies...==<br /> ==='''The Hammy-est of HAMmers!'''===<br /> :a massive haralun hammer forged into the shape of a ham <br /> ::The masterful metalwork of the haralun head shows etched spiral skin and lifelike swirls in the meat. Across the head are small studs wrought into the shape of peppercorns. The handle has been painted and shaped into a bone sticking out from the meat. Affixed to the end of the haft, a counterweight forged into the shape of a bone knuckle bears the initials &quot;P. D.&quot;<br /> ::A massive haralun hammer reads: &quot;HAMmer Time!&quot;<br /> <br /> ==='''The Butchery-est of Axes!'''===<br /> :a butcher's sterak axe with a bejeweled cleaving blade edged in forgeheart iron.<br /> ::The long rectangular blade has a single edge that is slightly curved, broad enough to cleave through meat or bone from large game and livestock. The reddish-orange chakrel dust visible across the bright iron like a billowing cloud of windswept embers reflects within the facets of a large Gemfire ruby, trailed by engravings that resemble cooking flames. Modified with a spiral of goldenglow glaes studs, a short dragonwood handle provides a secure grip in the kitchen or in battle. '''&lt;big&gt;The Cleave-ie-est of Axes!&lt;/big&gt;'''<br /> ::'''a massive cleaving greataxe set with a fire whirl ruby in the tyrium blade.'''<br /> :::'''Carved from deep purple tyrium, the massive rectangular blade carries a dense, muted luster that catches ember-like light along its edges, its surface reminiscent of a cleaver built to break bone and split hogs with a single decisive swing.  A fire whirl ruby seems to smolder near the spine, its spiraling inclusion burning like a rising flame.  The spiritwood haft, set with tyrium pins, offers a firm butcher's grip for driving the blade clean through whatever it bites into.''' '''A massive cleaving greataxe reads:''' '''&quot;From the first cut to the last bite!&quot;'''<br /> <br /> ==For the cooking...==<br /> ==='''The Gristly-est of skillets!'''===<br /> :a seasoned skillet with a ham hock handle that glistens with grease and gristle <br /> ::The seasoned cast iron skillet is a deep, well-worn black, with a glossy, slightly sticky patina built up over consistent use. The surface gleams faintly, reflecting the remnants of cooking oils and fats that have absorbed into the metal. Small, crispy pieces of ham gristle are scattered across the bottom, some clinging stubbornly to the iron surface, while others are lodged in the ridges of the pan.<br /> :::a golden waffle sandwich layered with savory ham and a drizzle of sweet glaze <br /> ::::Crisp, golden waffle halves are pressed into a grid of perfect squares, each corner kissed with a faint buttery sheen. Between them lies a generous layer of thinly shaved, honey-glazed ham, its edges slightly caramelized. A delicate drizzle of spiced maple syrup winds over the top waffle, pooling lightly in its indentations.<br /> <br /> ==='''The Greasy-est of aprons!'''===<br /> :a splattered leather butcher's apron with a huge glaes buckle <br /> ::The long meat cutter's garment is made of dark leather and is splattered with a mix of dark and greasy stains on the front. Under the wide belt is a large pocket with a brand in the corner: a ham engulfed in flames. The glaes buckle is engraved with a unkindness of ravens feasting on a dragon.<br /> <br /> ==='''The Spicy-est of wands!'''===<br /> :a gnawed-upon wand carved from a boiled ham bone <br /> ::The bone looks to be left over from a previous meal, the marks of gnawing creating a unique texture that tells a tale of curious exploration and hunger. Though partially chewed upon, mini ham-shaped carvings add a whimsical touch to the otherwise worn surface of the wand's handle.<br /> :::A steamy raven-shaped slab of spicy ham <br /> ::::This hot-looking ham is a culinary masterpiece that marries bold flavors with artistic flair. The thick slice resembles a raven, and feathers are meticulously etched into the rich, spicy glaze. The ham's exterior, a canvas of deep reds and browns, hints at the fiery blend of spices that infuse every bite.<br /> <br /> ==For the mighty-est of warriors...==<br /> ==='''The Curvy-est of swords!'''===<br /> :a curved greatsword with a fire whirl ruby dragon along the bright glaes blade<br /> ::The massive blade curves sharply, extending far behind the lengthy handle crisscrossed with dragonfire brocade cloth. The expertly crafted glaes metal exhibits a brilliant pure white shine, intensifying when light travels along the single edge. Inside the ruby dragon, a stylized pillar of swirling flame erupts against the gem's top face as if on the verge of bursting forth. A radiant goldenglow glaes circular guard portrays an image of an unkindness of ravens cawing at a paladin engulfed in flames. Subtle shades of blue and red mingle with a sickly green and writhing shadows in a perpetual dance around the curved greatsword.<br /> ::The curved greatsword reads: &quot;Fight fire with fire.&quot;<br /> <br /> ==='''The Doubly-est of sheaths!'''===<br /> :a spiritwood double sheath fitted with bejeweled goldenglow glaes mechanisms <br /> ::The rectangular snow-white wooden casing has curved edges and is fitted with a glass housing showcasing cogs and gears carefully filed from goldenglow glaes. Catching your eye, a button set with a stormfire topaz seems to activate the mechanism. A long and wide swath of molten-core diamond icesilk trails from the sheath where it is wrapped around the middle to help secure it on a belt or in a sash.<br /> ::A spiritwood double sheath reads: &quot;Safety device disabled. Face towards enemy.&quot;<br /> <br /> ==='''The Smelly-est of Kimonos!'''===<br /> :a matte black warrior's kimono embroidered with a juicy ham on the bone <br /> ::White silk lining provides a stark contrast against the mottled tones of black dyed into the long deathfiber garment. The deep-belled sleeves allow room for movement in tricky situations such as battle or preparing a hot meal. Masterfully stitched on the back is a giant ham in silvery brown threads, giving the appearance of juices running down the sides. White embroidery depicting steam drifting up from the meat spells out a phrase.<br /> ::A warrior's kimono reads: &quot;No vengeance on an empty stomach.&quot;</div>

GUITARZ79 https://elanthipedia.play.net/index.php?title=Tweedee&diff=659831 2025-01-26T22:58:16Z

<p>GUITARZ79: /* For the mighty-est of warriors... */</p> <hr /> <div>[[File:TWEEDEE!!!!!.png|thumb]]<br /> {{PC<br /> |name=Tweedee Deedum<br /> |status=a<br /> |race=Gnome<br /> |gender=Male<br /> |guild=Barbarian<br /> |instance=Prime<br /> |relat=Tweedum<br /> |toc=y<br /> }}<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> You see Butcher Tweedee Deedum, Dragon Fighter of Elanthia, a Gnome Barbarian.<br /> Tweedee has a square-jawed face with several scars and gashes from past battles, some tyrium-framed safety goggles with thick glass lenses protecting his blazing black eyes and a broken nose. He is bald, with tanned skin and a barrel-chested build.<br /> <br /> He is one who towers among others for a Gnome.<br /> <br /> He appears to be patronly.<br /> <br /> He has a wild and greasy beard, some square-cut ham chunks cut from talan pearls nestled among the untamed mane like small forgotten treasures.<br /> <br /> His right wrist has a tattoo of a wild hog going hog wild on a large pile of fatback bacon.<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> He is holding a battle-scarred hog mask with yellowed protruding tusks in his right hand.<br /> <br /> He is wearing an oversized chunk of chakrel hung from a massive glaes chain, a gargantuan boar-hide pauldron with a hog skull impaled on vicious glaes spikes, a pulsating eddy of light restrained inside the maw of a mechanical glaes skull, a dark oiled canvas butcher's bag with stained bone beads forming letters, a matte black warrior's kimono embroidered with a juicy ham on the bone, a red and white striped round shield with a star centered in blue, some mechanized butcher's gauntlets with dented glaes warning plates, a chunky silversteel signet ring embossed with a raven in flight, a splattered leather butcher's apron with a huge glaes buckle, a heavy spiked fighter's belt with a giant glaes buckle stamped &quot;Winner!&quot;, a spiritwood double sheath fitted with bejeweled goldenglow glaes mechanisms, a dark steel warhorn forged into a cawing raven clutching a glaes dragon and a pair of steel-toed stomping boots.<br /> <br /> {{PCSkills<br /> |Collapse=Yes<br /> }}<br /> <br /> ==For the baddies...==<br /> ==='''The Hammy-est of HAMmers!'''===<br /> :a massive haralun hammer forged into the shape of a ham <br /> ::The masterful metalwork of the haralun head shows etched spiral skin and lifelike swirls in the meat. Across the head are small studs wrought into the shape of peppercorns. The handle has been painted and shaped into a bone sticking out from the meat. Affixed to the end of the haft, a counterweight forged into the shape of a bone knuckle bears the initials &quot;P. D.&quot;<br /> ::A massive haralun hammer reads: &quot;HAMmer Time!&quot;<br /> <br /> ==='''The Butchery-est of Axes!'''===<br /> :a butcher's sterak axe with a bejeweled cleaving blade edged in forgeheart iron.<br /> ::The long rectangular blade has a single edge that is slightly curved, broad enough to cleave through meat or bone from large game and livestock. The reddish-orange chakrel dust visible across the bright iron like a billowing cloud of windswept embers reflects within the facets of a large Gemfire ruby, trailed by engravings that resemble cooking flames. Modified with a spiral of goldenglow glaes studs, a short dragonwood handle provides a secure grip in the kitchen or in battle.<br /> <br /> ==For the cooking...==<br /> ==='''The Gristly-est of skillets!'''===<br /> :a seasoned skillet with a ham hock handle that glistens with grease and gristle <br /> ::The seasoned cast iron skillet is a deep, well-worn black, with a glossy, slightly sticky patina built up over consistent use. The surface gleams faintly, reflecting the remnants of cooking oils and fats that have absorbed into the metal. Small, crispy pieces of ham gristle are scattered across the bottom, some clinging stubbornly to the iron surface, while others are lodged in the ridges of the pan.<br /> :::a golden waffle sandwich layered with savory ham and a drizzle of sweet glaze <br /> ::::Crisp, golden waffle halves are pressed into a grid of perfect squares, each corner kissed with a faint buttery sheen. Between them lies a generous layer of thinly shaved, honey-glazed ham, its edges slightly caramelized. A delicate drizzle of spiced maple syrup winds over the top waffle, pooling lightly in its indentations.<br /> <br /> ==='''The Greasy-est of aprons!'''===<br /> :a splattered leather butcher's apron with a huge glaes buckle <br /> ::The long meat cutter's garment is made of dark leather and is splattered with a mix of dark and greasy stains on the front. Under the wide belt is a large pocket with a brand in the corner: a ham engulfed in flames. The glaes buckle is engraved with a unkindness of ravens feasting on a dragon.<br /> <br /> ==='''The Spicy-est of wands!'''===<br /> :a gnawed-upon wand carved from a boiled ham bone <br /> ::The bone looks to be left over from a previous meal, the marks of gnawing creating a unique texture that tells a tale of curious exploration and hunger. Though partially chewed upon, mini ham-shaped carvings add a whimsical touch to the otherwise worn surface of the wand's handle.<br /> :::A steamy raven-shaped slab of spicy ham <br /> ::::This hot-looking ham is a culinary masterpiece that marries bold flavors with artistic flair. The thick slice resembles a raven, and feathers are meticulously etched into the rich, spicy glaze. The ham's exterior, a canvas of deep reds and browns, hints at the fiery blend of spices that infuse every bite.<br /> <br /> ==For the mighty-est of warriors...==<br /> ==='''The Curvy-est of swords!'''===<br /> :a curved greatsword with a fire whirl ruby dragon along the bright glaes blade<br /> ::The massive blade curves sharply, extending far behind the lengthy handle crisscrossed with dragonfire brocade cloth. The expertly crafted glaes metal exhibits a brilliant pure white shine, intensifying when light travels along the single edge. Inside the ruby dragon, a stylized pillar of swirling flame erupts against the gem's top face as if on the verge of bursting forth. A radiant goldenglow glaes circular guard portrays an image of an unkindness of ravens cawing at a paladin engulfed in flames. Subtle shades of blue and red mingle with a sickly green and writhing shadows in a perpetual dance around the curved greatsword.<br /> ::The curved greatsword reads: &quot;Fight fire with fire.&quot;<br /> <br /> ==='''The Doubly-est of sheaths!'''===<br /> :a spiritwood double sheath fitted with bejeweled goldenglow glaes mechanisms <br /> ::The rectangular snow-white wooden casing has curved edges and is fitted with a glass housing showcasing cogs and gears carefully filed from goldenglow glaes. Catching your eye, a button set with a stormfire topaz seems to activate the mechanism. A long and wide swath of molten-core diamond icesilk trails from the sheath where it is wrapped around the middle to help secure it on a belt or in a sash.<br /> ::A spiritwood double sheath reads: &quot;Safety device disabled. Face towards enemy.&quot;<br /> <br /> ==='''The Smelly-est of Kimonos!'''===<br /> :a matte black warrior's kimono embroidered with a juicy ham on the bone <br /> ::White silk lining provides a stark contrast against the mottled tones of black dyed into the long deathfiber garment. The deep-belled sleeves allow room for movement in tricky situations such as battle or preparing a hot meal. Masterfully stitched on the back is a giant ham in silvery brown threads, giving the appearance of juices running down the sides. White embroidery depicting steam drifting up from the meat spells out a phrase.<br /> ::A warrior's kimono reads: &quot;No vengeance on an empty stomach.&quot;</div>

GUITARZ79 https://elanthipedia.play.net/index.php?title=Tweedee&diff=659830 2025-01-26T22:58:00Z

<p>GUITARZ79: /* For the baddies... */</p> <hr /> <div>[[File:TWEEDEE!!!!!.png|thumb]]<br /> {{PC<br /> |name=Tweedee Deedum<br /> |status=a<br /> |race=Gnome<br /> |gender=Male<br /> |guild=Barbarian<br /> |instance=Prime<br /> |relat=Tweedum<br /> |toc=y<br /> }}<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> You see Butcher Tweedee Deedum, Dragon Fighter of Elanthia, a Gnome Barbarian.<br /> Tweedee has a square-jawed face with several scars and gashes from past battles, some tyrium-framed safety goggles with thick glass lenses protecting his blazing black eyes and a broken nose. He is bald, with tanned skin and a barrel-chested build.<br /> <br /> He is one who towers among others for a Gnome.<br /> <br /> He appears to be patronly.<br /> <br /> He has a wild and greasy beard, some square-cut ham chunks cut from talan pearls nestled among the untamed mane like small forgotten treasures.<br /> <br /> His right wrist has a tattoo of a wild hog going hog wild on a large pile of fatback bacon.<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> He is holding a battle-scarred hog mask with yellowed protruding tusks in his right hand.<br /> <br /> He is wearing an oversized chunk of chakrel hung from a massive glaes chain, a gargantuan boar-hide pauldron with a hog skull impaled on vicious glaes spikes, a pulsating eddy of light restrained inside the maw of a mechanical glaes skull, a dark oiled canvas butcher's bag with stained bone beads forming letters, a matte black warrior's kimono embroidered with a juicy ham on the bone, a red and white striped round shield with a star centered in blue, some mechanized butcher's gauntlets with dented glaes warning plates, a chunky silversteel signet ring embossed with a raven in flight, a splattered leather butcher's apron with a huge glaes buckle, a heavy spiked fighter's belt with a giant glaes buckle stamped &quot;Winner!&quot;, a spiritwood double sheath fitted with bejeweled goldenglow glaes mechanisms, a dark steel warhorn forged into a cawing raven clutching a glaes dragon and a pair of steel-toed stomping boots.<br /> <br /> {{PCSkills<br /> |Collapse=Yes<br /> }}<br /> <br /> ==For the baddies...==<br /> ==='''The Hammy-est of HAMmers!'''===<br /> :a massive haralun hammer forged into the shape of a ham <br /> ::The masterful metalwork of the haralun head shows etched spiral skin and lifelike swirls in the meat. Across the head are small studs wrought into the shape of peppercorns. The handle has been painted and shaped into a bone sticking out from the meat. Affixed to the end of the haft, a counterweight forged into the shape of a bone knuckle bears the initials &quot;P. D.&quot;<br /> ::A massive haralun hammer reads: &quot;HAMmer Time!&quot;<br /> <br /> ==='''The Butchery-est of Axes!'''===<br /> :a butcher's sterak axe with a bejeweled cleaving blade edged in forgeheart iron.<br /> ::The long rectangular blade has a single edge that is slightly curved, broad enough to cleave through meat or bone from large game and livestock. The reddish-orange chakrel dust visible across the bright iron like a billowing cloud of windswept embers reflects within the facets of a large Gemfire ruby, trailed by engravings that resemble cooking flames. Modified with a spiral of goldenglow glaes studs, a short dragonwood handle provides a secure grip in the kitchen or in battle.<br /> <br /> ==For the cooking...==<br /> ==='''The Gristly-est of skillets!'''===<br /> :a seasoned skillet with a ham hock handle that glistens with grease and gristle <br /> ::The seasoned cast iron skillet is a deep, well-worn black, with a glossy, slightly sticky patina built up over consistent use. The surface gleams faintly, reflecting the remnants of cooking oils and fats that have absorbed into the metal. Small, crispy pieces of ham gristle are scattered across the bottom, some clinging stubbornly to the iron surface, while others are lodged in the ridges of the pan.<br /> :::a golden waffle sandwich layered with savory ham and a drizzle of sweet glaze <br /> ::::Crisp, golden waffle halves are pressed into a grid of perfect squares, each corner kissed with a faint buttery sheen. Between them lies a generous layer of thinly shaved, honey-glazed ham, its edges slightly caramelized. A delicate drizzle of spiced maple syrup winds over the top waffle, pooling lightly in its indentations.<br /> <br /> ==='''The Greasy-est of aprons!'''===<br /> :a splattered leather butcher's apron with a huge glaes buckle <br /> ::The long meat cutter's garment is made of dark leather and is splattered with a mix of dark and greasy stains on the front. Under the wide belt is a large pocket with a brand in the corner: a ham engulfed in flames. The glaes buckle is engraved with a unkindness of ravens feasting on a dragon.<br /> <br /> ==='''The Spicy-est of wands!'''===<br /> :a gnawed-upon wand carved from a boiled ham bone <br /> ::The bone looks to be left over from a previous meal, the marks of gnawing creating a unique texture that tells a tale of curious exploration and hunger. Though partially chewed upon, mini ham-shaped carvings add a whimsical touch to the otherwise worn surface of the wand's handle.<br /> :::A steamy raven-shaped slab of spicy ham <br /> ::::This hot-looking ham is a culinary masterpiece that marries bold flavors with artistic flair. The thick slice resembles a raven, and feathers are meticulously etched into the rich, spicy glaze. The ham's exterior, a canvas of deep reds and browns, hints at the fiery blend of spices that infuse every bite.<br /> <br /> ==For the mighty-est of warriors...==<br /> ==='''Curvy-est of swords!'''===<br /> :a curved greatsword with a fire whirl ruby dragon along the bright glaes blade<br /> ::The massive blade curves sharply, extending far behind the lengthy handle crisscrossed with dragonfire brocade cloth. The expertly crafted glaes metal exhibits a brilliant pure white shine, intensifying when light travels along the single edge. Inside the ruby dragon, a stylized pillar of swirling flame erupts against the gem's top face as if on the verge of bursting forth. A radiant goldenglow glaes circular guard portrays an image of an unkindness of ravens cawing at a paladin engulfed in flames. Subtle shades of blue and red mingle with a sickly green and writhing shadows in a perpetual dance around the curved greatsword.<br /> ::The curved greatsword reads: &quot;Fight fire with fire.&quot;<br /> <br /> ==='''The doubly-est of sheaths!'''===<br /> :a spiritwood double sheath fitted with bejeweled goldenglow glaes mechanisms <br /> ::The rectangular snow-white wooden casing has curved edges and is fitted with a glass housing showcasing cogs and gears carefully filed from goldenglow glaes. Catching your eye, a button set with a stormfire topaz seems to activate the mechanism. A long and wide swath of molten-core diamond icesilk trails from the sheath where it is wrapped around the middle to help secure it on a belt or in a sash.<br /> ::A spiritwood double sheath reads: &quot;Safety device disabled. Face towards enemy.&quot;<br /> <br /> ==='''The Smelly-est of Kimonos!'''===<br /> :a matte black warrior's kimono embroidered with a juicy ham on the bone <br /> ::White silk lining provides a stark contrast against the mottled tones of black dyed into the long deathfiber garment. The deep-belled sleeves allow room for movement in tricky situations such as battle or preparing a hot meal. Masterfully stitched on the back is a giant ham in silvery brown threads, giving the appearance of juices running down the sides. White embroidery depicting steam drifting up from the meat spells out a phrase.<br /> ::A warrior's kimono reads: &quot;No vengeance on an empty stomach.&quot;</div>

GUITARZ79 https://elanthipedia.play.net/index.php?title=Tweedee&diff=659829 2025-01-26T22:57:42Z

<p>GUITARZ79: /* For the cooking... */</p> <hr /> <div>[[File:TWEEDEE!!!!!.png|thumb]]<br /> {{PC<br /> |name=Tweedee Deedum<br /> |status=a<br /> |race=Gnome<br /> |gender=Male<br /> |guild=Barbarian<br /> |instance=Prime<br /> |relat=Tweedum<br /> |toc=y<br /> }}<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> You see Butcher Tweedee Deedum, Dragon Fighter of Elanthia, a Gnome Barbarian.<br /> Tweedee has a square-jawed face with several scars and gashes from past battles, some tyrium-framed safety goggles with thick glass lenses protecting his blazing black eyes and a broken nose. He is bald, with tanned skin and a barrel-chested build.<br /> <br /> He is one who towers among others for a Gnome.<br /> <br /> He appears to be patronly.<br /> <br /> He has a wild and greasy beard, some square-cut ham chunks cut from talan pearls nestled among the untamed mane like small forgotten treasures.<br /> <br /> His right wrist has a tattoo of a wild hog going hog wild on a large pile of fatback bacon.<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> He is holding a battle-scarred hog mask with yellowed protruding tusks in his right hand.<br /> <br /> He is wearing an oversized chunk of chakrel hung from a massive glaes chain, a gargantuan boar-hide pauldron with a hog skull impaled on vicious glaes spikes, a pulsating eddy of light restrained inside the maw of a mechanical glaes skull, a dark oiled canvas butcher's bag with stained bone beads forming letters, a matte black warrior's kimono embroidered with a juicy ham on the bone, a red and white striped round shield with a star centered in blue, some mechanized butcher's gauntlets with dented glaes warning plates, a chunky silversteel signet ring embossed with a raven in flight, a splattered leather butcher's apron with a huge glaes buckle, a heavy spiked fighter's belt with a giant glaes buckle stamped &quot;Winner!&quot;, a spiritwood double sheath fitted with bejeweled goldenglow glaes mechanisms, a dark steel warhorn forged into a cawing raven clutching a glaes dragon and a pair of steel-toed stomping boots.<br /> <br /> {{PCSkills<br /> |Collapse=Yes<br /> }}<br /> <br /> ==For the baddies...==<br /> ==='''Hammy-est of HAMmers!'''===<br /> :a massive haralun hammer forged into the shape of a ham <br /> ::The masterful metalwork of the haralun head shows etched spiral skin and lifelike swirls in the meat. Across the head are small studs wrought into the shape of peppercorns. The handle has been painted and shaped into a bone sticking out from the meat. Affixed to the end of the haft, a counterweight forged into the shape of a bone knuckle bears the initials &quot;P. D.&quot;<br /> ::A massive haralun hammer reads: &quot;HAMmer Time!&quot;<br /> <br /> ==='''Butchery-est of Axes!'''===<br /> :a butcher's sterak axe with a bejeweled cleaving blade edged in forgeheart iron.<br /> ::The long rectangular blade has a single edge that is slightly curved, broad enough to cleave through meat or bone from large game and livestock. The reddish-orange chakrel dust visible across the bright iron like a billowing cloud of windswept embers reflects within the facets of a large Gemfire ruby, trailed by engravings that resemble cooking flames. Modified with a spiral of goldenglow glaes studs, a short dragonwood handle provides a secure grip in the kitchen or in battle. <br /> <br /> ==For the cooking...==<br /> ==='''The Gristly-est of skillets!'''===<br /> :a seasoned skillet with a ham hock handle that glistens with grease and gristle <br /> ::The seasoned cast iron skillet is a deep, well-worn black, with a glossy, slightly sticky patina built up over consistent use. The surface gleams faintly, reflecting the remnants of cooking oils and fats that have absorbed into the metal. Small, crispy pieces of ham gristle are scattered across the bottom, some clinging stubbornly to the iron surface, while others are lodged in the ridges of the pan.<br /> :::a golden waffle sandwich layered with savory ham and a drizzle of sweet glaze <br /> ::::Crisp, golden waffle halves are pressed into a grid of perfect squares, each corner kissed with a faint buttery sheen. Between them lies a generous layer of thinly shaved, honey-glazed ham, its edges slightly caramelized. A delicate drizzle of spiced maple syrup winds over the top waffle, pooling lightly in its indentations.<br /> <br /> ==='''The Greasy-est of aprons!'''===<br /> :a splattered leather butcher's apron with a huge glaes buckle <br /> ::The long meat cutter's garment is made of dark leather and is splattered with a mix of dark and greasy stains on the front. Under the wide belt is a large pocket with a brand in the corner: a ham engulfed in flames. The glaes buckle is engraved with a unkindness of ravens feasting on a dragon.<br /> <br /> ==='''The Spicy-est of wands!'''===<br /> :a gnawed-upon wand carved from a boiled ham bone <br /> ::The bone looks to be left over from a previous meal, the marks of gnawing creating a unique texture that tells a tale of curious exploration and hunger. Though partially chewed upon, mini ham-shaped carvings add a whimsical touch to the otherwise worn surface of the wand's handle.<br /> :::A steamy raven-shaped slab of spicy ham <br /> ::::This hot-looking ham is a culinary masterpiece that marries bold flavors with artistic flair. The thick slice resembles a raven, and feathers are meticulously etched into the rich, spicy glaze. The ham's exterior, a canvas of deep reds and browns, hints at the fiery blend of spices that infuse every bite.<br /> <br /> ==For the mighty-est of warriors...==<br /> ==='''Curvy-est of swords!'''===<br /> :a curved greatsword with a fire whirl ruby dragon along the bright glaes blade<br /> ::The massive blade curves sharply, extending far behind the lengthy handle crisscrossed with dragonfire brocade cloth. The expertly crafted glaes metal exhibits a brilliant pure white shine, intensifying when light travels along the single edge. Inside the ruby dragon, a stylized pillar of swirling flame erupts against the gem's top face as if on the verge of bursting forth. A radiant goldenglow glaes circular guard portrays an image of an unkindness of ravens cawing at a paladin engulfed in flames. Subtle shades of blue and red mingle with a sickly green and writhing shadows in a perpetual dance around the curved greatsword.<br /> ::The curved greatsword reads: &quot;Fight fire with fire.&quot;<br /> <br /> ==='''The doubly-est of sheaths!'''===<br /> :a spiritwood double sheath fitted with bejeweled goldenglow glaes mechanisms <br /> ::The rectangular snow-white wooden casing has curved edges and is fitted with a glass housing showcasing cogs and gears carefully filed from goldenglow glaes. Catching your eye, a button set with a stormfire topaz seems to activate the mechanism. A long and wide swath of molten-core diamond icesilk trails from the sheath where it is wrapped around the middle to help secure it on a belt or in a sash.<br /> ::A spiritwood double sheath reads: &quot;Safety device disabled. Face towards enemy.&quot;<br /> <br /> ==='''The Smelly-est of Kimonos!'''===<br /> :a matte black warrior's kimono embroidered with a juicy ham on the bone <br /> ::White silk lining provides a stark contrast against the mottled tones of black dyed into the long deathfiber garment. The deep-belled sleeves allow room for movement in tricky situations such as battle or preparing a hot meal. Masterfully stitched on the back is a giant ham in silvery brown threads, giving the appearance of juices running down the sides. White embroidery depicting steam drifting up from the meat spells out a phrase.<br /> ::A warrior's kimono reads: &quot;No vengeance on an empty stomach.&quot;</div>

GUITARZ79 https://elanthipedia.play.net/index.php?title=Tweedee&diff=659828 2025-01-26T22:44:38Z

<p>GUITARZ79: </p> <hr /> <div>[[File:TWEEDEE!!!!!.png|thumb]]<br /> {{PC<br /> |name=Tweedee Deedum<br /> |status=a<br /> |race=Gnome<br /> |gender=Male<br /> |guild=Barbarian<br /> |instance=Prime<br /> |relat=Tweedum<br /> |toc=y<br /> }}<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> You see Butcher Tweedee Deedum, Dragon Fighter of Elanthia, a Gnome Barbarian.<br /> Tweedee has a square-jawed face with several scars and gashes from past battles, some tyrium-framed safety goggles with thick glass lenses protecting his blazing black eyes and a broken nose. He is bald, with tanned skin and a barrel-chested build.<br /> <br /> He is one who towers among others for a Gnome.<br /> <br /> He appears to be patronly.<br /> <br /> He has a wild and greasy beard, some square-cut ham chunks cut from talan pearls nestled among the untamed mane like small forgotten treasures.<br /> <br /> His right wrist has a tattoo of a wild hog going hog wild on a large pile of fatback bacon.<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> He is holding a battle-scarred hog mask with yellowed protruding tusks in his right hand.<br /> <br /> He is wearing an oversized chunk of chakrel hung from a massive glaes chain, a gargantuan boar-hide pauldron with a hog skull impaled on vicious glaes spikes, a pulsating eddy of light restrained inside the maw of a mechanical glaes skull, a dark oiled canvas butcher's bag with stained bone beads forming letters, a matte black warrior's kimono embroidered with a juicy ham on the bone, a red and white striped round shield with a star centered in blue, some mechanized butcher's gauntlets with dented glaes warning plates, a chunky silversteel signet ring embossed with a raven in flight, a splattered leather butcher's apron with a huge glaes buckle, a heavy spiked fighter's belt with a giant glaes buckle stamped &quot;Winner!&quot;, a spiritwood double sheath fitted with bejeweled goldenglow glaes mechanisms, a dark steel warhorn forged into a cawing raven clutching a glaes dragon and a pair of steel-toed stomping boots.<br /> <br /> {{PCSkills<br /> |Collapse=Yes<br /> }}<br /> <br /> ==For the baddies...==<br /> ==='''Hammy-est of HAMmers!'''===<br /> :a massive haralun hammer forged into the shape of a ham <br /> ::The masterful metalwork of the haralun head shows etched spiral skin and lifelike swirls in the meat. Across the head are small studs wrought into the shape of peppercorns. The handle has been painted and shaped into a bone sticking out from the meat. Affixed to the end of the haft, a counterweight forged into the shape of a bone knuckle bears the initials &quot;P. D.&quot;<br /> ::A massive haralun hammer reads: &quot;HAMmer Time!&quot;<br /> <br /> ==='''Butchery-est of Axes!'''===<br /> :a butcher's sterak axe with a bejeweled cleaving blade edged in forgeheart iron.<br /> ::The long rectangular blade has a single edge that is slightly curved, broad enough to cleave through meat or bone from large game and livestock. The reddish-orange chakrel dust visible across the bright iron like a billowing cloud of windswept embers reflects within the facets of a large Gemfire ruby, trailed by engravings that resemble cooking flames. Modified with a spiral of goldenglow glaes studs, a short dragonwood handle provides a secure grip in the kitchen or in battle. <br /> <br /> ==For the cooking...==<br /> ==='''The gristly-est of skillets!'''===<br /> :a seasoned skillet with a ham hock handle that glistens with grease and gristle <br /> ::The seasoned cast iron skillet is a deep, well-worn black, with a glossy, slightly sticky patina built up over consistent use. The surface gleams faintly, reflecting the remnants of cooking oils and fats that have absorbed into the metal. Small, crispy pieces of ham gristle are scattered across the bottom, some clinging stubbornly to the iron surface, while others are lodged in the ridges of the pan.<br /> :::a golden waffle sandwich layered with savory ham and a drizzle of sweet glaze <br /> ::::Crisp, golden waffle halves are pressed into a grid of perfect squares, each corner kissed with a faint buttery sheen. Between them lies a generous layer of thinly shaved, honey-glazed ham, its edges slightly caramelized. A delicate drizzle of spiced maple syrup winds over the top waffle, pooling lightly in its indentations.<br /> <br /> ==='''The Greasy-est of aprons!'''===<br /> :a splattered leather butcher's apron with a huge glaes buckle <br /> ::The long meat cutter's garment is made of dark leather and is splattered with a mix of dark and greasy stains on the front. Under the wide belt is a large pocket with a brand in the corner: a ham engulfed in flames. The glaes buckle is engraved with a unkindness of ravens feasting on a dragon.<br /> <br /> ==='''The Spicy-est of wands!'''===<br /> :a gnawed-upon wand carved from a boiled ham bone <br /> ::The bone looks to be left over from a previous meal, the marks of gnawing creating a unique texture that tells a tale of curious exploration and hunger. Though partially chewed upon, mini ham-shaped carvings add a whimsical touch to the otherwise worn surface of the wand's handle.<br /> :::A steamy raven-shaped slab of spicy ham <br /> ::::This hot-looking ham is a culinary masterpiece that marries bold flavors with artistic flair. The thick slice resembles a raven, and feathers are meticulously etched into the rich, spicy glaze. The ham's exterior, a canvas of deep reds and browns, hints at the fiery blend of spices that infuse every bite.<br /> <br /> ==For the mighty-est of warriors...==<br /> ==='''Curvy-est of swords!'''===<br /> :a curved greatsword with a fire whirl ruby dragon along the bright glaes blade<br /> ::The massive blade curves sharply, extending far behind the lengthy handle crisscrossed with dragonfire brocade cloth. The expertly crafted glaes metal exhibits a brilliant pure white shine, intensifying when light travels along the single edge. Inside the ruby dragon, a stylized pillar of swirling flame erupts against the gem's top face as if on the verge of bursting forth. A radiant goldenglow glaes circular guard portrays an image of an unkindness of ravens cawing at a paladin engulfed in flames. Subtle shades of blue and red mingle with a sickly green and writhing shadows in a perpetual dance around the curved greatsword.<br /> ::The curved greatsword reads: &quot;Fight fire with fire.&quot;<br /> <br /> ==='''The doubly-est of sheaths!'''===<br /> :a spiritwood double sheath fitted with bejeweled goldenglow glaes mechanisms <br /> ::The rectangular snow-white wooden casing has curved edges and is fitted with a glass housing showcasing cogs and gears carefully filed from goldenglow glaes. Catching your eye, a button set with a stormfire topaz seems to activate the mechanism. A long and wide swath of molten-core diamond icesilk trails from the sheath where it is wrapped around the middle to help secure it on a belt or in a sash.<br /> ::A spiritwood double sheath reads: &quot;Safety device disabled. Face towards enemy.&quot;<br /> <br /> ==='''The Smelly-est of Kimonos!'''===<br /> :a matte black warrior's kimono embroidered with a juicy ham on the bone <br /> ::White silk lining provides a stark contrast against the mottled tones of black dyed into the long deathfiber garment. The deep-belled sleeves allow room for movement in tricky situations such as battle or preparing a hot meal. Masterfully stitched on the back is a giant ham in silvery brown threads, giving the appearance of juices running down the sides. White embroidery depicting steam drifting up from the meat spells out a phrase.<br /> ::A warrior's kimono reads: &quot;No vengeance on an empty stomach.&quot;</div>

GUITARZ79 https://elanthipedia.play.net/index.php?title=Tweedee&diff=659827 2025-01-26T22:38:18Z

<p>GUITARZ79: </p> <hr /> <div>[[File:TWEEDEE!!!!!.png|thumb]]<br /> {{PC<br /> |name=Tweedee Deedum<br /> |status=a<br /> |race=Gnome<br /> |gender=Male<br /> |guild=Barbarian<br /> |instance=Prime<br /> |relat=Tweedum<br /> |toc=y<br /> }}<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> You see Butcher Tweedee Deedum, Dragon Fighter of Elanthia, a Gnome Barbarian.<br /> Tweedee has a square-jawed face with several scars and gashes from past battles, some tyrium-framed safety goggles with thick glass lenses protecting his blazing black eyes and a broken nose. He is bald, with tanned skin and a barrel-chested build.<br /> <br /> He is one who towers among others for a Gnome.<br /> <br /> He appears to be patronly.<br /> <br /> He has a wild and greasy beard, some square-cut ham chunks cut from talan pearls nestled among the untamed mane like small forgotten treasures.<br /> <br /> His right wrist has a tattoo of a wild hog going hog wild on a large pile of fatback bacon.<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> He is holding a battle-scarred hog mask with yellowed protruding tusks in his right hand.<br /> <br /> He is wearing an oversized chunk of chakrel hung from a massive glaes chain, a gargantuan boar-hide pauldron with a hog skull impaled on vicious glaes spikes, a pulsating eddy of light restrained inside the maw of a mechanical glaes skull, a dark oiled canvas butcher's bag with stained bone beads forming letters, a matte black warrior's kimono embroidered with a juicy ham on the bone, a red and white striped round shield with a star centered in blue, some mechanized butcher's gauntlets with dented glaes warning plates, a chunky silversteel signet ring embossed with a raven in flight, a splattered leather butcher's apron with a huge glaes buckle, a heavy spiked fighter's belt with a giant glaes buckle stamped &quot;Winner!&quot;, a spiritwood double sheath fitted with bejeweled goldenglow glaes mechanisms, a dark steel warhorn forged into a cawing raven clutching a glaes dragon and a pair of steel-toed stomping boots.<br /> <br /> {{PCSkills<br /> |Collapse=Yes<br /> }}<br /> <br /> ==For the baddies...==<br /> ==='''Hammy-est of HAMmers!'''===<br /> :a massive haralun hammer forged into the shape of a ham <br /> ::The masterful metalwork of the haralun head shows etched spiral skin and lifelike swirls in the meat. Across the head are small studs wrought into the shape of peppercorns. The handle has been painted and shaped into a bone sticking out from the meat. Affixed to the end of the haft, a counterweight forged into the shape of a bone knuckle bears the initials &quot;P. D.&quot;<br /> ::A massive haralun hammer reads: &quot;HAMmer Time!&quot;<br /> <br /> ==='''Butchery-est of Axes!'''===<br /> :a butcher's sterak axe with a bejeweled cleaving blade edged in forgeheart iron.<br /> ::The long rectangular blade has a single edge that is slightly curved, broad enough to cleave through meat or bone from large game and livestock. The reddish-orange chakrel dust visible across the bright iron like a billowing cloud of windswept embers reflects within the facets of a large Gemfire ruby, trailed by engravings that resemble cooking flames. Modified with a spiral of goldenglow glaes studs, a short dragonwood handle provides a secure grip in the kitchen or in battle. <br /> <br /> ==For the cooking...==<br /> ==='''The gristly-est of skillets!'''===<br /> :a seasoned skillet with a ham hock handle that glistens with grease and gristle <br /> ::The seasoned cast iron skillet is a deep, well-worn black, with a glossy, slightly sticky patina built up over consistent use. The surface gleams faintly, reflecting the remnants of cooking oils and fats that have absorbed into the metal. Small, crispy pieces of ham gristle are scattered across the bottom, some clinging stubbornly to the iron surface, while others are lodged in the ridges of the pan.<br /> <br /> ==='''The Greasy-est of aprons!'''===<br /> :a splattered leather butcher's apron with a huge glaes buckle <br /> ::The long meat cutter's garment is made of dark leather and is splattered with a mix of dark and greasy stains on the front. Under the wide belt is a large pocket with a brand in the corner: a ham engulfed in flames. The glaes buckle is engraved with a unkindness of ravens feasting on a dragon.<br /> <br /> <br /> ==For the mighty-est of warriors...==<br /> ==='''Curvy-est of swords!'''===<br /> :a curved greatsword with a fire whirl ruby dragon along the bright glaes blade<br /> ::The massive blade curves sharply, extending far behind the lengthy handle crisscrossed with dragonfire brocade cloth. The expertly crafted glaes metal exhibits a brilliant pure white shine, intensifying when light travels along the single edge. Inside the ruby dragon, a stylized pillar of swirling flame erupts against the gem's top face as if on the verge of bursting forth. A radiant goldenglow glaes circular guard portrays an image of an unkindness of ravens cawing at a paladin engulfed in flames. Subtle shades of blue and red mingle with a sickly green and writhing shadows in a perpetual dance around the curved greatsword.<br /> ::The curved greatsword reads: &quot;Fight fire with fire.&quot;<br /> <br /> ==='''The doubly-est of sheaths!'''===<br /> :a spiritwood double sheath fitted with bejeweled goldenglow glaes mechanisms <br /> ::The rectangular snow-white wooden casing has curved edges and is fitted with a glass housing showcasing cogs and gears carefully filed from goldenglow glaes. Catching your eye, a button set with a stormfire topaz seems to activate the mechanism. A long and wide swath of molten-core diamond icesilk trails from the sheath where it is wrapped around the middle to help secure it on a belt or in a sash.<br /> ::A spiritwood double sheath reads: &quot;Safety device disabled. Face towards enemy.&quot;<br /> <br /> ==='''The Smelly-est of Kimonos!'''===<br /> :a matte black warrior's kimono embroidered with a juicy ham on the bone <br /> ::White silk lining provides a stark contrast against the mottled tones of black dyed into the long deathfiber garment. The deep-belled sleeves allow room for movement in tricky situations such as battle or preparing a hot meal. Masterfully stitched on the back is a giant ham in silvery brown threads, giving the appearance of juices running down the sides. White embroidery depicting steam drifting up from the meat spells out a phrase.<br /> ::A warrior's kimono reads: &quot;No vengeance on an empty stomach.&quot;</div>

GUITARZ79 https://elanthipedia.play.net/index.php?title=Tweedee&diff=659826 2025-01-26T22:37:53Z

<p>GUITARZ79: </p> <hr /> <div>[[File:TWEEDEE!!!!!.png|thumb]]<br /> {{PC<br /> |name=Tweedee Deedum<br /> |status=a<br /> |race=Gnome<br /> |gender=Male<br /> |guild=Barbarian<br /> |instance=Prime<br /> |relat=Tweedum<br /> |toc=y<br /> }}<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> You see Butcher Tweedee Deedum, Dragon Fighter of Elanthia, a Gnome Barbarian.<br /> Tweedee has a square-jawed face with several scars and gashes from past battles, some tyrium-framed safety goggles with thick glass lenses protecting his blazing black eyes and a broken nose. He is bald, with tanned skin and a barrel-chested build.<br /> <br /> He is one who towers among others for a Gnome.<br /> <br /> He appears to be patronly.<br /> <br /> He has a wild and greasy beard, some square-cut ham chunks cut from talan pearls nestled among the untamed mane like small forgotten treasures.<br /> <br /> His right wrist has a tattoo of a wild hog going hog wild on a large pile of fatback bacon.<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> He is holding a battle-scarred hog mask with yellowed protruding tusks in his right hand.<br /> <br /> He is wearing an oversized chunk of chakrel hung from a massive glaes chain, a gargantuan boar-hide pauldron with a hog skull impaled on vicious glaes spikes, a pulsating eddy of light restrained inside the maw of a mechanical glaes skull, a dark oiled canvas butcher's bag with stained bone beads forming letters, a matte black warrior's kimono embroidered with a juicy ham on the bone, a red and white striped round shield with a star centered in blue, some mechanized butcher's gauntlets with dented glaes warning plates, a chunky silversteel signet ring embossed with a raven in flight, a splattered leather butcher's apron with a huge glaes buckle, a heavy spiked fighter's belt with a giant glaes buckle stamped &quot;Winner!&quot;, a spiritwood double sheath fitted with bejeweled goldenglow glaes mechanisms, a dark steel warhorn forged into a cawing raven clutching a glaes dragon and a pair of steel-toed stomping boots.<br /> <br /> {{PCSkills<br /> |Collapse=Yes<br /> }}<br /> <br /> <br /> ==For the baddies...==<br /> ==='''Hammy-est of HAMmers!'''===<br /> :a massive haralun hammer forged into the shape of a ham <br /> ::The masterful metalwork of the haralun head shows etched spiral skin and lifelike swirls in the meat. Across the head are small studs wrought into the shape of peppercorns. The handle has been painted and shaped into a bone sticking out from the meat. Affixed to the end of the haft, a counterweight forged into the shape of a bone knuckle bears the initials &quot;P. D.&quot;<br /> ::A massive haralun hammer reads: &quot;HAMmer Time!&quot;<br /> <br /> ==='''Butchery-est of Axes!'''===<br /> :a butcher's sterak axe with a bejeweled cleaving blade edged in forgeheart iron.<br /> ::The long rectangular blade has a single edge that is slightly curved, broad enough to cleave through meat or bone from large game and livestock. The reddish-orange chakrel dust visible across the bright iron like a billowing cloud of windswept embers reflects within the facets of a large Gemfire ruby, trailed by engravings that resemble cooking flames. Modified with a spiral of goldenglow glaes studs, a short dragonwood handle provides a secure grip in the kitchen or in battle. <br /> <br /> ==For the cooking...==<br /> ==='''The gristly-est of skillets!'''===<br /> :a seasoned skillet with a ham hock handle that glistens with grease and gristle <br /> ::The seasoned cast iron skillet is a deep, well-worn black, with a glossy, slightly sticky patina built up over consistent use. The surface gleams faintly, reflecting the remnants of cooking oils and fats that have absorbed into the metal. Small, crispy pieces of ham gristle are scattered across the bottom, some clinging stubbornly to the iron surface, while others are lodged in the ridges of the pan.<br /> <br /> ==='''The Greasy-est of aprons!'''===<br /> :a splattered leather butcher's apron with a huge glaes buckle <br /> ::The long meat cutter's garment is made of dark leather and is splattered with a mix of dark and greasy stains on the front. Under the wide belt is a large pocket with a brand in the corner: a ham engulfed in flames. The glaes buckle is engraved with a unkindness of ravens feasting on a dragon.<br /> <br /> <br /> ==For the mighty-est of warriors...==<br /> ==='''Curvy-est of swords!'''===<br /> :a curved greatsword with a fire whirl ruby dragon along the bright glaes blade<br /> ::The massive blade curves sharply, extending far behind the lengthy handle crisscrossed with dragonfire brocade cloth. The expertly crafted glaes metal exhibits a brilliant pure white shine, intensifying when light travels along the single edge. Inside the ruby dragon, a stylized pillar of swirling flame erupts against the gem's top face as if on the verge of bursting forth. A radiant goldenglow glaes circular guard portrays an image of an unkindness of ravens cawing at a paladin engulfed in flames. Subtle shades of blue and red mingle with a sickly green and writhing shadows in a perpetual dance around the curved greatsword.<br /> ::The curved greatsword reads: &quot;Fight fire with fire.&quot;<br /> <br /> ==='''The doubly-est of sheaths!'''===<br /> :a spiritwood double sheath fitted with bejeweled goldenglow glaes mechanisms <br /> ::The rectangular snow-white wooden casing has curved edges and is fitted with a glass housing showcasing cogs and gears carefully filed from goldenglow glaes. Catching your eye, a button set with a stormfire topaz seems to activate the mechanism. A long and wide swath of molten-core diamond icesilk trails from the sheath where it is wrapped around the middle to help secure it on a belt or in a sash.<br /> ::A spiritwood double sheath reads: &quot;Safety device disabled. Face towards enemy.&quot;<br /> <br /> ==='''The Smelly-est of Kimonos!'''===<br /> :a matte black warrior's kimono embroidered with a juicy ham on the bone <br /> ::White silk lining provides a stark contrast against the mottled tones of black dyed into the long deathfiber garment. The deep-belled sleeves allow room for movement in tricky situations such as battle or preparing a hot meal. Masterfully stitched on the back is a giant ham in silvery brown threads, giving the appearance of juices running down the sides. White embroidery depicting steam drifting up from the meat spells out a phrase.<br /> ::A warrior's kimono reads: &quot;No vengeance on an empty stomach.&quot;</div>

GUITARZ79 https://elanthipedia.play.net/index.php?title=Tweedee&diff=659825 2025-01-26T22:37:49Z

<p>GUITARZ79: </p> <hr /> <div>[[File:TWEEDEE!!!!!.png|thumb]]<br /> {{PC<br /> |name=Tweedee Deedum<br /> |status=a<br /> |race=Gnome<br /> |gender=Male<br /> |guild=Barbarian<br /> |instance=Prime<br /> |relat=Tweedum<br /> |toc=y<br /> }}<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> You see Butcher Tweedee Deedum, Dragon Fighter of Elanthia, a Gnome Barbarian.<br /> Tweedee has a square-jawed face with several scars and gashes from past battles, some tyrium-framed safety goggles with thick glass lenses protecting his blazing black eyes and a broken nose. He is bald, with tanned skin and a barrel-chested build.<br /> <br /> He is one who towers among others for a Gnome.<br /> <br /> He appears to be patronly.<br /> <br /> He has a wild and greasy beard, some square-cut ham chunks cut from talan pearls nestled among the untamed mane like small forgotten treasures.<br /> <br /> His right wrist has a tattoo of a wild hog going hog wild on a large pile of fatback bacon.<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> He is holding a battle-scarred hog mask with yellowed protruding tusks in his right hand.<br /> <br /> He is wearing an oversized chunk of chakrel hung from a massive glaes chain, a gargantuan boar-hide pauldron with a hog skull impaled on vicious glaes spikes, a pulsating eddy of light restrained inside the maw of a mechanical glaes skull, a dark oiled canvas butcher's bag with stained bone beads forming letters, a matte black warrior's kimono embroidered with a juicy ham on the bone, a red and white striped round shield with a star centered in blue, some mechanized butcher's gauntlets with dented glaes warning plates, a chunky silversteel signet ring embossed with a raven in flight, a splattered leather butcher's apron with a huge glaes buckle, a heavy spiked fighter's belt with a giant glaes buckle stamped &quot;Winner!&quot;, a spiritwood double sheath fitted with bejeweled goldenglow glaes mechanisms, a dark steel warhorn forged into a cawing raven clutching a glaes dragon and a pair of steel-toed stomping boots.<br /> <br /> {{PCSkills<br /> |Collapse=Yes<br /> }}<br /> <br /> <br /> ==For the baddies...==<br /> ==='''Hammy-est of HAMmers!'''===<br /> :a massive haralun hammer forged into the shape of a ham <br /> ::The masterful metalwork of the haralun head shows etched spiral skin and lifelike swirls in the meat. Across the head are small studs wrought into the shape of peppercorns. The handle has been painted and shaped into a bone sticking out from the meat. Affixed to the end of the haft, a counterweight forged into the shape of a bone knuckle bears the initials &quot;P. D.&quot;<br /> ::A massive haralun hammer reads: &quot;HAMmer Time!&quot;<br /> <br /> ==='''Butchery-est of Axes!'''===<br /> :a butcher's sterak axe with a bejeweled cleaving blade edged in forgeheart iron.<br /> ::The long rectangular blade has a single edge that is slightly curved, broad enough to cleave through meat or bone from large game and livestock. The reddish-orange chakrel dust visible across the bright iron like a billowing cloud of windswept embers reflects within the facets of a large Gemfire ruby, trailed by engravings that resemble cooking flames. Modified with a spiral of goldenglow glaes studs, a short dragonwood handle provides a secure grip in the kitchen or in battle. <br /> <br /> ==For the cooking...==<br /> ==='''The gristly-est of skillets!'''===<br /> :a seasoned skillet with a ham hock handle that glistens with grease and gristle <br /> ::The seasoned cast iron skillet is a deep, well-worn black, with a glossy, slightly sticky patina built up over consistent use. The surface gleams faintly, reflecting the remnants of cooking oils and fats that have absorbed into the metal. Small, crispy pieces of ham gristle are scattered across the bottom, some clinging stubbornly to the iron surface, while others are lodged in the ridges of the pan.<br /> <br /> ==='''The Greasy-est of aprons!'''===<br /> :a splattered leather butcher's apron with a huge glaes buckle <br /> ::The long meat cutter's garment is made of dark leather and is splattered with a mix of dark and greasy stains on the front. Under the wide belt is a large pocket with a brand in the corner: a ham engulfed in flames. The glaes buckle is engraved with a unkindness of ravens feasting on a dragon.<br /> <br /> <br /> ==For the mighty-est of warriors...==<br /> ==='''Curvy-est of swords!'''===<br /> :a curved greatsword with a fire whirl ruby dragon along the bright glaes blade<br /> ::The massive blade curves sharply, extending far behind the lengthy handle crisscrossed with dragonfire brocade cloth. The expertly crafted glaes metal exhibits a brilliant pure white shine, intensifying when light travels along the single edge. Inside the ruby dragon, a stylized pillar of swirling flame erupts against the gem's top face as if on the verge of bursting forth. A radiant goldenglow glaes circular guard portrays an image of an unkindness of ravens cawing at a paladin engulfed in flames. Subtle shades of blue and red mingle with a sickly green and writhing shadows in a perpetual dance around the curved greatsword.<br /> ::The curved greatsword reads: &quot;Fight fire with fire.&quot;<br /> <br /> ==='''The doubly-est of sheaths!'''===<br /> :a spiritwood double sheath fitted with bejeweled goldenglow glaes mechanisms <br /> ::The rectangular snow-white wooden casing has curved edges and is fitted with a glass housing showcasing cogs and gears carefully filed from goldenglow glaes. Catching your eye, a button set with a stormfire topaz seems to activate the mechanism. A long and wide swath of molten-core diamond icesilk trails from the sheath where it is wrapped around the middle to help secure it on a belt or in a sash.<br /> ::A spiritwood double sheath reads: &quot;Safety device disabled. Face towards enemy.&quot;<br /> <br /> ==='''The Smelly-est of Kimonos!'''===<br /> :a matte black warrior's kimono embroidered with a juicy ham on the bone <br /> ::White silk lining provides a stark contrast against the mottled tones of black dyed into the long deathfiber garment. The deep-belled sleeves allow room for movement in tricky situations such as battle or preparing a hot meal. Masterfully stitched on the back is a giant ham in silvery brown threads, giving the appearance of juices running down the sides. White embroidery depicting steam drifting up from the meat spells out a phrase.<br /> ::A warrior's kimono reads: &quot;No vengeance on an empty stomach.&quot;</div>

GUITARZ79 https://elanthipedia.play.net/index.php?title=Tweedee&diff=659824 2025-01-26T22:37:41Z

<p>GUITARZ79: </p> <hr /> <div>[[File:TWEEDEE!!!!!.png|thumb]]<br /> {{PC<br /> |name=Tweedee Deedum<br /> |status=a<br /> |race=Gnome<br /> |gender=Male<br /> |guild=Barbarian<br /> |instance=Prime<br /> |relat=Tweedum<br /> |toc=y<br /> }}<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> You see Butcher Tweedee Deedum, Dragon Fighter of Elanthia, a Gnome Barbarian.<br /> Tweedee has a square-jawed face with several scars and gashes from past battles, some tyrium-framed safety goggles with thick glass lenses protecting his blazing black eyes and a broken nose. He is bald, with tanned skin and a barrel-chested build.<br /> <br /> He is one who towers among others for a Gnome.<br /> <br /> He appears to be patronly.<br /> <br /> He has a wild and greasy beard, some square-cut ham chunks cut from talan pearls nestled among the untamed mane like small forgotten treasures.<br /> <br /> His right wrist has a tattoo of a wild hog going hog wild on a large pile of fatback bacon.<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> He is holding a battle-scarred hog mask with yellowed protruding tusks in his right hand.<br /> <br /> He is wearing an oversized chunk of chakrel hung from a massive glaes chain, a gargantuan boar-hide pauldron with a hog skull impaled on vicious glaes spikes, a pulsating eddy of light restrained inside the maw of a mechanical glaes skull, a dark oiled canvas butcher's bag with stained bone beads forming letters, a matte black warrior's kimono embroidered with a juicy ham on the bone, a red and white striped round shield with a star centered in blue, some mechanized butcher's gauntlets with dented glaes warning plates, a chunky silversteel signet ring embossed with a raven in flight, a splattered leather butcher's apron with a huge glaes buckle, a heavy spiked fighter's belt with a giant glaes buckle stamped &quot;Winner!&quot;, a spiritwood double sheath fitted with bejeweled goldenglow glaes mechanisms, a dark steel warhorn forged into a cawing raven clutching a glaes dragon and a pair of steel-toed stomping boots.<br /> <br /> {{PCSkills<br /> |Collapse=Yes<br /> }}<br /> <br /> <br /> ==For the baddies...==<br /> ==='''Hammy-est of HAMmers!'''===<br /> :a massive haralun hammer forged into the shape of a ham <br /> ::The masterful metalwork of the haralun head shows etched spiral skin and lifelike swirls in the meat. Across the head are small studs wrought into the shape of peppercorns. The handle has been painted and shaped into a bone sticking out from the meat. Affixed to the end of the haft, a counterweight forged into the shape of a bone knuckle bears the initials &quot;P. D.&quot;<br /> ::A massive haralun hammer reads: &quot;HAMmer Time!&quot;<br /> <br /> ==='''Butchery-est of Axes!'''===<br /> :a butcher's sterak axe with a bejeweled cleaving blade edged in forgeheart iron.<br /> ::The long rectangular blade has a single edge that is slightly curved, broad enough to cleave through meat or bone from large game and livestock. The reddish-orange chakrel dust visible across the bright iron like a billowing cloud of windswept embers reflects within the facets of a large Gemfire ruby, trailed by engravings that resemble cooking flames. Modified with a spiral of goldenglow glaes studs, a short dragonwood handle provides a secure grip in the kitchen or in battle. <br /> <br /> ==For the cooking...==<br /> ==='''The gristly-est of skillets!'''===<br /> :a seasoned skillet with a ham hock handle that glistens with grease and gristle <br /> ::The seasoned cast iron skillet is a deep, well-worn black, with a glossy, slightly sticky patina built up over consistent use. The surface gleams faintly, reflecting the remnants of cooking oils and fats that have absorbed into the metal. Small, crispy pieces of ham gristle are scattered across the bottom, some clinging stubbornly to the iron surface, while others are lodged in the ridges of the pan.<br /> <br /> ==='''The Greasy-est of aprons!'''===<br /> :a splattered leather butcher's apron with a huge glaes buckle <br /> ::The long meat cutter's garment is made of dark leather and is splattered with a mix of dark and greasy stains on the front. Under the wide belt is a large pocket with a brand in the corner: a ham engulfed in flames. The glaes buckle is engraved with a unkindness of ravens feasting on a dragon.<br /> <br /> <br /> ==For the mighty-est of warriors...==<br /> ==='''Curvy-est of swords!'''===<br /> :a curved greatsword with a fire whirl ruby dragon along the bright glaes blade<br /> ::The massive blade curves sharply, extending far behind the lengthy handle crisscrossed with dragonfire brocade cloth. The expertly crafted glaes metal exhibits a brilliant pure white shine, intensifying when light travels along the single edge. Inside the ruby dragon, a stylized pillar of swirling flame erupts against the gem's top face as if on the verge of bursting forth. A radiant goldenglow glaes circular guard portrays an image of an unkindness of ravens cawing at a paladin engulfed in flames. Subtle shades of blue and red mingle with a sickly green and writhing shadows in a perpetual dance around the curved greatsword.<br /> ::The curved greatsword reads: &quot;Fight fire with fire.&quot;<br /> <br /> ==='''The doubly-est of sheaths!'''===<br /> :a spiritwood double sheath fitted with bejeweled goldenglow glaes mechanisms <br /> ::The rectangular snow-white wooden casing has curved edges and is fitted with a glass housing showcasing cogs and gears carefully filed from goldenglow glaes. Catching your eye, a button set with a stormfire topaz seems to activate the mechanism. A long and wide swath of molten-core diamond icesilk trails from the sheath where it is wrapped around the middle to help secure it on a belt or in a sash.<br /> ::A spiritwood double sheath reads: &quot;Safety device disabled. Face towards enemy.&quot;<br /> <br /> ==='''The Smelly-est of Kimonos!'''===<br /> :a matte black warrior's kimono embroidered with a juicy ham on the bone <br /> ::White silk lining provides a stark contrast against the mottled tones of black dyed into the long deathfiber garment. The deep-belled sleeves allow room for movement in tricky situations such as battle or preparing a hot meal. Masterfully stitched on the back is a giant ham in silvery brown threads, giving the appearance of juices running down the sides. White embroidery depicting steam drifting up from the meat spells out a phrase.<br /> ::A warrior's kimono reads: &quot;No vengeance on an empty stomach.&quot;</div>

GUITARZ79 https://elanthipedia.play.net/index.php?title=Tweedee&diff=659823 2025-01-26T22:37:19Z

<p>GUITARZ79: </p> <hr /> <div>[[File:TWEEDEE!!!!!.png|thumb]]<br /> {{PC<br /> |name=Tweedee Deedum<br /> |status=a<br /> |race=Gnome<br /> |gender=Male<br /> |guild=Barbarian<br /> |instance=Prime<br /> |relat=Tweedum<br /> |toc=y<br /> }}<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> You see Butcher Tweedee Deedum, Dragon Fighter of Elanthia, a Gnome Barbarian.<br /> Tweedee has a square-jawed face with several scars and gashes from past battles, some tyrium-framed safety goggles with thick glass lenses protecting his blazing black eyes and a broken nose. He is bald, with tanned skin and a barrel-chested build.<br /> <br /> He is one who towers among others for a Gnome.<br /> <br /> He appears to be patronly.<br /> <br /> He has a wild and greasy beard, some square-cut ham chunks cut from talan pearls nestled among the untamed mane like small forgotten treasures.<br /> <br /> His right wrist has a tattoo of a wild hog going hog wild on a large pile of fatback bacon.<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> He is holding a battle-scarred hog mask with yellowed protruding tusks in his right hand.<br /> <br /> He is wearing an oversized chunk of chakrel hung from a massive glaes chain, a gargantuan boar-hide pauldron with a hog skull impaled on vicious glaes spikes, a pulsating eddy of light restrained inside the maw of a mechanical glaes skull, a dark oiled canvas butcher's bag with stained bone beads forming letters, a matte black warrior's kimono embroidered with a juicy ham on the bone, a red and white striped round shield with a star centered in blue, some mechanized butcher's gauntlets with dented glaes warning plates, a chunky silversteel signet ring embossed with a raven in flight, a splattered leather butcher's apron with a huge glaes buckle, a heavy spiked fighter's belt with a giant glaes buckle stamped &quot;Winner!&quot;, a spiritwood double sheath fitted with bejeweled goldenglow glaes mechanisms, a dark steel warhorn forged into a cawing raven clutching a glaes dragon and a pair of steel-toed stomping boots.<br /> <br /> {{PCSkills<br /> |Collapse=Yes<br /> }}<br /> <br /> <br /> ==For the baddies...==<br /> ==='''Hammy-est of HAMmers!'''===<br /> :a massive haralun hammer forged into the shape of a ham <br /> ::The masterful metalwork of the haralun head shows etched spiral skin and lifelike swirls in the meat. Across the head are small studs wrought into the shape of peppercorns. The handle has been painted and shaped into a bone sticking out from the meat. Affixed to the end of the haft, a counterweight forged into the shape of a bone knuckle bears the initials &quot;P. D.&quot;<br /> ::A massive haralun hammer reads: &quot;HAMmer Time!&quot;<br /> <br /> ==='''Butchery-est of Axes!'''===<br /> :a butcher's sterak axe with a bejeweled cleaving blade edged in forgeheart iron.<br /> ::The long rectangular blade has a single edge that is slightly curved, broad enough to cleave through meat or bone from large game and livestock. The reddish-orange chakrel dust visible across the bright iron like a billowing cloud of windswept embers reflects within the facets of a large Gemfire ruby, trailed by engravings that resemble cooking flames. Modified with a spiral of goldenglow glaes studs, a short dragonwood handle provides a secure grip in the kitchen or in battle. <br /> <br /> ==For the cooking...==<br /> ==='''The gristly-est of skillets!'''===<br /> :a seasoned skillet with a ham hock handle that glistens with grease and gristle <br /> ::The seasoned cast iron skillet is a deep, well-worn black, with a glossy, slightly sticky patina built up over consistent use. The surface gleams faintly, reflecting the remnants of cooking oils and fats that have absorbed into the metal. Small, crispy pieces of ham gristle are scattered across the bottom, some clinging stubbornly to the iron surface, while others are lodged in the ridges of the pan.<br /> <br /> ==='''The Greasy-est of aprons!'''===<br /> :a splattered leather butcher's apron with a huge glaes buckle <br /> ::The long meat cutter's garment is made of dark leather and is splattered with a mix of dark and greasy stains on the front. Under the wide belt is a large pocket with a brand in the corner: a ham engulfed in flames. The glaes buckle is engraved with a unkindness of ravens feasting on a dragon.<br /> <br /> <br /> ==For the mighty-est of warriors...==<br /> ==='''Curvy-est of swords!'''===<br /> :a curved greatsword with a fire whirl ruby dragon along the bright glaes blade<br /> ::The massive blade curves sharply, extending far behind the lengthy handle crisscrossed with dragonfire brocade cloth. The expertly crafted glaes metal exhibits a brilliant pure white shine, intensifying when light travels along the single edge. Inside the ruby dragon, a stylized pillar of swirling flame erupts against the gem's top face as if on the verge of bursting forth. A radiant goldenglow glaes circular guard portrays an image of an unkindness of ravens cawing at a paladin engulfed in flames. Subtle shades of blue and red mingle with a sickly green and writhing shadows in a perpetual dance around the curved greatsword.<br /> ::The curved greatsword reads: &quot;Fight fire with fire.&quot;<br /> <br /> ==='''The doubly-est of sheaths!'''===<br /> :a spiritwood double sheath fitted with bejeweled goldenglow glaes mechanisms <br /> ::The rectangular snow-white wooden casing has curved edges and is fitted with a glass housing showcasing cogs and gears carefully filed from goldenglow glaes. Catching your eye, a button set with a stormfire topaz seems to activate the mechanism. A long and wide swath of molten-core diamond icesilk trails from the sheath where it is wrapped around the middle to help secure it on a belt or in a sash.<br /> ::A spiritwood double sheath reads: &quot;Safety device disabled. Face towards enemy.&quot;<br /> <br /> ==='''The Smelly-est of Kimonos!'''===<br /> :a matte black warrior's kimono embroidered with a juicy ham on the bone <br /> ::White silk lining provides a stark contrast against the mottled tones of black dyed into the long deathfiber garment. The deep-belled sleeves allow room for movement in tricky situations such as battle or preparing a hot meal. Masterfully stitched on the back is a giant ham in silvery brown threads, giving the appearance of juices running down the sides. White embroidery depicting steam drifting up from the meat spells out a phrase.<br /> ::A warrior's kimono reads: &quot;No vengeance on an empty stomach.&quot;</div>

GUITARZ79 https://elanthipedia.play.net/index.php?title=Tweedee&diff=659822 2025-01-26T22:37:06Z

<p>GUITARZ79: /* The Smelly-est of Kimonos! */</p> <hr /> <div>[[File:TWEEDEE!!!!!.png|thumb]]<br /> {{PC<br /> |name=Tweedee Deedum<br /> |status=a<br /> |race=Gnome<br /> |gender=Male<br /> |guild=Barbarian<br /> |instance=Prime<br /> |relat=Tweedum<br /> |toc=y<br /> }}<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> You see Butcher Tweedee Deedum, Dragon Fighter of Elanthia, a Gnome Barbarian.<br /> Tweedee has a square-jawed face with several scars and gashes from past battles, some tyrium-framed safety goggles with thick glass lenses protecting his blazing black eyes and a broken nose. He is bald, with tanned skin and a barrel-chested build.<br /> <br /> He is one who towers among others for a Gnome.<br /> <br /> He appears to be patronly.<br /> <br /> He has a wild and greasy beard, some square-cut ham chunks cut from talan pearls nestled among the untamed mane like small forgotten treasures.<br /> <br /> His right wrist has a tattoo of a wild hog going hog wild on a large pile of fatback bacon.<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> He is holding a battle-scarred hog mask with yellowed protruding tusks in his right hand.<br /> <br /> He is wearing an oversized chunk of chakrel hung from a massive glaes chain, a gargantuan boar-hide pauldron with a hog skull impaled on vicious glaes spikes, a pulsating eddy of light restrained inside the maw of a mechanical glaes skull, a dark oiled canvas butcher's bag with stained bone beads forming letters, a matte black warrior's kimono embroidered with a juicy ham on the bone, a red and white striped round shield with a star centered in blue, some mechanized butcher's gauntlets with dented glaes warning plates, a chunky silversteel signet ring embossed with a raven in flight, a splattered leather butcher's apron with a huge glaes buckle, a heavy spiked fighter's belt with a giant glaes buckle stamped &quot;Winner!&quot;, a spiritwood double sheath fitted with bejeweled goldenglow glaes mechanisms, a dark steel warhorn forged into a cawing raven clutching a glaes dragon and a pair of steel-toed stomping boots.<br /> <br /> {{PCSkills<br /> |Collapse=Yes<br /> }}<br /> <br /> <br /> ==For the baddies...==<br /> ==='''Hammy-est of HAMmers!'''===<br /> :a massive haralun hammer forged into the shape of a ham <br /> ::The masterful metalwork of the haralun head shows etched spiral skin and lifelike swirls in the meat. Across the head are small studs wrought into the shape of peppercorns. The handle has been painted and shaped into a bone sticking out from the meat. Affixed to the end of the haft, a counterweight forged into the shape of a bone knuckle bears the initials &quot;P. D.&quot;<br /> ::A massive haralun hammer reads: &quot;HAMmer Time!&quot;<br /> <br /> ==='''Butchery-est of Axes!'''===<br /> :a butcher's sterak axe with a bejeweled cleaving blade edged in forgeheart iron.<br /> ::The long rectangular blade has a single edge that is slightly curved, broad enough to cleave through meat or bone from large game and livestock. The reddish-orange chakrel dust visible across the bright iron like a billowing cloud of windswept embers reflects within the facets of a large Gemfire ruby, trailed by engravings that resemble cooking flames. Modified with a spiral of goldenglow glaes studs, a short dragonwood handle provides a secure grip in the kitchen or in battle. <br /> <br /> ==For the cooking...==<br /> ==='''The gristly-est of skillets!'''===<br /> :a seasoned skillet with a ham hock handle that glistens with grease and gristle <br /> ::The seasoned cast iron skillet is a deep, well-worn black, with a glossy, slightly sticky patina built up over consistent use. The surface gleams faintly, reflecting the remnants of cooking oils and fats that have absorbed into the metal. Small, crispy pieces of ham gristle are scattered across the bottom, some clinging stubbornly to the iron surface, while others are lodged in the ridges of the pan.<br /> <br /> ==='''The Greasy-est of aprons!'''===<br /> :a splattered leather butcher's apron with a huge glaes buckle <br /> ::The long meat cutter's garment is made of dark leather and is splattered with a mix of dark and greasy stains on the front. Under the wide belt is a large pocket with a brand in the corner: a ham engulfed in flames. The glaes buckle is engraved with a unkindness of ravens feasting on a dragon.<br /> <br /> <br /> ==For the mighty-est of warriors...==<br /> ==='''Curvy-est of swords!'''===<br /> :a curved greatsword with a fire whirl ruby dragon along the bright glaes blade<br /> ::The massive blade curves sharply, extending far behind the lengthy handle crisscrossed with dragonfire brocade cloth. The expertly crafted glaes metal exhibits a brilliant pure white shine, intensifying when light travels along the single edge. Inside the ruby dragon, a stylized pillar of swirling flame erupts against the gem's top face as if on the verge of bursting forth. A radiant goldenglow glaes circular guard portrays an image of an unkindness of ravens cawing at a paladin engulfed in flames. Subtle shades of blue and red mingle with a sickly green and writhing shadows in a perpetual dance around the curved greatsword.<br /> ::The curved greatsword reads: &quot;Fight fire with fire.&quot;<br /> <br /> ==='''The doubly-est of sheaths!'''===<br /> :a spiritwood double sheath fitted with bejeweled goldenglow glaes mechanisms <br /> ::The rectangular snow-white wooden casing has curved edges and is fitted with a glass housing showcasing cogs and gears carefully filed from goldenglow glaes. Catching your eye, a button set with a stormfire topaz seems to activate the mechanism. A long and wide swath of molten-core diamond icesilk trails from the sheath where it is wrapped around the middle to help secure it on a belt or in a sash.<br /> ::A spiritwood double sheath reads: &quot;Safety device disabled. Face towards enemy.&quot;<br /> <br /> ==='''The Smelly-est of Kimonos!'''===<br /> :a matte black warrior's kimono embroidered with a juicy ham on the bone <br /> ::White silk lining provides a stark contrast against the mottled tones of black dyed into the long deathfiber garment. The deep-belled sleeves allow room for movement in tricky situations such as battle or preparing a hot meal. Masterfully stitched on the back is a giant ham in silvery brown threads, giving the appearance of juices running down the sides. White embroidery depicting steam drifting up from the meat spells out a phrase.<br /> ::A warrior's kimono reads: &quot;No vengeance on an empty stomach.&quot;</div>

GUITARZ79 https://elanthipedia.play.net/index.php?title=Tweedee&diff=659821 2025-01-26T22:36:57Z

<p>GUITARZ79: /* The Smelly-est of Kimonos! */</p> <hr /> <div>[[File:TWEEDEE!!!!!.png|thumb]]<br /> {{PC<br /> |name=Tweedee Deedum<br /> |status=a<br /> |race=Gnome<br /> |gender=Male<br /> |guild=Barbarian<br /> |instance=Prime<br /> |relat=Tweedum<br /> |toc=y<br /> }}<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> You see Butcher Tweedee Deedum, Dragon Fighter of Elanthia, a Gnome Barbarian.<br /> Tweedee has a square-jawed face with several scars and gashes from past battles, some tyrium-framed safety goggles with thick glass lenses protecting his blazing black eyes and a broken nose. He is bald, with tanned skin and a barrel-chested build.<br /> <br /> He is one who towers among others for a Gnome.<br /> <br /> He appears to be patronly.<br /> <br /> He has a wild and greasy beard, some square-cut ham chunks cut from talan pearls nestled among the untamed mane like small forgotten treasures.<br /> <br /> His right wrist has a tattoo of a wild hog going hog wild on a large pile of fatback bacon.<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> He is holding a battle-scarred hog mask with yellowed protruding tusks in his right hand.<br /> <br /> He is wearing an oversized chunk of chakrel hung from a massive glaes chain, a gargantuan boar-hide pauldron with a hog skull impaled on vicious glaes spikes, a pulsating eddy of light restrained inside the maw of a mechanical glaes skull, a dark oiled canvas butcher's bag with stained bone beads forming letters, a matte black warrior's kimono embroidered with a juicy ham on the bone, a red and white striped round shield with a star centered in blue, some mechanized butcher's gauntlets with dented glaes warning plates, a chunky silversteel signet ring embossed with a raven in flight, a splattered leather butcher's apron with a huge glaes buckle, a heavy spiked fighter's belt with a giant glaes buckle stamped &quot;Winner!&quot;, a spiritwood double sheath fitted with bejeweled goldenglow glaes mechanisms, a dark steel warhorn forged into a cawing raven clutching a glaes dragon and a pair of steel-toed stomping boots.<br /> <br /> {{PCSkills<br /> |Collapse=Yes<br /> }}<br /> <br /> <br /> ==For the baddies...==<br /> ==='''Hammy-est of HAMmers!'''===<br /> :a massive haralun hammer forged into the shape of a ham <br /> ::The masterful metalwork of the haralun head shows etched spiral skin and lifelike swirls in the meat. Across the head are small studs wrought into the shape of peppercorns. The handle has been painted and shaped into a bone sticking out from the meat. Affixed to the end of the haft, a counterweight forged into the shape of a bone knuckle bears the initials &quot;P. D.&quot;<br /> ::A massive haralun hammer reads: &quot;HAMmer Time!&quot;<br /> <br /> ==='''Butchery-est of Axes!'''===<br /> :a butcher's sterak axe with a bejeweled cleaving blade edged in forgeheart iron.<br /> ::The long rectangular blade has a single edge that is slightly curved, broad enough to cleave through meat or bone from large game and livestock. The reddish-orange chakrel dust visible across the bright iron like a billowing cloud of windswept embers reflects within the facets of a large Gemfire ruby, trailed by engravings that resemble cooking flames. Modified with a spiral of goldenglow glaes studs, a short dragonwood handle provides a secure grip in the kitchen or in battle. <br /> <br /> ==For the cooking...==<br /> ==='''The gristly-est of skillets!'''===<br /> :a seasoned skillet with a ham hock handle that glistens with grease and gristle <br /> ::The seasoned cast iron skillet is a deep, well-worn black, with a glossy, slightly sticky patina built up over consistent use. The surface gleams faintly, reflecting the remnants of cooking oils and fats that have absorbed into the metal. Small, crispy pieces of ham gristle are scattered across the bottom, some clinging stubbornly to the iron surface, while others are lodged in the ridges of the pan.<br /> <br /> ==='''The Greasy-est of aprons!'''===<br /> :a splattered leather butcher's apron with a huge glaes buckle <br /> ::The long meat cutter's garment is made of dark leather and is splattered with a mix of dark and greasy stains on the front. Under the wide belt is a large pocket with a brand in the corner: a ham engulfed in flames. The glaes buckle is engraved with a unkindness of ravens feasting on a dragon.<br /> <br /> <br /> ==For the mighty-est of warriors...==<br /> ==='''Curvy-est of swords!'''===<br /> :a curved greatsword with a fire whirl ruby dragon along the bright glaes blade<br /> ::The massive blade curves sharply, extending far behind the lengthy handle crisscrossed with dragonfire brocade cloth. The expertly crafted glaes metal exhibits a brilliant pure white shine, intensifying when light travels along the single edge. Inside the ruby dragon, a stylized pillar of swirling flame erupts against the gem's top face as if on the verge of bursting forth. A radiant goldenglow glaes circular guard portrays an image of an unkindness of ravens cawing at a paladin engulfed in flames. Subtle shades of blue and red mingle with a sickly green and writhing shadows in a perpetual dance around the curved greatsword.<br /> ::The curved greatsword reads: &quot;Fight fire with fire.&quot;<br /> <br /> ==='''The doubly-est of sheaths!'''===<br /> :a spiritwood double sheath fitted with bejeweled goldenglow glaes mechanisms <br /> ::The rectangular snow-white wooden casing has curved edges and is fitted with a glass housing showcasing cogs and gears carefully filed from goldenglow glaes. Catching your eye, a button set with a stormfire topaz seems to activate the mechanism. A long and wide swath of molten-core diamond icesilk trails from the sheath where it is wrapped around the middle to help secure it on a belt or in a sash.<br /> ::A spiritwood double sheath reads: &quot;Safety device disabled. Face towards enemy.&quot;<br /> <br /> ==='''The Smelly-est of Kimonos!'''===<br /> :a matte black warrior's kimono embroidered with a juicy ham on the bone <br /> ::White silk lining provides a stark contrast against the mottled tones of black dyed into the long deathfiber garment. The deep-belled sleeves allow room for movement in tricky situations such as battle or preparing a hot meal. Masterfully stitched on the back is a giant ham in silvery brown threads, giving the appearance of juices running down the sides. White embroidery depicting steam drifting up from the meat spells out a phrase.<br /> ::A warrior's kimono reads: &quot;No vengeance on an empty stomach&quot;</div>

GUITARZ79 https://elanthipedia.play.net/index.php?title=Tweedee&diff=659820 2025-01-26T22:32:05Z

<p>GUITARZ79: </p> <hr /> <div>[[File:TWEEDEE!!!!!.png|thumb]]<br /> {{PC<br /> |name=Tweedee Deedum<br /> |status=a<br /> |race=Gnome<br /> |gender=Male<br /> |guild=Barbarian<br /> |instance=Prime<br /> |relat=Tweedum<br /> |toc=y<br /> }}<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> You see Butcher Tweedee Deedum, Dragon Fighter of Elanthia, a Gnome Barbarian.<br /> Tweedee has a square-jawed face with several scars and gashes from past battles, some tyrium-framed safety goggles with thick glass lenses protecting his blazing black eyes and a broken nose. He is bald, with tanned skin and a barrel-chested build.<br /> <br /> He is one who towers among others for a Gnome.<br /> <br /> He appears to be patronly.<br /> <br /> He has a wild and greasy beard, some square-cut ham chunks cut from talan pearls nestled among the untamed mane like small forgotten treasures.<br /> <br /> His right wrist has a tattoo of a wild hog going hog wild on a large pile of fatback bacon.<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> He is holding a battle-scarred hog mask with yellowed protruding tusks in his right hand.<br /> <br /> He is wearing an oversized chunk of chakrel hung from a massive glaes chain, a gargantuan boar-hide pauldron with a hog skull impaled on vicious glaes spikes, a pulsating eddy of light restrained inside the maw of a mechanical glaes skull, a dark oiled canvas butcher's bag with stained bone beads forming letters, a matte black warrior's kimono embroidered with a juicy ham on the bone, a red and white striped round shield with a star centered in blue, some mechanized butcher's gauntlets with dented glaes warning plates, a chunky silversteel signet ring embossed with a raven in flight, a splattered leather butcher's apron with a huge glaes buckle, a heavy spiked fighter's belt with a giant glaes buckle stamped &quot;Winner!&quot;, a spiritwood double sheath fitted with bejeweled goldenglow glaes mechanisms, a dark steel warhorn forged into a cawing raven clutching a glaes dragon and a pair of steel-toed stomping boots.<br /> <br /> {{PCSkills<br /> |Collapse=Yes<br /> }}<br /> <br /> <br /> ==For the baddies...==<br /> ==='''Hammy-est of HAMmers!'''===<br /> :a massive haralun hammer forged into the shape of a ham <br /> ::The masterful metalwork of the haralun head shows etched spiral skin and lifelike swirls in the meat. Across the head are small studs wrought into the shape of peppercorns. The handle has been painted and shaped into a bone sticking out from the meat. Affixed to the end of the haft, a counterweight forged into the shape of a bone knuckle bears the initials &quot;P. D.&quot;<br /> ::A massive haralun hammer reads: &quot;HAMmer Time!&quot;<br /> <br /> ==='''Butchery-est of Axes!'''===<br /> :a butcher's sterak axe with a bejeweled cleaving blade edged in forgeheart iron.<br /> ::The long rectangular blade has a single edge that is slightly curved, broad enough to cleave through meat or bone from large game and livestock. The reddish-orange chakrel dust visible across the bright iron like a billowing cloud of windswept embers reflects within the facets of a large Gemfire ruby, trailed by engravings that resemble cooking flames. Modified with a spiral of goldenglow glaes studs, a short dragonwood handle provides a secure grip in the kitchen or in battle. <br /> <br /> ==For the cooking...==<br /> ==='''The gristly-est of skillets!'''===<br /> :a seasoned skillet with a ham hock handle that glistens with grease and gristle <br /> ::The seasoned cast iron skillet is a deep, well-worn black, with a glossy, slightly sticky patina built up over consistent use. The surface gleams faintly, reflecting the remnants of cooking oils and fats that have absorbed into the metal. Small, crispy pieces of ham gristle are scattered across the bottom, some clinging stubbornly to the iron surface, while others are lodged in the ridges of the pan.<br /> <br /> ==='''The Greasy-est of aprons!'''===<br /> :a splattered leather butcher's apron with a huge glaes buckle <br /> ::The long meat cutter's garment is made of dark leather and is splattered with a mix of dark and greasy stains on the front. Under the wide belt is a large pocket with a brand in the corner: a ham engulfed in flames. The glaes buckle is engraved with a unkindness of ravens feasting on a dragon.<br /> <br /> <br /> ==For the mighty-est of warriors...==<br /> ==='''Curvy-est of swords!'''===<br /> :a curved greatsword with a fire whirl ruby dragon along the bright glaes blade<br /> ::The massive blade curves sharply, extending far behind the lengthy handle crisscrossed with dragonfire brocade cloth. The expertly crafted glaes metal exhibits a brilliant pure white shine, intensifying when light travels along the single edge. Inside the ruby dragon, a stylized pillar of swirling flame erupts against the gem's top face as if on the verge of bursting forth. A radiant goldenglow glaes circular guard portrays an image of an unkindness of ravens cawing at a paladin engulfed in flames. Subtle shades of blue and red mingle with a sickly green and writhing shadows in a perpetual dance around the curved greatsword.<br /> ::The curved greatsword reads: &quot;Fight fire with fire.&quot;<br /> <br /> ==='''The doubly-est of sheaths!'''===<br /> :a spiritwood double sheath fitted with bejeweled goldenglow glaes mechanisms <br /> ::The rectangular snow-white wooden casing has curved edges and is fitted with a glass housing showcasing cogs and gears carefully filed from goldenglow glaes. Catching your eye, a button set with a stormfire topaz seems to activate the mechanism. A long and wide swath of molten-core diamond icesilk trails from the sheath where it is wrapped around the middle to help secure it on a belt or in a sash.<br /> ::A spiritwood double sheath reads: &quot;Safety device disabled. Face towards enemy.&quot;<br /> <br /> ==='''The Smelly-est of Kimonos!'''===<br /> :a matte black warrior's kimono embroidered with a juicy ham on the bone <br /> ::White silk lining provides a stark contrast against the mottled tones of black dyed into the long deathfiber garment. The deep-belled sleeves allow room for movement in tricky situations such as battle or preparing a hot meal. Masterfully stitched on the back is a giant ham in silvery brown threads, giving the appearance of juices running down the sides. White embroidery depicting steam drifting up from the meat spells out a phrase.<br /> ::A warrior's kimono reads: No vengeance on an empty stomach</div>

GUITARZ79 https://elanthipedia.play.net/index.php?title=Tweedee&diff=659819 2025-01-26T22:30:16Z

<p>GUITARZ79: </p> <hr /> <div>[[File:TWEEDEE!!!!!.png|thumb]]<br /> {{PC<br /> |name=Tweedee Deedum<br /> |status=a<br /> |race=Gnome<br /> |gender=Male<br /> |guild=Barbarian<br /> |instance=Prime<br /> |relat=Tweedum<br /> |toc=y<br /> }}<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> You see Butcher Tweedee Deedum, Dragon Fighter of Elanthia, a Gnome Barbarian.<br /> Tweedee has a square-jawed face with several scars and gashes from past battles, some tyrium-framed safety goggles with thick glass lenses protecting his blazing black eyes and a broken nose. He is bald, with tanned skin and a barrel-chested build.<br /> <br /> He is one who towers among others for a Gnome.<br /> <br /> He appears to be patronly.<br /> <br /> He has a wild and greasy beard, some square-cut ham chunks cut from talan pearls nestled among the untamed mane like small forgotten treasures.<br /> <br /> His right wrist has a tattoo of a wild hog going hog wild on a large pile of fatback bacon.<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> He is holding a battle-scarred hog mask with yellowed protruding tusks in his right hand.<br /> <br /> He is wearing an oversized chunk of chakrel hung from a massive glaes chain, a gargantuan boar-hide pauldron with a hog skull impaled on vicious glaes spikes, a pulsating eddy of light restrained inside the maw of a mechanical glaes skull, a dark oiled canvas butcher's bag with stained bone beads forming letters, a matte black warrior's kimono embroidered with a juicy ham on the bone, a red and white striped round shield with a star centered in blue, some mechanized butcher's gauntlets with dented glaes warning plates, a chunky silversteel signet ring embossed with a raven in flight, a splattered leather butcher's apron with a huge glaes buckle, a heavy spiked fighter's belt with a giant glaes buckle stamped &quot;Winner!&quot;, a spiritwood double sheath fitted with bejeweled goldenglow glaes mechanisms, a dark steel warhorn forged into a cawing raven clutching a glaes dragon and a pair of steel-toed stomping boots.<br /> <br /> {{PCSkills<br /> |Collapse=Yes<br /> }}<br /> <br /> <br /> ==For the baddies...==<br /> ==='''Hammy-est of HAMmers!'''===<br /> :a massive haralun hammer forged into the shape of a ham <br /> ::The masterful metalwork of the haralun head shows etched spiral skin and lifelike swirls in the meat. Across the head are small studs wrought into the shape of peppercorns. The handle has been painted and shaped into a bone sticking out from the meat. Affixed to the end of the haft, a counterweight forged into the shape of a bone knuckle bears the initials &quot;P. D.&quot;<br /> ::A massive haralun hammer reads: &quot;HAMmer Time!&quot;<br /> <br /> ==='''Butchery-est of Axes!'''===<br /> :A butcher's sterak axe with a bejeweled cleaving blade edged in forgeheart iron.<br /> ::The long rectangular blade has a single edge that is slightly curved, broad enough to cleave through meat or bone from large game and livestock. The reddish-orange chakrel dust visible across the bright iron like a billowing cloud of windswept embers reflects within the facets of a large Gemfire ruby, trailed by engravings that resemble cooking flames. Modified with a spiral of goldenglow glaes studs, a short dragonwood handle provides a secure grip in the kitchen or in battle. <br /> <br /> ==For the cooking...==<br /> ==='''The hammy-est of skillets!'''===<br /> :a seasoned skillet with a ham hock handle that glistens with grease and gristle <br /> ::The seasoned cast iron skillet is a deep, well-worn black, with a glossy, slightly sticky patina built up over consistent use. The surface gleams faintly, reflecting the remnants of cooking oils and fats that have absorbed into the metal. Small, crispy pieces of ham gristle are scattered across the bottom, some clinging stubbornly to the iron surface, while others are lodged in the ridges of the pan.<br /> <br /> ==='''The Greasy-est of aprons!'''===<br /> :a splattered leather butcher's apron with a huge glaes buckle <br /> ::The long meat cutter's garment is made of dark leather and is splattered with a mix of dark and greasy stains on the front. Under the wide belt is a large pocket with a brand in the corner: a ham engulfed in flames. The glaes buckle is engraved with a unkindness of ravens feasting on a dragon.<br /> <br /> <br /> ==For the mighty-est of warriors...==<br /> ==='''Curvy-est of swords!'''===<br /> :a curved greatsword with a fire whirl ruby dragon along the bright glaes blade<br /> ::The massive blade curves sharply, extending far behind the lengthy handle crisscrossed with dragonfire brocade cloth. The expertly crafted glaes metal exhibits a brilliant pure white shine, intensifying when light travels along the single edge. Inside the ruby dragon, a stylized pillar of swirling flame erupts against the gem's top face as if on the verge of bursting forth. A radiant goldenglow glaes circular guard portrays an image of an unkindness of ravens cawing at a paladin engulfed in flames. Subtle shades of blue and red mingle with a sickly green and writhing shadows in a perpetual dance around the curved greatsword.<br /> ::The curved greatsword reads: &quot;Fight fire with fire.&quot;<br /> <br /> ==='''The doubly-est of sheaths!'''===<br /> :a spiritwood double sheath fitted with bejeweled goldenglow glaes mechanisms <br /> ::The rectangular snow-white wooden casing has curved edges and is fitted with a glass housing showcasing cogs and gears carefully filed from goldenglow glaes. Catching your eye, a button set with a stormfire topaz seems to activate the mechanism. A long and wide swath of molten-core diamond icesilk trails from the sheath where it is wrapped around the middle to help secure it on a belt or in a sash.<br /> ::A spiritwood double sheath reads: &quot;Safety device disabled. Face towards enemy.&quot;<br /> <br /> ==='''The Smelly-est of Kimonos!'''===<br /> :a matte black warrior's kimono embroidered with a juicy ham on the bone <br /> ::White silk lining provides a stark contrast against the mottled tones of black dyed into the long deathfiber garment. The deep-belled sleeves allow room for movement in tricky situations such as battle or preparing a hot meal. Masterfully stitched on the back is a giant ham in silvery brown threads, giving the appearance of juices running down the sides. White embroidery depicting steam drifting up from the meat spells out a phrase.<br /> ::A warrior's kimono reads: No vengeance on an empty stomach</div>

GUITARZ79 https://elanthipedia.play.net/index.php?title=Heartsfyre&diff=659242 2025-01-14T03:35:42Z

<p>GUITARZ79: </p> <hr /> <div>[[File:Heartsfyre.jpg|left]]<br /> <br /> {{Player character<br /> |Player Name = Heartsfyre Elota'A'Milyo<br /> |Race = Elothean<br /> |Gender = Female<br /> |Guild = Empath<br /> |Instance = Prime<br /> |Relative = <br /> }}<br /> [[Category:Player House of the Steel Dove]]<br /> <br /> You were born on the 25th day of the 3rd month of Lirisa the Archer in the year of the Emerald Dolphin, 362 years after the victory of Lanival the Redeemer.<br /> <br /> <br /> You are War Witch Heartsfyre Elota'A'Milyo, Honor Guard of Elanthia, an Elothean.<br /> <br /> You have elegant arched eyebrows, slightly pointed ears and tilted alluring almond-shaped glacial emerald eyes. Your blonde-streaked lustrous raven black hair is knee-length and an unruly cascade of curls, and is worn in a deceptively careless-looking arrangement of upswept locks held in place by a lightly sanded ebony haircomb adorned with inkdrop agates. You have an ebony-hued shesegri pattern scarred down both arms that mars sun-kissed skin and a gracefully slender and toned figure.<br /> <br /> You are tiny for an Elothean.<br /> <br /> An emerald-green jade dragonfly floats lazily around your right wrist, glowing with a lustrous sheen against your skin.<br /> You are in your prime.<br /> <br /> You have several interlocking rings of flame-carved iron that pierce the flesh to follow along your right eyebrow, each bearing spiky barbs.<br /> <br /> You have a tattoo of the head of a snarling black dragon, glaring balefully over the right shoulder, its foreclaws appearing to dig deep furrows upon the upper chest. Hyper-realistic blood pools from the tips of the claws, the word &quot;MINE&quot; is faintly seen disrupting the surface. Wrapping sinuously along the torso, the dragon's scaly body appears along the hips and legs with the tip of its tail curled on your left ankle.<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Where to start.. where to start....<br /> <br /> In the year of 362, sometime in the third month an elothean baby was born.. There was nothing special about this babe, only that she was one of a few hundred dropped upon the steps of the orphanage. They say she was a quiet thing, who watched everything and when the lady from the orphanage opened the door and looked down, she saw this very solemn silent baby with a note tacked to her swaddlings ... her name is Heartsfyre, for she will be the heart of a land one day.. The lady of the orphanage looked upon this baby as yet another lost soul dropped off upon her steps... she noticed all the blood and gore still upon this babe as if the babe was taken... so she gave the baby a surname.. Elota'a'Milyo (child of blood) and the babe was so forth called Heartsfyre Elota'a'Milyo.<br /> <br /> During her years at the orphanage, Heartsfyre was a very shy and unassuming child. She was always picked upon, but was never a taddle tale which in turn the other kids left her alone eventually. She was the one to always find hurt creatures and make little stints and braces for them to help the poor things.. The lady now the head mistress of the orphange always kept a blind eye to Heartsfyre, always letting her go her own way.. Heartsfyre was not one to draw to much attention to herself so she pretty much stayed in the background.. watching those kids and adults around her.. <br /> <br /> In the year of 374, when Heartsfyre was only 12 years old, the headmistress of the orphanage gave Heartsfyre a pack of clothing, a book, enough food for three days and a stylus, and told Heartsfyre.. &quot;You must go out into the world now young one, you must now make your own way.. you have been a very quiet child which I am thankful, but it also disturbs me on how quiet you are. I cannot afford to keep you any longer, but here is a small tip.. seek ye a guild to join, they may be more forgiving of you and as will life.&quot; She hugged Heartsfyre, patted her on the head and gently pushed her out the door. Firmly closing it she let a single tear fall and slowly walked away.. Letting her charges go at this time was hard but she had to do what was best for the orphanage..<br /> <br /> Heartsfyre slowly walked away from the orphanage.. leaving behind her first life as a child, to seemingly walk into her second life as an adult.. Or so she thought..<br /> <br /> Entering upon the streets of RiverCrossings, she noticed all the noise, all the traffic, all the people.. such many races of people in one single town.. Her daydream of the streets and her innocence was quickly shattered when a small rogue snatched her bundle from her very grasp and quickly darted off into the crowd.. her cry of surprise attracted one of a lesser demeanor, quickly snatching her arm, he appraised her quickly and muttered to himself.. a pretty lass you are.. you will make a good slave.. Her eyes widened and then she started to struggle hard against his grip.. until finally with a great heaving yank she was free! She stalled a second in surprise and then ran pell nell for safety.. any safety..<br /> <br /> Running into this building, she quickly closed the door and turned around. And what she saw was this one lady.. who just gazed at her solemnly, and then with a gentle smile she walked up to Heartsfyre and gently took her to her study. &quot;Hello there young one.. I see the streets of Crossings hasn't changed one iota&quot; the lady laughs softly to herself.. and then seemingly to remember she had a guest she tsked to herself and offers the young Heartsfyre a cup of tea..<br /> &quot;Here young one, drink this, it will sooth you&quot; Heartsfyre takes the offered cup and starts to sip it slowly, her body relaxing.. the lady then says softly &quot;I see the orphanage hasn't changed one bit either..&quot; she gazes sadly thru the window as if remembering something from a far past.. The lady seems to shake herself out of her reflections.. she gazes solemnly at Heartsfyre and finally makes a decision.. &quot;You seem a quiet enough lass, what is your name?&quot; &quot;Heartsfyre Elota'A'Milyo, ma'am.&quot; Heartsfyre softly says to the lady. The lady looks thoughtful for a moment.. &quot;Child of blood are you? What a strange name to call you.. but fitting i suppose..&quot; then even more softly &quot;very fitting indeed.. &quot; HEartsfyre looked askance at the lady as if she had grown a couple horns upon her head but otherwise kept her silence.<br /> <br /> Standing suddenly, the lady walks towards the window and turns sharply around facing Heartsfyre and says in a firm voice.. &quot;My name is Annael Ebeshalek, I am the guild mistress of the Empath hall of Rivercrossings,&quot; &quot;Empaths are healers. They are dedicated to relieving the pain and suffering of others as well as curing disease and poison.<br /> &quot;The goals of the Empath are accomplished via Empathic Magic. This form of magic comes at a great cost though, the Empath has formed a bond with all living creatures and any pain that the Empath inflicts on another is reverberated through them. This effect is called Empathic Shock.<br /> &quot;Following the path of the Empath is a noble and selfless devotion. Only the most dedicated and caring individuals can hope to become proficient in this craft.&quot; Seemingly done with her small speech the goes on softly, &quot;Heartsfyre, I sense your gentleness, but i also sense a great will of tempered steel.. use both to your advantage for if you so choose this guild as your own, those two will be the greatest tools at your disposal.&quot; she gazes at Heartsfyre and then says firmly &quot;There is a small class of empaths that are stronger then some, they are called Battle Empaths, what this means these select few empaths can go into the front lines of battles, invasions, or anything of that nature and heal our warriors without dying themselves from the chaos of battle. These empaths work twice as hard as other empaths.. but the rewards are great, theywill feel a sense of completeness in their chosen profession.&quot; The lady walks slowly towards Heartsfyre and pats her on the shoulder. &quot;Heartsfyre, please think upon what i have said, I shall not push the issue, it will be a decision that you make alone. Now come along child i shall put you in a room for the evening away from the streets of chaos and you shall sleep upon the matter.&quot;<br /> <br /> Laying upon the straw pallet, Heartsfyre thought long and hard, remembering in the past at the orphanage her splinting creatures large and small when they was hurt or suffering.. making a final decision she finally drifts off to sleep, a sense of completeness finally enveloping her mind like a soft cloud. To be cont......<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> &lt;/blockquote&gt;<br /> {{cat|Player armorsmiths}}</div>

GUITARZ79 https://elanthipedia.play.net/index.php?title=Crayzeked&diff=659241 2025-01-14T03:34:19Z

<p>GUITARZ79: Created page with &quot;{{PC |name=Crayzeked |status=a |race=Elothean |gender=Male |instance=Prime }} Category:Player House of the Steel Dove {{PCSkills |Collapse=No }}&quot;</p> <hr /> <div>{{PC<br /> |name=Crayzeked<br /> |status=a<br /> |race=Elothean<br /> |gender=Male<br /> |instance=Prime<br /> }}<br /> [[Category:Player House of the Steel Dove]]<br /> {{PCSkills<br /> |Collapse=No<br /> }}</div>

GUITARZ79 https://elanthipedia.play.net/index.php?title=Item:Twisted_wristcuff_centered_with_the_emblem_of_the_Kaerna_Resistance_Unit&diff=658734 2024-12-26T22:58:55Z

<p>GUITARZ79: Created page with &quot;{{Item |name=a twisted wristcuff centered with the emblem of the Kaerna Resistance Unit |look=The insignia, a silvered ball of lightning polished to a mirror finish and superimposed over a crossed arrow and sword, is suspended between several strands of elaborately carved alternating lapis lazuli and jet beads. There appears to be something written on it. |verby=No |pcrystal=No |atmos=No |istone=No |enchanted=No |feature-change=No |generator=No |sourcetype=- |fname=No...&quot;</p> <hr /> <div>{{Item<br /> |name=a twisted wristcuff centered with the emblem of the Kaerna Resistance Unit<br /> |look=The insignia, a silvered ball of lightning polished to a mirror finish and superimposed over a crossed arrow and sword, is suspended between several strands of elaborately carved alternating lapis lazuli and jet beads. <br /> There appears to be something written on it.<br /> |verby=No<br /> |pcrystal=No<br /> |atmos=No<br /> |istone=No<br /> |enchanted=No<br /> |feature-change=No<br /> |generator=No<br /> |sourcetype=-<br /> |fname=No<br /> }}<br /> This was the jewelry item, created by Elvinara, for the Kaerna Resistance Unit in Zoluren during the Outcast War. Each wristcuff was insribed with a unique READ reflecting the name and rank of the original owner.</div>

GUITARZ79 https://elanthipedia.play.net/index.php?title=Tweedee&diff=658113 2024-12-14T00:34:22Z

<p>GUITARZ79: </p> <hr /> <div>[[File:TWEEDEE!!!!!.png|thumb]]<br /> {{PC<br /> |name=Tweedee Deedum<br /> |status=a<br /> |race=Gnome<br /> |gender=Male<br /> |guild=Barbarian<br /> |instance=Prime<br /> |relat=Tweedum<br /> |toc=y<br /> }}<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> You see Butcher Tweedee Deedum, Dragon Fighter of Elanthia, a Gnome Barbarian.<br /> Tweedee has a square-jawed face with several scars and gashes from past battles, some tyrium-framed safety goggles with thick glass lenses protecting his blazing black eyes and a broken nose. He is bald, with tanned skin and a barrel-chested build.<br /> <br /> He is one who towers among others for a Gnome.<br /> <br /> He appears to be patronly.<br /> <br /> He has a wild and greasy beard, some square-cut ham chunks cut from talan pearls nestled among the untamed mane like small forgotten treasures.<br /> <br /> His right wrist has a tattoo of a wild hog going hog wild on a large pile of fatback bacon.<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> He is holding a battle-scarred hog mask with yellowed protruding tusks in his right hand.<br /> <br /> He is wearing an oversized chunk of chakrel hung from a massive glaes chain, a gargantuan boar-hide pauldron with a hog skull impaled on vicious glaes spikes, a pulsating eddy of light restrained inside the maw of a mechanical glaes skull, a dark oiled canvas butcher's bag with stained bone beads forming letters, a matte black warrior's kimono embroidered with a juicy ham on the bone, a red and white striped round shield with a star centered in blue, some mechanized butcher's gauntlets with dented glaes warning plates, a chunky silversteel signet ring embossed with a raven in flight, a splattered leather butcher's apron with a huge glaes buckle, a heavy spiked fighter's belt with a giant glaes buckle stamped &quot;Winner!&quot;, a spiritwood double sheath fitted with bejeweled goldenglow glaes mechanisms, a dark steel warhorn forged into a cawing raven clutching a glaes dragon and a pair of steel-toed stomping boots.<br /> <br /> {{PCSkills<br /> |Collapse=Yes<br /> }}</div>

GUITARZ79 https://elanthipedia.play.net/index.php?title=Tweedee&diff=658112 2024-12-14T00:32:11Z

<p>GUITARZ79: </p> <hr /> <div>[[File:TWEEDEE!!!!!.png|thumb]]<br /> {{PC<br /> |name=Tweedee Deedum<br /> |status=a<br /> |race=Gnome<br /> |gender=Male<br /> |guild=Barbarian<br /> |instance=Prime<br /> |relat=Tweedum<br /> |toc=y<br /> }}<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> You see Butcher Tweedee Deedum, Dragon Fighter of Elanthia, a Gnome Barbarian.<br /> Tweedee has a square-jawed face with several scars and gashes from past battles, some tyrium-framed safety goggles with thick glass lenses protecting his blazing black eyes and a broken nose. He is bald, with tanned skin and a barrel-chested build.<br /> He is one who towers among others for a Gnome.<br /> He appears to be patronly.<br /> He has a wild and greasy beard, some square-cut ham chunks cut from talan pearls nestled among the untamed mane like small forgotten treasures.<br /> His right wrist has a tattoo of a wild hog going hog wild on a large pile of fatback bacon.<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> He is holding a battle-scarred hog mask with yellowed protruding tusks in his right hand.<br /> <br /> He is wearing an oversized chunk of chakrel hung from a massive glaes chain, a gargantuan boar-hide pauldron with a hog skull impaled on vicious glaes spikes, a pulsating eddy of light restrained inside the maw of a mechanical glaes skull, a dark oiled canvas butcher's bag with stained bone beads forming letters, a matte black warrior's kimono embroidered with a juicy ham on the bone, a red and white striped round shield with a star centered in blue, some mechanized butcher's gauntlets with dented glaes warning plates, a chunky silversteel signet ring embossed with a raven in flight, a splattered leather butcher's apron with a huge glaes buckle, a heavy spiked fighter's belt with a giant glaes buckle stamped &quot;Winner!&quot;, a spiritwood double sheath fitted with bejeweled goldenglow glaes mechanisms, a dark steel warhorn forged into a cawing raven clutching a glaes dragon and a pair of steel-toed stomping boots.<br /> <br /> {{PCSkills<br /> |Collapse=Yes<br /> }}</div>

GUITARZ79 https://elanthipedia.play.net/index.php?title=Tweedee&diff=658111 2024-12-14T00:32:06Z

<p>GUITARZ79: </p> <hr /> <div>[[File:TWEEDEE!!!!!.png|thumb]]<br /> {{PC<br /> |name=Tweedee Deedum<br /> |status=a<br /> |race=Gnome<br /> |gender=Male<br /> |guild=Barbarian<br /> |instance=Prime<br /> |relat=Tweedum<br /> |toc=y<br /> }}<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> You see Butcher Tweedee Deedum, Dragon Fighter of Elanthia, a Gnome Barbarian.<br /> Tweedee has a square-jawed face with several scars and gashes from past battles, some tyrium-framed safety goggles with thick glass lenses protecting his blazing black eyes and a broken nose. He is bald, with tanned skin and a barrel-chested build.<br /> He is one who towers among others for a Gnome.<br /> He appears to be patronly.<br /> He has a wild and greasy beard, some square-cut ham chunks cut from talan pearls nestled among the untamed mane like small forgotten treasures.<br /> His right wrist has a tattoo of a wild hog going hog wild on a large pile of fatback bacon.<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> He is holding a battle-scarred hog mask with yellowed protruding tusks in his right hand.<br /> <br /> He is wearing an oversized chunk of chakrel hung from a massive glaes chain, a gargantuan boar-hide pauldron with a hog skull impaled on vicious glaes spikes, a pulsating eddy of light restrained inside the maw of a mechanical glaes skull, a dark oiled canvas butcher's bag with stained bone beads forming letters, a matte black warrior's kimono embroidered with a juicy ham on the bone, a red and white striped round shield with a star centered in blue, some mechanized butcher's gauntlets with dented glaes warning plates, a chunky silversteel signet ring embossed with a raven in flight, a splattered leather butcher's apron with a huge glaes buckle, a heavy spiked fighter's belt with a giant glaes buckle stamped &quot;Winner!&quot;, a spiritwood double sheath fitted with bejeweled goldenglow glaes mechanisms, a dark steel warhorn forged into a cawing raven clutching a glaes dragon and a pair of steel-toed stomping boots.<br /> <br /> {{PCSkills<br /> |Collapse=Yes<br /> }}</div>

GUITARZ79 https://elanthipedia.play.net/index.php?title=Tweedee&diff=658110 2024-12-14T00:32:01Z

<p>GUITARZ79: </p> <hr /> <div>[[File:TWEEDEE!!!!!.png|thumb]]<br /> {{PC<br /> |name=Tweedee Deedum<br /> |status=a<br /> |race=Gnome<br /> |gender=Male<br /> |guild=Barbarian<br /> |instance=Prime<br /> |relat=Tweedum<br /> |toc=y<br /> }}<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> You see Butcher Tweedee Deedum, Dragon Fighter of Elanthia, a Gnome Barbarian.<br /> Tweedee has a square-jawed face with several scars and gashes from past battles, some tyrium-framed safety goggles with thick glass lenses protecting his blazing black eyes and a broken nose. He is bald, with tanned skin and a barrel-chested build.<br /> He is one who towers among others for a Gnome.<br /> He appears to be patronly.<br /> He has a wild and greasy beard, some square-cut ham chunks cut from talan pearls nestled among the untamed mane like small forgotten treasures.<br /> His right wrist has a tattoo of a wild hog going hog wild on a large pile of fatback bacon.<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> He is holding a battle-scarred hog mask with yellowed protruding tusks in his right hand.<br /> <br /> He is wearing an oversized chunk of chakrel hung from a massive glaes chain, a gargantuan boar-hide pauldron with a hog skull impaled on vicious glaes spikes, a pulsating eddy of light restrained inside the maw of a mechanical glaes skull, a dark oiled canvas butcher's bag with stained bone beads forming letters, a matte black warrior's kimono embroidered with a juicy ham on the bone, a red and white striped round shield with a star centered in blue, some mechanized butcher's gauntlets with dented glaes warning plates, a chunky silversteel signet ring embossed with a raven in flight, a splattered leather butcher's apron with a huge glaes buckle, a heavy spiked fighter's belt with a giant glaes buckle stamped &quot;Winner!&quot;, a spiritwood double sheath fitted with bejeweled goldenglow glaes mechanisms, a dark steel warhorn forged into a cawing raven clutching a glaes dragon and a pair of steel-toed stomping boots.<br /> <br /> {{PCSkills<br /> |Collapse=Yes<br /> }}</div>

GUITARZ79 https://elanthipedia.play.net/index.php?title=Tweedee&diff=658109 2024-12-14T00:31:20Z

<p>GUITARZ79: </p> <hr /> <div>[[File:TWEEDEE!!!!!.png|thumb]]<br /> {{PC<br /> |name=Tweedee Deedum<br /> |status=a<br /> |race=Gnome<br /> |gender=Male<br /> |guild=Barbarian<br /> |instance=Prime<br /> |relat=Tweedum<br /> |toc=y<br /> }}<br /> You see Butcher Tweedee Deedum, Dragon Fighter of Elanthia, a Gnome Barbarian.<br /> Tweedee has a square-jawed face with several scars and gashes from past battles, some tyrium-framed safety goggles with thick glass lenses protecting his blazing black eyes and a broken nose. He is bald, with tanned skin and a barrel-chested build.<br /> He is one who towers among others for a Gnome.<br /> He appears to be patronly.<br /> He has a wild and greasy beard, some square-cut ham chunks cut from talan pearls nestled among the untamed mane like small forgotten treasures.<br /> His right wrist has a tattoo of a wild hog going hog wild on a large pile of fatback bacon.<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> He is holding a battle-scarred hog mask with yellowed protruding tusks in his right hand.<br /> <br /> He is wearing an oversized chunk of chakrel hung from a massive glaes chain, a gargantuan boar-hide pauldron with a hog skull impaled on vicious glaes spikes, a pulsating eddy of light restrained inside the maw of a mechanical glaes skull, a dark oiled canvas butcher's bag with stained bone beads forming letters, a matte black warrior's kimono embroidered with a juicy ham on the bone, a red and white striped round shield with a star centered in blue, some mechanized butcher's gauntlets with dented glaes warning plates, a chunky silversteel signet ring embossed with a raven in flight, a splattered leather butcher's apron with a huge glaes buckle, a heavy spiked fighter's belt with a giant glaes buckle stamped &quot;Winner!&quot;, a spiritwood double sheath fitted with bejeweled goldenglow glaes mechanisms, a dark steel warhorn forged into a cawing raven clutching a glaes dragon and a pair of steel-toed stomping boots.<br /> <br /> {{PCSkills<br /> |Collapse=Yes<br /> }}</div>

GUITARZ79 https://elanthipedia.play.net/index.php?title=File:TWEEDEE!!!!!.png&diff=658108 2024-12-14T00:31:13Z

<p>GUITARZ79: </p> <hr /> <div>Ham!</div>

GUITARZ79 https://elanthipedia.play.net/index.php?title=Tweedee&diff=658107 2024-12-14T00:26:54Z

<p>GUITARZ79: Created page with &quot;{{PC |name=Tweedee Deedum |status=a |race=Gnome |gender=Male |guild=Barbarian |instance=Prime |relat=Tweedum |toc=y }} You see Butcher Tweedee Deedum, Dragon Fighter of Elanthia, a Gnome Barbarian. Tweedee has a square-jawed face with several scars and gashes from past battles, some tyrium-framed safety goggles with thick glass lenses protecting his blazing black eyes and a broken nose. He is bald, with tanned skin and a barrel-chested build. He is one who towers amon...&quot;</p> <hr /> <div>{{PC<br /> |name=Tweedee Deedum<br /> |status=a<br /> |race=Gnome<br /> |gender=Male<br /> |guild=Barbarian<br /> |instance=Prime<br /> |relat=Tweedum<br /> |toc=y<br /> }}<br /> You see Butcher Tweedee Deedum, Dragon Fighter of Elanthia, a Gnome Barbarian.<br /> Tweedee has a square-jawed face with several scars and gashes from past battles, some tyrium-framed safety goggles with thick glass lenses protecting his blazing black eyes and a broken nose. He is bald, with tanned skin and a barrel-chested build.<br /> He is one who towers among others for a Gnome.<br /> He appears to be patronly.<br /> He has a wild and greasy beard, some square-cut ham chunks cut from talan pearls nestled among the untamed mane like small forgotten treasures.<br /> His right wrist has a tattoo of a wild hog going hog wild on a large pile of fatback bacon.<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> He is holding a battle-scarred hog mask with yellowed protruding tusks in his right hand.<br /> <br /> He is wearing an oversized chunk of chakrel hung from a massive glaes chain, a gargantuan boar-hide pauldron with a hog skull impaled on vicious glaes spikes, a pulsating eddy of light restrained inside the maw of a mechanical glaes skull, a dark oiled canvas butcher's bag with stained bone beads forming letters, a matte black warrior's kimono embroidered with a juicy ham on the bone, a red and white striped round shield with a star centered in blue, some mechanized butcher's gauntlets with dented glaes warning plates, a chunky silversteel signet ring embossed with a raven in flight, a splattered leather butcher's apron with a huge glaes buckle, a heavy spiked fighter's belt with a giant glaes buckle stamped &quot;Winner!&quot;, a spiritwood double sheath fitted with bejeweled goldenglow glaes mechanisms, a dark steel warhorn forged into a cawing raven clutching a glaes dragon and a pair of steel-toed stomping boots.<br /> <br /> {{PCSkills<br /> |Collapse=Yes<br /> }}</div>

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